Bro is literally like "at least sucking dick doesn't have an estrogenic effect"
I had no idea y cunt was this powerful
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socsa@piefed.social 1 year ago
Geetnerd@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“You get T straight from the tap!”
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Testosterone is stored in the balls, so is jizz. So drinking jizz will increase your testosterone, just like eating pussy increases estrogen.
And because it degrades so rapidly you’ve got to get it directly from the source, as far back in your throat as possible.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Fellas is it gay to have sex with women?
bollybing@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Not only does it make you gay, your sperm will testosteronize the woman, turning her into a gay man.
Sonor@lemmy.world 1 year ago
a woman is like 95% man, just a few bits changed or added. It’s therefore 95% gay. Sorry.
froh42@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There was this weird guy around here who claimed women are 100% man - they have been made out of a man’s rib or so.
And a lot of people believed this guy.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Only if you let the fluid touch your balls, and this person seems to really know how to make woman wet
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
yes
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Yes according to Andrew Tate.
surph_ninja@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s true. Effeminate dudes are getting more pussy. Been trying to tell people for decades.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So, I gotta try harder?
udon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Just ask yourself “What would Andrew Tate do?” and then do the opposite of that
Supervisor194@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It the right really comprised 100% of self-loathing homosexuals and their beards?
barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Anyone who thinks gay is a choice is gay, because they felt gay, and made the choice to live straight, and they assume that all straight people made the same choice. They don’t understand that real straight people always felt straight, and never made a choice, it was just who they are.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Being gay is a choice, just like my fucking cars check engine light is a choice. Why are you on motherfucker I have done so much fucking maintenance yet you defy me!
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 year ago
Of course, because everyone is gay, except for the ace homies
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
There’s a direct correlation between the usage of the term “direct correlation” and being an absolute imbecile.
ameancow@lemmy.world 1 year ago
On that same note, 86.4% of people who cite statistics, are usually using them wrong or just making them up completely.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wait. so is he agains oral sex or only straight sex?! I’m either too dumb or too smart to make sense of this
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Yes
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 year ago
What prohibition??? Now I’m even more keen
zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Prohibited from pleasuring women, to hide the fact that they’d be incapable if they tried /hj
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 year ago
But like has any place specifically laws that you can’t lingus?
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 1 year ago
At the rate they’re going, by 2030 the least gayest thing a guy will be able to do is have sex with a man.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Riker will have sex woth any and every alien he meets, the future boldly goes past gender norms
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
so … that makes me straight now? 🙈 i’m confused … but also amused :P
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Col. Ripper ranting about precious bodily fluids
Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Fellas, are you actually gay and trans if you make your straight GF cum?
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I guess that puts me on the rainbow? I’m gay for my gf, we’ll just add that under the +
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
She’s hooking up with a gay man? Sounds pretty gay to me bro. 🤜🤛
modifier@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I reject your entire premise!
Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It is MOST masculine to have hard emotionless sex with another man to avoid the estrogenisation of your penis
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Might even get a T boost by the same logic.
BmeBenji@lemm.ee 1 year ago
There’s nothing more masculine than dominating another man physically.
;)
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes this is why every baby born via a cesarean is super male.
guy@piefed.social 1 year ago
I firmly believe bi males were halfway out when the doctor said 'Oh no you don't!' and grabbed the knife
zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
I wasn’t and I’m now trans, checks out
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Til I’m basically a lesbian
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Notice the engagement.
240K views between the top two.
0.6K for the shot back.
Come on… Rule #1. Don’t feed the trolls. Get off Twitter.
huppakee@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I think you mean 6.0K
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah, oops.
Point still stands though.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Fry squinting.png
Tell me which one of these three you think is the troll
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Uh, none of them. The troll they are feeding is Elon Musk, the fallacy is that Twitter is an open forum where your engagement “makes a difference.” It’s not. It’s an algorithmic feed.
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Your brain on Nick Fuentes.
Glide@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
You heard it here first, ladies: the left knows how to eat pussy. You’re welcome.
Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I would expect lesbians to be best at it.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 year ago
“Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women?”
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Be careful Men, if you find her g-spot you instantly become a femboy twink!
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
wtf is a spiritual lesbian? Does it just mean I want women to top me? because…yes!
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Maybe lefty people are just more empathetic and know how good getting head is, so they return the favor.
zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
I also just like making others happy
peregrin5@lemm.ee 1 year ago
The only way to avoid this effect is only have sex with men. As long as you keep your socks on while you’re being railed, it’s not gay.
TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
I wasn’t aware that there was a thousand year ban on eating pussy.
Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I’m pretty sure that historically “sodomy” included oral sex
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 1 year ago
Ass to mouth? Gross.
jontree255@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I can’t even tell if the bottom comment is satire anymore.
Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Remember men, you’re not straight until you beg for other men on the internet to approve of how straight you are. Also, imagine people having relationships that don’t revolve around what a random Alpha Male™ thinks
abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 year ago
What order do I read this? Why is this “mainstream social media”?
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I think The Matrix had it right when they said 1999 was the peak of humanity, when platforms for these kind of shenanigans didn’t exist yet lol. Yeah we had loons on BBSs and IRC, but this is certainly something special.
Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Do men who eat pussy move to the left, or do left wing men just get more opportunities to eat pussy?
Chicken or the egg for the modern era
Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 year ago
left
right wingers, incels always talk about men, and mens body especially the penis.
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Men on the left are capable of empathy, and caring about people other than themselves. As such they are willing to do something for the benefit of their partner because they are capable of getting joy from their partner’s pleasure.
These men literally can’t comprehend why someone would care about making their partner happy if they don’t directly benefit from it.
EfreetSK@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Big if true! Also if your wife enjoys being fucked, she might be spiritual gay man. And do you know how we call people who fuck gay men?
AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space 1 year ago
Yeah, remember that German philosopher? Immanuel Kant, whose last name is pronounced “cunt”? Who ended up kicking off the whole process of modern and ultimately postmodern philosophy? Who most likely had autism (non-judgemental) and some really weird habits (mostly non-judgemental, don’t hit your servants, dude) and ideas (somewhat non-judgemental, if you’ve never seen a person with darker skin in your life, don’t write about them).
It was all in the name!
Speaking of philosophers and licking cunts.
Asafum@feddit.nl 1 year ago
“The only way to 100% be sure you won’t turn into a gay trans person as a guy is to fuck guys in the ass. It’s the straightest thing you can do. MANLY MAN!”
bluegreenwookie@bookwormstory.social 1 year ago
New hrt just dropped?
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
What if the pussy being eaten is one that belongs to a post-op trans woman?
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Trickle-down estradiol
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
“No mom I’m not taking hormones! It’s the
5G towersimmense amounts of pussy that I’m drowning in, I swear!”