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it really do be like that

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There’s no law saying guys can’t wear sundresses too

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    • red_tomato@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There’s no law saying women can’t wear propeller caps either

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      • CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        We could make Sundress and Propeller Hat the standard summer outfit, but we have failed as a society.

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    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There is however a law against pitching a tent on someone else’s land, and the act of doing so does become more noticeable, maybe even more frequent, when men are walking around wearing dresses.

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      • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Skill issue, get good scrub

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    • MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Cargo shorts are sexier though.

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    • DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yet

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    • djdarren@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sundresses are wicked lovely to wear. I can heartily recommend it to any guys who are worried about doing so.

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  • jade52@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That autism shirt goes hard where can I get one

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    • Strider@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      chrisstees.com/…/metallica-autism-awareness-shirt…

      Here, it seems.

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  • Soleos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Men set the craziest standards for other men, no wonder men’s mental health is in decline. Who tf can realistically achieve that look, those arms, that jaw. It’s giving me a crisis of masculinity just looking at it.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That comically oversized lollypop is giving me diabetes just to look at.

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    • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This. His tusk-maxxxing routine must be crazy.

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    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I pretty much have those arms, but my jaw is closer to the lady on the left lmao

      But most of all, I do NOT have his waistline. Look at that v-taper. Thin in the middle, wide lats. I’d have to lose a good 40 KG to achieve that and the average man probably could not achieve that at all without years of working out because it’s pretty hard to get lats that wide.

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    • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And the beanie and lollypop?

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  • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You been hitting the gym brother? I know you didnt muscle up like that with just calisthenics. Either way Im proud of you man, looking fit as fuck.

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    • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Looking swolt

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  • ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How i look in my summer outfit

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Got them thangs thangin dude

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      you got some nice titties. bit hairy for my taste, but still.

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  • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Men should get to wear pretty sundresses too.

    I don’t even mean in a femboy sense (though that’s great too). Gimme beefcakes and bears in sundresses, damnit.

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    • sakuraba@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      this guy gets it

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      • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m actually a woman, who is thirsty for a utopian future in which men of all sorts wear pretty sundresses. I have heard plenty of guys say they wish that it were socially acceptable to wear them though (and whilst I’m very much an advocate of “fuck what everyone else thinks, wear what makes you happy”, dressing in a gender non-conforming manner can be actively dangerous, which is depressing for so many reasons)

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    • wookiepedia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      May I introduce you to the kilt? It changed my life. Stylish, shows off my legs, and the gentlemen approve of the airflow during the searing 10 months of Texas summer.

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      • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Whilst I appreciate your suggestion, I’m actually a women who loves the many pleasures of skirts and dresses (including but not limited to: easy access for sex; hiding objects in secret petticoat pockets; placing my skirt over the AC unit during a heat wave).

        I wonder if I should have mentioned in my comment that I’m a woman, because if I read it as if it’s from a man’s perspective, then it does give a “damn, I wish it were socially acceptable for me, a man, to wear a dress”.

        But no, the angle of my comment was that I would go absolutely fucking feral for men in sundresses. (aside from being queer enough that I don’t care about gender norms much, and actively find it attractive to see people dressing in subversive ways, I am also recalling a random gif I saw way back that involved two muscular dudes wearing sundresses for a joke and deciding “actually, we look and feel hot as hell in these”. That gif changed me, man.)

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  • SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Compares dressing for presentation vs dressing for comfort

    “Lol genders amirite”

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  • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    WORK WORK

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      SOMTING ME DOIN?

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      • microcapybara@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Zug zug!

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  • Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bruh I just put on that is clean and doesn’t have holes.

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    • jeffep@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “just”

      lol fashionista

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      • Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Tbh I don’t anything about fashion.

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    • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      and doesn’t have holes.

      We have to pay attention to that as well?

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  • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    men and women dressing differently is pointless

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    • v4ld1z@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      it’s that time of the year again to get railed in a sundress

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      • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You know, this comment was actually pretty inspiring for me. I only own one sundress, and it’s been sitting in my “to be repaired” bag for way too long. However, I am spending this weekend with a partner, and so I am suddenly motivated to repair that damn dress.

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    • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Mmm no.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And learn to shave down below! God damn, nobody wants to see those hairy toes, you freak’n hobbit.

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      • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        @halflingsofonlyfans would be too differ.

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  • islandcoda42@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There was a mafia Don interview I saw and they asked him the #1 rule of being a mafioso. He said “never wear shorts, no one will take you seriously”😂I think about that every time I wear shorts

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    • sakuraba@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      one of my worst days was when I was told I could not wear shorts to an internship

      my brother in cheesus we are in the middle of the summer reaching 50 degrees celsius (120 for burger metrics) LET ME HAVE MY SHORTS

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    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m not a mafia boss, I wear shorts all summer (March/April through October or so) Office, doctor’s appointment, whatever. It’s shorts for me.

      I used to joke that one day I’m going to walk into the Mercedes dealership wearing shorts and ask them to test drive a brand new S-Class, but my priorities have changed somewhat in the meantime so I don’t think I’ll be doing that. Not such a huge fan of their newest interiors anyway.

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  • cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That shirt does go hard.

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  • minorkeys@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh look, another message that men are ugly and childish.

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    • ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Or, get this, the poster is a guy who genuinely feels like this.

      I can’t deny that I (as a guy) have often wondered what women see in us, because to me the vast majority of men are poorly dressed on top of looking like we don’t take care of ourselves.

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      • StillAlive@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Us? Don’t drag me in with you. 

        I’m straight up invisible to women. 

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      • minorkeys@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Internalized self hatred doesn’t make it better.

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    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Godeem

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    • wieson@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Clothing is not an inherent quality. One can change them.

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      • minorkeys@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        But being an orc is forever.

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    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Literally shut the fuck up crybaby ass bitch

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      • minorkeys@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Says the crybaby ass bitch.

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  • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And somehow these exact two people have been together for 5 years. Life is beautiful.

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    • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My wife and I are both the one on the right XD

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    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah this may as well be any photo of me and my wife during warm weather

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  • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I will argue to the moon and back this is an issue of guys genuinely not having any good options at the store

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I completely agree. I mostly end up wearing band t-shirts now because my preferred style (long sleeved button downs with cool looking fabrics, rolled up sleeves - no, short sleeved button down shirts do not work they look goofy and are cut to a very different pattern. They aren’t sleek enough yes I know I’m fat and not sleek I don’t care) only comes in stupid plaid and stupider plaid. Fortunately I can get away with a sports coat over that since my current day job is musician.

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    • cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What are you looking for that you’ve been unable to find?

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      • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Image

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The stuff I have been looking for is available at Nordstrom for like 300/shirt. Or 700/jacket I have this jacket I have been lusting over for A While Now. I have to wait for it to hit The Rack and then their discount rack and hope no one has bought the cool looking shit.

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  • Ruusunmarja@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The left image is also what I strive to look like in summer :3

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think this applies the most to the average American man rather than the men of the rest of the world.

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  • Fortatech@gregtech.eu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I actually saw that shirt in the wild once

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dandy wear vs. comfortable

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  • Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Autistic women are, once again, invisible.

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  • Nomorereddit@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That dude looks fucking amazing.

    Ive seen a sun dress before and a girl in nice photos. girls take lots of pics for the internet these days 4 insta and Facebook. Yawn.

    But a zug bug is truly beautiful and glorious.

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  • heiligerbimbam@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Its a Tool Shirt… but… yeah, nailed it.

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    NGL, that kind of lollipop doesn’t taste that great, and they’re messy. I mean if offered one I’d still take one because im a sugar addict, but still.

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  • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah I feel like when it comes to summer dress for guys it’s basically the shorts & t-shirt outfit accurately depicted in the meme, topless if you’re got the body/don’t-give-a-fuck, or white cotton shirt and trousers that make you look somewhere between wannabe boyband member and British pink-skinned colonist on a gap year.

    If people have sensible options outside of that (man-kini does not count) please let us know below.

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Summer outfit is just winter outfit minus hoodie.

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  • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What should we be wearing?

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t forget the men with shorts wearing high socks in sneakers, sandals, or even worse, slippers. You don’t wear visible socks with shorts.

    I’m happy to be a man being attracted to women, I wouldn’t want to be a woman having to be attracted to a gender dressing so badly (yes I mean just women, as men being attracted to men don’t dress poorly).

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  • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We can’t both care about the same things, and we don’t, by and large. But for those who do, there’s always Zara, lol. Get yourself a nice linen shirt and some Chino shorts, idk. 👍

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  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My summer and winter clothes are exactly the same. Earthen tone pants, t-shirt, boots, and a Czech army field jacket. The field jacket much like my shirts have a video game and vaguely weeb bias. I burn hot in winter and burn under the sun in summer.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nope. Jeans, light button down, good color seersucker blazer. I think it’s seersucker I just got it out of the closet I’m not getting back up right now. Iconic hat if I’m going out out.

    I’m fancy though

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