I hope you don't have any plans this evening.

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• Bruncvik@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Spoiler alert: it’s already happened, and all the virtuous people already ascended to heaven.

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I REFUSE to believe gahd has put me on par with Karen by leaving both of us on Earth! I demand to talk to his manager!

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That explains why I’m still here.

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  • Mobiledecay@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My nipples are on fire. Send help. 😢

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• FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I didn’t get raptured, too much thc and alcohol in your system makes you too heavy for the angels to carry I think.

  If all the good folk are gone though I sure hope for less traffic on my road trip this weekend. Praise jeebus? 🤷‍♂️

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• lemmycdatass@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is this EST, PDT, Australish? Need to plan my pooping.

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• Thassodar@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Seems like the planning for this was the same planning they put into making the words fit on the sign.

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  • BigBenis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    THE RAPTURE WILL HAPP^EN

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh man I’m here just waiting to look at jesus and say “Fucking took you long enough!! wtf you doing up there while I was working my ass off you fuck? I hope that linda bitch is not coming with us!”

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  c/agedlikemilk

  POV: It didn’t happen

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• Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m pretty sure my plans are fine. Jesus is going to take one look at us and turn around.

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• slurpeesoforion@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is that why there’s an abandoned pair of shorts in the parking deck? And here I thought someone was running around pantless.

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  • turddle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The velociraptures got him 😩 RIP

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think the rapture happened a decade ago and this is hell

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  • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Purgatory.

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• Mobiledecay@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s gonna be 10:12pm so we have time for a last meal still if you want before Jesus chucks everyone in the woodchipper. 😊

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• ATDA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Batting .000 here religious sign guy.

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• Noobnarski@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Welp, I have only now seen this post on the 19.09.2024.

  I guess I did not only miss the notification, but also the rapture itself.

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• acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Jesus came, broke my fridge, and didn’t even leave a note. Asshole.

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• llii@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh please yes!

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hope it’s during work hour. Would be shame to do whole days work just to get eaten by the rising dead.

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Time to paint a new sign, methinks.

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• danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wish

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• bouldering_barista@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Surely MORE letters will fit in the same space! Haha, this is the first thing I thought of youtu.be/GMp-MVI6xDs?si=-fws95UURq5_ziRt

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• Adori@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fuck no it ain’t gonna happen, I gotta finish my studying so I can actually work fuck that

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• misterwu@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Meh… I prefer the Zorp scenario

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