My son is also named borts
Tell Borts I said "Hi"
Submitted 5 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 5 weeks ago
Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
We need more Borts license plates!
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Hufflepuff class roster.
cryostars@lemmyf.uk 5 weeks ago
Gryffindor Slytherin Ravenclaw Hufflepuff
Which one of these does not belong?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It’s me isn’t it I’ll pack my bags
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Jorch looks like he’s repeating 12th grade for the twentieth time.
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
And Chunus has been living in a cave since kindergarten
rem26_art@fedia.io 5 weeks ago
omg is that the yearbook picture of Jort, the inventor of Jorts?!??!!? no way!!!
taiyang@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I mean, not too far off from crazy American names Especially the one that’s like someone was Ashleigh and wanted to be “even more unique”.
I forget the source but I remember seeing a list of high schoolers in a town in one of the Dakotas. I swear Borts would be on that list.
fernandu00@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Nice NFT collection you got there. If we were back in 2022 you’d definitely sell them for some eth.
Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Shamp. Fuckin Shamp.
sbv@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
It’s always Shamp.
magnetosphere@fedia.io 5 weeks ago
“Hammin, if you say ‘hey, guys, this party needs some Hammin up!’ one more time, I will leave your corpse in a dumpster.”
RGB3x3@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Are we censoring “AI” now to avoid social media filters?
skygirl@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Or just the auto-reply bots that swarm like flies on certain keywords
RGB3x3@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That makes more sense
Infynis@midwest.social 5 weeks ago
I like that it forgot it was putting them in alphabetical order halfway through the second line. Also, Foob and Fooby are definitely twins, and I would love to meet their parents
ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 5 weeks ago
Poor Fooly - they were triplets but he always gets left out.
Etterra@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’m actually a little impressed that the words are at all legible. Dune of them even make sense. Which begs the question; how many goddamn Aidens are in this stupid country?
herrvogel@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Legible text has long been solved. Plenty of diffusion models out there that can generate perfectly normal looking legible text. The words might be complete gibberish, but at least they’re legible gibberish.
bilb@lem.monster 5 weeks ago
My guess is that there was some guidance in the prompt for the names since a lot of them are similar.
MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I bet there was a little Photoshop guidance in there too
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Wonder what Chunus is up to these days?
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I heard he got big.
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Nah, that’s his mate Chungus. This guy Chunus has been overshadowed for most of his life.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Aiden & Aiden look like twins. Their AI mom could’ve at least come up with 2 different names for her twin sons.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Borts is constantly being confused for Borts.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
You might think so but the only Borts I would invite to my birthday party is the one on the right. The left Borts has a reputation for eating everyone’s birthday cake.
Gerudo@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I’m not shitting you. My distant aunt by marriage has 3 kids. Karen, Karin, Karyn
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Antonia, Antônia, and Antónia.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Also, only two people named Aiden in the entire class and they’re both spelled the same? Most unrealistic part of the whole thing!
Yankee_Self_Loader@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’m sorry, were you talking to me?
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
No, my sons are also named Borts.
SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
No way Borts and Chunus are in the same grade.
nublug@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
aiden aiden braiden bootus borts borts is poetry
SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
It’s Briaden
DrDominate@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It tried really hard to keep them in alphabetical order.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
elliot_crane@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I heard that left Borts was a little bit too interested in WWII history…
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Remember Asheliigynne
magnetosphere@fedia.io 4 weeks ago
I got the t-shirt that I only wore once to the candlelight vigil. Eventually, I’ll put it in a trash bag with a bunch of other stuff I don’t wear, and donate it at a clothing drive.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Kill Asheliigynme, fuck Furtus, marry Borts (yes both borts).
Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Bootus got dem DSLs though
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
You’d think AI would be better at replicating text and font, it’s quite possibly one of the most intentionally consistent forms you could possibly analyze.
Skates@feddit.nl 5 weeks ago
Gotta suck being a teacher for this class when you just know Jorch is gonna end up framed by Tom Riddle for opening the chamber of secrets.
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
How could I forget the Crabbe Brothers, good ol’ Shimp and Shamp?
AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Those names. I’m cryyyyyin 🤣
abbadon420@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Hobem -> hold them doors
salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Tag yourself, I’m Foob
dessimbelackis@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I gotta be Shamp. But you know what they say, better Shamp than Shimp.
owatnext@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’m Ashelyginne
sbv@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I’m Jorch. You seen Hogby around? We kind of fell out of touch after that thing with Hunby.
meco03211@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Were you named after a jean torch?
marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 5 weeks ago
Jorch all day, buddy
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Hunby looks like he’ll offer you a sports car if you’re the last person to take your hand off it.
Gabu@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Chunus is friend-coded. Well, more-so canadian woodcutter coded, but he looks friendly.
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
I love how the first two names are the same real names and in alphabetical order, then the next one is nearly a real name, sounds nearly like the first two, and is nearly in alphabetical order, and from there on the names just get weirder and more out of order.
skulblaka@startrek.website 5 weeks ago
Watching an AI’s sanity leak out in real time is fascinating