I hope you don't have any plans this evening.
Submitted 23 hours ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Let’s start with a big-ass “H”!
dan1101@lemm.ee 21 hours ago
The past is the past, surely more letters will fit in the same space!
HawlSera@lemm.ee 10 hours ago
God, I wish God would actually just end this cringe already.
YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 23 hours ago
Amateurs. Never put a date on your rapture predictions. Just say it is happening soon.
VitaminF@feddit.org 21 hours ago
Thank god there is no ninth of hexadecember, so no worries.
BambiDiego@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Maybe this in Julian calendar?!
That means we only have 247 years left!! REPENT!!
Zulu@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
My favorite month in the dual-year. Junetobuary.
frickineh@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
It’s almost 9pm where I am and there’s no sign of it. Jesus better hurry his ass up if he wants to be on time.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Maybe everyone around you is a filthy sinner.
ceenote@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Maybe that’s been the joke for centuries. The rapture happened but nobody made the cut. Seems consistent with the Bible.
Dave@lemmy.nz 19 hours ago
19th here, I think I got left behind.
abfarid@startrek.website 17 hours ago
It’s happening on the 9th of 18th month, we’ve still got some time.
socsa@piefed.social 18 hours ago
Jesus better fucking come I've been jerking him off for like 20 minutes
dumbass@leminal.space 15 hours ago
Jesus, King of the Edging!
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.
Matthew 24:36.
RTFM, noob.
DomeGuy@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Does this imply that the rapture won’t happen on any day any man or angel predicted it, and suggest that these crackpots are either delivering a “no rapture today” message from the Lord Almighty or else embarrassing Her into putting it off?
UtMan1988@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Reginald, The Fingerless Mittens!
netvor@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
RTFB
niktemadur@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Haha! Yeah right, this is like the ten thousandth time they’ve s
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I didn’t get raptured, too much thc and alcohol in your system makes you too heavy for the angels to carry I think.
If all the good folk are gone though I sure hope for less traffic on my road trip this weekend. Praise jeebus? 🤷♂️
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 13 hours ago
Good thing I tried pegging for the first time tonight then! Ticked that one off the bucket list just in time!
daggermoon@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Congrats on the pegging, happy for you.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 16 hours ago
So I was justified when I left those dishes in the sink. Thank goodness. Thank you, Jesus.
Troubleinmind@lemmy.wtf 15 hours ago
The lord works in mysterious ways!
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Some archeologists get paid to dig up old kitchen tools from early human history. You’re just leaving stuff for the archeologists in 2424
TriflingToad@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
so nobody can know the date of the rapture, and if someone figures it out god’ll change it?
what if I make a website that just says “the rapture will be [current date +1]”
checkmate?
dumbass@leminal.space 15 hours ago
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
It’s true. I’m getting raptured right n
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Well, well, well. Look who became a gentile and got themselves raptured.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Okay, you got me, I’m still stuck here with all of you heretics
MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
9-18-249-19-249-20-249-21-249-22-24I mean…if they keep this up they will be right eventually…right?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Like my wife, every day for 17 years, “That tree is going to fall down.”
Tree falls down.
“I told you so.”
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
Maggoty@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
They were always right about the date. They just were wrong about what Jesus is looking for.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
I think the rapture happened a decade ago and this is hell
Notyou@sopuli.xyz 5 hours ago
Purgatory.
The_Quaz@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Still the 18th here. Anyone know where I can buy some inflatable sex dolls and helium at this hour?
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
Why helium?
homesnatch@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
To inflate the dolls… He prefers doing chicks when they’re high.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Maybe so the sex doll will go to heaven too
Railing5132@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Oh, shit! Who will water my plants?!
WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
It’s your lucky day - I happen to run a post-rapture plant watering and pet sitting business - I’m sure as shit not getting raptured.
Railing5132@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Great Scott! I was so busy packing, I forgot about the dog! Quick! What are your rates! Nevermind - here’s my bank info - I won’t need money anymore!!
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
I’m guessing you haven’t had many customers yet?
Also, you think you’re not getting raptured but you are literally offering a good thing for people that won’t even pay you. Pretty sure Jesus would think you were dope.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Jesus. Obvs.
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
Pretty sure pouring wine onto plants will kill them.
negativenull@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
They may have screwed up their ISO date format. They really mean it’ll happen on the 9th day of the 18th month of 2024.
It traacks
umbraroze@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Never mind the old flippediroo of the day and month. What I want to know is why is there a dash in front of the date. I thought the separators went between the things to be separated.
llii@discuss.tchncs.de 7 hours ago
Oh please yes!
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
nonsense, there are only 12 months
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 23 hours ago
Not again
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
TheFool@infosec.pub 23 hours ago
sigh - Days without thinking about her: 0
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
From snatch you came, and to snatch you shall return.
Rolando@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
What happens if you have a Sinful Thought during “The Great Snatch”? Do you get un-Snatched? What if you immediately Repent? Do you get Snatched again? Will there be people bouncing back and forth indefinitely?
Monster96@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
It’s probably a coded message. Read it in the order of colors.
Jesus is rapture - 9-18-24 will on coming the happen.
It all makes sense!
cmrn@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
JESUS IS THE RAPTURE
COMING WILL HAPPEN ON 9-18-24
sigh… if you insist
ValorieAF@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
JESUS IS A RAPTOR
tourist@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
This image is stained on my occipital lobe
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
Can we go ahead and get the rapture over with so the rest of us can get some peace and god damn quiet?
yemmly@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
We should sell tickets.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I hope it’s during work hour. Would be shame to do whole days work just to get eaten by the rising dead.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 23 hours ago
What mental gymbastics do you think the sign-maker will have to perform, when nothing happens today?
Troubleinmind@lemmy.wtf 23 hours ago
Post-Rapture looting anyone?
Harvey656@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Sorry, gonna have to miss the rapture, I have DnD this weekend.
9point6@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
What timezone is the rapture in?
Trying to decide if I should stay up and get some photos
Agent641@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Hi guys, its the 19th here in Australia already and I can confirm that I have been Left Behind to suffer heck on earth for being a sinner and Im super over it already.
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
You sure everybody got raptured and you’re not just in Australia?
dumbass@leminal.space 13 hours ago
Nah mate, that’s just fuckin Thursdy.
Agent641@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Aw fuckin’ hell!
Troubleinmind@lemmy.wtf 15 hours ago
Party time!
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 14 hours ago
Everyone is dead. Everyone except us.
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