KingJalopy
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
- Comment on Congratulations to the 47th US President 3 days ago:
It’s like when your friend first showed you 2 girls 1 cup back in the day. Like goddamn why are you even looking at that?! The fuck is wrong with you? I’m out.
- Comment on Congratulations to the 47th US President 3 days ago:
I feel bad for the lens.
- Comment on How to avoid having cat hair all over my floor every 2 days? 4 days ago:
Brushing regularly is the correct answer
- Comment on Insect Facts 1 week ago:
Stamets for sure
- Comment on The Pillowcase is FAR superior! 3 weeks ago:
Wow, you had flour at your house? Who’s the capitalist pig now? Must’ve been nice eating bread.
- Comment on The Pillowcase is FAR superior! 3 weeks ago:
I tried to tell this to some kid at my child’s school’s trunk or treat the other day he said, “sorry all I have is a pillowcase” and I said dude that’s the way to rock it. You can fit way more candy in it. Plus you can sneak some in your room by stuffing your pillow in there. I never used a bucket as a kid. I always used the pillowcase.
- Comment on NoStupidQuestions 3 weeks ago:
Straight from bored panda after they stole it from reddit. This meme has legs!
- Comment on I don't trust like that. 3 weeks ago:
Sometimes I forget to post the eviction notice in advance.
- Comment on Pringhouls 3 weeks ago:
Mostly air then… Figures
- Comment on I don't trust like that. 3 weeks ago:
Gotta be careful where you drop pollen these days.
- Comment on I don't trust like that. 3 weeks ago:
As a pest control professional, I assure you that wasps aren’t trying to fuck you up. They get aggressive in the late season but for the most part they won’t fuck with you unless you are a threat. I’ve knocked down countless wasp nests with my brush and only been stung a few times. Those times I got stung I was really asking for it by how I went about it. They’re also accidental pollinators so they do help more than people think.
- Comment on Important Metrics 4 weeks ago:
Nice
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
My bad, that’s my kink.
- Comment on Nap game 1 month ago:
It might seem difficult, but it’s never too late to go back to school as a 40 year old in your underwear! We believe you in you! Even if you don’t make it I’ll bet you end up with some kind of certificate or cool title…
- Comment on Installation 1 month ago:
I’m sure the water put it out.
- Comment on Installation 1 month ago:
Looks like it can run doom
- Comment on Nap game 1 month ago:
Either way you gonna wake up wondering what year it is and tryna figure out where the fuck you are.
- Comment on Why does the media print rags to riches stories? 1 month ago:
Yo dawg…
- Comment on Why does the media print rags to riches stories? 1 month ago:
They’re doing it wrong I think
- Comment on Undulating 🐍 1 month ago:
🌎🧑🏼🚀🔫🧑🏼🚀
- Comment on AI bots now beat 100% of those traffic-image CAPTCHAs 1 month ago:
At recognizing fire hydrants…
What a dumb headline. Not sure why I’m surprised.
- Comment on This is my hole! 1 month ago:
Thanks I couldn’t remember the name
- Comment on This is my hole! 1 month ago:
Read the manga. It’s very short but very terrifying
- Comment on Preference 1 month ago:
Hot dog goes down easier. I find easier to swallow a weenie shape than a ball shape.
- Comment on Empires fall 1 month ago:
Turned back to pizza hut in a few instances
- Comment on I don't care if you don't get this joke because I think it's hilarious. 1 month ago:
That’s just what “they” want you to think shshshaw (pocket sand!)
- Comment on Marques Brownlee says ‘I hear you’ after fans criticize his new wallpaper app 1 month ago:
No offense but I wouldn’t pay $49 for that. Maybe $48.75, but not $49.
- Comment on Would it be weird if I took something my neighbor put out for trash? 1 month ago:
Nah, it was a joke. I literally run a branch for a pest control company. Also for anyone reading, temprid is a great product for treatment. Also add an IGR to the mix. (Insect growth regulator) So they can’t breed which is the real issue in infestations.
- Comment on Would it be weird if I took something my neighbor put out for trash? 1 month ago:
Nice of you to give bedbugs somewhere to live. Good on you.
- Comment on My Tool phase 1 month ago:
Talking bout that recipe?