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Construction magic

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • saimen@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I was asking myself this as there were several construction sites in my area with cranes appearing and disappearing all the time until I did catch them!

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    • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      You simply need a BIGGER crane to build the Big Crane.

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  • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean I literally saw one being taken down when we were in Santa Cruz de Tenerife. Went past a construction site it was up. Couple hours later when going back from lunch it was half taken down.

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    • coriza@lemmy.world ⁨43⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      So, what you are saying is that you didn’t see them being summoned, just that the despawn takes a couple of hours. That makes sense otherwise it would be too op.

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You weren’t supposed to see that.

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      • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yeah the distraction field around it seems to have been turned off

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  • Furbag@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ribbon cutting ceremony? Groundbreaking ceremony?

    All rituals to please the eldritch crane God, so that a suitable avatar can be summoned to the material world. Praise be.

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    • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Ia! Nyar-Cr’anethotep! The dark mother of a thousand girders!

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    not sure if it’s an urban myth.

    not the story goes that when building the Sagrada Familia, they had no idea how to remove the crane they put in the middle. so they offered that crane for free to anyone who could get it out.

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  • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    674 likes

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    • 87Six@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m struggling so hard not to be ragebaited by this

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      • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        honestly I wasn’t even trying to ragebait you I was just spitting facts bro like trust

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      • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        RAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR!!!¡

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  • organ@lemmy.zip ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How do they even build a crane without a crane? SMH

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    • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      the crane lifts itself by its bootstraps

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      • thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        This is actually somewhat true. There’s a mechanism at the top of the crane that lifts the cab and arm above the top truss and then the crane lifts a new truss to the top and works install it and lock it in place. The process repeats until the crane is the required height.

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      • Theprogressivist@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Can’t let these cranes think they’re owed a handout.

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    • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      First, they build a bigger crane

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      • SatyrSack@quokk.au ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        There’s always a bigger crane

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They’ll need a crane! They’ll need a crane!

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    • DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s cranes all the way down

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  • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    isn’t it obvious???

    They switch to creative mode and build the crane cause now they can fly. or if they have the right mod pack then they can just spawn one. We common folk don’t have the authority to switch to creative

    that’s why I want to be a construction worker when I grow up :)

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    • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fuck. I shouldn’t have rolled a hardcore character.

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  • JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So what’s it look inside?

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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      • BanMe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Love it, is there a possibility I could cause my own death by moving those joysticks wrong? Because I really need that in a job setting.

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  • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Someone named BJ Nomnom would know a lot about erecting cranes, I reckon?

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  • crozilla@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think that author name might be fake.

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    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Seems legit to me.

      bjnomnom.com

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      • crozilla@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I stand corrected.

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  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bj nomnom sounds like a porn name.

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Actually a good question they’re fucking massive

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    • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They come one section at a time by truck, and the crane cab climbs each section as they are hoisted up by the last section.

      The most dangerous time for cranes is the time between hoisting and bolting the next section on (or the reverse during disassembly).

      One fell in Manhattan a couple years ago during disassembly. wsatlaw.com/manhattan-crane-accident-new-safety-r…

      There are new procedures now after that investigation.

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  • bjorn@fedia.io ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    @The_Picard_Maneuver This would be a very good read for me; I've always wondered that as a kid.

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  • teslasaur@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    People confused that construction workers does most of their work when you are asleep.

    “How does the bread get made fresh every morning? Magic, i tell you.”

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    • BenLeMan@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, I was just gonna say it’s a kind of magic they call Being Up Early in the Morning. An mysterious skill to many including myself. 😅

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    • Denvil@lemmy.ml ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I worked construction and my hours were 6 am to 3:30 pm. I’m sure others do it differently, but in my eyes it’d be pure madness to work night shift in construction. It’s already bad enough having to deal with working on something after your coworkers and thinking “damn why did they do it this way” I can’t imagine splitting the job between two foremen too. It’d be chaos. Only reason I think it might be done would be if a project REALLY needs done quick, and it’s not a very big building, so you can’t just put more people on the same job. So you’d have to have people on it 24/7 to try and get it done asap.

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      • pishadoot@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Big, efficient companies work 24 hour jobs by having 3-4 overlapping shifts with usually at least two general foremen, often more, and a team of PMs. Skilled planners and foremen can manage the jobs, and overlapping shifts helps with continuity instead of a whistle blowing and everyone on site tags out like a wrestling match.

        These are the companies that get the biggest and most expensive contracts. They have all the equipment, they can hire the number of people they need, and they have the experience. They do massive jobs that destabilize entire areas while the work is being done and the customer/city/municipality/government is willing to pay to get it done ASAP because letting the disruption last 2-3x longer is worse than the price tag.

        Some places with harsh winters and short construction seasons also habitually work 24 hours.

        It really depends on what you’re doing and where you are. In general, small to medium sized GCs and companies for single builds will not work 24 hours. Once you start getting to big projects within an urban area or major road construction, that kind of thing, it can change.

        I will say that it’s MUCH better to do construction in natural daylight, full stop. No amount of flood lighting gives you the amount of visual acuity as the sun does for something like construction. We generally always planned to leave easier work for night shifts, not because they sucked, but because it’s just harder in most ways. More dangerous, colder, your best paid people don’t generally want to work those shifts, businesses are closed so you’ve got to deal with on call POCs which slows stuff down if there’s problems… Yeah.

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  • CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ironworkers.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Spider-Man also has this power.

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  • FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I swear to god, if this is not an real book I will be very angry…

    And gonna post about how angry I am!!!

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  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    … I need to get to a patent office

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  • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why does that book look like a chocolate bar

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