KingJalopy
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
- Comment on Dredd Sheeran 10 hours ago:
Judge Redd
- Comment on Does anyone use a phone without a protective case? 1 day ago:
I have a case on my $79 Motorola lol. Even if I ever bought a $1000 phone (I wouldn’t) I would still put a case on it. Unless I trying to flex 💪🏼
- Comment on Got some more folks?? 4 days ago:
That’s cute. OP thinks they’re the one who is fucked here lol
- Comment on Challenges accepted. 4 days ago:
I’ve seen diabetic family members so fucked up they ended up in hospital.
Then again that’s because they weren’t on their drugs…
- Comment on Which is more likely in the future: Smartphones eventually becoming more "open" OR Computers eventually becoming more "locked-down"? 4 days ago:
Phones and computers are only limited by your ability to understand and use them. That said, the majority of people I know give me shit for my android while simultaneously asking me how I did a thing on my phone like change permission settings, or have YouTube with no ads without paying, or how I was able to send automated text messages at certain times. But it’s cool because their iPhone “just works”…
Yesterday at a meeting a coworker (a manager) said he didn’t have that particular app we were discussing so I sent him a link to download, he got frustrated and said, “it says I don’t have a compatible phone dude wtf?” I asked for his phone and he was trying to download an app from the Google play store… I didn’t realize he had an iPhone until then. I said that’s the android app store, and he was like dude I have an iPhone it should work. He truly did not understand why it wouldn’t work.
Long story short, it’ll be locked down. Because the majority of people have no idea how the magic box in their pocket works at all, as long as it “just works”
- Comment on Touch grass. 1 week ago:
Yeah it’s a rental house so it was there when I got here. Been a huge pain in the ass. It directly on my driveway so when I cut it I have to cut it flat to the ground or it will pop my fucking tires.
- Comment on Touch grass. 1 week ago:
I have a bamboo wall between my house and my neighbor. Shit grows wildly out of control
- Comment on (・∀・) 1 week ago:
Eat shit and thrive
- Comment on Key is to throw yourself at the ground and miss 2 weeks ago:
Have you missed yet?
- Comment on Key is to throw yourself at the ground and miss 2 weeks ago:
I’ve been telling people for years about the trick to flying but no one ever gets it.
- Comment on Love this 2 weeks ago:
Drop in, let’s go
- Comment on Have you tried going outside though 2 weeks ago:
Why did you do this to me?
- Comment on Comment your strangest/dumbest cursed images that you find funny for no reason 3 weeks ago:
Oh fuck you
- Comment on Comment your strangest/dumbest cursed images that you find funny for no reason 3 weeks ago:
Fuck I do. We need a whole instance for these
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
My dad was a racist homophobe pos until Obama. When he saw Obama take the oath he actually cried. He never made shitty remarks again out loud to me. Not sure how much he changed, he’s still a bad father but at least he realized the world he grew up in is long dead (but seemingly making a comeback unfortunately)
- Comment on Awww ❤️ 3 weeks ago:
I’m not judging man that’s cool
- Comment on Awww ❤️ 3 weeks ago:
That’s cool, you like to see men naked
- Comment on The clueless people are out there among us 3 weeks ago:
I moved to California last year from Oklahoma. Occasionally I will say something about moving from Oklahoma and people are like, “oh that makes sense, you have a Midwestern accent sometimes”. We all sound normal to ourselves but everyone has an accent. Like the way California people say their O’s.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I know nothing of or even care about IT stuff but I fucking love this podcast.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Are you saying we think we correctly know what his thought experiment represented until we actually look into it?
- Comment on Disney wolves 4 weeks ago:
Well yeah, Disney.
- Comment on Ice cubes are water in slow release form. 5 weeks ago:
Makes sense cuz I’m fucking home on that shit. I literally can’t go more than a few hours without it.
- Comment on Ice cubes are water in slow release form. 5 weeks ago:
That’s some cold ass shit. :D
- Comment on Ice cubes are water in slow release form. 5 weeks ago:
Yeah but if you crush them up and snort them you get that instant release action
- Comment on Need a tiebreaker 5 weeks ago:
Damn I haven’t heard about that yet. I think that’s good news though, honestly we don’t need these plastic bags. Even at $0.10 each I have a cabinet full of them. I use them as often as I remember to but I def have more than necessary. I already pay the same for plastic bottles, cans, etc… although I get my money back on those when I recycle, as you know. Paper bags just seem easy more sustainable.
- Comment on Need a tiebreaker 5 weeks ago:
I haven’t been to Walmart in so long I can’t actually recall. I know my local Bodega has shitty bags that they also charge for…
- Comment on Need a tiebreaker 5 weeks ago:
I’m in California and they did the same thing but we still get plastic bags. They’re reusable and $0.10 each.
- Comment on Google is killing privacy sandbox in Chrome. 1 month ago:
Add it to the pile
- Comment on What is this called? 1 month ago:
Every time I get a haircut they’re like so what would you like. I always say, I’m not the one who has to see it so just make it reasonable for others I guess. I’m the same with clothes, who cares what anyone wears?? If people don’t like it like you said, that’s on them.
- Comment on It's a fun new game 1 month ago:
And what’s your mother’s maiden name, Jenny?