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@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
- Comment on It's bad man 2 weeks ago:
Me except I’ll be 28 in 2 months. People constantly remind me how I’m getting closer to 30.
Like stop pls. I didn’t sign up for this whole aging thing and it sucks
- Comment on Choose a number, 1-5! 5 weeks ago:
5, obviously
- Comment on Relatable conch snails 5 weeks ago:
Thank you!
- Comment on Relatable conch snails 5 weeks ago:
I have a bunch of shit going down at work and it’s getting to me
- Comment on Relatable conch snails 5 weeks ago:
Miguel
- Comment on Find a circle that is going places 1 month ago:
The last fast food trend I took part in with friends was the grimace shake at McDonald’s. I puked so much from such a small amount…
- Comment on When I sleep in I have feature-length dreams. 1 month ago:
I also have long movie-like dreams and oftentimes they have sequels and I wake up remembering both the original and new dreams
- Comment on Trump's tariffs force laptop makers like Dell and Lenovo to halt US shipments 1 month ago:
Well fuck. I work at an MSP and we sell exclusively sell computers. 💀
- Comment on El paso 1 month ago:
I thought beware of dog signs were to cover your ass if you have an aggressive dog or to just keep people off your property.
My neighbor regularly brought her granddaughter to my yard to play and visit my dogs without my consent and didn’t stop when I asked her to. I got a beware of dog sign and she got the hint. My dogs aren’t aggressive or anything. I just don’t want her to sue me if her granddaughter gets hurt on my property.
- Comment on Get that Musky Grindset going 1 month ago:
In a situation like this, can you take the money but still tell people anyway without getting in trouble yourself?
- Comment on Hamster 2 months ago:
I thought the hamster was going to have been dead the whole time
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I’ve been here since the reddit blackout and Nicole just ignored me until now lmao
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Hell yeah!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Got my first Nicole today. Made me kinda happy ngl lmao
- Comment on I'm a provider 2 months ago:
mommy kayaks
- Comment on I'm a provider 2 months ago:
I am more than happy to provide, my child.
- Comment on I'm a provider 2 months ago:
I wake up and almost immediately start shitposting to my group chats. I have a quota to meet.
- Comment on That explains a lot 2 months ago:
Disappointed beyond measure. :(
- Comment on That explains a lot 2 months ago:
If you can’t grow your own black holes, store-bought is fine.
- Comment on Trump Paralyzes the U.S. Wind Power Industry | The president, who despises wind turbines, has paused federal permits and leasing for such projects, putting company plans in limbo 3 months ago:
Afaik, my supplier is one that isn’t used by many in my area. Hopefully it stays that way. I live in a very red area and most people are against green energy.
- Comment on Trump Paralyzes the U.S. Wind Power Industry | The president, who despises wind turbines, has paused federal permits and leasing for such projects, putting company plans in limbo 3 months ago:
Oh okay. Not as upset now lol.
- Comment on Trump Paralyzes the U.S. Wind Power Industry | The president, who despises wind turbines, has paused federal permits and leasing for such projects, putting company plans in limbo 3 months ago:
My electric supplier uses exclusively wind for the plan I signed up for… How fucked am I?
- Comment on People never understand the sacrifices I make for them. 3 months ago:
I work at an MSP and I have calls like this twice a month. I hate it
- Comment on HP adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support calls 3 months ago:
I was being paid for it and the client I was doing work was paying for it, so I just played video games while on hold and my bosses praised me for being so dedicated lmao.
- Comment on HP adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support calls 3 months ago:
Spent 9 hours on the phone with Microsoft one day for a work thing. 5 of those were me on hold. Thank God I was wfh that day lmao
- Comment on Do most people still use computers, or do people only use a smartphone as their main/only device? 3 months ago:
I use computers at work. Outside of work I use my phone, my Steamdeck, and my PS5 for my needs/entertainment. After fixing and working on computers all day, I don’t wanna even see another computer after I leave the office. So I just don’t own one. I borrow my grandma’s laptop if I absolutely need to use a computer outside of work lol.
- Comment on I'm tired boss 3 months ago:
Replace kids with pets and add handling multiple chronic illnesses and it’s my life.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Same. Like, I can totally be his lesbian friend. He can be my older man friend. We can be partners in crime
- Comment on I *need* to learn how seahorses mate at 3am 3 months ago:
9 pm: I say good night to my friends and say I’m going to bed.
11:30 pm: send all of my friends the weirdest memes
- Comment on Anonymous: Trump is making America weaker and we’ll exploit it - News Cafe 3 months ago:
I wanna see some more fax spamming.