My daughter calls me Daddio.
It’s pretty fucking awesome.
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My daughter calls me Daddio.
It’s pretty fucking awesome.
Sounds like she is one cool cat.
It’s only cool if you look like that guy from the Iron Giant.
Hopefully you’ve given her a proper hat and a pack of cigs because she’s so cool
Slide me some skin daddio
sus
I like Pops
My kids already call me bruh.
bruh
Alabama?
Same
My daughter hit me with “bro” tonight. She’s 8.
I do not get the sexualisation of daddy. It just feels pedo and cringy to me. if I was having sex with someone and they called me daddy I'd probably immediately go soft
I get soft even if it just pops up in a title when looking at porn. It’s just deeply off-putting.
Just you wait until you meet people with mommy issues. THOSE you wanna avoid
I just feel bad. Those with daddy issues get way less hate than those with mommy issues.
Yeah as someone who is into mom bods I hear enough horror stories to be very grateful I don’t have to deal with them
My partner calls me daddy and she’s older yhan me, so… what does that make me???
you’re the baby daddy.
I don’t judge, more power to you.
I do not get the sexualisation of daddy. It just feels pedo and cringy to me
I mean… it’s pretty common for people to call romantic partners “baby”, I don’t see how that’s different
Yeah I think that's a bit weird as well tbh
I’ve been in this exact situation. Went soft immediately and we had to have a talk about it.
I’m probably soft right now as I write this
I’m soft but by the end of this sentence I’m hard. Now I’m soft again. Weird.
Sounds lame as hell, it’s awesome
You can do "Pa". It's objectively impossible to sexualize "Pa". You could try, but it'd immediately nuke the mood from orbit.
Ok papi
Note that Pa and papi are very much not the same.
You can totally sexualize "papi". It's hard not to, honestly. Pa, though? Well, check out the rest of these replies and tell me if they sound like flirty sexy times or like they're trying to warn me that we forgot to bring the sheep back in for the night.
You sure about that pa?
Pa~ 🥰😉😩💦
Bonus: you’ll sound like the kid from Outlaw Josey Wales. “I got the gold right here Pa. The gold me an’ Josey robbed from the bank, Pa.”
Yes but but but pa pi
Y’all watch too much porn. Touch grass.
Can I touch ass or gas instead? I’ve been told those three things are of equal value.
“bruh or some shit” is a pretty long name.
Use the acronym: BOSS
They shortened it to just "shit."
It might take a while to get all the syllables, and I fully expect them to get ‘mama’ first, but I’m gonna aim for ‘destroyer of worlds’.
Aa shitposting, this is hilarious. Given some comments though… It’s funny. People think this is a new thing. It’s just more in your face due to ubiquitous network we live in today. It has always been thus. Or did you think kinks just started after the Internet?
Steam powered, dildo machines were a thing…
Steam, huh, is this some weird Half Life 3 confirmed post? ;)
Well, the little guy does love the whole steampunk thing…
Sacher-Masoch (of “masochism” fame was born in 1836, de Sade (of “sadism” fame) in 1740. So it’s probably not a new thing, no.
That’s sad that sadists were walking around for almost a century where no one wanted to put up with their shit
Tbh I’m pretty sure the Internet just made us hyper fixate on sex.
Tell Dad jokes and all you get it “bruh”.
Sometimes my mom says I’m a good girl when I help her out and it kinda icks me out <.<; I’m like “uuucchh you’re my mom, not my dom! Stop calling me that!” but I don’t wanna actually say that to her because that seems like it’ll just make the matter even more awkward.
Anyway, hi , Lemmy Shitpost, how are you :D 😅🤣
you’re my mom, not my dom
This is such a great line but also super niche in situations where it’s appropriate. I think you gotta take the opportunity to drop it next time it appears… you have no choice
super niche
Imean… One would expect, no?!
you have no choice
You’re not even my mom! Nyeh-nyeh! :P (See, it’s funny because it implies that dom > mom > rando … but I’d never listen to Mom harharharharhar I should really have a nap.)
“You’re my mom not my dom”
Great now I’m dreading the day I hear this said to my gf from her kid
I henceforth refer to you as some shit
Ain't that some shit
This couple I used to know scolded their 13 year old daughter at the dinner table for calling them “bruh”. The dad was like, “I’m not your bro, I’m your dad.”
Thank goodness it’s not sexualized in my language
You will be the father, they will be the son, and mom will be the Holy ghost.
porn music starts
Forgive me father for I have sinned
Bringing “Sire” back
that guy needs to stop watching so much porn
My kids call me bruh and I'm their mom, so, eh.
Pastor boys in shambles
Time to turn to tradition. Herr Papa (Mister Dad) it shall be.
Stop watching that step-family porn might help.
Feels even weirder to proactively kink shame your own daughter tbh.
I’ve always been partial to “pop” though “pops” is an ageist slur
In our family kids call their parents by their name 🤷
Father/Mother is just too formal for casual conversation though. Those two terms are already connotated with formality, and having your relationship with your kids feel casual is important to me at least.
English isnt my mother language, so, hah! i just wont raise my kids in english, quick solution
Just have her call you daddy in a different language
They won’t. Welcome to the daily 'nam flashbacks.
I detest the phrase "daddy"!!!
Oh, and 'bruh' is a whole different genre of porn you aren't ready for.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
“Bruh, can you tuck me in?” 😂
einlander@lemmy.world 11 months ago
A bruh, can I get a goodnight kiss?