dessimbelackis

@dessimbelackis@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sniffin Poop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Any archaeologist will tell you the midden and the toilet are the most exciting parts of any dig

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fatty lumps⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Show me a mammal and show you it’s fatty humps lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'My personal failure was being stumped': Gabe Newell says finishing Half-Life 2: Episode 3 just to conclude the story would've been 'copping out of [Valve's] obligation to gamers'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Best sea shanty simulator of all time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨same as it ever was⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Attaboy Tholfir

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I thought it was an easy question ...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you’ll find that in actual fact “bird” is the word

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pump up the jamz⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s be real, anything by The Prodigy on a speaker that size would fucking slay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨T-Mobile, AT&T oppose unlocking rule, claim locked phones are good for users⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  War is peace.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Badgers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or split your skull with a halberd

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Badgers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dog had a bone to pick with that badger

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This man is a parody of himself⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My head canon is that this slips his mind, then he tries again, and informs the world once more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't want to call Twitter X out of spite, but calling the travesty that is X Twitter is an insult to the people that made Twitter what it was.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Read to the tune of Sk8er boi by Avril Lavigne

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dozens from UK take up Putin’s offer to ditch ‘woke’ West and move to Russia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  those poor children

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Raise Wages? No Need — McDonald’s Is Hiring Inmates Instead⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ya this is like the Nazis using forced labour for wartime factories. Sabotage is inevitable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DuckDuckGoose⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Even farming eggs and gardening vegetables as a hobby is basically a p/t job for me. I do about 25-30 hours of work per week on my property, and some of that is just groundskeeping, then I work 40 hours at a 9-5.

  But I wouldn’t trade it for anything lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most Hinged Mastodon.Social user⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  At a show I was at in Winnipeg a homeless guy came in and started harassing people. The singer jumped from the stage and took him to the ground. later in the show, the singer put on an oven mitt and grabbed like fifty sparklers and lit them all at once. Almost burned the glove to his hand but he squirmed out of it in time. Dropped it on the stage and stomped it out then got burn treatment from a drunk paramedic who was in the audience. True Winnipeg memories.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Words truly matter⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And isn’t rice pudding just grain-based yogurt?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheese board⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Your experiences are ones I would rather not have I’m sure

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Excavators studying ancient Egyptian tombs discovered that even the ultra-wealthy suffered from disease and malnutrition⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What the actual fuck? 6thC BCE is already after Romes founding, that’s a fucking hideous mistake

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is what we used to worry about in the 80s. This and global thermonuclear war.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All good man, nobody’s gonna kink shame

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give Blood or Life⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I just wanna know how she got out of that volcano

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boring ass planet⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Uranus can actually be quite fun if you know what you’re doing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blanket physics is harder to understand than Calabi-Yau Manifolds⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to see a local band named Calabi-yau. Their sound was kind of a rush-inspired math-rock. Really talented guys. Guitar player got hired by google and moved so the group kind of retired

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tell Borts I said "Hi"⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I gotta be Shamp. But you know what they say, better Shamp than Shimp.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People think onlyfans is weird⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pipe tobacco, deliver unto me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be mindful of allergies lads⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The only female m&m was green sooooo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grinchmas⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Great now the word grussy is in my head

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨really makes you think...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Big “throw yourself at the ground and miss” vibes here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Assuming a button that, every time you push it, your intelligence goes up. The obvious and sane thing to do is to push the button all day. Yes? No? Maybe? Is there something that I'm missing here?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Assuming that increasing your intelligence doesn’t give you dr. Manhattan superpowers being supremely intelligent but not all powerful or immortal seems a bit exhausting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do poor people in the states give birth without money?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What the actual fuck, and this was in 1990