thesporkeffect

@thesporkeffect@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who was our worst Prime Minister and why? Any notable state leaders we need to add?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Two lower status male chimpanzees grooming each other

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lab toys⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What set of poor life choices led you to that??

  (Kidding)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Im really leaning towards hoping vance runs for president in 28.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope he does too, for the opposite reasons as y’all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mandibles⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You should start a sexy bug leg/mouthparts community.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do we all have mayonnaise in our fridges instead of béarnaise sauce?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you been mauled by a hollandish uhh Dutchman?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Support local bands⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have had the urge to count to 4 a lot lately… Oh no

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Support local bands⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wrestled a drummer once

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If there are motherboards and daughterboards, are there fatherboards and sonboards?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does the nipple thing cost extra?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨caution it about what?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You found the caution bear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brazilian Wandering Spider⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Win some, lose some

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brazilian Wandering Spider⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The erection won’t do you much good as you try to avoid going into respiratory arrest:

  Symptoms may appear within 10 to 20 minutes after the bite, and death within two to six hours, where severe pain radiates to the rest of the limb, systemic effects include tachycardia, increased blood pressure, vertigo, fever, sweating, visual disturbances, nausea, vomiting, difficulty breathing and paralysis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Relationship goals⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My kink is extreme aversion to variety.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A popcorn bucket with 3 holes, to share with friends⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The third person destroys the sacred intimacy of the bucket ritual.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A popcorn bucket with 3 holes, to share with friends⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t want to have a popcorn bucket 3-way :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm back with another great recipe⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  1950s jello cake ass food crime. Wtf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Row as Starmer suggests landlords and shareholders are not ‘working people’⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rare Starmer W

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨REPORT: Arm is sensationally canceling the license that allowed Qualcomm to make Snapdragon chips which power everything from Microsoft's Copilot+ PCs to Samsung's Galaxy smartphones and tablets⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Qualcomm is one of the worst monopolists in any industry though. They are widely known to have a stranglehold on all mobile device development

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I respect Nilay’s ability to be firm and ask questions he knows are going to upset his interviewees without actually becoming confrontational.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hard to argue with⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  BROTHER I CAN’T HEAR YOU, YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR OUTSIDE VOICE. I HAVE HEARING DAMAGE FROM THE MOTORCYCLE AND ALL THE SLAYER CONCERTS.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hard to argue with⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can only hit myself in the face real hard three, four times before I get woozy and forget where I am. It’s a cycle of violence

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hard to argue with⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you CAN, please see a medical professional immediately

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pesto!!!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have realized that I have no frame of reference for what’s normal for a penguin. I always just assumed vaguely knee height and now I am seeing these 2m adult penguin graphics (extinct, but…)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Femboy or FEM-boy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Femboy or FEM-boy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m more of a Femputer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horrors We've Unleashed⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If your proboscis stays engorged for more than 4 hours, contact a geneticist

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horrors We've Unleashed⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know what you meant but I just imagined someone grimly eating mosquitoes out of pure spite

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horrors We've Unleashed⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  • ticks, too
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rabbit Population⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this indicating the triple point of a rabbit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horse-flippers? Have any horses from history, ever been fitted with horseshoes that improve their ability to swim?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the exact question this subredd- er, community, excuse me, was made for

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate how anything without "world" in its name is just about the US⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  One day, we will shitpost our way to freedom