MapleEngineer
@MapleEngineer@lemmy.world
- Comment on Life pro tip: Maybe give her some pointers if it's her first blow job. 2 hours ago:
That’s awesome. I have Asperger’s and always ask, “Teach me what you like. Show me how you get off.” then, “Do you like this? Do you like this? More or less? Do you like this here?” If they can teach me what they like I will do it and variations on the theme.
One thing that I think really benefited my technique was watching my wife and an old fuck buddy of mine go down on each other. I noticed that they both did the same thing so I tried it to very positive reviews.
- Comment on Stay Mad 12 hours ago:
I’m not sure if you completely missed my point or if hating Canada is so big a part of your identity now that you just can’t miss any opportunity to spread that Rusian and Chinese anti-Canadian propaganda.
- Comment on Stay Mad 15 hours ago:
I live in Canada, 15 km from the US border. When shit kicks off down there millions of them could come north expecting that Canada will welcome them with open arms. We will be unable to feed or house them. Many will die of exposure in the first winter. They should go south and hope that Mexico will take them in.
- Comment on Life pro tip: Maybe give her some pointers if it's her first blow job. 2 days ago:
No, Gordon writes essays to give to people about how he likes to get head.
- Comment on Life pro tip: Maybe give her some pointers if it's her first blow job. 2 days ago:
He wants to watch and participate. Not cucking.
- Comment on Life pro tip: Maybe give her some pointers if it's her first blow job. 2 days ago:
I read that Gordon Ramsey does the same thing.
- Comment on Life pro tip: Maybe give her some pointers if it's her first blow job. 2 days ago:
I recently had sex with a longtime friend who didn’t really seem to know her way around a blowjob. I’m getting ready to have a playdate with a married friend whose husband wants to watch. As a result of the first and in anticipation of the second I made up an essay about what I like when receiving head and offered it to my married friend. She accepted and said that she was happy that I did.
- Comment on Study: Congress literally doesn’t care what you think. The preferences of the average American appear to have only a miniscule, near-zero, statistically non-significant impact upon public policy. 5 days ago:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tu32CCA_Ig
Go to 5:40
- Comment on US, Saudis close to deal on defense pact, White House says 5 weeks ago:
Is that the same Saudis who did 9/11?
- Comment on Big Tech to EU: "Drop Dead" 5 weeks ago:
You’re right. Hopefully they will expand the rules to include non-gatekeeper services like Reddit once the rule is in effect.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Sorry. I could write a novella of you like.
- Comment on Big Tech to EU: "Drop Dead" 1 month ago:
There’s a rule banning “self-preferencing.” That’s when platforms push their often inferior, in-house products and hide superior products made by their rivals.
Spaz isn’t going to like this.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
I make homemade ice cream. I have made lacrosse free ice cream for people several times. You need to find lactose free whipping cream and lactose free table cream but once you do you’re golden.
500 ml 35% whipping cream 1 L 10% table cream 1 1/2 c granulated sugar 1 tablespoon vanilla extract
(Sorry I’m Canadian, that’s how we measure things.)
Dissolve the sugar in the table cream. Once the sugar is dissolved add the whipping cream and vanilla and stir to mix.
That’s your base.
Put it in your ice cream machine and make it into ice cream. Put it in a container and freeze it hard.
If you like milkshakes throw a bunch of the ice cream you made into a blender, add milk until it mixed nicely, then add an once of your favourite bourbon. (Or don’t. I fucking love bourbon milkshakes)
Enjoy.
- Comment on Netflix Windows app is set to remove its downloads feature, while introducing ads 1 month ago:
I use a Netflix download app or a video capture app to store Netflix videos for offline viewing. They are charging a lot and not meeting my needs so I take matter into my own hands.
- Comment on ‘My whole library is wiped out’: what it means to own movies and TV in the age of streaming services 1 month ago:
I download or capture everything I pay for. I paid for it, it’s mine.
- Comment on It’s not impossible for someone to have heard about assguard, looked it up, and then realized it’s “Asgard”. 1 month ago:
- Comment on Louisiana lawmakers vote to remove lunch breaks for child workers, cut unemployment benefits 2 months ago:
Canada Labour Code
169.1 (1) Every employee is entitled to and shall be granted an unpaid break of at least 30 minutes during every period of five consecutive hours of work. If the employer requires the employee to be at their disposal during the break period, the employee must be paid for the break.
- Comment on Cops can force suspect to unlock phone with thumbprint, US court rules 2 months ago:
Biometrics are ease of access, not security. They make it easy for you (and low skilled strong arm attackers, skilled hackers, nation state actors, and neo-Nazi police state border and police thugs) to unlock your phone. As long as you’re good with making it easy for them to unlock your phone by all means, use biometrics.
Using biometrics to provide access to personal data is asinine.
Using biometrics to provide access to any amount of sensitive data is criminally negligent.
Biometrics cannot be changed. Once you’ve given your palm biometrics, or facial biometrics, or fingerprints, or iris or retinal scans, or facial biometrics to any company or government they are no longer useful.
Just as the 5.6 million people whose fingerprints were lost in the OPM hack in 2015.
But whatever…you do you. If you want to make it easy for people to access your device, go ahead and use biometrics.
- Comment on Cops can force suspect to unlock phone with thumbprint, US court rules 2 months ago:
Biometrics are ease of access, not security. They make it easy for you (and low skilled strong arm attackers, skilled hackers, nation state actors, and neo-Nazi police state border and police thugs) to unlock your phone. As long as you’re good with making it easy for them to unlock your phone by all means, use biometrics.
Using biometrics to provide access to personal data is asinine.
Using biometrics to provide access to any amount of sensitive data is criminally negligent.
Biometrics cannot be changed. Once you’ve given your palm biometrics, or facial biometrics, or fingerprints, or iris or retinal scans, or facial biometrics to any company or government they are no longer useful.
Just as the 5.6 million people whose fingerprints were lost in the OPM hack in 2015.
But whatever…you do you. If you want to make it easy for people to access your device, go ahead and use biometrics.
- Comment on Cops can force suspect to unlock phone with thumbprint, US court rules 2 months ago:
Do not use biometrics.
Period.
Full stop.
- Comment on AI will reduce workforce, say 41% of execs in a survey 2 months ago:
Who do these assholes think will buy their products and services when they put the entire workforce out of work? Do they plan to retreat to their bunkers and live out their days underground while the world burns above?
- Comment on Texas AG Ken Paxton Sues Chaturbate, xHamster Over Controversial Age Verification Law 3 months ago:
This isn’t about protecting children. This is about a christofascist theocracy banning porn completely.
- Comment on Cable firms to FTC: We shouldn’t have to let users cancel service with a click — Customers may “misunderstand the consequences of canceling,” say lobbyists 5 months ago:
I replied to the wrong comment on the wrong post.
- Comment on Cable firms to FTC: We shouldn’t have to let users cancel service with a click — Customers may “misunderstand the consequences of canceling,” say lobbyists 5 months ago:
They are going to offer your a discount to keep their service. Maybe if they had offered you a better price in the first place you wouldn’t be trying to cancel. Making it hard to cancel so that they can offer you discounts to stay is a way to keep prices high for everyone else. It’s a way to maximize profits. Why not simply put a one click, “cut my bill in half” button on the website?
- Comment on local hunger games construction almost complete 5 months ago:
I have Asperger’s. It’s what we do. Pure critical thinking.
- Comment on local hunger games construction almost complete 5 months ago:
No problem. These childish collective fantasies are fun, aren’t they? Yup, they’re fun right up until a bullet tips through your chest when you’re trying to climb through the smashed out window of the barricaded doors to the Speaker’s Lobby or the FBI is kicking down your door two years later. It’s fun in your head when your enemies are incompetent boobs and everything goes your way. In reality you get arrested and/or injured/killed and the buildings get built anyway.
- Comment on local hunger games construction almost complete 5 months ago:
How do you figure they will get the sugar into the concrete?
- Comment on local hunger games construction almost complete 5 months ago:
Ya…ok…have fun with that.
- Comment on local hunger games construction almost complete 5 months ago:
They’re going to molotov concrete and steel?
Cool.
Cool cool cool.
- Comment on Now that we're finally out of reddit, can we finally get different tag for NSFW and NSFL? 8 months ago:
Also NSFV for not suitable for vegans for anything involving animals, meat, or animal processing. That way we can tag those posts and if they complain about them we know they’re just raging because they’re insufferable assholes.