modifier
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- Comment on Netflix will show generative AI ads midway through streams in 2026 2 days ago:
I want to pay. I want creators to be fairly compensated for their work. I just want a structure that doesn’t require a predatory middleman that adds no value.
- Comment on Netflix will show generative AI ads midway through streams in 2026 3 days ago:
The seas are truly splendid. I can only but pity the landlubbers.
- Comment on Just a pic of two besties 2 weeks ago:
But should we?
- Comment on Just a pic of two besties 2 weeks ago:
I’m familiar with the move on the left, but the right hand looks like an Obama speech gesture.
- Comment on It'll be worth it 2 weeks ago:
We could take a walk, and you could kiss me on the veranda.
- Comment on “Bionic Girl” Debuts New Wireless Hands That Even Work When Detached From the Main Prosthetic 2 weeks ago:
I bet if we all try we can remember the name Tilley Lockey because it’s a pretty badass name and arguably cooler than bionic girl
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 2 weeks ago:
Based on current performance, none of the previous generations are any kind of hot shit so I say we work with what we got.
- Comment on Discord CEO steps down, replaced with former Activision Blizzard CSO as they work towards being a public company 3 weeks ago:
“Well I’ve been rolling down this well-worn road…”
- Comment on Adobe Gets Bullied Off Bluesky 5 weeks ago:
Fireworks for me. I miss that whole suite though.
- Comment on No Weirdos 5 weeks ago:
I would pay twice that for the novelty alone. I fucking love tacos.
- Comment on I had no idea y cunt was this powerful 5 weeks ago:
I reject your entire premise!
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 5 weeks ago:
He is certainly one of the most likely to die in office. Just on a purely actuarial basis, I should think.
- Comment on Hydro 1 month ago:
I am just the right age for this meme.
- Comment on Massive botnet that appeared overnight is delivering record-size DDoSes 2 months ago:
No ransom. This might be someone’s hobby project but it is dangerous, or will be, to the handful of dweeby, fake-ripped broligarchs that want to control ALL of our conversations.
- Comment on Israelis mock Palestinian children in viral TikTok 'prank call' trend 2 months ago:
Zionists
- Comment on Reddit could soon punish users for upvoting violent content. 2 months ago:
It is just galling to me that some massive rich dweebs interpreted all of my favorite dystopian cyberpunk as a blueprint
- Comment on Nobody Wants a Nazi Electric Car 2 months ago:
And the board is probably afraid to fire him now too.
- Comment on Microsoft Outlook servers down, reports say 2 months ago:
That might have been me.
- Comment on YSK that if you hover your mouse over each segment of Wikipedia's IPA pronunciation key (typically found at the beginning of an article), it will let you know how it sounds in the tooltip 2 months ago:
I clicked on it once and it made a baby appear and the baby looked at me.
- Comment on Let me tell you something, I haven't even begun to peak. 2 months ago:
Is that a crest I see before me?
- Comment on Conservatism Saved As Muslim Sex Trafficker Brought Back To U.S. 2 months ago:
Dang does the bee actually have a stinger? I didn’t expect this level of almost-but-not-quite self-awareness from them.
- Comment on Stop touching your stuff! 2 months ago:
I was literally touching my penis when my eyes alit on this post.
My first thought was that this was an incredible coincidence, and worthy of remark, but now I’m starting to wonder if maybe I’m subconsciously handling this thing more than I realize.
- Comment on Hardcore gaming 2 months ago:
Wait wait wait, WINDOWS installed?
- Comment on nuked from orbit 2 months ago:
What are your qualifications for media literacy?
- Comment on nuked from orbit 2 months ago:
From what now?
- Comment on BlackBerry's iconic keyboard patent has expired 2 months ago:
I still have mine too, and really for the same reason. It is such a great design, and the aesthetic of a water-smoothed river stone was really cohesive. The Pre was all smooth lines and soft curves. Just gorgeous.
- Comment on BlackBerry's iconic keyboard patent has expired 2 months ago:
It was such an innovative Mobile UI for its time, and the physical slide-out keyboard of the Pre, was a really satisfying typing experience. These days, people take for granted that they can dismiss an app by simply “flicking” it up and off the screen on your mobile phone, but that whole visual metaphor and activity came from WebOS. It felt like the first true multi-tasking mobile phone. shucks I miss it.
- Comment on BlackBerry's iconic keyboard patent has expired 2 months ago:
Remembering the BlackBerry keyboard leads me to remembering the Palm Pre, which had so much potential. In many ways, still my favorite phone ever. It’s sad to see WebOS reduced to Smart TV shit.
- Comment on Mastodon is working to add the controversial 'quote posts' feature | TechCrunch 2 months ago:
If I infer from context clues, quote dunking is commenting disparagingly to frame the quoted tweet? I left Twitter in like 2011.
- Comment on aww man here we goo... 2 months ago:
We prefer Speed tape. It’s a little stronger but just as ubiquitous.