Is this EST, PDT, Australish? Need to plan my pooping.
I hope you don't have any plans this evening.
Submitted 1 day ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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lemmycdatass@lemmynsfw.com 20 hours ago
h3mlocke@lemm.ee 1 day ago
“Yes! I have the foresight to predict The Rapture^TM^, but not the foresight to fit the words onto a cardboard sign…” lol
Gork@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Jesus is having sex today.
Bruncvik@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Spoiler alert: it’s already happened, and all the virtuous people already ascended to heaven.
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 day ago
I REFUSE to believe gahd has put me on par with Karen by leaving both of us on Earth! I demand to talk to his manager!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That explains why I’m still here.
Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
My nipples are on fire. Send help. 😢
pewpew@feddit.it 1 day ago
“WILL HAPP~
EN~”Treczoks@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Time to paint a new sign, methinks.
Thassodar@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Seems like the planning for this was the same planning they put into making the words fit on the sign.
BigBenis@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
THE RAPTURE WILL HAPP^EN
Maggoty@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
I’m pretty sure my plans are fine. Jesus is going to take one look at us and turn around.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Oh man I’m here just waiting to look at jesus and say “Fucking took you long enough!! wtf you doing up there while I was working my ass off you fuck? I hope that linda bitch is not coming with us!”
Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
It’s gonna be 10:12pm so we have time for a last meal still if you want before Jesus chucks everyone in the woodchipper. 😊
ATDA@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Batting .000 here religious sign guy.
Noobnarski@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Welp, I have only now seen this post on the 19.09.2024.
I guess I did not only miss the notification, but also the rapture itself.
lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
c/agedlikemilk
POV: It didn’t happen
slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 1 day ago
Is that why there’s an abandoned pair of shorts in the parking deck? And here I thought someone was running around pantless.
turddle@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
The velociraptures got him 😩 RIP
bouldering_barista@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Surely MORE letters will fit in the same space! Haha, this is the first thing I thought of youtu.be/GMp-MVI6xDs?si=-fws95UURq5_ziRt
Adori@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Fuck no it ain’t gonna happen, I gotta finish my studying so I can actually work fuck that
danc4498@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I wish
misterwu@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
atmur@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Can we reschedule? I have plans tonight