ReallyActuallyFrankenstein
@ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com
- Comment on It shows you love them 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Could you imagine a Nintendo title being advertised like this today? (Conker's Bad Fur Day, 2001) 3 weeks ago:
The images are all AI generated as well, which anyone with a few hours and a consumer GPU could create. Low effort AI slopware should disqualify it more than any porn-iness…
- Comment on Amazon worker who was ran over and shot during NO attack denied medical leave. 3 weeks ago:
Oh, agreed and understood. I just was putting an exclamation point on it.
- Comment on Apple CEO Tim Cook Donating $1 Million to Trump's Inaugural Fund 3 weeks ago:
Yes, not really better at all. These donations are all symbols, not meaningful except as a show of obeisance. So we should interpret it along the same symbolic parameters.
It’s being framed as a personal donation because Cook is acquiescing to Trump’s pending authoritarian takeover, but wants plausible deniability that that imputes to Apple. But since Tim Cook is the one acquiescing and he leads Apple, it’s indistinguishable from the same thing. It carries the same message: Apple won’t get in your way, do what you will.
- Comment on Amazon worker who was ran over and shot during NO attack denied medical leave. 3 weeks ago:
This is such a perfect A Boring Dystopia article because the denial of leave - after being shot in the foot by a terrorist - was so inconsequential to the reporter that it barely warranted a mention in the second-to-last paragraph.
- Comment on 79% of Americans feel burned out as they put most vacation time toward errands, doctor visits, and family care 4 weeks ago:
How long did you learn instruments before you made this your full-time?
- Comment on 79% of Americans feel burned out as they put most vacation time toward errands, doctor visits, and family care 4 weeks ago:
After surviving multiple rounds of layoffs and working overtime, I had my first vacation this year for a week between Christmas and New Years…and got sick Christmas morning. Just feeling better now, in time for work tomorrow!
- Comment on 1 in 3 people 1 month ago:
I’m having a particularly braindead morning. Mario and Luigi are two people. 1 in 3 leaves the possibility of a third person being ugly and both Mario and Luigi being not ugly. Why does Mario conclude Luigi is ugly based on the 1 in 3 comment?
- Comment on is that real? 2 months ago:
Don’t you dare speak that into existence.
- Comment on Nintendo 64 "Reimagining" Analogue 3D Delayed to 2025, First Look Revealed | Tech Raptor 3 months ago:
I did pre-order one, and two controllers. In 1990s dollars this is not really that expensive, is how I’m rationalizing it.
- Comment on Nintendo 64 "Reimagining" Analogue 3D Delayed to 2025, First Look Revealed | Tech Raptor 3 months ago:
I think Analogue typically supports Bluetooth in the consoles generally, but is very cautious about whitelisting specific controllers that are officially supported.
- Comment on Microsoft has a big Windows 10 problem, and only one year to solve it 3 months ago:
Yup…Windows 12? The evil monkey’s paw demon is like, “I’ll give you that wish for free.”
- Comment on 7 years ago there were no billionaires worth more than $100 billion - today there are 18! 3 months ago:
The overall average median lifetime earnings of $1,850,000 for men and $1,100,200 for women. Let’s just take the average and say an average American earns $1,475,100 in their lifetime.
The important thing to remember is, in an unequal system where workers have most of the value of their work taken by a single person who the system disproportionately favors, that value is translatable to literal life. They are directly, inexorably going to die having had that value simply transferred to the other person or people who collect that value. Or put succinctly, they are giving up life, and the CEO is gaining the value of their life.
Another note is that even though most valuations are stock, stock valuations do not exist in a vacuum. The stock market is the realizable increase in productivity value that we all collectively have caused.
So based on that principle, just for fun, let’s convert these fortunes to human lives, to better understand just how much (economically-valued) life force these people have taken from people:
Elon Musk: 262,000,000,000 = 176,259 human lives. Jeff Bezos: 208,000,000,000 = 141,007 human lives. Mark Zuckerberg: 203,000,000,000 = 137,617 human lives.
- Comment on Elon Musk’s X is now worth less than a quarter of its $44 billion purchase price 3 months ago:
Couldn’t have happened to a douchier bag.
- Comment on Atari Jaguar Emulation Is Coming To iPhone | Time Extension 3 months ago:
I’m probably a masochist, but Alien vs. Predator, despite (and possibly because of) all its technical limitations and like 3 FPS framerate, was genuinely scary and a unique experience.
I also really enjoyed Iron Soldier. You’ve got the original Rayman. Uhhh… Cybermorph was alright.
So five games?
- Comment on unzip 4 months ago:
Fortunately, she was just making a fourth-wall-breaking point about gender assumptions.
- Comment on Cereal 4 months ago:
Is that text from an AI image interpreter? It’s pretty good, seems helpful for search and disabilities.
- Comment on Important information 4 months ago:
Unless you use a Vichyssoise fork. It’s all in the wrist.
- Comment on San Francisco says ‘good riddance’ as X prepares to leave 4 months ago:
Musk is taking it to the farm upstate.
- Comment on Colorblindness check! 5 months ago:
No reason, just that memes follow demographics of the space. Lemmy is probably full of people who were in their late teens-through-twenties in 2007, so to that group, it remains a funny nostalgic callback.
And I’ll just predict that in 15-20 years Skibidi toilet and all the GenZ/Alpha memes will dominate middle-age spaces.
- Comment on The Elon / Trump interview on X started with an immediate tech disaster 5 months ago:
Musk repeated the DDOS claim when the Space finally began around 8:40PM ET. “As this massive attack illustrates, there’s a lot of opposition to people just hearing what President Trump has to say,” he said.
So not only is he lying about a DDOS, but he just assumes out of nowhere that it’s politically motivated by the “opposition” - when Trump basically has mouth diarrhea 24/7 and this would do absolutely nothing to prevent Trump from being heard on his 100 other ways exposing himself to the public. Galaxy brain genius logic right there.
- Comment on VirtualFriend Emulator Brings Nintendo Virtual Boy Classics to Apple’s Vision Pro and iOS Devices | Retro Gaming News 24/7 5 months ago:
Oh, it’s by Agg23 - they also released a bunch of Analogue Pocket emulators, great developer.
- Comment on Ad industry initiative abruptly shuts down after lawsuit filed by Elon Musk’s X 5 months ago:
Today, the House Judiciary GOP’s official account on X called GARM being discontinued a “big win for the First Amendment” and a “big win for oversight.” X CEO Linda Yaccarino also applauded the news.
It’s just opposite day? We just say whatever it the opposite of what’s true?
- Comment on Airbnb shares drop 12% as company flags weakening US demand 5 months ago:
It’s become a terrible company. I say “become” because like many tech-era enshittified companies, it started out as an actual good idea.
Pre-2015, we stayed in a beautiful home in Paris many years ago, some places in Brooklyn, an adobe home in New Mexico, and other places that were actually really people just renting out spare rooms or buildings and trying to be efficient/friendly with their extra space.
But it’s entirely “passive income” obsessed real estate mogul-wannabes who bought up properties and are now bleeding them for the maximum profit.
The last straw for us: We had a host threaten physical harm to us before check-in, we saved screenshots of the messages with the actual threats, and AirBNB support said they would rebook/refund on a recorded line. Then inexplicably AirBNB reversed course, refused to actually issue a refund and then when we reversed through AmEx they disputed the transaction 7 times before finally giving up. AirBNB is just awful.
- Comment on Elon Musk's X sues advertisers over alleged 'massive advertiser boycott' after Twitter takeover 5 months ago:
Has a GOP-controlled congressional committee uncovered any actual evidence in the past 20 years or so?
I take notice of whenever they have a new hearing or investigative issue, and each one I can remember has always been “let’s go on a fishing expedition to find dirt or at least impugn the character of a political rival” followed a year later by a Friday-night quiet disbanding of the committee with no findings, or a report being issued that says nothing of importance whatsoever.
- Comment on Elon Musk's X sues advertisers over alleged 'massive advertiser boycott' after Twitter takeover 5 months ago:
The beatings will continue until ad revenue improves.
- Comment on Dutch toilets 5 months ago:
I’m confused, isn’t this a better spot for the drain hole? When you sit facing the wall? So you have a shelf for your comic books and chocolate milk?
- Comment on Apartment Audio Solutions 5 months ago:
I wish I knew as well. I’ve been using Chromecast Audio myself, which works with PlexAmp self-hosting my music.
The problem is Chromecast Audio has been discontinued for years of course - Google did their Google thing, and unfortunately I never found anything else like it on the market. But you can connect those devices to any speakers and sync multi-room high quality audio very easily.
- Comment on Electoral College and The Numbers | USA question 5 months ago:
The practical answer is 3-4% above to counteract the right-wing effect of the electoral college. Yes, it all matters on what states she wins.
The theoretical answer is that Kamala could get less votes, just like Trump did in 2016, and still “win.” It’s not practical because the swing states are more conservative than the median population of the country as a whole, which means it’s extremely unlikely those swing states will vote for Kamala while Trump gets more votes elsewhere.
The places you need to watch are Arizona, Michigan, Wisconsin, Georgia, Pennsylvania, and to a lesser extent Ohio, Minnesota and Florida. The 538 polls will give you a sense of where those states are leading, and you can see different maps here. polling is imperfect, and frankly I can’t take the anxiety of watching that data day-to-day.
- Comment on My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch. 6 months ago:
I would actually be surprised if he releases anything of value. Trump refused to release his taxes, and emulating Trump’s destruction of democratic norms is a base-ante show of fealty right now.