acockworkorange
@acockworkorange@mander.xyz
- Comment on Does anyone know what's inside this building? 6 days ago:
It’s where they research calcium.
- Comment on YSK before you buy a replacement for your cellphone that has stopped charging, buy the $10 cleaning kits and spend the time deep cleaning the phone's charging port. 1 week ago:
Don’t believe this person, they’ve clearly lost their mind.
- Comment on Understandable 2 weeks ago:
Yoink!
- Comment on Understandable 2 weeks ago:
The not subtle look at the camera to see if she’s doing the impression well…
- Comment on Understandable 2 weeks ago:
That signature “sucked by an industrial vacuum” look on the lips.
- Comment on Well organized people always plan a head 2 weeks ago:
Oh yeah, works like a charm.
- Comment on Half of US population exposed to adverse lead levels in early childhood 3 weeks ago:
I did not know creationism was on the rise. What a grim turn of fate.
- Comment on Public service announcement 3 weeks ago:
Some vulvas are pretty. Most aren’t. Some do smell weird, I imagine most will in the right wrong set of conditions. I like going down on them, but it isn’t because of their beauty.
- Comment on Public service announcement 3 weeks ago:
Oh, you weren’t joking.
- Comment on Half of US population exposed to adverse lead levels in early childhood 3 weeks ago:
No, America was founded by corporate towns, but it was religious fanatics that really swollen its ranks.
- Comment on Poor doggo 3 weeks ago:
I don’t think that’s for the suspension…
- Comment on Little orange guy found in Michigan's upper peninsula 3 weeks ago:
You can safely pick the mushrooms to take pictures of the underside and pry them apart to show internal structure and color changes when the insides are exposed to air. These will help identification.
It’s like picking a flower from a bush, the mushroom is just the reproductive organ. The body of the organism is in the substrate (dirt, pant, etc).
- Comment on Believing misinformation is a “win” for some people, even when proven false 3 weeks ago:
Can you you give an example?
- Comment on Mushroom in the Wild Playing Keyboard 3 weeks ago:
Oh yes, Boletus musicalis.
- Comment on The audacity of my Christmas cactus, trying to bloom before Halloween and Thanksgiving 4 weeks ago:
My mom had one that thrived for over 40 years.
- Comment on Came across these lil guys 4 weeks ago:
Pretty fly, for a fungi.
- Comment on Apple Banned an App That Simply Archived Videos of ICE Abuses 5 weeks ago:
We’ll never have this county back by relying on the Democrats.
- Comment on Wolf's milk slime mold 5 weeks ago:
Ah, thank you!
- Comment on Wolf's milk slime mold 5 weeks ago:
They don’t react to touch. You’d have to stare at them for a while to notice anything, all footage I’ve seen are timelapses. And I think they don’t move at all when sporulating.
- Comment on No excuses 5 weeks ago:
“Fool of a Tûk! Throw yourself next time and free us from your stupidity!”
Blunt ✅
Constructive (offered an alternative) ✅ - Comment on The CWTS Leiden Ranking is an annual global university ranking that assesses universities based on their scientific publications and citations, using bibliometric data 5 weeks ago:
Every metric that becomes a target is ripe for exploitation.
- Comment on Life-Size Human Statue Found at Göbeklitepe 5 weeks ago:
“Excuse me, I’m looking for Glük.”
“Oh yeah, he’s working at the Masturbatorium. Don’t shake his hand.”
- Comment on Perfect little cup hiding in a log 1 month ago:
You’ve been seeing some weird vulvas, friend.
- Comment on String of Hearts gave me a flower 1 month ago:
It’s just happy to see you.
- Comment on This adorable baby snapper I found on a hike 1 month ago:
Don’t boop the snoot.
- Comment on Gomphaceae Consuming A Pinecone. More Examples Inside. 1 month ago:
Oh that’s cool! The Poderosa pine is the only one I recognize, and I think that’s because of a misguided attempt at “reforestation” that used this non native plant. The Araucária is the only native pine-like I know, but I don’t know whether you’d call its massive dry fruit a pinecone. Tasty seeds, though.
- Comment on Gomphaceae Consuming A Pinecone. More Examples Inside. 1 month ago:
Looks at username… This guy clades.
- Comment on Gomphaceae Consuming A Pinecone. More Examples Inside. 1 month ago:
The thin spindly ones? I’m from south of the equator, we don’t have a huge variety of pines here. Never seen anything like that.
- Comment on Just a little guy 1 month ago:
Most of the mushrooms are actually edible, but taste bad. Only a handful are worth the trouble of positively identifying for their gourmet appeal, but it’s cool to learn about all of them.
- Comment on Gomphaceae Consuming A Pinecone. More Examples Inside. 1 month ago:
That’s a weird pinecone.