I like how Appletini is farther along self hatred than rubbing alcohol is.
Ain't no one around to hate in the basement. Just me and my jug.
Submitted 7 months ago by Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Jax@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Makes me think of Scrubs
saltesc@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’m beer, wine, whiskey, and gin in that order.
Apparently I’m happy with myself and my alcohol choice comes down to how fucking dumb you cunts were that day.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Beer is way too low on both axis lol
Killing_Spark@feddit.de 7 months ago
Honestly Beer should appear just as the background
casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Bear belongs just left of appletini, and vodka with mango juice belongs where beer is.
Vodka straight? Probably a healthy hatred for self and others. Mixed with juice? Now that person knows how to live a happy ass life.
Seriously, if you’ve a bad drinking habit, vodka and mango juice. You’ll crave alcohol less, you’re hangovers will be barely noticeable and pleasant, tastes great, is better for you than beers or rum and soda. Plus people will think you’re classy AF once you’ve learned to make a bunch of simple and pleasant cocktails.
Don’t waste your time with any of that dirty shit like Smirnoff. Buy something clean like Reyka or don’t bother.
Etterra@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Beer should be differentiated; certain beer drinkers are WAY higher on the “hatred for others” axis.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 7 months ago
American pilsner is definitely higher on “hatred for others” than others.
accideath@lemmy.world 7 months ago
American beer is definitely high on the “hatred for self” scale
Cignul9@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Goddamn I hate gin… Dee you bitch!
AreaKode@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Get me a beer!
citrusface@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’m tryna get box beer
MCHEVA4EVA@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The only box beer I’ve ever seen was from rodenbach. Do any others exist?
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’ve never heard of box beer and am super curious, can you link what you’re referencing? I’m not finding anything googling “rodenbach box beer”.
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 7 months ago
I wonder why nobody’s tried fermenting hallucinogenic mushrooms and fungi into drinks
Would be hilarious to see someone try to turn that shit into an energy drink
RBWells@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Because they don’t taste good and fermented mushrooms have an off-putting texture? I like the flavor of most edible mushrooms but the psylosibe are not tasty.
Microdosing is something I’d really like to try though, it probably WOULD be a really nice energy drink, something that just opened you and woke you just a little not bash you over the head psychedelic.
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 7 months ago
You could probably juje it up with some complimenting flavors and textures,
So not a drink straight from the crop like beer or wine, but maybe a mix drink?
9point6@lemmy.world 7 months ago
They sorta tried with absinthe
Part of me assumes the active chemicals possibly get broken down during fermentation too,
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Psilocybin degrades in the presence of water and heat. It’s a pretty delicate compound. Pasteurization would destroy it from the outset and even if methods were developed to preserve its potency, it wouldn’t be psychoactive within a few days. People do make alcohol extracts of magic mushrooms that are (allegedly, haven’t done it myself) fairly shelf stable. So there may be some room to play with that. But booze and psilocybin are antagonistic so if.youre trying to trip and get drunk from the same source, you’ll either wayyyy overdo the psilocybin or get so drunk it reduces the effects of your trip
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Oh I didn’t mean mixing it into alcohol I meant developing the psilocybin as an alternative fermentative product to alcohol.
RedIce25@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“Looking over my bottle of captain morgan” ya
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Cap’n Morgan is a privateer, not a pirate.
The difference is Morgan did it officially for a country, not to ransack loot from whoever.
RedIce25@lemmy.world 7 months ago
TIL
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The darker the swill, the darker the seas you sail. Hate yourself better and fight the Kraken with your face.
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 7 months ago
ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Where does Everclear rank on this?
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Box ethanol, maybe?
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Rum featuring a pirate: a healthy dose of hatred for both self and others
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Jeez, does this person ever drink water? Might clear things up a bit.
~PSA from hydrohomies
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Based on this graph and the liquors I enjoy, I can see I hate others more than I hate myself. I already knew this dammit
db2@lemmy.world 7 months ago
HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Rocking that beer whiskey cider happy triangle
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Where do we put “wreck-the-hoose juice” / “the devil’s ribena”
m12421k@iusearchlinux.fyi 7 months ago
Where’s water in your chart?
huginn@feddit.it 7 months ago
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rockSlayer@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Water is the antithesis used to judge the alcohol
m12421k@iusearchlinux.fyi 7 months ago
Water intoxication is actually a thing! It can also be lethal. I think it might be better to avoid drinking water in general. 🤔
YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Hey, I like Appletinis and I don’t hate myself that much!
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 7 months ago
Why does the vodka container matter that much? Is there a chemical reaction that would make it poisonous?
remotelove@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
No, not poisonous. It’s the about the quantity and quality. Large quantities of the cheapest vodka you can get usually means that you are a hardcore alcoholic or you are on a serious mission to get as blasted as you possibly can in as short of a time as you can.
Not many people but large jugs of cheap vodka because they like the taste. (Some do, though.)
Etterra@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I didn’t think so but it can affect flavor and probably leech some chemicals out of plastic.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I only ever drink tequils and do not hate myself at all
Faresh@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
What does hatred for others here mean? Is it how much drinking the beverage defies social norms or is it how much alcohol the beverage contains?
StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I interpreted that as how likely you are to fight somebody while drinking that.
L3mmyW1nks@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Probably just related to famous authors with dark world views drinking Gin. Though, I’d say Absinthe should then be up there as well.
someguywithacomputer@lemmynsfw.com 7 months ago
Anhydrous reagent grade ethanol out of a maple syrup bottle: am I a joke you you?
NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It didn’t specify which side is the hatred increasing ;)
crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz 7 months ago
Where is rakija on this scale?
Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Image
I’m a juggalo at heart
9point6@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Usually we see the problem of cleaning products that look too much like food products, this is the first time I’ve seen the opposite though
nxdefiant@startrek.website 7 months ago
to be fair, it’s both.
Artyom@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Not even that cheap actually. $10/750ml is on the very low end, but it’s not actually shocking.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Alcohol is very expensive in Canada.
SpeakinTelnet@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Made in Alberta. Not surprised, just disappointed.
Revan343@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
They’ve stopped making it :(
Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 7 months ago
What the holy f*!?!
GladiusB@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That looks like antifreeze
Revan343@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Probably tastes more like isopropyl
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Badger Claw Vodka ~$8 for a 1.75L.