KingJalopy
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
- Comment on this picture is 27kb 2 days ago:
My daughter is always asking how long until whatever and I usually say 3 SpongeBobs or however many SpongeBobs or takes
- Comment on Whistleblower Josh Dean of Boeing supplier Spirit AeroSystems has died 6 days ago:
Something something 3 times is a pattern
- Comment on Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote 1 week ago:
$44b says your probably right
- Comment on .sıɥʇ puǝɥǝɹdɯoɔ ʇ'uɐɔ puıɯ lɐıɹǝɥdsıɯǝɥ uǝɥʇɹou ǝɥʇ 1 week ago:
But this is what disclaimers are for nobody specifically said I couldn’t or shouldn’t do that. Who would have thought that pushing down would have made the shit go down but pulling up made it come up?? People like me are the reason there’s a tag on a hair blow dryer saying don’t use this while you’re in the bathtub.
- Comment on .sıɥʇ puǝɥǝɹdɯoɔ ʇ'uɐɔ puıɯ lɐıɹǝɥdsıɯǝɥ uǝɥʇɹou ǝɥʇ 1 week ago:
That didn’t happen until people started telling me they could flush their toilets backwards
- Comment on .sıɥʇ puǝɥǝɹdɯoɔ ʇ'uɐɔ puıɯ lɐıɹǝɥdsıɯǝɥ uǝɥʇɹou ǝɥʇ 1 week ago:
Oh then you should be more cautious with what you run around on the internet telling people because that was not cool man now I’ve got a bunch of shit in my bathroom that I’m not going to clean up and neither are you so I’m in a pinch
- Comment on .sıɥʇ puǝɥǝɹdɯoɔ ʇ'uɐɔ puıɯ lɐıɹǝɥdsıɯǝɥ uǝɥʇɹou ǝɥʇ 1 week ago:
I mean are you cleaning all the shit that just flew up out of my toilet? If so then, thanks.
- Comment on .sıɥʇ puǝɥǝɹdɯoɔ ʇ'uɐɔ puıɯ lɐıɹǝɥdsıɯǝɥ uǝɥʇɹou ǝɥʇ 1 week ago:
Holy shit I just realized because of your comment that I could pull up on my toilet handle to flush it backwards instead of pushing it down to flush normally!
- Comment on Long time 2 weeks ago:
Earthidonchathink
- Comment on Long time 3 weeks ago:
Earthisntasniceasuthink
- Comment on Long time 3 weeks ago:
I’m an earthidonwanna
- Comment on Long time 3 weeks ago:
To the moon!
- Comment on Long time 3 weeks ago:
It can go either way
- Comment on He has to be stopped 3 weeks ago:
It ain’t much but it’s honest work
- Comment on Best deal you ever got? 3 weeks ago:
Picked up borderlands 3 for $3 maybe 2 months after release. Bought 2 copies actually one for my brother.
- Comment on 30 bush lights a day makes the sad go away. 4 weeks ago:
As a fellow soon to be alcoholic I think I speak for them and I both when I say… I can be ok whenever I want!
- Comment on YSK there is a condition that makes your armpits smell worse called trichobacteriosis that is common and easy to treat 4 weeks ago:
Dude those are for your butt
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
It’s all the same, the titles were just made more palatable.
- Comment on "Solo Leveling Season 2: Arise from the Shadow" Announced with New PV 5 weeks ago:
I thought the first 3 were great. It did stick to its source pretty well. I’ll finish it tonight for sure.
- Comment on "Solo Leveling Season 2: Arise from the Shadow" Announced with New PV 5 weeks ago:
Oh shit. I watched the first 3 episodes then forgot to go back and watch more after they came out lol. I know what I’m watching tonight!
- Comment on *enhance* 1 month ago:
I’m only getting 1 frame per minute
- Comment on Even the $44 billion didn't help. 1 month ago:
It’s also apparently a Halloween party photo but he did have removed forever from the Internet
- Comment on Pornhub shuts down in Texas... and predictably, VPNs benefit 1 month ago:
In the later books it’s not even a parody
- Comment on My Sega Saturn still doesn't read memory cartridges. 1 month ago:
That’s hot
- Comment on I hear phrases like "half-past", "quarter til", and "quarter after" way less often since digital clocks have became more commonplace. 2 months ago:
My kid has analog clocks on her school tests and homework as questions. They are teaching them to read them, most just don’t care for the reasons you stated.
- Comment on This should be fun 2 months ago:
Do you think it’s ok to be gay?
- Comment on For those thinking of going back to reddit. Gaze upon this comment section and reconsider. 2 months ago:
Hmmm…
You might be human. But your willingness to let ai take over dong throwing is questionable at best.
Although it confirms your earlier Facebook comment.
We can remain friends.
For now.
- Comment on Some Ancient Astronaut Theorists say YES 2 months ago:
At least you’re in the right place
- Comment on For those thinking of going back to reddit. Gaze upon this comment section and reconsider. 2 months ago:
Do… do I insert a verification can now, or…?
- Comment on For those thinking of going back to reddit. Gaze upon this comment section and reconsider. 2 months ago:
No dongers being thrown up??
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Not sure how I feel now…