I like how Appletini is farther along self hatred than rubbing alcohol is.
Ain't no one around to hate in the basement. Just me and my jug.
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StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Makes me think of Scrubs
saltesc@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’m beer, wine, whiskey, and gin in that order.
Apparently I’m happy with myself and my alcohol choice comes down to how fucking dumb you cunts were that day.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Beer is way too low on both axis lol
Killing_Spark@feddit.de 4 weeks ago
Honestly Beer should appear just as the background
casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Bear belongs just left of appletini, and vodka with mango juice belongs where beer is.
Vodka straight? Probably a healthy hatred for self and others. Mixed with juice? Now that person knows how to live a happy ass life.
Seriously, if you’ve a bad drinking habit, vodka and mango juice. You’ll crave alcohol less, you’re hangovers will be barely noticeable and pleasant, tastes great, is better for you than beers or rum and soda. Plus people will think you’re classy AF once you’ve learned to make a bunch of simple and pleasant cocktails.
Don’t waste your time with any of that dirty shit like Smirnoff. Buy something clean like Reyka or don’t bother.
Etterra@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Beer should be differentiated; certain beer drinkers are WAY higher on the “hatred for others” axis.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
American pilsner is definitely higher on “hatred for others” than others.
accideath@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
American beer is definitely high on the “hatred for self” scale
Cignul9@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Goddamn I hate gin… Dee you bitch!
AreaKode@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Get me a beer!
citrusface@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’m tryna get box beer
MCHEVA4EVA@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The only box beer I’ve ever seen was from rodenbach. Do any others exist?
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’ve never heard of box beer and am super curious, can you link what you’re referencing? I’m not finding anything googling “rodenbach box beer”.
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I wonder why nobody’s tried fermenting hallucinogenic mushrooms and fungi into drinks
Would be hilarious to see someone try to turn that shit into an energy drink
RBWells@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Because they don’t taste good and fermented mushrooms have an off-putting texture? I like the flavor of most edible mushrooms but the psylosibe are not tasty.
Microdosing is something I’d really like to try though, it probably WOULD be a really nice energy drink, something that just opened you and woke you just a little not bash you over the head psychedelic.
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
You could probably juje it up with some complimenting flavors and textures,
So not a drink straight from the crop like beer or wine, but maybe a mix drink?
9point6@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
They sorta tried with absinthe
Part of me assumes the active chemicals possibly get broken down during fermentation too,
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Psilocybin degrades in the presence of water and heat. It’s a pretty delicate compound. Pasteurization would destroy it from the outset and even if methods were developed to preserve its potency, it wouldn’t be psychoactive within a few days. People do make alcohol extracts of magic mushrooms that are (allegedly, haven’t done it myself) fairly shelf stable. So there may be some room to play with that. But booze and psilocybin are antagonistic so if.youre trying to trip and get drunk from the same source, you’ll either wayyyy overdo the psilocybin or get so drunk it reduces the effects of your trip
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Oh I didn’t mean mixing it into alcohol I meant developing the psilocybin as an alternative fermentative product to alcohol.
RedIce25@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
“Looking over my bottle of captain morgan” ya
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Cap’n Morgan is a privateer, not a pirate.
The difference is Morgan did it officially for a country, not to ransack loot from whoever.
RedIce25@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
TIL
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The darker the swill, the darker the seas you sail. Hate yourself better and fight the Kraken with your face.
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Where does Everclear rank on this?
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Box ethanol, maybe?
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Rum featuring a pirate: a healthy dose of hatred for both self and others
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Jeez, does this person ever drink water? Might clear things up a bit.
~PSA from hydrohomies
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Based on this graph and the liquors I enjoy, I can see I hate others more than I hate myself. I already knew this dammit
db2@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Rocking that beer whiskey cider happy triangle
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Where do we put “wreck-the-hoose juice” / “the devil’s ribena”
m12421k@iusearchlinux.fyi 5 weeks ago
Where’s water in your chart?
huginn@feddit.it 5 weeks ago
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rockSlayer@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Water is the antithesis used to judge the alcohol
m12421k@iusearchlinux.fyi 5 weeks ago
Water intoxication is actually a thing! It can also be lethal. I think it might be better to avoid drinking water in general. 🤔
YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Hey, I like Appletinis and I don’t hate myself that much!
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 5 weeks ago
Why does the vodka container matter that much? Is there a chemical reaction that would make it poisonous?
remotelove@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
No, not poisonous. It’s the about the quantity and quality. Large quantities of the cheapest vodka you can get usually means that you are a hardcore alcoholic or you are on a serious mission to get as blasted as you possibly can in as short of a time as you can.
Not many people but large jugs of cheap vodka because they like the taste. (Some do, though.)
Etterra@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I didn’t think so but it can affect flavor and probably leech some chemicals out of plastic.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I only ever drink tequils and do not hate myself at all
Faresh@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
What does hatred for others here mean? Is it how much drinking the beverage defies social norms or is it how much alcohol the beverage contains?
StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I interpreted that as how likely you are to fight somebody while drinking that.
L3mmyW1nks@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Probably just related to famous authors with dark world views drinking Gin. Though, I’d say Absinthe should then be up there as well.
someguywithacomputer@lemmynsfw.com 4 weeks ago
Anhydrous reagent grade ethanol out of a maple syrup bottle: am I a joke you you?
NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It didn’t specify which side is the hatred increasing ;)
crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz 5 weeks ago
Where is rakija on this scale?
Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Image
I’m a juggalo at heart
9point6@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Usually we see the problem of cleaning products that look too much like food products, this is the first time I’ve seen the opposite though
nxdefiant@startrek.website 5 weeks ago
to be fair, it’s both.
Artyom@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Not even that cheap actually. $10/750ml is on the very low end, but it’s not actually shocking.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Alcohol is very expensive in Canada.
SpeakinTelnet@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Made in Alberta. Not surprised, just disappointed.
Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
They’ve stopped making it :(
Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
What the holy f*!?!
GladiusB@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
That looks like antifreeze
Revan343@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Probably tastes more like isopropyl
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Badger Claw Vodka ~$8 for a 1.75L.