Look at your bodies, men! Muscles, dongs, and beards! Prometheus created you to star in a gay porno!
hard to argue with
Submitted 1 year ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 year ago
anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
That’s actually why Prometheus gave man fire: the meatballs on the craft services table kept getting cold.
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I have hands that can turn into fists. Does that mean I was created for hitting things?
This is your logic, woman!
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
I mean, unironically… from an evolutionary pov, yeah kind of. I don’t know specifics about how hands evolved, but knuckles seem to be shaped a certain way for reasons. I imagine big, boney knuckles was a trait that got successfully passed down due to its usefulness.
xthexder@l.sw0.com 1 year ago
If you look at how Gorillas kind of walk around on their fists, it definitely makes sense that there’s some evolutionary benefit to the knuckle shape. It doesn’t have to be related to hitting things either. It’s easiest to support yourself with a straight wrist, like if you’re holding a branch, vs putting your palm flat is a lot more stress on your wrist.
Ultraviolet@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Kicking is our natural unarmed attack. Still a last resort compared to throwing rocks or whacking with sticks though. We evolved from ancestors who already used tools to defend themselves.
django@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Hands are fragile, they were created to hold tools. Like a stone. Stones are for hitting, not your poor fragile hands.
If you use a stone, you can still play the piano or paint your favorite landscape afterwards.
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 year ago
Drag has fingers that are just the right size to shove up a huge cloaca. Does this mean drag was created for the purpose of giving handjobs to dragons? Yes, yes it does. And drag is happy with drag’s purpose.
jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
My baby lietrally could become a second Hitler for all I know. Would that be important, too?
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Its funny because you could say the same thing about men. Oh look how beautiful life is, all im meant for is delivering dna into a woman… suddenly not so nice is it
AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 1 year ago
you would be shocked at how many women unironically believe that men are perpetually horny and that that is the source of most if not all of society’s ills
boreengreen@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I think that would appeal to a sizable portion of people.
anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I’m pretty sure there’s a Netflix doc about two of those guys.
fin@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
What a disgusting tweet by the way, it makes me want to throw up
odium@programming.dev 1 year ago
It being posted by a woman makes it even worse.
where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
No, it makes it zero disgusting. It’s a person making a passionate calling. She simply calls for others to follow their steps, she’s a woman and a mother, and believes everything she says, and is probably happy and fulfilled and is wishing that to others.
You seem to be triggered af by literally everything and can’t see when someone’s heart is in the right place regardless of whether you agree with them or not.
Maybe that snowflake term your older generation used was correct. Cuz, frankly, you guys act like a bunch of rebellious teenagers. Kinda cringe.
Oh, I’m an atheist, feminist, child-free, I don’t have a tweeter, and where I live abortions are legal. And you’re cringe even to me.
GojuRyu@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If you look her up you will see that this is one of her more tame takes unfortunately. At least this is not about her views on women’s place in marriage or the rights a husband supposedly has to their wives body, regardless of consent. I can’t help but feel a little sad for her though. From her recounting of her life it sounds like she married a man she didn’t love because that’s what she was supposed to do. After over a decade of miserable marriage she broke and saw it as her duty to be servile in all things to a man she was never really attracted to and convinced herself that happiness is to live that submissive life in deference to a man in all things. If it was the story of someone who got out and found a life outside those oppressive beliefs it would be a cautionary tale, but she sees it as the recipe for a good biblical life.
Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Female presenting profile pic, we don’t actually know anything about the human who typed it
xXShadowXx@hexbear.net 1 year ago
I’m ambivalent about the proletarianization of women.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
God also gave men prostates capable of stimulating them to climax and what could be more beautiful than a man getting railed up the ass?
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Eh, that’s more akin to hacking God’s messy creation that anything else.
nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 1 year ago
What god may call a bug, we call a feature.
thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Tried it, didn’t like it. Guess when my wife says she doesn’t want kids, I’ll just have to listen to her lest she rail me up the ass. Beauty be damned.
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
hard to argue with
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
When in Rome do as the Romans do. In highschool I wrote an abortion focused “Modest Proposal” suggesting that men be forced to donate anatomical gifts (blood, skin, organs, etc) to their progeny to equalize the physical labor of men and women in procreation. The increased gravity of such a gift is balanced by the lower liklihood of its necessity. I came at it from every angle and took the argument to its most exaggeratedly ridiculous extent; Swift would’ve been proud.
meldrik@lemmy.wtf 1 year ago
Beautiful!
lowleveldata@lemmy.world 1 year ago
TBF the first person didn’t say anything about severing men
Seleni@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Not in this post, true, but in pretty much all her other ones.
Sundial@lemm.ee 1 year ago
The message of a woman’s greatest purpose in life is for reproduction is from men. The women who repeat this message are the ones who are conditioned to also think this way. It’s a tool to manipulate women into becoming the “submissive housewife” so many men fantasize about.
lowleveldata@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s bullshit. One can brainwash women that their purpose is reproduction out of all kind of motivations. For example, some elderly will tell that lie to keep the young at bay while they don’t necessarily believe it themselves. Another example, some religious people will say the same thing. Because they are stupid.
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 year ago
To be fair, women with breasts, ovaries, and uteri are perfectly capable of being impregnated by a submissive pre-hrt trans girl. Perhaps cis women were created by Prometheus for the purpose of breeding submissive transbians
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 year ago
Submissive housewife is just property in the eye of the husband. “My property, I do whatever I want with it”, which also sounds eerily like slave ownership. It’s dehumanizing and women might often not be aware of that.
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
I can’t see my ovaries or womb. I guess I’ll never know my purpose of serving men and go back to living my life.
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If you CAN, please see a medical professional immediately
thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 year ago
A. Username checks out
B. I can help you figure out your purpose serving men! But before you can walk, you must crawl. First, you’re going to learn how to hunt men. Then how to cook men. Once you’ve mastered these two, you will spend months or years learning how to plate men. Finally, serving men. Then you’ll be ready to start your own menstaurant.jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 year ago
If it’s good enough, you might even eventually earn a Menchalin Star for quality!
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
I would find a menstaurant (nice!) very sexist. I would eat all sexes without discrimination. As long as raised organic and free-range.
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
FYI If you don’t have any connective tissue between your breasts, ovaries and womb you might have a problem. Your doctor should check you for vitamin deficiency
moistclump@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Reminder that just because you don’t have children, doesn’t mean you have to achieve a certain level of career or academia. You’re still valid. I’m still valid…
where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
And if you do want children and are fulfilled living a life dedicated to making and raising them, you’re also still valid.
In fact, that would be an accomplishment, while simply existing isn’t. But this planet got an overpopulation problem, so if all you wanna do is continue simply and unimportantly existing while also not procreating, I’d say, go ahead.
pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t think “valid” is a proper word for someone’s life. You don’t have to be validated by anyone, you don’t own anyone anything. Do what you yourself see fit for this one-time adventure.
JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I always like to remind people that their ancestors survived as fishermen and farmers and peasants, you aren’t a failure if you don’t become the president or the greatest person in your field or whatever.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 year ago
Do you have a certificate saying that?
Matriks404@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Reminder that you don’t have to do anything at all in life, and these who day otherwise are wrong.
M137@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Well, one thing you should do in life is read the text you’ve written and checking for errors.
doctordevice@lemm.ee 1 year ago
In fact I strive to do as little as possible. I only work to pay the bills. If I could luck upon a comfortable enough nest egg I would quit working immediately and just play games the rest of my life (video & board, solo and with friends/family).
Hell, I may end up contributing more to society that way since I enjoy dabbling in video game design but don’t have enough time to actually work towards anything I could release. If I had time, maybe I’d actually create something for a wider audience rather than whatever minor contribution I have at work.
Visstix@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve done my part to make the world a better place by not having kids, and I’m just cruising along.