KingJalopy
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
- Comment on Hot enough for ya? 8 hours ago:
Alternatively you can use a timer but if you’re ADHD like myself you’ll forget why you had one and burn them. Kids won’t burn, they’ll just complain for a bit.
- Comment on Trump social media site brought down by Iran hackers 20 hours ago:
Potato potato
- Comment on So um, america just started another war in the middle east. We're going to need a shit ton more memes to americans from the nightmare they are enduring. Thanks in advance... 2 days ago:
I, like most Americans, know we only get one vote! Gotta save it for that perfect candidate!
/S obv
- Comment on A metaphor for capitalism? 2 days ago:
This thread is wild
- Comment on A metaphor for capitalism? 2 days ago:
Jesus. It’s a fuckin spider in a glass and you just turned into a thesis lol.
- Comment on A metaphor for capitalism? 2 days ago:
That was truly disturbing to see. I’m not sure why but I did not like that at all.
- Comment on Me looking at your posts like 1 week ago:
Please don’t
- Comment on me when theres soup 1 week ago:
Guaranteed to break down even the toughest oils
- Comment on I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong Amount 1 week ago:
Fucking solid reference
- Comment on I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong Amount 1 week ago:
I think they’re called elfbars or something?
- Comment on I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong Amount 1 week ago:
Sounds like an easy way out of this hell hole.
- Comment on I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong Amount 1 week ago:
Def seems to be a crossover between the two.
- Comment on I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong Amount 1 week ago:
And they prolly didn’t measure it diagonally either. Only straight. As God intended or something.
- Comment on Bugs 1 week ago:
I’m doing my part!
- Comment on 2025 be vibin' 1 week ago:
I need that emoji on my phone keyboard that’s super cute
- Comment on 🤯🤯🤯 2 weeks ago:
Radiation did a number on those poor sea creatures
- Comment on 🤯🤯🤯 2 weeks ago:
I mean he’s an absorbent sponge that lives in bikini bottom…
He’s a tampon.
Sandy cheeks…
- Comment on 🤯🤯🤯 2 weeks ago:
Get the fuck out of here. This thread is Easter egg gold
- Comment on Google confirms more ads on your paid YouTube Premium Lite soon 2 weeks ago:
Newpipe is all I have. I signed up for a couple creators patreon to support those I really like. Fuck Google. They are here for the investors bottom line not our shit. But people just want their shit and it perpetuates this behavior. My friend said he pays to support the creators he likes. He supports the giant corporation holding these creators ransom. Just send them money directly. Use new pipe or whatever. Quit supporting this shit and let the whole thing die until we realize there has to be a better way.
- Comment on Dredd Sheeran 2 weeks ago:
Judge Redd
- Comment on Does anyone use a phone without a protective case? 3 weeks ago:
I have a case on my $79 Motorola lol. Even if I ever bought a $1000 phone (I wouldn’t) I would still put a case on it. Unless I trying to flex 💪🏼
- Comment on Got some more folks?? 3 weeks ago:
That’s cute. OP thinks they’re the one who is fucked here lol
- Comment on Challenges accepted. 3 weeks ago:
I’ve seen diabetic family members so fucked up they ended up in hospital.
Then again that’s because they weren’t on their drugs…
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Phones and computers are only limited by your ability to understand and use them. That said, the majority of people I know give me shit for my android while simultaneously asking me how I did a thing on my phone like change permission settings, or have YouTube with no ads without paying, or how I was able to send automated text messages at certain times. But it’s cool because their iPhone “just works”…
Yesterday at a meeting a coworker (a manager) said he didn’t have that particular app we were discussing so I sent him a link to download, he got frustrated and said, “it says I don’t have a compatible phone dude wtf?” I asked for his phone and he was trying to download an app from the Google play store… I didn’t realize he had an iPhone until then. I said that’s the android app store, and he was like dude I have an iPhone it should work. He truly did not understand why it wouldn’t work.
Long story short, it’ll be locked down. Because the majority of people have no idea how the magic box in their pocket works at all, as long as it “just works”
- Comment on Touch grass. 3 weeks ago:
Yeah it’s a rental house so it was there when I got here. Been a huge pain in the ass. It directly on my driveway so when I cut it I have to cut it flat to the ground or it will pop my fucking tires.
- Comment on Touch grass. 3 weeks ago:
I have a bamboo wall between my house and my neighbor. Shit grows wildly out of control
- Comment on (・∀・) 3 weeks ago:
Eat shit and thrive
- Comment on Key is to throw yourself at the ground and miss 5 weeks ago:
Have you missed yet?
- Comment on Key is to throw yourself at the ground and miss 5 weeks ago:
I’ve been telling people for years about the trick to flying but no one ever gets it.
- Comment on Love this 5 weeks ago:
Drop in, let’s go