KingJalopy
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
- Comment on Google is killing privacy sandbox in Chrome. 1 day ago:
Add it to the pile
- Comment on What is this called? 2 days ago:
Every time I get a haircut they’re like so what would you like. I always say, I’m not the one who has to see it so just make it reasonable for others I guess. I’m the same with clothes, who cares what anyone wears?? If people don’t like it like you said, that’s on them.
- Comment on It's a fun new game 1 week ago:
And what’s your mother’s maiden name, Jenny?
- Comment on Do it 1 week ago:
Haile Selassie up your ass in my ass
- Comment on Do you use your blinker in a car? 1 week ago:
There are only 4 ways to communicate in a car what your intentions are to other drivers. Left blinker, right blinker, brake lights, and the finger. 5 if you count flashing brights but I’m convinced most people think it’s just a fuck you for having headlights that are too bright, which might be the case, but I’m usually telling you there a pig ahead.
- Comment on Irresistible 1 week ago:
Might be Damien’s?
- Comment on Facebook Pushes Its Llama 4 AI Model to the Right, Wants to Present “Both Sides” 1 week ago:
To make it more like humanity yes. That’s where we might be going wrong with AI. Attempting to make it in our image will end in despair lol.
- Comment on 4chan's DOGE-inspired April Fools' prank leaves posters seething: ‘This board has been closed by order of the Department of 4chan Efficiency.’ 3 weeks ago:
You commented at least once every hour for the previous 11 hours since this comment lol
Which is fine, but come on. We are all terminally online these days. Granted, at least we aren’t doing it on 4chan.
- Comment on Are color palettes subject to copyright protection? 3 weeks ago:
I call dibs on green©
- Comment on Just found an interesting quote from buffy the vampire slayer for our technodystopia. 3 weeks ago:
What do you mean original text message?
- Comment on Rocky rock rocking 3 weeks ago:
No u
- Comment on After 50 million miles, Waymos crash a lot less than human drivers 3 weeks ago:
Tesla go durrrrr
- Comment on Based on skill level my girlfriend would be better at this than me. Not everyone can pull on it without causing discomfort 4 weeks ago:
I can pull on it better than anyone. I’ve had experience. Can pump too.
- Comment on Fast boi 4 weeks ago:
Throwing that *we word around a bit loosely here.
- Comment on YSK that if you lose your Social Security Card (USA) more than 10 times, the Social Security Administration will have to, by law, refuse to issue anymore replacement cards, for the rest of your life. 4 weeks ago:
That’s why he’s “not” the president…
- Comment on frenly warnin 5 weeks ago:
That’s good looking out.
- Comment on What's this thing? 5 weeks ago:
No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!
- Comment on Meat flavored with a hint of fruit sounds alright. But fruit flavored with a hint of meat sounds gross. 5 weeks ago:
The magical fruit?
- Comment on Post promoting lemm.ee hits 67,000 views and 1000 upvotes in 3 hours. 1 month ago:
I just left a comment 2 years ago or so that got me permanently banned and came here and never looked back. Can’t get my wife to switch because there’s not enough stuff here. She got an account but just went back 2 days later.
- Comment on What is best Lemmy App to use on iPhone? 1 month ago:
I use jerboa. Works for me.
- Comment on This speaks for itself 1 month ago:
But don’t pull your dick out in a McDonald’s.
Trust me.
- Comment on Nobody Wants a Nazi Electric Car 1 month ago:
They all look the same I would never be able to tell myself
- Comment on The toothbrush is all I've ever been able to see (Friday the 13th, NES, 1989) 1 month ago:
Pretty sure in Friday on nes you were running from Jason but it’s been like 35 years so I can’t be certain
- Comment on The PS2 turns 25 years old today. Crazy, right? Perfect day for revisiting some classics. What are some of your favourite PS2 games? 1 month ago:
Destroy All Humans!
- Comment on What's the Standard Operating Procedure for if someone steals your phone while you were using it and its unlocked? 1 month ago:
Android has theft detection and auto locks and then allows you to remotely wipe it.
Does Apple not have this feature?
- Comment on AI Video of Trump Sucking Musk's Toes Blasted on Government Office TVs 1 month ago:
They really are the breast
- Comment on How do people doctor shop? Don't all doctors pass info on all their patients between each other? And in this day and age how do they do it.? 1 month ago:
Or actual good drugs, like Adderall. Which is hard to do these days without a psychiatric recommendation. If OP is struggling with opiates they should look into a Suboxone program. Plenty of clinics out there for that and it could get well save their life.
- Comment on I knew it 1 month ago:
Oh damn. Are we already the AI?
- Comment on I knew it 1 month ago:
I knew AI was a blight on society and this proves it. My eyes are trying to leave me now.
- Comment on I miss myspace 2 months ago:
He was one of my top 8 friends! True story.