LaunchesKayaks
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
- Comment on it's true! 8 hours ago:
Right?? Like this neighbor seemed pretty damn cool until he pulled that shit. He lost a bunch of weight and he suddenly became the biggest dickhead on the planet…🙄
- Comment on it's true! 8 hours ago:
It really was. I had to pay my usual grass guy the price of a full cut to finish it, too. Apparently making the drive to my place for less isn’t worth it for him, which I totally understand. I could not afford a full cut on my own, so I had to borrow money from my mom. My usual grass guy is really great and he uses my yard to teach his kids yard work, so my mom didn’t mind helping me out.
Still super bummed about the wildlife needing food though. It’s super illegal to actively feed the wildlife where I live, so I can’t really provide for them.
- Comment on it's true! 1 day ago:
I was purposefully allowing my grass to grow because my area is in a severe drought and the herbivorous wildlife (groundhogs, rabbits, and deer) have slim pickings right now and they started coming onto my property to eat. I even leave the gates open to the fenced part when I’m not home so the critters can get in easier.
The other day my neighbor mowed half my yard without my consent because he saw a garter snake cross the road and go into my yard. I was, and still am, so pissed. He cut the grass down to the dirt. He didn’t even tell me after the fact. I had to go door to door asking my neighbors if they knew who tf touched my yard while I was out and about. My neighbor admitted to it when I got to his place to ask and had the audacity to get shitty with me about letting my grass grow.
- Comment on Powerhouse of the Dog 1 day ago:
Powerhouse of my freezer
- Comment on Powerhouse of the Dog 1 day ago:
Omg tysm
- Comment on Powerhouse of the Dog 1 day ago:
Lmao I’m so bad at shitposting
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- Comment on Big Brother just got an upgrade. Starting December, Amazon’s Ring cameras will scan and recognize faces. Don’t want to be in their database? Too bad — walk past a Ring and your face can be stored... 3 days ago:
My parents have one of these. 💀
Guess I’ll be going into their place through the garage lmao
- Comment on Dangerous crow 4 days ago:
I was in a really bad place mentally a while back and almost got bangs. My hairdresser talked me out of it.
- Comment on Steam Autumn Sale 2025 Has Begun 1 week ago:
That’s reassuring! The first one has to be my fave game. I’m replaying the first one and my love for it has only intensified. I can’t play for long rn, though. I’ve been anxious lately and can only handle so much of the spooky scary stuff lol.
I’m so excited to play the second. If it’s as good as you say it is, a third game would be awesome if they put the same amount of effort into it
- Comment on Steam Autumn Sale 2025 Has Begun 1 week ago:
Ah I see. Hopefully I enjoy the sequel. I’m replaying the first one before I start the second
- Comment on Steam Autumn Sale 2025 Has Begun 1 week ago:
Wait it’s bad?
- Comment on Steam Autumn Sale 2025 Has Begun 1 week ago:
Got both Hellblade games for $26 last night. I didn’t even know a sequel came out until yesterday.
- Comment on Funniest Exhibit at the Smithsonian 2 weeks ago:
There are some fossils that were actually casts of the real thing because the actual fossils were too fragile for display
- Comment on Funniest Exhibit at the Smithsonian 2 weeks ago:
Right? There were a lot of exhibits that promoted touching. I think it was for kids mostly because they were all lower to the ground.
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- Comment on How many hands long do they get? 2 weeks ago:
Shout-out to horses. They’re measured in hands (4 inches) but ONLY up to their shoulder. The neck, head, and ears don’t count towards their height.
- Comment on Entering hyperspace 3 weeks ago:
POTS got me like
- Comment on No I'm really not sorry. George Floyd was a father too, and before old Charlie had his personal turning point he called him a scumbag. 3 weeks ago:
Fuck this is a good one
- Comment on Can anyone identify this colony formation? 4 weeks ago:
If you’re going to hell for that joke, then a LOT of others are going with you. Me included. Keep joking about it. It ain’t illegal to make fun of a dead nazi
- Comment on Can anyone identify this colony formation? 4 weeks ago:
Same. I don’t have enough in my meme archive to try to resurrect it
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
I can’t believe he was only 31. Like he didn’t seem that young at all to me
- Comment on Aged like milk 4 weeks ago:
Not quite old enough to form memories.
- Comment on Save the day 4 weeks ago:
Behold dog
- Comment on Well, shit. 4 weeks ago:
Nah. It was totally a virus attack.
- Comment on I just ate a little bag of popcorn without getting any bits stuck in my teeth/throat. ask me anything 5 weeks ago:
How does it feel to have offended God?
- Comment on Frick 5 weeks ago:
Aw hell yeah. I love me some spoders
- Comment on LPT: Go get a shot, now. 1 month ago:
Oh awesome. Hopefully they don’t ban vaccines for that list. Last time I had a simple cold I was almost hospitalized…
- Comment on The entire Social Security database was uploaded on a random cloud server, Whistle-Blower Says 1 month ago:
- Comment on LPT: Go get a shot, now. 1 month ago:
I don’t have the means to completely leave. I wish I did
