Open Menu
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
lotide
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
Login

hard to argue with

⁨0⁩ ⁨likes⁩

Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

https://mander.xyz/pictrs/image/3a4734f5-017d-486f-8a2b-1f2004793177.jpeg

source

Comments

Sort:hotnewtop
  • daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Look at your body men, see where the prostate is located? You are made to be railed 24/7.

    source
  • 4oreman@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    both are wrong ; god didn’t create either of them ; satan did.

    source
  • Awesomo85@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland!

    It’s the same vibe.

    source
  • Hellsfire29@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nothing wrong with being proud of giving birth to a new life. Also nothing wrong with believing that you’re more than that. It becomes a problem when people start forcing their beliefs on others.

    source
  • mathias_freire@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    God gave you ass holes, so it’s your duty taking shits as much possible. with this mindset

    source
    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

      source
      • univers3man@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Awooooooooo

        lemmy.world/c/the_pack

        source
        • -> View More Comments
    • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Toilet phone gang posters!

      source
  • beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    God gave human adult males flexible ****ncters the approximate circumference of my **** so there’s proof of what men are for 😘

    source
    • Hathaway@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Did you censor sphincter?

      source
      • beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yes, I censored myself. I love crude humor (OBV) but also thought, not everyone needs every last hairy rectal thought 🤷‍♂️😘🎊

        source
        • -> View More Comments
      • cadekat@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        And dick?

        source
        • -> View More Comments
  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s always the people who are most obsessed with us reproducing who also work the hardest to make sure there isn’t any future for our children.

    source
    • Shhalahr@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Of course, reproduction without any forethought is one of the things that leads to that lack of future.

      source
  • Manmoth@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Men and Women are different.

    source
    • match@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      not all men and women

      source
    • AVincentInSpace@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      in what way

      source
      • Infinite@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        bobs and vagene?

        source
    • noxy@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      instance checks out

      source
  • peanutyam@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “The Transformed Wife” is the worst of all the Transformers - must be a Decipticon hell bent on hating all women with brains….

    source
    • Classy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Lack of butterflies caused me to panic the first time he proposed, and I needed more time to think things through. I knew I liked him. I knew in terms of biblical values, he was a rare find. He wasn’t the most handsome guy ever, but he wasn’t repulsive either.

      Oooof what a blog lmao

      thetransformedwife.com/can-a-marriage-that-doesnt…

      source
      • lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Poor lady, victim of a fucked up religion enforcing sexist bullshit, became an bullshitter in turn. I feel sorry for her.

        Doesn’t mean I excuse the crap she’s dumping out there, of course.

        source
  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No, she has a point. Men have testicles and a penis so perhaps they are simply useless once they have transferred their genetic material to the next generation.

    source
  • leadore@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So based on this type of criteria, God created men to fuck things up.

    source
  • RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Look at your bodies, men. Legs and arms. God created you to fight bears with no weapons every day of your life

    source
    • Shareni@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      OK

      source
    • humblebun@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No. God has made American men to fight in the middle east

      source
      • RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I was talking about romanian men, not american ones

        source
      • scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Fuck off with the baiting.

        source
    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s why I’m on Grindr everyday. To wrestle the bears.

      source
      • Montagge@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Thank you for your service

        source
    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I already killed all the bears. I will now kill all thé trees

      source
    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      God made out faces for punching, over and over.

      source
      • prex@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Image

        source
        • -> View More Comments
      • thesporkeffect@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I can only hit myself in the face real hard three, four times before I get woozy and forget where I am. It’s a cycle of violence

        source
  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Another possible housewife and incubator ruined by BIG ACADEMIA.

    source
    • humble_pete_digger@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Serious question.

      Are u people advocating for humanity just dying off? Why not have kids? That’s normal::: spoiler spoiler

      source
      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Just FYI, my wife has two masters degrees and still was able to get pregnant, give birth and help raise a child with me afterward. So apparently it is possible for women to have advanced university degrees and have kids.

        Incidentally, my mother also has two masters degrees, so apparently that was also possible in the 1970s without the population crashing.

        source
        • -> View More Comments
      • sweetpotato@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        What exactly did they say that made you draw this conclusion? I’m so curious

        source
      • absentbird@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I think they’re advocating that women can choose for themselves what kind of person to be, and that fact their bodies are capable of gestating children doesn’t obligate them to do so.

        It’s sort of ike how the fact a man’s body may be capable of entertaining others by dressing their penis up in a tiny coat and hat doesn’t mean we should bully an entire gender into making that the purpose of their existence, nor does it mean we’re advocating for a world without sharp dressed dicks, it’s just a thing people are free to do or not do.

        source
        • -> View More Comments
  • MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    According to Wikipedia, “the world population … was estimated by the United Nations to have exceeded eight billion in mid-November 2022. It took around 300,000 years of human prehistory and history for the human population to reach a billion and only 218 years more to reach 8 billion.”

    There are PLENTY of people in the world. Some of them need to get off my lawn. Grrr.

    source
    • jaschen@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Tell that to Japan and Korea. They missed the memo.

      source
      • Underwaterbob@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I think you’ll notice both of those places have very low birth rates these days. Almost like people don’t enjoy being crammed in like sardines and having to compete in the workplace like rats fighting over the last rotting morsels.

        source
      • Vilian@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        They need to learn to convive with others to increase immigration, or fix their system but that’s harder tho

        source
        • -> View More Comments
  • TheDoctor@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Look at your bodies, women! You eat and breathe from the same hole, so food getting stuck there kills you. Your reproductive and waste areas and directly next to each other, which leads to unnecessary infection. You lack the ability to biosynthesize various necessary vitamins, so rely on internal bacteria to produce them for you, risking deadly infection. Your eyes have a blind spot and are not optimized for seeing through air nor through water. A loving and intelligent god would not design you this way. Please understand that your unnecessarily complicated feet are not a sign that you are “intended” for anything, let alone patriarchy.

    source
  • JokeDeity@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What could be more important? Like infinity amount of things. Humans aren’t all that important in fact.

    source
  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    By this logic you really can’t expect me to pee in the toilet. I can’t have a fire hose adapter hanging off of me just to pee straight down all the time. I was born for snow writing, and I’m coming to a yard near you!

    source
  • GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    lmao god didnt give me shit bridget-pride-stay-mad estrogen my beloved

    source
  • _bcron@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Look at your bodies, women! An internal inguinal canal less likely to cause a hernia, lower center of gravity, higher body fat, and less body hair for easier cleanup. God created you for spending long hours in the coal mines!

    source
    • AbeilleVegane@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Such a genuinely good reductio, I’m stealing this!

      source
      • PhAzE@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Reductio… is that a Harry Potter spell?

        source
        • -> View More Comments
    • Shou@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But men’s long ass nosehair makes for natural filters against the dust in the mines! Clearly men are better suited for the mines!

      source
      • Narauko@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        But look at how small and dexterous the children are, able to squeeze and clamber through the tunnels. And look at what they play all day: Minecraft. Clearly the children are best suited, as they yearn for the mines.

        source
      • JokeDeity@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        And yet it’s the children who yearn for the mines.

        source
  • karl_chungus@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    When rapists can legally decide the mother of their child without her say in it you know shit’s fucked.

    source
  • style99@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s always the Devil who tries to convince everyone that he speaks for God.

    source
    • JokeDeity@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s always the religious who ruin everything ever.

      source
    • NielsBohron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’d remove the religious implications and say “it’s always those who are most convinced they have a monopoly on Truth who are most dehumanizing to the out-group”

      source
      • style99@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I like the way I put it. Way easier to put on a bumper sticker.

        source
        • -> View More Comments
  • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I swear this is relevant:

    TikTok - SNL

    source
  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wait, so does this God create everyone or do women create everyone?

    source
    • Shou@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Is god womban?

      source
  • johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Look at your body, people! Mouth, stomach, and intestines! You were made to produce shit!

    source
    • DJDarren@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And some of us are blessed with producing more shit than others.

      source
      • Rubanski@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Amen

        source
  • AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Conservatives are weirdos.

    source
    • mEEGal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      agreed, some progressists as well though

      source
  • qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Same argument against vegetarianism/veganism — we have teeth “designed” or evolved for eating meat, thus we should eat meat.

    …we also have brains capable of abstract reasoning, but nevermind that!

    source
    • 7bicycles@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      …we also have brains capable of abstract reasoning, but nevermind that!

      Not entirely convinced this is true of the people who claim 2 sharp teeth means we gotta do factory farming

      source
      • TheDoctor@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        We evolved to enslave cows and chickens! It’S ScIEnCE!!!

        source
        • -> View More Comments
      • queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        They aren’t even sharp lol

        source
        • -> View More Comments
  • logicbomb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If she really believes those breasts, ovaries, and wombs are so important, why was she telling women to think about things? You don’t think with breasts, ovaries, or wombs.

    And what will she do when she hits menopause? How will that affect her beliefs?

    source
    • OwlPaste@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Roll over and die, no other purpose

      source
      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Conservative cope atm is arguing that menopause exists to aid child rearing, aka “the grandmother hypothesis”

        source
        • -> View More Comments
  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    women. fellow human beings, if anything are meant to be equals and partners in the life experience. expecting subservience is an insult

    source
    • Shou@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Then come be a bitch boy too. We’re all getting railed by capitalism here.

      source
  • Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “God created you…”

    Ughhh… Find comfort in religion, fine, but let’s not go push your idea of creation and the ramifications of such on others tyvm…

    source
  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Men look at their bodies and choose to only think with their dick

    I should know, I’m a man

    source
-> View More Comments