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- Comment on who's tried it? what does it taste like? 5 weeks ago:
It was always referred to as diesel by the hive. Couldn’t say no at £1 a pint. Heavy shit.
- Comment on who's tried it? what does it taste like? 5 weeks ago:
I’m a humble biologist by trade. It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.
- Comment on Defund the War Machine 5 weeks ago:
Yeah because Putin absolutely didn’t invade Chechnya or Georgia and noone in Russia has ever spoken openly about invading Poland and the baltics.
Don’t be an idiot, just watch Russian telegram.
- Comment on who's tried it? what does it taste like? 5 weeks ago:
Diesel is equal parts cider and beer with a dash of blackcurrant. Turbo diesel also contains a shot of vodka.
- Comment on He does look like him 5 weeks ago:
I would do that.
- Comment on "No Atheists In Foxholes" Energy 5 weeks ago:
I’ll be doing my part to spread the flat foot genes ;)
- Comment on Defund the War Machine 5 weeks ago:
I live in a NATO country pretty close to the russian border. I’m very much of the opinion that Ukraine will become our war if we don’t arm them to the fucking molars. I don’t want to become what full scale war would make me. First thing you’re like “omg I have to flee” and before you know it your drenched in blood looking at a ritually mutilated corpse. I’ve played enough far cry to know what to expect.
- Comment on who's tried it? what does it taste like? 5 weeks ago:
Everyone knows girls jeans don’t have functional pockets.
- Comment on who's tried it? what does it taste like? 5 weeks ago:
Minge tastes vaguely of copper. Guinness also tastes quite metallic.
Gamers drink a lot of energy drinks
Diabetics secrete sugars in fluids that wouldn’t normally contain sugar.
Unwashed because beer is fermented, just like my true loves lady bits.
- Comment on who's tried it? what does it taste like? 5 weeks ago:
I mean it probably tastes like eating out an unwashed diabetic gamer girl, but I’ve probably also had worse. I’ll give it a shot and report back in a couple of days.
- Comment on ohhh 5 weeks ago:
Of course i have, and i would argue that bread and bunns are 2 seperate food categories.
- Comment on ohhh 5 weeks ago:
I do not have the patience for sourdough. My favourite bread is probably something along the lines of chleb lwowski or the Finnish hard bread Ruisreikäleipä which is rye bread with caraway seeds. It’ll fuck up your gums, but it’s really tasty.
- Comment on ohhh 5 weeks ago:
The recipes I’ve seen all use egg, milk and sugar, so I’d argue that they’re closer to cake than bread. But it looks fucking tasty and I will be making them soon.
- Comment on ohhh 5 weeks ago:
Oh I’m pitching a tent now!
- Comment on ohhh 5 weeks ago:
Mate, it doesn’t matter what form the bread takes. It’s the concept of bread which is divine.
- Comment on ohhh 5 weeks ago:
I’m not saying other cultures don’t have bread, that’d be fucking r*****d. I’m saying that bread is not as integral a part of other cultures.
- Comment on ohhh 5 weeks ago:
Ok like Indians make a lot of bread, but it tends to be various types of flat bread. Don’t get me wrong I’ll demolish a peshwari naan in about 3.76 seconds but it’s not as versatile as a good crusty loaf.
- Comment on ohhh 5 weeks ago:
I have found that Bread is a distinctly European obsession. My American partner just doesn’t get it, nor do my Asian and African friends.
It’s so satisfying to have a giant sandwich with meat veg and cheese or indeed just bread fresh from the oven dripping with butter. It’s the most versatile thing imaginable and it’s made from fucking grass!
Jesus Christ I fucking love bread!
- Comment on This Hi-Tech Bird Feeder Lets Clever Magpies Exchange Bottle Caps for Food 1 month ago:
Planning for the future! Smart!
- Comment on Ohio company to sell a ‘flamethrower-wielding robot dog’ called the Thermonator 1 month ago:
Fuck, strap a fleshlight on it stick it in a fursuit and im game.
- Comment on shrimp is bugs 1 month ago:
Crawfish are literally called mud bugs in a lot of places. I think lobsters and langoustines should also be under the bug umbrella.
- Comment on Australian prime minister labels Elon Musk ‘an arrogant billionaire who thinks he is above the law’ 1 month ago:
I liable him as that, but also “a twat”, “a gobshite”, and “Putin’s edge-lord rent boy”.
- Comment on Boston Dynamics introduces a fully electric humanoid robot that “exceeds human performance” 1 month ago:
That robot looks like a wrong’un.
- Comment on Which type of people do you love to talk with ? 2 months ago:
Unhinged people. Most people are so dull.
- Comment on What thought most keeps you up at night? 2 months ago:
Ass
- Comment on clearly aliens 2 months ago:
Exactly. I was actually thinking of that.
- Comment on clearly aliens 2 months ago:
It’s amazing what you can achieve with…slaves.
- Comment on Ain't no one around to hate in the basement. Just me and my jug. 2 months ago:
Where do we put “wreck-the-hoose juice” / “the devil’s ribena”
- Comment on Ain't no one around to hate in the basement. Just me and my jug. 2 months ago:
Captain Morgan was for the fancy parties on the fish farm. The standard was OVD
- Comment on no thanks, crystal mami 2 months ago:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dike_(geology)
TIL: mods don’t understand geology jokes.