Look at your body, people! Mouth, stomach, and intestines! You were made to produce shit!
hard to argue with
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johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
DJDarren@thelemmy.club 15 hours ago
And some of us are blessed with producing more shit than others.
Rubanski@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
Amen
moistclump@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Reminder that just because you don’t have children, doesn’t mean you have to achieve a certain level of career or academia. You’re still valid. I’m still valid…
Visstix@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I’ve done my part to make the world a better place by not having kids, and I’m just cruising along.
pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I don’t think “valid” is a proper word for someone’s life. You don’t have to be validated by anyone, you don’t own anyone anything. Do what you yourself see fit for this one-time adventure.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 15 hours ago
Do you have a certificate saying that?
where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
And if you do want children and are fulfilled living a life dedicated to making and raising them, you’re also still valid.
In fact, that would be an accomplishment, while simply existing isn’t. But this planet got an overpopulation problem, so if all you wanna do is continue simply and unimportantly existing while also not procreating, I’d say, go ahead.
Matriks404@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Reminder that you don’t have to do anything at all in life, and these who day otherwise are wrong.
M137@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Well, one thing you should do in life is read the text you’ve written and checking for errors.
doctordevice@lemm.ee 15 hours ago
In fact I strive to do as little as possible. I only work to pay the bills. If I could luck upon a comfortable enough nest egg I would quit working immediately and just play games the rest of my life (video & board, solo and with friends/family).
Hell, I may end up contributing more to society that way since I enjoy dabbling in video game design but don’t have enough time to actually work towards anything I could release. If I had time, maybe I’d actually create something for a wider audience rather than whatever minor contribution I have at work.
JokeDeity@lemm.ee 13 hours ago
I always like to remind people that their ancestors survived as fishermen and farmers and peasants, you aren’t a failure if you don’t become the president or the greatest person in your field or whatever.
RandomVideos@programming.dev 10 hours ago
Look at your bodies, men. Legs and arms. God created you to fight bears with no weapons every day of your life
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 hours ago
That’s why I’m on Grindr everyday. To wrestle the bears.
Montagge@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
Thank you for your service
fossilesque@mander.xyz 10 hours ago
God made out faces for punching, over and over.
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I can only hit myself in the face real hard three, four times before I get woozy and forget where I am. It’s a cycle of violence
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 10 hours ago
I already killed all the bears. I will now kill all thé trees
humblebun@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
No. God has made American men to fight in the middle east
RandomVideos@programming.dev 9 hours ago
I was talking about romanian men, not american ones
scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 9 hours ago
Fuck off with the baiting.
Shareni@programming.dev 9 hours ago
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 hours ago
It’s always the people who are most obsessed with us reproducing who also work the hardest to make sure there isn’t any future for our children.
_bcron@midwest.social 15 hours ago
Look at your bodies, women! An internal inguinal canal less likely to cause a hernia, lower center of gravity, higher body fat, and less body hair for easier cleanup. God created you for spending long hours in the coal mines!
Shou@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
But men’s long ass nosehair makes for natural filters against the dust in the mines! Clearly men are better suited for the mines!
Narauko@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
But look at how small and dexterous the children are, able to squeeze and clamber through the tunnels. And look at what they play all day: Minecraft. Clearly the children are best suited, as they yearn for the mines.
JokeDeity@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
And yet it’s the children who yearn for the mines.
style99@lemm.ee 15 hours ago
It’s always the Devil who tries to convince everyone that he speaks for God.
NielsBohron@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I’d remove the religious implications and say “it’s always those who are most convinced they have a monopoly on Truth who are most dehumanizing to the out-group”
style99@lemm.ee 15 hours ago
I like the way I put it. Way easier to put on a bumper sticker.
JokeDeity@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
It’s always the religious who ruin everything ever.
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 hours ago
I can’t see my ovaries or womb. I guess I’ll never know my purpose of serving men and go back to living my life.
thefartographer@lemm.ee 19 hours ago
A. Username checks out
B. I can help you figure out your purpose serving men! But before you can walk, you must crawl. First, you’re going to learn how to hunt men. Then how to cook men. Once you’ve mastered these two, you will spend months or years learning how to plate men. Finally, serving men. Then you’ll be ready to start your own menstaurant.Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
I would find a menstaurant (nice!) very sexist. I would eat all sexes without discrimination. As long as raised organic and free-range.
jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 14 hours ago
Empricorn@feddit.nl 16 hours ago
If it’s good enough, you might even eventually earn a Menchalin Star for quality!
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
If you CAN, please see a medical professional immediately
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 19 hours ago
FYI If you don’t have any connective tissue between your breasts, ovaries and womb you might have a problem. Your doctor should check you for vitamin deficiency
fin@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
What a disgusting tweet by the way, it makes me want to throw up
odium@programming.dev 18 hours ago
It being posted by a woman makes it even worse.
Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Female presenting profile pic, we don’t actually know anything about the human who typed it
GojuRyu@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
If you look her up you will see that this is one of her more tame takes unfortunately. At least this is not about her views on women’s place in marriage or the rights a husband supposedly has to their wives body, regardless of consent. I can’t help but feel a little sad for her though. From her recounting of her life it sounds like she married a man she didn’t love because that’s what she was supposed to do. After over a decade of miserable marriage she broke and saw it as her duty to be servile in all things to a man she was never really attracted to and convinced herself that happiness is to live that submissive life in deference to a man in all things. If it was the story of someone who got out and found a life outside those oppressive beliefs it would be a cautionary tale, but she sees it as the recipe for a good biblical life.
where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
No, it makes it zero disgusting. It’s a person making a passionate calling. She simply calls for others to follow their steps, she’s a woman and a mother, and believes everything she says, and is probably happy and fulfilled and is wishing that to others.
You seem to be triggered af by literally everything and can’t see when someone’s heart is in the right place regardless of whether you agree with them or not.
Maybe that snowflake term your older generation used was correct. Cuz, frankly, you guys act like a bunch of rebellious teenagers. Kinda cringe.
Oh, I’m an atheist, feminist, child-free, I don’t have a tweeter, and where I live abortions are legal. And you’re cringe even to me.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Another possible housewife and incubator ruined by BIG ACADEMIA.
humble_pete_digger@lemm.ee 6 hours ago
Serious question.
Are u people advocating for humanity just dying off? Why not have kids? That’s normal::: spoiler spoiler
sweetpotato@lemmy.ml 1 hour ago
What exactly did they say that made you draw this conclusion? I’m so curious
absentbird@lemm.ee 1 hour ago
I think they’re advocating that women can choose for themselves what kind of person to be, and that fact their bodies are capable of gestating children doesn’t obligate them to do so.
It’s sort of ike how the fact a man’s body may be capable of entertaining others by dressing their penis up in a tiny coat and hat doesn’t mean we should bully an entire gender into making that the purpose of their existence, nor does it mean we’re advocating for a world without sharp dressed dicks, it’s just a thing people are free to do or not do.
peanutyam@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
“The Transformed Wife” is the worst of all the Transformers - must be a Decipticon hell bent on hating all women with brains….
Classy@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
Lack of butterflies caused me to panic the first time he proposed, and I needed more time to think things through. I knew I liked him. I knew in terms of biblical values, he was a rare find. He wasn’t the most handsome guy ever, but he wasn’t repulsive either.
Oooof what a blog lmao
lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 1 hour ago
Poor lady, victim of a fucked up religion enforcing sexist bullshit, became an bullshitter in turn. I feel sorry for her.
Doesn’t mean I excuse the crap she’s dumping out there, of course.
MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
According to Wikipedia, “the world population … was estimated by the United Nations to have exceeded eight billion in mid-November 2022. It took around 300,000 years of human prehistory and history for the human population to reach a billion and only 218 years more to reach 8 billion.”
There are PLENTY of people in the world. Some of them need to get off my lawn. Grrr.
jaschen@lemm.ee 8 hours ago
Tell that to Japan and Korea. They missed the memo.
Vilian@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
They need to learn to convive with others to increase immigration, or fix their system but that’s harder tho
Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 4 hours ago
I think you’ll notice both of those places have very low birth rates these days. Almost like people don’t enjoy being crammed in like sardines and having to compete in the workplace like rats fighting over the last rotting morsels.
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 17 hours ago
Conservatives are weirdos.
mEEGal@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
agreed, some progressists as well though
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
I have hands that can turn into fists. Does that mean I was created for hitting things?
This is your logic, woman!
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 hours ago
I mean, unironically… from an evolutionary pov, yeah kind of. I don’t know specifics about how hands evolved, but knuckles seem to be shaped a certain way for reasons. I imagine big, boney knuckles was a trait that got successfully passed down due to its usefulness.
django@discuss.tchncs.de 17 hours ago
Hands are fragile, they were created to hold tools. Like a stone. Stones are for hitting, not your poor fragile hands.
If you use a stone, you can still play the piano or paint your favorite landscape afterwards.
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 18 hours ago
Drag has fingers that are just the right size to shove up a huge cloaca. Does this mean drag was created for the purpose of giving handjobs to dragons? Yes, yes it does. And drag is happy with drag’s purpose.
xthexder@l.sw0.com 11 hours ago
If you look at how Gorillas kind of walk around on their fists, it definitely makes sense that there’s some evolutionary benefit to the knuckle shape. It doesn’t have to be related to hitting things either. It’s easiest to support yourself with a straight wrist, like if you’re holding a branch, vs putting your palm flat is a lot more stress on your wrist.
Ultraviolet@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Kicking is our natural unarmed attack. Still a last resort compared to throwing rocks or whacking with sticks though. We evolved from ancestors who already used tools to defend themselves.
Asafum@feddit.nl 17 hours ago
“God created you…”
Ughhh… Find comfort in religion, fine, but let’s not go push your idea of creation and the ramifications of such on others tyvm…
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 18 hours ago
Look at your bodies, men! Muscles, dongs, and beards! Prometheus created you to star in a gay porno!
anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 hours ago
That’s actually why Prometheus gave man fire: the meatballs on the craft services table kept getting cold.
socsa@piefed.social 9 hours ago
No, she has a point. Men have testicles and a penis so perhaps they are simply useless once they have transferred their genetic material to the next generation.
logicbomb@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
If she really believes those breasts, ovaries, and wombs are so important, why was she telling women to think about things? You don’t think with breasts, ovaries, or wombs.
And what will she do when she hits menopause? How will that affect her beliefs?
OwlPaste@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Roll over and die, no other purpose
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 15 hours ago
Conservative cope atm is arguing that menopause exists to aid child rearing, aka “the grandmother hypothesis”
karl_chungus@lemm.ee 15 hours ago
When rapists can legally decide the mother of their child without her say in it you know shit’s fucked.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
By this logic you really can’t expect me to pee in the toilet. I can’t have a fire hose adapter hanging off of me just to pee straight down all the time. I was born for snow writing, and I’m coming to a yard near you!
qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 17 hours ago
Same argument against vegetarianism/veganism — we have teeth “designed” or evolved for eating meat, thus we should eat meat.
…we also have brains capable of abstract reasoning, but nevermind that!
7bicycles@hexbear.net 15 hours ago
…we also have brains capable of abstract reasoning, but nevermind that!
Not entirely convinced this is true of the people who claim 2 sharp teeth means we gotta do factory farming
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
Its funny because you could say the same thing about men. Oh look how beautiful life is, all im meant for is delivering dna into a woman… suddenly not so nice is it
leadore@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
So based on this type of criteria, God created men to fuck things up.
Manmoth@lemmy.ml 7 hours ago
Men and Women are different.
jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 18 hours ago
My baby lietrally could become a second Hitler for all I know. Would that be important, too?
GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 15 hours ago
lmao god didnt give me shit bridget-pride-stay-mad estrogen my beloved
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
women. fellow human beings, if anything are meant to be equals and partners in the life experience. expecting subservience is an insult
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Wait, so does this God create everyone or do women create everyone?
lowleveldata@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
TBF the first person didn’t say anything about severing men
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
God also gave men prostates capable of stimulating them to climax and what could be more beautiful than a man getting railed up the ass?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 hours ago
What about the nipples? WHAT ABOUT THE NIPPLES???
Moops@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?
meldrik@lemmy.wtf 19 hours ago
Beautiful!
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 hours ago
hard to argue with
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
When in Rome do as the Romans do. In highschool I wrote an abortion focused “Modest Proposal” suggesting that men be forced to donate anatomical gifts (blood, skin, organs, etc) to their progeny to equalize the physical labor of men and women in procreation. The increased gravity of such a gift is balanced by the lower liklihood of its necessity. I came at it from every angle and took the argument to its most exaggeratedly ridiculous extent; Swift would’ve been proud.
Localhorst86@feddit.org 18 hours ago
I’m hard, argue with me
thefartographer@lemm.ee 18 hours ago
Tried it, didn’t like it. Guess when my wife says she doesn’t want kids, I’ll just have to listen to her lest she rail me up the ass. Beauty be damned.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 18 hours ago
Eh, that’s more akin to hacking God’s messy creation that anything else.
nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 17 hours ago
What god may call a bug, we call a feature.