That autism shirt goes hard where can I get one
it really do be like that
Submitted 2 months ago by Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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jade52@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Strider@lemmy.world 2 months ago
chrisstees.com/…/metallica-autism-awareness-shirt…
Here, it seems.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You been hitting the gym brother? I know you didnt muscle up like that with just calisthenics. Either way Im proud of you man, looking fit as fuck.
robocall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Looking swolt
Soleos@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Men set the craziest standards for other men, no wonder men’s mental health is in decline. Who tf can realistically achieve that look, those arms, that jaw. It’s giving me a crisis of masculinity just looking at it.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That comically oversized lollypop is giving me diabetes just to look at.
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
This. His tusk-maxxxing routine must be crazy.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I pretty much have those arms, but my jaw is closer to the lady on the left lmao
But most of all, I do NOT have his waistline. Look at that v-taper. Thin in the middle, wide lats. I’d have to lose a good 40 KG to achieve that and the average man probably could not achieve that at all without years of working out because it’s pretty hard to get lats that wide.
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 months ago
And the beanie and lollypop?
ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How i look in my summer outfit
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Got them thangs thangin dude
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
you got some nice titties. bit hairy for my taste, but still.
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Men should get to wear pretty sundresses too.
I don’t even mean in a femboy sense (though that’s great too). Gimme beefcakes and bears in sundresses, damnit.
sakuraba@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
this guy gets it
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
I’m actually a woman, who is thirsty for a utopian future in which men of all sorts wear pretty sundresses. I have heard plenty of guys say they wish that it were socially acceptable to wear them though (and whilst I’m very much an advocate of “fuck what everyone else thinks, wear what makes you happy”, dressing in a gender non-conforming manner can be actively dangerous, which is depressing for so many reasons)
wookiepedia@lemmy.world 2 months ago
May I introduce you to the kilt? It changed my life. Stylish, shows off my legs, and the gentlemen approve of the airflow during the searing 10 months of Texas summer.
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Whilst I appreciate your suggestion, I’m actually a women who loves the many pleasures of skirts and dresses (including but not limited to: easy access for sex; hiding objects in secret petticoat pockets; placing my skirt over the AC unit during a heat wave).
I wonder if I should have mentioned in my comment that I’m a woman, because if I read it as if it’s from a man’s perspective, then it does give a “damn, I wish it were socially acceptable for me, a man, to wear a dress”.
But no, the angle of my comment was that I would go absolutely fucking feral for men in sundresses. (aside from being queer enough that I don’t care about gender norms much, and actively find it attractive to see people dressing in subversive ways, I am also recalling a random gif I saw way back that involved two muscular dudes wearing sundresses for a joke and deciding “actually, we look and feel hot as hell in these”. That gif changed me, man.)
SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 2 months ago
Compares dressing for presentation vs dressing for comfort
“Lol genders amirite”
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 months ago
WORK WORK
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 months ago
SOMTING ME DOIN?
microcapybara@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Zug zug!
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Bruh I just put on that is clean and doesn’t have holes.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
and doesn’t have holes.
We have to pay attention to that as well?
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
men and women dressing differently is pointless
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
it’s that time of the year again to get railed in a sundress
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
You know, this comment was actually pretty inspiring for me. I only own one sundress, and it’s been sitting in my “to be repaired” bag for way too long. However, I am spending this weekend with a partner, and so I am suddenly motivated to repair that damn dress.
1984@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Mmm no.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And learn to shave down below! God damn, nobody wants to see those hairy toes, you freak’n hobbit.
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
@halflingsofonlyfans would be too differ.
islandcoda42@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
There was a mafia Don interview I saw and they asked him the #1 rule of being a mafioso. He said “never wear shorts, no one will take you seriously”😂I think about that every time I wear shorts
sakuraba@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
one of my worst days was when I was told I could not wear shorts to an internship
my brother in cheesus we are in the middle of the summer reaching 50 degrees celsius (120 for burger metrics) LET ME HAVE MY SHORTS
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I’m not a mafia boss, I wear shorts all summer (March/April through October or so) Office, doctor’s appointment, whatever. It’s shorts for me.
I used to joke that one day I’m going to walk into the Mercedes dealership wearing shorts and ask them to test drive a brand new S-Class, but my priorities have changed somewhat in the meantime so I don’t think I’ll be doing that. Not such a huge fan of their newest interiors anyway.
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 months ago
That shirt does go hard.
minorkeys@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh look, another message that men are ugly and childish.
ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 2 months ago
Or, get this, the poster is a guy who genuinely feels like this.
I can’t deny that I (as a guy) have often wondered what women see in us, because to me the vast majority of men are poorly dressed on top of looking like we don’t take care of ourselves.
StillAlive@piefed.world 2 months ago
Us? Don’t drag me in with you.
I’m straight up invisible to women.
minorkeys@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Internalized self hatred doesn’t make it better.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Godeem
wieson@feddit.org 2 months ago
Clothing is not an inherent quality. One can change them.
minorkeys@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But being an orc is forever.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
And somehow these exact two people have been together for 5 years. Life is beautiful.
brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
My wife and I are both the one on the right XD
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah this may as well be any photo of me and my wife during warm weather
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I will argue to the moon and back this is an issue of guys genuinely not having any good options at the store
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I completely agree. I mostly end up wearing band t-shirts now because my preferred style (long sleeved button downs with cool looking fabrics, rolled up sleeves - no, short sleeved button down shirts do not work they look goofy and are cut to a very different pattern. They aren’t sleek enough yes I know I’m fat and not sleek I don’t care) only comes in stupid plaid and stupider plaid. Fortunately I can get away with a sports coat over that since my current day job is musician.
cattywampas@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What are you looking for that you’ve been unable to find?
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 2 months ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The stuff I have been looking for is available at Nordstrom for like 300/shirt. Or 700/jacket I have this jacket I have been lusting over for A While Now. I have to wait for it to hit The Rack and then their discount rack and hope no one has bought the cool looking shit.
Ruusunmarja@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
The left image is also what I strive to look like in summer :3
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I think this applies the most to the average American man rather than the men of the rest of the world.
Fortatech@gregtech.eu 2 months ago
I actually saw that shirt in the wild once
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Dandy wear vs. comfortable
Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Autistic women are, once again, invisible.
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 2 months ago
That dude looks fucking amazing.
Ive seen a sun dress before and a girl in nice photos. girls take lots of pics for the internet these days 4 insta and Facebook. Yawn.
But a zug bug is truly beautiful and glorious.
heiligerbimbam@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
Its a Tool Shirt… but… yeah, nailed it.
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
NGL, that kind of lollipop doesn’t taste that great, and they’re messy. I mean if offered one I’d still take one because im a sugar addict, but still.
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah I feel like when it comes to summer dress for guys it’s basically the shorts & t-shirt outfit accurately depicted in the meme, topless if you’re got the body/don’t-give-a-fuck, or white cotton shirt and trousers that make you look somewhere between wannabe boyband member and British pink-skinned colonist on a gap year.
If people have sensible options outside of that (man-kini does not count) please let us know below.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Summer outfit is just winter outfit minus hoodie.
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What should we be wearing?
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Don’t forget the men with shorts wearing high socks in sneakers, sandals, or even worse, slippers. You don’t wear visible socks with shorts.
I’m happy to be a man being attracted to women, I wouldn’t want to be a woman having to be attracted to a gender dressing so badly (yes I mean just women, as men being attracted to men don’t dress poorly).
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We can’t both care about the same things, and we don’t, by and large. But for those who do, there’s always Zara, lol. Get yourself a nice linen shirt and some Chino shorts, idk. 👍
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
My summer and winter clothes are exactly the same. Earthen tone pants, t-shirt, boots, and a Czech army field jacket. The field jacket much like my shirts have a video game and vaguely weeb bias. I burn hot in winter and burn under the sun in summer.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nope. Jeans, light button down, good color seersucker blazer. I think it’s seersucker I just got it out of the closet I’m not getting back up right now. Iconic hat if I’m going out out.
I’m fancy though
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
There’s no law saying guys can’t wear sundresses too
red_tomato@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There’s no law saying women can’t wear propeller caps either
CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
We could make Sundress and Propeller Hat the standard summer outfit, but we have failed as a society.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There is however a law against pitching a tent on someone else’s land, and the act of doing so does become more noticeable, maybe even more frequent, when men are walking around wearing dresses.
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Skill issue, get good scrub
MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 2 months ago
Cargo shorts are sexier though.
DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yet
djdarren@piefed.social 2 months ago
Sundresses are wicked lovely to wear. I can heartily recommend it to any guys who are worried about doing so.