KingJalopy
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
- Comment on 4chan's DOGE-inspired April Fools' prank leaves posters seething: ‘This board has been closed by order of the Department of 4chan Efficiency.’ 1 day ago:
You commented at least once every hour for the previous 11 hours since this comment lol
Which is fine, but come on. We are all terminally online these days. Granted, at least we aren’t doing it on 4chan.
- Comment on Are color palettes subject to copyright protection? 2 days ago:
I call dibs on green©
- Comment on Just found an interesting quote from buffy the vampire slayer for our technodystopia. 2 days ago:
What do you mean original text message?
- Comment on Rocky rock rocking 5 days ago:
No u
- Comment on After 50 million miles, Waymos crash a lot less than human drivers 1 week ago:
Tesla go durrrrr
- Comment on Based on skill level my girlfriend would be better at this than me. Not everyone can pull on it without causing discomfort 1 week ago:
I can pull on it better than anyone. I’ve had experience. Can pump too.
- Comment on Fast boi 1 week ago:
Throwing that *we word around a bit loosely here.
- Comment on YSK that if you lose your Social Security Card (USA) more than 10 times, the Social Security Administration will have to, by law, refuse to issue anymore replacement cards, for the rest of your life. 1 week ago:
That’s why he’s “not” the president…
- Comment on frenly warnin 2 weeks ago:
That’s good looking out.
- Comment on What's this thing? 2 weeks ago:
No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!
- Comment on Meat flavored with a hint of fruit sounds alright. But fruit flavored with a hint of meat sounds gross. 2 weeks ago:
The magical fruit?
- Comment on Post promoting lemm.ee hits 67,000 views and 1000 upvotes in 3 hours. 3 weeks ago:
I just left a comment 2 years ago or so that got me permanently banned and came here and never looked back. Can’t get my wife to switch because there’s not enough stuff here. She got an account but just went back 2 days later.
- Comment on What is best Lemmy App to use on iPhone? 3 weeks ago:
I use jerboa. Works for me.
- Comment on This speaks for itself 4 weeks ago:
But don’t pull your dick out in a McDonald’s.
Trust me.
- Comment on Nobody Wants a Nazi Electric Car 4 weeks ago:
They all look the same I would never be able to tell myself
- Comment on The toothbrush is all I've ever been able to see (Friday the 13th, NES, 1989) 4 weeks ago:
Pretty sure in Friday on nes you were running from Jason but it’s been like 35 years so I can’t be certain
- Comment on The PS2 turns 25 years old today. Crazy, right? Perfect day for revisiting some classics. What are some of your favourite PS2 games? 4 weeks ago:
Destroy All Humans!
- Comment on What's the Standard Operating Procedure for if someone steals your phone while you were using it and its unlocked? 4 weeks ago:
Android has theft detection and auto locks and then allows you to remotely wipe it.
Does Apple not have this feature?
- Comment on AI Video of Trump Sucking Musk's Toes Blasted on Government Office TVs 5 weeks ago:
They really are the breast
- Comment on How do people doctor shop? Don't all doctors pass info on all their patients between each other? And in this day and age how do they do it.? 5 weeks ago:
Or actual good drugs, like Adderall. Which is hard to do these days without a psychiatric recommendation. If OP is struggling with opiates they should look into a Suboxone program. Plenty of clinics out there for that and it could get well save their life.
- Comment on I knew it 5 weeks ago:
Oh damn. Are we already the AI?
- Comment on I knew it 5 weeks ago:
I knew AI was a blight on society and this proves it. My eyes are trying to leave me now.
- Comment on I miss myspace 1 month ago:
He was one of my top 8 friends! True story.
- Comment on Comedians 1 month ago:
This is the third variation of this I’ve seen this week. I believe you’re correct.
- Comment on Work on your tolerance 1 month ago:
I wish I could 😭
- Comment on Is PeerTube dead or is discoverability bad? 1 month ago:
I had the exact same experience including the videos you linked to. There was nothing to be found.
- Comment on Emojiis are hieroglyphics 1 month ago:
frfr no cap
- Comment on Emojiis are hieroglyphics 1 month ago:
You guys are so right
- Comment on If it would solve world hunger, what would be the largest item you could fit in your ass? 2 months ago:
Love to see the black box on that one
- Comment on Shit Post 2 months ago:
Constipation is futile