cordlesslamp
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- Comment on REPORT: Arm is sensationally canceling the license that allowed Qualcomm to make Snapdragon chips which power everything from Microsoft's Copilot+ PCs to Samsung's Galaxy smartphones and tablets 3 weeks ago:
Seeing things like “slide to unlock”, “rounded corners”, and “scroll bouncing” are all patentable is ridiculous.
- Comment on Designed this simple and easy to print cable holder 3 weeks ago:
You can buy something like that on Amazon or AliExpress for a dollar per dozen (even cheaper if buy in bulk).
- Comment on Opened an old scientific instrument to see if it works... 4 weeks ago:
please advise how to dissolve the gunk at home (using household items, cleaning products, or something that is available at local stores).
- Comment on Tesla issues 5th recall for the new Cybertruck within a year, the latest due to rearview camera 1 month ago:
Ford just got named the “Racall King” last month.
- Comment on US couple blocked from suing Uber after crash say daughter agreed to Uber Eats terms 1 month ago:
Uber looked at Disney and thought “hmm yummy, get us some of those sweet backlashes”.
- Comment on Paralyzed Man Unable to Walk After Maker of His Powered Exoskeleton Tells Him It's Now Obsolete 1 month ago:
The IP and copyright laws is century old and in dire need to get reformed. Nintendo being able to takedown a video just because it show the title screen of one of their game for literally a split second is ridiculous. Or a studio able to take all of the revenue from someone’s video because they hummed a tune for a few seconds.
- Comment on Return to office perks 1 month ago:
Yes and no.
The water would never boiled is you only use the base for heating.
You need to run the water through the coffee making process (without the coffee) to get boiled water.
Also your coffee would smell like sausage for weeks.
- Comment on Hacking Kia: Remotely Controlling Cars With Just a License Plate. 1 month ago:
I also love how Tesla engineers pay attention to small quality-of-life things like racing games to play while you wait for charge using the wheel as controller, using the built-in 360 camera as dashcam and parking monitor.
- Comment on Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it 1 month ago:
And the guest rappers killed the guitar solo.
- Comment on 2real4me 1 month ago:
you can almost get it to say anything with the right prompt. You can even make it contradict itself.
- Comment on Lingering damage 1 month ago:
No it’s not. Use lard or other animals fat, beef fat is the worst.
- Comment on Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 needs 64GB of RAM for ideal performance — oddly, the game install size is only 30GB 1 month ago:
Defines: fun.
- Comment on Is your writing skibidi? 1 month ago:
I honestly don’t have a clue what you’re saying.
- Comment on Going Viral 2 months ago:
I missed Lemmy for ONE day and what the hell is up with the Saddam Hussein meme everywhere?
- Comment on $-3 doesn't go as far as it used to... 2 months ago:
just won a lottery bro.
- Comment on Could an American please prove me wrong? 2 months ago:
I still fucking remember its goddamn anthem for no fucking reason. Can’t even remember the last time I watched it, but it must be at least 18 years or so.
- Comment on Infinite energy is easy. Point a flashlight at a solar charger that charges a flashlight pointed at a solar charger that charges the first flashlight. 2 months ago:
But … but parsec is an unit to measure distance, not time.
- Comment on If Necromancy suddenly became possible, can the undead be called as a witness during court proceedings? 2 months ago:
How about the magic spell that gives you ability to ask the dead 5 questions and they must answer it truthfully?
(I saw it in the D&D movie, never actually played the game, I don’t have any friends)
- Comment on What are some video games that you would show up to a local tournament for? 2 months ago:
This.
- Comment on What are some video games that you would show up to a local tournament for? 2 months ago:
Sim Rally Racing and Minecraft.
- Comment on That's a big burger 2 months ago:
so simple (and not at all). Thanks.
- Comment on That's a big burger 2 months ago:
how can I calculate the distance at which the sun filled my entire field of view?
- Comment on Tibetan Sand Fox 2 months ago:
screw you, my wife loves my jokes.
my farts, on the other hand, don’t quite amuse her as much as myself.
- Comment on Malk? 2 months ago:
There’s this thing called “fortified breast milk” for infant babies, where you mix breast milk with fortifiers ( could be formulas, aka powdered milk) to increase the calories count or other nutrition.
(Disclaimer: DO NOT do this unless under strict instructions from your pediatrician)
- Comment on iPhones in the EU get ability to set more default apps, delete more built-in ones 2 months ago:
I wonder what counted as “an EU iPhone”?
The serial number? GPS location of the phone? IP address?
How could one outside of EU region to have an “EU iphone”?
- Comment on Elon Musk wants to implant millions of people with Neuralink brain chips 2 months ago:
-my wife when I pitched the idea of get some toys for sexy time-
- Comment on Peloton announces $95 “used equipment activation fee” 2 months ago:
Company: we’re limping, how can we recover and pick up the pace?
CEO: How about we shot ourselves on the foot?
Company: die
CEO: Why would customer do this to us?
- Comment on No one’s ready for this: Our basic assumptions about photos capturing reality are about to go up in smoke. 2 months ago:
Not as easy and accessible as now.
Before, I don’t even know how to erase a pimple on my selfies. Now I can easily generate picture of a photorealistic cat girl riding a bike naked on Time square that could fool any elders in my neighborhood.
- Comment on A unique aquaponics system to produce more fish and vegetables with less energy 2 months ago:
Alternative headline: Scientists discovered nature!
- Comment on Looks like it was a ... boobie trap 2 months ago:
A wise man once said “there’s no chick with dick, only guy with boobs”.