I think The Matrix had it right when they said 1999 was the peak of humanity, when platforms for these kind of shenanigans didn’t exist yet lol. Yeah we had loons on BBSs and IRC, but this is certainly something special.
I had no idea y cunt was this powerful
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bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 1 week ago
max@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
So that’s why so many trans girls are lesbians 🤔
F_OFF_Reddit@lemmy.world 5 days ago
So… the manliest thing is to just be around men, have sex with men and not even touch a woman?
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I ride bareback on the regular. The only way I keep my T-levels elevated is by eating a raw onion a day. Sometimes two.
twice_hatch@midwest.social 6 days ago
Barriers are not enough, I always used a condom for PIV and still became a transbian
EfreetSK@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Big if true! Also if your wife enjoys being fucked, she might be spiritual gay man. And do you know how we call people who fuck gay men?
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 6 days ago
At the rate they’re going, by 2030 the least gayest thing a guy will be able to do is have sex with a man.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Riker will have sex woth any and every alien he meets, the future boldly goes past gender norms
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 6 days ago
so … that makes me straight now? 🙈 i’m confused … but also amused :P
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
These are exactly the same people who say that sex is binary and that gender = sex
abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 week ago
What order do I read this? Why is this “mainstream social media”?
Indica_Jellies@lemmy.world 5 days ago
So gay men are the most masculine men out there is what I am picking up from this (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
I’m such a lesbian
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
Maybe lefty people are just more empathetic and know how good getting head is, so they return the favor.
zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 days ago
I also just like making others happy
slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 5 days ago
It is a miracle that these guys survive to reproductive age.
LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 5 days ago
It’s all fun and games posting extremist propaganda, until you hear that the christo-fascists in power right now actually do want to ban sodomy.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 6 days ago
That right there is some unironic Sopranos-level homophobe logic
BumbyJohnson@lemm.ee 6 days ago
Damn woman and their cooties.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Yes this is why every baby born via a cesarean is super male.
guy@piefed.social 6 days ago
I firmly believe bi males were halfway out when the doctor said 'Oh no you don't!' and grabbed the knife
zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 days ago
I wasn’t and I’m now trans, checks out
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
wtf is a spiritual lesbian? Does it just mean I want women to top me? because…yes!
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
I’ve added this extra bonus XP and I’ve finally reached thr coveted rank of double gay. Finally after years of hard work sucking dicks and eating pussy I’ve achieved my one life goal.
Ledericas@lemm.ee 5 days ago
estrogen does suppress testosterone production, so its technically stronger.
Aids@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
This has to rage bait
cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
We already knew you couldn’t get a girl wet bro.
peregrin5@lemm.ee 1 week ago
The only way to avoid this effect is only have sex with men. As long as you keep your socks on while you’re being railed, it’s not gay.
jontree255@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I can’t even tell if the bottom comment is satire anymore.
AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space 1 week ago
Yeah, remember that German philosopher? Immanuel Kant, whose last name is pronounced “cunt”? Who ended up kicking off the whole process of modern and ultimately postmodern philosophy? Who most likely had autism (non-judgemental) and some really weird habits (mostly non-judgemental, don’t hit your servants, dude) and ideas (somewhat non-judgemental, if you’ve never seen a person with darker skin in your life, don’t write about them).
It was all in the name!
Speaking of philosophers and licking cunts.
sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 1 week ago
I’ve heard he was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.
udon@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Always a bit edgy when people focus on the pronunciation of Kant, instead of its meaning.
DimFisher@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I m laughing so much with the comments, thank you 🤣👌
samuelazers@lemmy.world 5 days ago
r/deadbedrooms (does this work?)
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 6 days ago
What prohibition??? Now I’m even more keen
zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 days ago
Prohibited from pleasuring women, to hide the fact that they’d be incapable if they tried /hj
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 5 days ago
But like has any place specifically laws that you can’t lingus?
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Raw fucking has a calming effect confirmed.
Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Remember men, you’re not straight until you beg for other men on the internet to approve of how straight you are. Also, imagine people having relationships that don’t revolve around what a random Alpha Male™ thinks