acockworkorange
@acockworkorange@mander.xyz
- Comment on Wolf's milk slime mold 4 hours ago:
Ah, thank you!
- Comment on Wolf's milk slime mold 17 hours ago:
They don’t react to touch. You’d have to stare at them for a while to notice anything, all footage I’ve seen are timelapses. And I think they don’t move at all when sporulating.
- Comment on No excuses 1 day ago:
“Fool of a Tûk! Throw yourself next time and free us from your stupidity!”
Blunt ✅
Constructive (offered an alternative) ✅ - Comment on The CWTS Leiden Ranking is an annual global university ranking that assesses universities based on their scientific publications and citations, using bibliometric data 2 days ago:
Every metric that becomes a target is ripe for exploitation.
- Comment on Life-Size Human Statue Found at Göbeklitepe 3 days ago:
“Excuse me, I’m looking for Glük.”
“Oh yeah, he’s working at the Masturbatorium. Don’t shake his hand.”
- Comment on Perfect little cup hiding in a log 6 days ago:
You’ve been seeing some weird vulvas, friend.
- Comment on String of Hearts gave me a flower 1 week ago:
It’s just happy to see you.
- Comment on This adorable baby snapper I found on a hike 1 week ago:
Don’t boop the snoot.
- Comment on Gomphaceae Consuming A Pinecone. More Examples Inside. 2 weeks ago:
Oh that’s cool! The Poderosa pine is the only one I recognize, and I think that’s because of a misguided attempt at “reforestation” that used this non native plant. The Araucária is the only native pine-like I know, but I don’t know whether you’d call its massive dry fruit a pinecone. Tasty seeds, though.
- Comment on Gomphaceae Consuming A Pinecone. More Examples Inside. 2 weeks ago:
Looks at username… This guy clades.
- Comment on Gomphaceae Consuming A Pinecone. More Examples Inside. 2 weeks ago:
The thin spindly ones? I’m from south of the equator, we don’t have a huge variety of pines here. Never seen anything like that.
- Comment on Just a little guy 2 weeks ago:
Most of the mushrooms are actually edible, but taste bad. Only a handful are worth the trouble of positively identifying for their gourmet appeal, but it’s cool to learn about all of them.
- Comment on Gomphaceae Consuming A Pinecone. More Examples Inside. 2 weeks ago:
That’s a weird pinecone.
- Comment on I Found A Purple Mushroom 2 weeks ago:
More likely neither.
- Comment on Sweet dreams are made of these? 2 weeks ago:
I travel the world in search of cheese
- Comment on Sweet dreams are made of these? 2 weeks ago:
Sweet dreams of cheese…
- Comment on My proplifted succulent collection 3 weeks ago:
Needs Frods.
- Comment on Every time I make biscuits from a can 3 weeks ago:
Biscuits come from a can
They were put there by a man
In a factory downtown - Comment on ‘Don’t Patronize Us’: Data Center Charm Offensive Irks Opponents in Rural Georgia 3 weeks ago:
They can read??
- Comment on 9 arrests for violent fascists attacking police - 900 for grannies and disabled people holding placards 3 weeks ago:
Sounds like violently protesting is safer
- Comment on Sporemageddon 3 weeks ago:
Good lord.
- Comment on DNA cassette tapes could solve global data storage problems 3 weeks ago:
Do we have data storage problems? I thought the issue is having fast access to the unbounded amount of data we can easily store.
- Comment on Related: https://lemmy.wtf/comment/16937362 3 weeks ago:
Didn’t linkify the link.
- Comment on nooooooo 4 weeks ago:
Send more, it’ll speed up the wank.
- Comment on nooooooo 4 weeks ago:
No, the fascists are on the right, doofus!
- Comment on What if LGBT adopts a white and grey striped flag to replace the rainbow? Then Florida would have to abolish crosswalks entirely. 4 weeks ago:
Sounds a lot like pederasts… Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
- Comment on Microsoft doesn't understand the Fediverse 4 weeks ago:
Also, what’s a valid reason for harassment?
- Comment on A One-of-a-Kind Roman Tomb with Bilingual Inscription: The First Monumental Discovery in Dibra, Albania 4 weeks ago:
Brave browser.
- Comment on Study: There is less room to store carbon dioxide, driver of climate change, than previously thought 4 weeks ago:
Pic related?
- Comment on Thanks satan 4 weeks ago:
Christians and Muslims are just jews 2.0 and 2.5.