NGL, that kind of lollipop doesn’t taste that great, and they’re messy. I mean if offered one I’d still take one because im a sugar addict, but still.
it really do be like that
Submitted 16 hours ago by Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Etterra@discuss.online 22 minutes ago
gray@lemmy.ml 24 minutes ago
Orcs are low-key hot
Fortatech@gregtech.eu 1 hour ago
I actually saw that shirt in the wild once
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 1 hour ago
That dude looks fucking amazing.
Ive seen a sun dress before and a girl in nice photos. girls take lots of pics for the internet these days 4 insta and Facebook. Yawn.
But a zug bug is truly beautiful and glorious.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
Dandy wear vs. comfortable
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 16 hours ago
There’s no law saying guys can’t wear sundresses too
red_tomato@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
There’s no law saying women can’t wear propeller caps either
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
There is however a law against pitching a tent on someone else’s land, and the act of doing so does become more noticeable, maybe even more frequent, when men are walking around wearing dresses.
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 15 hours ago
Skill issue, get good scrub
MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 16 hours ago
Cargo shorts are sexier though.
islandcoda42@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
There was a mafia Don interview I saw and they asked him the #1 rule of being a mafioso. He said “never wear shorts, no one will take you seriously”😂I think about that every time I wear shorts
SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 7 hours ago
Compares dressing for presentation vs dressing for comfort
“Lol genders amirite”
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
And somehow these exact two people have been together for 5 years. Life is beautiful.
brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 minutes ago
My wife and I are both the one on the right XD
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I think this applies the most to the average American man rather than the men of the rest of the world.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
Makes me sad that men outside of the states don’t feel comfortable enough in their bodies to dress like an ogre
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
we wear ogre chic
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 6 hours ago
That shirt does go hard.
jade52@lemmy.ca 15 hours ago
That autism shirt goes hard where can I get one
Strider@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
chrisstees.com/…/metallica-autism-awareness-shirt…
Here, it seems.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
You been hitting the gym brother? I know you didnt muscle up like that with just calisthenics. Either way Im proud of you man, looking fit as fuck.
robocall@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Looking swolt
ekZepp@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
How i look in my summer outfit
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Got them thangs thangin dude
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
you got some nice titties. bit hairy for my taste, but still.
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 10 hours ago
Bruh I just put on that is clean and doesn’t have holes.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 54 minutes ago
and doesn’t have holes.
We have to pay attention to that as well?
minorkeys@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Oh look, another message that men are ugly and childish.
ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 10 hours ago
Or, get this, the poster is a guy who genuinely feels like this.
I can’t deny that I (as a guy) have often wondered what women see in us, because to me the vast majority of men are poorly dressed on top of looking like we don’t take care of ourselves.
StillAlive@piefed.world 8 hours ago
Us? Don’t drag me in with you.
I’m straight up invisible to women.
minorkeys@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Internalized self hatred doesn’t make it better.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Godeem
wieson@feddit.org 9 hours ago
Clothing is not an inherent quality. One can change them.
minorkeys@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
But being an orc is forever.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
Don’t forget the men with shorts wearing high socks in sneakers, sandals, or even worse, slippers. You don’t wear visible socks with shorts.
I’m happy to be a man being attracted to women, I wouldn’t want to be a woman having to be attracted to a gender dressing so badly (yes I mean just women, as men being attracted to men don’t dress poorly).
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 45 minutes ago
I don’t like how the shoe feels on my heel without at least quarter length socks. I’m dressing for comfort, not fashion!
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 51 minutes ago
as men being attracted to men don’t dress poorly
You are very wrong
Janx@piefed.social 5 hours ago
What are you talking about!? Those aren’t cargo shorts…
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
My summer and winter clothes are exactly the same. Earthen tone pants, t-shirt, boots, and a Czech army field jacket. The field jacket much like my shirts have a video game and vaguely weeb bias. I burn hot in winter and burn under the sun in summer.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Nope. Jeans, light button down, good color seersucker blazer. I think it’s seersucker I just got it out of the closet I’m not getting back up right now. Iconic hat if I’m going out out.
I’m fancy though
heiligerbimbam@lemmy.wtf 12 hours ago
Its a Tool Shirt… but… yeah, nailed it.
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
I will argue to the moon and back this is an issue of guys genuinely not having any good options at the store
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I completely agree. I mostly end up wearing band t-shirts now because my preferred style (long sleeved button downs with cool looking fabrics, rolled up sleeves - no, short sleeved button down shirts do not work they look goofy and are cut to a very different pattern. They aren’t sleek enough yes I know I’m fat and not sleek I don’t care) only comes in stupid plaid and stupider plaid. Fortunately I can get away with a sports coat over that since my current day job is musician.
Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 8 hours ago
Just for clarification, i don’t really care about fashion, i prefer comfort and efficiency and bulk buying oversized t-shirts and sweatpants, shorts for summer, seem to be the absolute best for that purpose.
But, we do have the entire world at our fingertips. No need to be limited to whatever your local store offers.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
but i must feel the fabric and inspect the stitching, like my mother and her mother before her
cattywampas@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
What are you looking for that you’ve been unable to find?
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 13 hours ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
The stuff I have been looking for is available at Nordstrom for like 300/shirt. Or 700/jacket I have this jacket I have been lusting over for A While Now. I have to wait for it to hit The Rack and then their discount rack and hope no one has bought the cool looking shit.
wieson@feddit.org 8 hours ago
Maybe in the USA. Guys don’t run around like that here.
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 hours ago
Mmm, ehhhh, uhhhh, ahhh, I mean yeah, pretty much. I want more options and they can be pretty hard to find unless you really know where to look.
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Yeah I feel like when it comes to summer dress for guys it’s basically the shorts & t-shirt outfit accurately depicted in the meme, topless if you’re got the body/don’t-give-a-fuck, or white cotton shirt and trousers that make you look somewhere between wannabe boyband member and British pink-skinned colonist on a gap year.
If people have sensible options outside of that (man-kini does not count) please let us know below.
FrChazzz@lemmus.org 10 hours ago
or white cotton shirt and trousers that make you look somewhere between wannabe boyband member and British pink-skinned colonist on a gap year
This made me lol
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
if i’m going in my swimmies i’m either putting on a speedo or going Napoleon style
jeffep@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
How about an organic cotton mankini?
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Linen and simple cuts
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Summer outfit is just winter outfit minus hoodie.
jeffep@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Winter is just summer minus temperature
PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
1/T = ∂S/∂U
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 hours ago
an WC3 peon.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 hours ago
Zug, zug.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
We can’t both care about the same things, and we don’t, by and large. But for those who do, there’s always Zara, lol. Get yourself a nice linen shirt and some Chino shorts, idk. 👍
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 hours ago
I feel personally attacked.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Like, dance fight or kiss fight?
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
I think that’s the idea.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 45 minutes ago
WORK WORK
ICastFist@programming.dev 27 minutes ago
SOMTING ME DOIN?