KingJalopy
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
- Comment on What's the deal with gasping? Is it an inherent reflex? Is it learned? Did I desensitize myself to the point of not gasping anymore? Do you gasp? Do certain groups of people gasp less commonly? 2 weeks ago:
Do you mean audibly gasping?
- Comment on I stole most of these. 2 weeks ago:
Brought to you by h gang
- Comment on You got it, buddy 2 weeks ago:
No one really knows. Some even say it doesn’t exist.
- Comment on It's got electrolytes 2 weeks ago:
And comes on them
- Comment on No rational person would do this... 2 weeks ago:
That would take forever
- Comment on I know you degenerates want it 2 weeks ago:
🍆
- Comment on I know you degenerates want it 2 weeks ago:
Flat. Like soda left out.
- Comment on Don't tell me what to do. 2 weeks ago:
What goes up must always come down
- Comment on Don't tell me what to do. 2 weeks ago:
Or give them reasons to earn money while also telling crazy ass stories to their friends and family. Literally.
- Comment on Hot enough for ya? 3 weeks ago:
Alternatively you can use a timer but if you’re ADHD like myself you’ll forget why you had one and burn them. Kids won’t burn, they’ll just complain for a bit.
- Comment on Trump social media site brought down by Iran hackers 3 weeks ago:
Potato potato
- Comment on So um, america just started another war in the middle east. We're going to need a shit ton more memes to americans from the nightmare they are enduring. Thanks in advance... 3 weeks ago:
I, like most Americans, know we only get one vote! Gotta save it for that perfect candidate!
/S obv
- Comment on A metaphor for capitalism? 3 weeks ago:
This thread is wild
- Comment on A metaphor for capitalism? 3 weeks ago:
Jesus. It’s a fuckin spider in a glass and you just turned into a thesis lol.
- Comment on A metaphor for capitalism? 3 weeks ago:
That was truly disturbing to see. I’m not sure why but I did not like that at all.
- Comment on Me looking at your posts like 4 weeks ago:
Please don’t
- Comment on me when theres soup 4 weeks ago:
Guaranteed to break down even the toughest oils
- Comment on I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong Amount 4 weeks ago:
Fucking solid reference
- Comment on I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong Amount 4 weeks ago:
I think they’re called elfbars or something?
- Comment on I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong Amount 4 weeks ago:
Sounds like an easy way out of this hell hole.
- Comment on I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong Amount 4 weeks ago:
Def seems to be a crossover between the two.
- Comment on I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong Amount 4 weeks ago:
And they prolly didn’t measure it diagonally either. Only straight. As God intended or something.
- Comment on Bugs 4 weeks ago:
I’m doing my part!
- Comment on 2025 be vibin' 4 weeks ago:
I need that emoji on my phone keyboard that’s super cute
- Comment on 🤯🤯🤯 5 weeks ago:
Radiation did a number on those poor sea creatures
- Comment on 🤯🤯🤯 5 weeks ago:
I mean he’s an absorbent sponge that lives in bikini bottom…
He’s a tampon.
Sandy cheeks…
- Comment on 🤯🤯🤯 5 weeks ago:
Get the fuck out of here. This thread is Easter egg gold
- Comment on Google confirms more ads on your paid YouTube Premium Lite soon 5 weeks ago:
Newpipe is all I have. I signed up for a couple creators patreon to support those I really like. Fuck Google. They are here for the investors bottom line not our shit. But people just want their shit and it perpetuates this behavior. My friend said he pays to support the creators he likes. He supports the giant corporation holding these creators ransom. Just send them money directly. Use new pipe or whatever. Quit supporting this shit and let the whole thing die until we realize there has to be a better way.
- Comment on Dredd Sheeran 5 weeks ago:
Judge Redd
- Comment on Does anyone use a phone without a protective case? 1 month ago:
I have a case on my $79 Motorola lol. Even if I ever bought a $1000 phone (I wouldn’t) I would still put a case on it. Unless I trying to flex 💪🏼