Who’s Charlie Kirk ?
Is this real life?
Submitted 1 month ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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not_me@piefed.social 1 month ago
D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
A circus act. You may have heard of him from his stage name of The Amazing Gurgling Human Foundation.
I’ve heard his act was a “once in a lifetime” show. And that it was “to die for”.
IWW4@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
HAAHAHA
“The amazing gurgling human foundation.”
cv_octavio@piefed.ca 1 month ago
What Kirk the captain of some starship thingy? I seem to recall some sort of kelvin timeline where stuff changed but I don’t recall anyone named “Charlie” being of any importance whatsoever.
Probably an Extra.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
No you’re thinking of Captain Kirk. Charlie Kirk was an NFL quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons. He played college football for Michigan State and was drafted by the Washington Redskins in 2012.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 month ago
James Tiberius Kirk would throw a chair at anyone that confused him for that racist POS
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He was the blood fountain that got put on display earlier this year
MTZ@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Your guess is as good as mine.
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
A wedding planner, his blood red chocolate fountains were to die for.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I first though this was a ST:TNG reference, ie Shaka, When the walls fell.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Conservative martyrs never work out because they’re so sociopathic and narcissistic as a group, that nobody really cares that much about anyone else, beyond the political benefit of the initial outrage. A martyr’s power is in inspiring people in the future, but conservatives don’t care enough about anyone to bother to keep their memory alive.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The author of New York Times best seller “Live Dumb, Die Young”.
KombatWombat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ligma balls
MECHAGIC@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
At least he won’t make that mistake again
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He’s turned over a hole new leaf.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
how can Charlie Kirk be racist when he’s black?
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If he was cremated, he’s black now.
bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My experience is more along grey
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Black, White, and Red All Over
llacook@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Damn!
Chef’s kiss on this one.
ronl2k@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If he was cremated, he’s black now.
You’ve obviously never seen cremated remains.
llacook@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Charlie Kirk wouldn’t fly in a plane Charlie Kirk was piloting
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I wouldn’t fly a plane if Charlie Kirk was piloting.
not because he is black. but because he’s dead.
bytesonbike@discuss.online 1 month ago
Damn DEI woke Charlie Kirk here.
superduperenigma@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Checkmate, liberals
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
that charlie kirk tweet is so funny i’m gasping for air
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
It’s just fantasy.
jahayk@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Dean Browning did it for real inquirer.com/…/dean-browning-twitter-20201110.htm…
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Sadly this fake Toilet Paper USA type stuff tends to provide cover for the heinous shit they actually say, while simultaneously obscuring the crazy things they do with the absurdity.
ronl2k@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ve always assumed that posts that began with “as a black man” were posted by a non-black person. Trying too hard, and invading their own Internet privacy at the same time.
Gonzako@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah, they have a different way of saying it. I can’t really provide because, as a white man. I ain’t been in the culture.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I’m white and was raised in the culture. I have never once heard a black person say “as a black person”.
uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide no escape from reality…
atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Mama I… just missed the boat…
SirQuack@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Put a gun against the hull
Pulled the trigger, now it’s fullPeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Put a harpoon against my leg
Pull the trigger, now it’s a peg
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
wow. he’s pretty white for a black man.
axexrx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Im choosing to believe there was at least one person who took this at face value, as admission that charley Kirk was a ‘white passing’ black man, and was racist enough to decide he was never going to listen to another word CK said because of his race.
bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But is he pretty fly?
Probably not.
Cabbage_Pout61@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Guess he asked for a 13 and they gave him a 31
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Uno dos trés, quatro cinco cinco fuck I got shot in the neck!
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He had the opposite of what MJ has
Uncle Ruckus
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Reverse vitiligo!
Rakonat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t think he’s qualified.
kamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Forget forgetting to switch accounts, he can’t even put together a complex sentence.
wischi@programming.dev 1 month ago
To be fair that’s actually really hard once you are dead.
kamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I honestly forgot that… but the screenshot is from five years ago.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No, this is Patrick.
fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
NEIN HIER IST PATRICK!
Jimjim@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Damn some people are stupid…
python@lemmy.world 1 month ago
🎉were🎉
Jimjim@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No… the ones that deserved it didnt get it
watson@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Does it have a dick I can suck?
Alive
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt here and pretend he was making a weird joke
87Six@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Having a sense of humor like that would be worse than talking to himself
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But it would be in line with his persona as a conservative influencer 😉
Digit@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
Charlie was double wigga?
ryan213@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
The dead guy??
felixwhynot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sadly seems fake
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Fake shit like this actually irritates me.
TaterTot@piefed.social 1 month ago
On one hand, I fully agree with you.
On the other, I find there to be a poetic irony to people just making shit up about him.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Man, if we can’t take posts in a shitpost community seriously, what can we take seriously?!?!
MTZ@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is a Shitposting sub though 🥴
Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lol why you subscribed to shitposts?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I know just what you need
chunes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yup, it’s not on snopes, despite them having 6 pages full of Kirk-related articles.
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Thats because this is a parody, presumably made around the time of the shooting, referancing when US senator Dean Browning did exactly this.
ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Ya him replying to the account without noticing seems impossible. Either fake or the account was hacked at some point.
OwlVurdy@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
I was looking for this thread.