I guess I’d put up some tarps to prevent the inevitable blood splatter from staining the walls and floor?
How would you decorate this room?
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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 month ago
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The blood splatter is the decoration.
x4740N@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s not a fan, it’s a head slicer
supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s a hedge trimmer
lordmauve@programming.dev 1 month ago
Yeah, decorate it just with a tremendous amount of dark red paint, spattered away from the fan, heaviest in the fan corner
Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Cannabis plants and grow lights
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
with a bucket, a mop, a broom and dust pan, a shelf with some bottles of Windex and Soft Scrub and other S.C. Johnson® products, a stack of furnace filters against one wall and the front one always falls over, and probably a vacuum.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And an illustrated book about birds.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Reminds me of my high school buddy who was in a family with 8 kids. Every closet in that house became a bedroom.
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sex ed was that bad huh
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What ru talking about? THey were clearly good at it.
PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The Kids Who Lived.
Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I would start adding some fake blood stains around the fan
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I came here to specifically say this.
whatsisface@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Fake?
pjwestin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Get an artist to paint an airplane crashing through the ceiling and make the propeller the fan.
NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I was thinking high stake tie-rack, but this one is better
ReiRose@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Here for the airplane angle too Got enchanted by the forest suggestion…so aircraft crashing in a forest!
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Add some slanted flooring and decorate the whole room at the same angle as the fan.
ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 month ago
Then take psychedelics and lock yourself in.
perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
I wouldn’t bother.
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 1 month ago
That poor fan is just waiting to tear itself apart.
Why don’t you turn on the fan then lock the door, and call it “the Schrodinger’s room”. Quantum mechanics says that after a while, the fan is both functioning and broken, spinning in an endless dance of probability.
Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You will likely hear the fan tear itself apart from outside of the room, such an event is absolutely loud enough to be heard from outside the door, plus the fact that the little bits of fan that are left afterwards will probably continue spinning and likely bumping into the ceiling (if it’s hanging from the wires).
ArcticAmphibian@lemmus.org 1 month ago
If a fan falls in a closed room but nobody is around to hear it, did it make a sound?
Rubanski@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Yeah, I am very sure the bearings on a fan are not designed to withstand side loads
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m not sure who needs to know this, but they make angled mounting kits for ceiling fans.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This isn’t that type of situation. This room is not meant to be right. It is where only wrong exists. There is a litany of people who allowed this room to exist and they all knew what should have been, but they all allowed this space to come to pass.
This room is meant to not be, but has allowed to be because it is forsaken by the collective creation of humanity.
duffman@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Enclose it and make a secret door to enter.
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The weiling fan is decoration enough
Tetsuo@jlai.lu 1 month ago
I call it the depression portal.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 month ago
How come nobody has mentioned a walk-in closet yet?!
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 1 month ago
With my own blood after I hit my head on the fan.
ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 month ago
Add another fan a few feet to the left of the first one to make the room more visually balanced.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
More ceiling fans.
01011@monero.town 1 month ago
Fire would brighten up the room.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 1 month ago
For sure. Let insurance buy you a house that wasn’t made by a 3rd year architectual design student trying to be different for the sake of being different.
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wtf is with the low wall fan? It seems low enough that you could just walk into it. I am not the guy that people would call safety conscious, but I do draw the line at spinning blades hitting my head.
ReiRose@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Aside from aircraft painted on wall, I think put a mattress area on the floor (or comfy seating) and paint a galaxy in glow in the dark paint.
hperrin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Everything angles the same as the fan.
Shanedino@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Boulder cave.
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is the only really good idea on this thread.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Weed smoke.
robocall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
a hot box room!
robocall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I know !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world says “anything and everything goes” but isn’t there a more appropriate instance for this question?
nonailsleft@lemm.ee 1 month ago
VR racing sim
stoy@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Put in a long clothes rack, boom! walk-in closet
Bonehead@kbin.social 1 month ago
With a built-in clothes dryer!
hOrni@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The fan is there to hang a noose. It’s not even plugged in.
danekrae@lemmy.world 1 month ago
With a lack of passion.
Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Chainsaw and a skylight. A big one too, like one of these
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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You want a sawzall, not a chainsaw. The former is a precision cutting tool, the latter is for arboreal maintenance.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 month ago
I want a wrecking ball, but ok.
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Also a chainsaw cuts chains, while a sawzall isn’t called a sawzmost.
Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ah yes, that would make sense.
I’m over here thinking like a firefighter trying to ventilate a roof, not like a contractor trying to install a window.
Djtecha@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I thought it was for c sections…
Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dont tell me what I want!
residentmarchant@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Just…uhh…move to a place that has a balcony?