KingJalopy
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
- Comment on Comment your strangest/dumbest cursed images that you find funny for no reason 1 day ago:
Oh fuck you
- Comment on Comment your strangest/dumbest cursed images that you find funny for no reason 1 day ago:
Fuck I do. We need a whole instance for these
- Comment on [deleted] 1 day ago:
My dad was a racist homophobe pos until Obama. When he saw Obama take the oath he actually cried. He never made shitty remarks again out loud to me. Not sure how much he changed, he’s still a bad father but at least he realized the world he grew up in is long dead (but seemingly making a comeback unfortunately)
- Comment on Awww ❤️ 4 days ago:
I’m not judging man that’s cool
- Comment on Awww ❤️ 4 days ago:
That’s cool, you like to see men naked
- Comment on The clueless people are out there among us 6 days ago:
I moved to California last year from Oklahoma. Occasionally I will say something about moving from Oklahoma and people are like, “oh that makes sense, you have a Midwestern accent sometimes”. We all sound normal to ourselves but everyone has an accent. Like the way California people say their O’s.
- Comment on When society completely transitions to cash-less, what happens when the power goes down? End of the world? 1 week ago:
I know nothing of or even care about IT stuff but I fucking love this podcast.
- Comment on "If its on the internet, it's out there forever" is simultaneously true and false... 1 week ago:
Are you saying we think we correctly know what his thought experiment represented until we actually look into it?
- Comment on Disney wolves 1 week ago:
Well yeah, Disney.
- Comment on Ice cubes are water in slow release form. 2 weeks ago:
Makes sense cuz I’m fucking home on that shit. I literally can’t go more than a few hours without it.
- Comment on Ice cubes are water in slow release form. 2 weeks ago:
That’s some cold ass shit. :D
- Comment on Ice cubes are water in slow release form. 2 weeks ago:
Yeah but if you crush them up and snort them you get that instant release action
- Comment on Need a tiebreaker 2 weeks ago:
Damn I haven’t heard about that yet. I think that’s good news though, honestly we don’t need these plastic bags. Even at $0.10 each I have a cabinet full of them. I use them as often as I remember to but I def have more than necessary. I already pay the same for plastic bottles, cans, etc… although I get my money back on those when I recycle, as you know. Paper bags just seem easy more sustainable.
- Comment on Need a tiebreaker 2 weeks ago:
I haven’t been to Walmart in so long I can’t actually recall. I know my local Bodega has shitty bags that they also charge for…
- Comment on Need a tiebreaker 2 weeks ago:
I’m in California and they did the same thing but we still get plastic bags. They’re reusable and $0.10 each.
- Comment on Google is killing privacy sandbox in Chrome. 3 weeks ago:
Add it to the pile
- Comment on What is this called? 3 weeks ago:
Every time I get a haircut they’re like so what would you like. I always say, I’m not the one who has to see it so just make it reasonable for others I guess. I’m the same with clothes, who cares what anyone wears?? If people don’t like it like you said, that’s on them.
- Comment on It's a fun new game 4 weeks ago:
And what’s your mother’s maiden name, Jenny?
- Comment on Do it 4 weeks ago:
Haile Selassie up your ass in my ass
- Comment on Do you use your blinker in a car? 4 weeks ago:
There are only 4 ways to communicate in a car what your intentions are to other drivers. Left blinker, right blinker, brake lights, and the finger. 5 if you count flashing brights but I’m convinced most people think it’s just a fuck you for having headlights that are too bright, which might be the case, but I’m usually telling you there a pig ahead.
- Comment on Irresistible 4 weeks ago:
Might be Damien’s?
- Comment on Facebook Pushes Its Llama 4 AI Model to the Right, Wants to Present “Both Sides” 4 weeks ago:
To make it more like humanity yes. That’s where we might be going wrong with AI. Attempting to make it in our image will end in despair lol.
- Comment on 4chan's DOGE-inspired April Fools' prank leaves posters seething: ‘This board has been closed by order of the Department of 4chan Efficiency.’ 1 month ago:
You commented at least once every hour for the previous 11 hours since this comment lol
Which is fine, but come on. We are all terminally online these days. Granted, at least we aren’t doing it on 4chan.
- Comment on Are color palettes subject to copyright protection? 1 month ago:
I call dibs on green©
- Comment on Just found an interesting quote from buffy the vampire slayer for our technodystopia. 1 month ago:
What do you mean original text message?
- Comment on Rocky rock rocking 1 month ago:
No u
- Comment on After 50 million miles, Waymos crash a lot less than human drivers 1 month ago:
Tesla go durrrrr
- Comment on Based on skill level my girlfriend would be better at this than me. Not everyone can pull on it without causing discomfort 1 month ago:
I can pull on it better than anyone. I’ve had experience. Can pump too.
- Comment on Fast boi 1 month ago:
Throwing that *we word around a bit loosely here.
- Comment on YSK that if you lose your Social Security Card (USA) more than 10 times, the Social Security Administration will have to, by law, refuse to issue anymore replacement cards, for the rest of your life. 1 month ago:
That’s why he’s “not” the president…