Viking_Hippie
@Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
- Comment on Say it again, Dexter 17 hours ago:
Discover mahazine found an unrelated but no less real source.
- Comment on Covfefe 17 hours ago:
Only thing Folger’s is good for is providing a receptacle for the friend you’re about to wear all over your face, beard, and hair because everything’s a fucking travesty with Walter.
- Comment on Another of God's cruel tricks. 1 day ago:
That was the headline of my review of the Barbie movie.
- Comment on Guerrilla Women 1 day ago:
Thanks, but she’s really the most empathetic, perceptive, and supportive person I’ve ever met and she’s not here to coerce me into saying so 😄🥰
- Comment on Guerrilla Women 1 day ago:
Can confirm, my partner is a psychological woman.
…by which I mean that she has a master’s degree in psychology, not that she’s combative 😄
- Comment on Trump picks vaccine skeptic Robert F. Kennedy as health secretary 2 days ago:
“Vaccine skeptic” is such ass-covering horseshit! Just like calling climate change deniers “climate change skeptics”.
Call him what he is: a science denier/grifter/worm brained idiot.
- Comment on Ah, the old family favourite 2 days ago:
Cheap IKEA rugs are actually named after Danish places.
They are? Examples, please! I wanna know if it’s any of the places here that deserve it! 😁
- Comment on Ah, the old family favourite 2 days ago:
“Skittles mini garbage house kit”
Implying that M&Ms are garbage Skittles, I guess? 🤷
- Comment on Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics 2 days ago:
Don’t you mean CUMsplayers?
Ok, that’s it. The stupidest thing I’ve written all year and still clicked post. There was stiff competition, pun intended, but this is the winner.
- Comment on Israel accused of crimes against humanity over forced displacement in Gaza 3 days ago:
Pacific Ocean accused of being large body of water.
Simone Biles accused of being able gymnast.
Helsinki accused of being northernmost capital city \ - Comment on Bryophilia 6 days ago:
- Comment on DNA 1 week ago:
- Comment on Lifestyles of the Bronze Age Famous 2 weeks ago:
Fun fact: Julius Caesar wasn’t the only Caesar by a long shot.
Additional fun fact: It was super late here when my brain farted that out 😄
- Comment on Lifestyles of the Bronze Age Famous 2 weeks ago:
Eh, close enough 🤷😉
- Comment on DNA 2 weeks ago:
Confirmed: Italians are Leeloo
- Comment on Lifestyles of the Bronze Age Famous 2 weeks ago:
On the other hand, they didn’t have Fallout New Vegas and had to contend with the REAL Caesar’s legions, so I say we still win.
- Comment on Pretty sound reasoning here. 2 weeks ago:
I’m torn on this one.
Part of me is convinced that just putting a flower in the barrel would stop all war. Then I’ll make sure to put it in my hair before going to San Francisco, even though I totally forgot the first time.
Another part of me believes that I’m gonna have to solve the problem by getting so high on red agave shrooms that I can’t feel the bullet and thus become an invincible berserker. Might sack York too, if there’s time.
- Comment on An Honest Assessment of Kamala Harris' Policy Platform 2 weeks ago:
Just throwing a name out there couldn’t hurt
Rumpelstiltskin.
Huh, you’re right! Zero pain whatsoever!
- Comment on An Honest Assessment of Kamala Harris' Policy Platform 2 weeks ago:
I could, but frankly it’s not worth expending more than a couple of sentences on and to adequately describe how fundamentally asinine ancap beliefs are would take slightly more.
- Comment on An Honest Assessment of Kamala Harris' Policy Platform 2 weeks ago:
Nope, I’ll come in, insult him, and dip out because believing in the nonsense ancaps believe precludes knowing how macroeconomics work.
Anarcho-capitalism isn’t a political and economic ideology so much as it’s a communicable personality disorder closely related to Dunning Kruger syndrome.
- Comment on An Honest Assessment of Kamala Harris' Policy Platform 2 weeks ago:
Nah, not gonna waste any of my remaining time and spoons for the day listening to an Ancap pretending to know how macroeconomics work. Nothing good comes from that.
- Comment on An Honest Assessment of Kamala Harris' Policy Platform 2 weeks ago:
An Ancap accusing someone of economic illiteracy is akin to David Duke accusing someone of racism or Chuck Grassley calling another Senator old.
- Comment on Everyone getting BBLs these days. Dang 2 weeks ago:
“I’d like to take a bite of THAT cheesecake” - Sir Mousealot
- Comment on Source: Father, H. , Son, H. Spirit, H. (2024). Visions from God 2 weeks ago:
H for Herbert.
- Comment on morons 3 weeks ago:
👻
- Comment on A popcorn bucket with 3 holes, to share with friends 3 weeks ago:
I’d ride me so hard
- Comment on Pressure vs Temp 3 weeks ago:
Ohio is a magical land. It can be whatever you don’t want it to be.
- Comment on Waterboy 3 weeks ago:
If they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs. I was also an incredible pair of legs. And tell them… tell them that I never turned down a friend. I… never turned down a stranger for that matter.
- Cassandra Peterson as Elvira
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap
- Dolly Parton as herself
Granted, those aren’t that representative of them, but they’re still both great lines 😁
- Comment on When someone brings your old comments 3 weeks ago:
Assuming that there’s a deeper meaning to a shitpost might mean that you’re a bore.
Why are you overanalyzing this? Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
- Comment on damn, must've just missed him 3 weeks ago:
I used to be an adventurer-octopus like you, but then I took a sea urchin to the tentacle.
