What order do I read this? Why is this “mainstream social media”?
I had no idea y cunt was this powerful
Submitted 10 months ago by shish_mish@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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abbadon420@lemm.ee 10 months ago
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
So with this logic, real men make sure to suck and fuck as many dicks per day as possible. Gottit
Burninator05@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s just about the only legal, non-prescription way to really get your testosterone through the roof.
cley_faye@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Real hetero cis men only have sex with other real hetero cis men, preferably more than one at a time, to avoid lowering their male-ness. That’s the only way to keep our society alive, obviously.
Pfffrt. These jokers are such idiots.
match@pawb.social 10 months ago
have sex with trans men and slurp up the bonus T
F_OFF_Reddit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So… the manliest thing is to just be around men, have sex with men and not even touch a woman?
twice_hatch@midwest.social 10 months ago
Barriers are not enough, I always used a condom for PIV and still became a transbian
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Maybe lefty people are just more empathetic and know how good getting head is, so they return the favor.
zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
I also just like making others happy
max@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
So that’s why so many trans girls are lesbians 🤔
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I ride bareback on the regular. The only way I keep my T-levels elevated is by eating a raw onion a day. Sometimes two.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
These are exactly the same people who say that sex is binary and that gender = sex
Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I’m such a lesbian
BumbyJohnson@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Damn woman and their cooties.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yes this is why every baby born via a cesarean is super male.
guy@piefed.social 10 months ago
I firmly believe bi males were halfway out when the doctor said 'Oh no you don't!' and grabbed the knife
zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
I wasn’t and I’m now trans, checks out
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
wtf is a spiritual lesbian? Does it just mean I want women to top me? because…yes!
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That right there is some unironic Sopranos-level homophobe logic
cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
We already knew you couldn’t get a girl wet bro.
peregrin5@lemm.ee 10 months ago
The only way to avoid this effect is only have sex with men. As long as you keep your socks on while you’re being railed, it’s not gay.
jontree255@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I can’t even tell if the bottom comment is satire anymore.
AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space 10 months ago
Yeah, remember that German philosopher? Immanuel Kant, whose last name is pronounced “cunt”? Who ended up kicking off the whole process of modern and ultimately postmodern philosophy? Who most likely had autism (non-judgemental) and some really weird habits (mostly non-judgemental, don’t hit your servants, dude) and ideas (somewhat non-judgemental, if you’ve never seen a person with darker skin in your life, don’t write about them).
It was all in the name!
Speaking of philosophers and licking cunts.
sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
I’ve heard he was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.
udon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Always a bit edgy when people focus on the pronunciation of Kant, instead of its meaning.
Indica_Jellies@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So gay men are the most masculine men out there is what I am picking up from this (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 10 months ago
It is a miracle that these guys survive to reproductive age.
LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 10 months ago
It’s all fun and games posting extremist propaganda, until you hear that the christo-fascists in power right now actually do want to ban sodomy.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
I’ve added this extra bonus XP and I’ve finally reached thr coveted rank of double gay. Finally after years of hard work sucking dicks and eating pussy I’ve achieved my one life goal.
Ledericas@lemm.ee 10 months ago
estrogen does suppress testosterone production, so its technically stronger.
Aids@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
This has to rage bait
DimFisher@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I m laughing so much with the comments, thank you 🤣👌
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 10 months ago
What prohibition??? Now I’m even more keen
zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Prohibited from pleasuring women, to hide the fact that they’d be incapable if they tried /hj
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 10 months ago
But like has any place specifically laws that you can’t lingus?
samuelazers@lemmy.world 10 months ago
r/deadbedrooms (does this work?)
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Raw fucking has a calming effect confirmed.
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 10 months ago
At the rate they’re going, by 2030 the least gayest thing a guy will be able to do is have sex with a man.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Riker will have sex woth any and every alien he meets, the future boldly goes past gender norms
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
so … that makes me straight now? 🙈 i’m confused … but also amused :P