Ddhuud

@Ddhuud@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Betrayal⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree with Lilly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most legible scottish person⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I’m having a stroke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fun facts with Skeletor⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  4277 gallons are 1094912 tablespoons, divided by 547500 you get 1.99984. So each sausage has almost 2 tablespoons of juice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My children will refer to me as father.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Like… Sexually?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's surprisingly easy to mix up a couple of coordinates⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Repeat after me… Transporter “malfunction”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fishing⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know the name, but it tastes like ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re paid by the hour.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's hard to believe⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I misread

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's hard to believe⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That is true. As far as I know,Nobody lives on my phone screen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We never see the moon's turtle though 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What happened to the next turtle? Did the turtle jumped for the photo?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨De omnibus dubitandum⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ipso facto: immediately

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The tattoo artist knew exactly how to capture those curves⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Took me enough

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why??⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re going to fold the paper, at least have the decency of pushing a pen through. The way Hollywood intended.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have a logic joke, and it is inductively defined as follows:⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a quantum physics joke, and I don’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Logic and Miracles⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Reverse shit and polarity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good as gold⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So… You’re rich!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Data: It is... it is groovy.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I. C. Weiner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m thicker than 7 inches. My belly and ass would be stuck. Even in glass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interior design⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It would be rude not to

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blueberry milkshakes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Most of them, yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She's Thawing!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What part of the sadomasochistic side are you on? Do you enjoy pain? or do you want to see people suffer?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s some thick blanket

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feel old yet?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  That would make today 2057. Damn! I overslept!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Over 40,000 admin portal accounts use 'admin' as a password⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I worked for an organization that was pawned by ransomware. That administered around 1500 Windows PCs. All and every one of them had an admin account that was “adminarea” and the password was “areaadmin”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't make this embarrassing faux pas when traveling abroad⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Aww shoot! My vacation is ruined!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But they don't know what baseball is?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, but in the 60 there was like 15 channels total.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨21-year-old uses AI to decode a burnt & unopened Herculaneum scroll⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The output of the IA was the picture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Diversity⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Si what is it, a race or a language?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot tip⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Boil the cabbage first, for extra fresh fart smell in your kitchen!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're basically losing money if you don't⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  They know, that’s their target audience. Desperate people.