7bicycles

@7bicycles@hexbear.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember to 2FA your kidneys.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  may I interest you in destroying the entire concept of copyright and/or the idea that any such venture should be undertaken by a legal entitity that can just quit existing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember to 2FA your kidneys.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  don’t have to wait, that’s happened already

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stupid sexy apples⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve tried / made dandelion honey and that’s basically just 1:1 as far as I can tell

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's called speedrunning, my dudes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  [popping out of a frog butt] listen I think you’re a dick, but still, I think you should see a doctor

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Periodic reminder to get your library cards and fill out museum surveys.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  my local library recently introduced a library of things and they’ve hit a fucking homer. It’s all either things you need for like 2 weeks out of 5 years (like a machine for laminating paper), expensive hobby stuff you can try out before you drop your own cash on it (like sewing machines or button makers) or full-on throwing a rager equipment (like a karaoke machine). It is such a perfect mix of things to get on a library model. If I ever win the lottery or something I’m buying them a whole makerspace department with staff and all the equipment you could dream of.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the universe about to have a little minty b⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I gotta hand it to them, as far as wildly outlandish conspiracy theories go this is entirely internally consistent

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Injured dog walkers could be costing NHS £23m a year⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There really should be just a specific pet owners license. It’s insane that every idiot can just buy an animal and then unknowingly and with the best of intentions mistreat the fuck out of it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deez peets⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Horse feet are so strange.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eating shit is for alphas, am I rite guise⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m oddly convinved that guys ancestors did eat all their piss and poo tbh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On trees...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m more of a middling ape myself honestly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EU considers stripping Hungary of voting rights over Ukraine obstruction⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  turns out building your supranational union on the basis of unanonimous votes for everything was a shit idea if you ever wanted to get anything done as that supranational union. Who’d’ve thunk it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ukraine trusted the West. Now everyone wants nukes.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Now, more nations ask: Why disarm if those promises mean nothing?

  Who? What nuclear bomb equipped countries are even floating the idea of giving them up lmao?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeep Introduces Pop-Up Ads That Appear Every Time You Stop⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Love to build the driver distraction device into my car. this should be counted as attempted manslaughter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA | Bird flu detected in raw milk sold in California as fears rise of virus spreading⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So what’s to be done about this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA | Bird flu detected in raw milk sold in California as fears rise of virus spreading⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The point I’m trying to make was that this isn’t a Colorado problem, due to systems involved

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA | Bird flu detected in raw milk sold in California as fears rise of virus spreading⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Overextraction of raw materials from rural communities drives the overdevelopment of cities

  Genuinely asking, what does this mean?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA | Bird flu detected in raw milk sold in California as fears rise of virus spreading⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  what?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA | Bird flu detected in raw milk sold in California as fears rise of virus spreading⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In Colorado, the big agricultural/ranching areas are the most reactionary.

  is there anywhere in the western world where this isn’t the case

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Check Out the Highest-Resolution Images Ever Captured of the Sun's Entire Surface⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thumbnail is the orange in my kitchen after I dropped it. The sun looks delicous.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hard to argue with⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  …we also have brains capable of abstract reasoning, but nevermind that!

  Not entirely convinced this is true of the people who claim 2 sharp teeth means we gotta do factory farming

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Elder Gods⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m here to report that divine punishment did get served, albeit god has a cruel sense of humor, so that specific whales jaw got sheared off by a speeding ferry, causing it to drown after hours of vocal, agonizing pain

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The 1900s⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, the point is to see something like your birthyear or maybe that good summer in your 20s being described as too old to be relevant anymore stings