Who’s Charlie Kirk ?
Is this real life?
Submitted 2 months ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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not_me@piefed.social 2 months ago
D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
A circus act. You may have heard of him from his stage name of The Amazing Gurgling Human Foundation.
I’ve heard his act was a “once in a lifetime” show. And that it was “to die for”.
IWW4@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
HAAHAHA
“The amazing gurgling human foundation.”
cv_octavio@piefed.ca 2 months ago
What Kirk the captain of some starship thingy? I seem to recall some sort of kelvin timeline where stuff changed but I don’t recall anyone named “Charlie” being of any importance whatsoever.
Probably an Extra.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
No you’re thinking of Captain Kirk. Charlie Kirk was an NFL quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons. He played college football for Michigan State and was drafted by the Washington Redskins in 2012.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 months ago
James Tiberius Kirk would throw a chair at anyone that confused him for that racist POS
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He was the blood fountain that got put on display earlier this year
MTZ@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Your guess is as good as mine.
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
A wedding planner, his blood red chocolate fountains were to die for.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I first though this was a ST:TNG reference, ie Shaka, When the walls fell.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Conservative martyrs never work out because they’re so sociopathic and narcissistic as a group, that nobody really cares that much about anyone else, beyond the political benefit of the initial outrage. A martyr’s power is in inspiring people in the future, but conservatives don’t care enough about anyone to bother to keep their memory alive.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The author of New York Times best seller “Live Dumb, Die Young”.
KombatWombat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ligma balls
MECHAGIC@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
At least he won’t make that mistake again
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He’s turned over a hole new leaf.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
how can Charlie Kirk be racist when he’s black?
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If he was cremated, he’s black now.
bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My experience is more along grey
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Black, White, and Red All Over
llacook@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Damn!
Chef’s kiss on this one.
ronl2k@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If he was cremated, he’s black now.
You’ve obviously never seen cremated remains.
llacook@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Charlie Kirk wouldn’t fly in a plane Charlie Kirk was piloting
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I wouldn’t fly a plane if Charlie Kirk was piloting.
not because he is black. but because he’s dead.
bytesonbike@discuss.online 2 months ago
Damn DEI woke Charlie Kirk here.
superduperenigma@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Checkmate, liberals
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
that charlie kirk tweet is so funny i’m gasping for air
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
It’s just fantasy.
jahayk@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Dean Browning did it for real inquirer.com/…/dean-browning-twitter-20201110.htm…
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Sadly this fake Toilet Paper USA type stuff tends to provide cover for the heinous shit they actually say, while simultaneously obscuring the crazy things they do with the absurdity.
ronl2k@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ve always assumed that posts that began with “as a black man” were posted by a non-black person. Trying too hard, and invading their own Internet privacy at the same time.
Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah, they have a different way of saying it. I can’t really provide because, as a white man. I ain’t been in the culture.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I’m white and was raised in the culture. I have never once heard a black person say “as a black person”.
uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide no escape from reality…
atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mama I… just missed the boat…
SirQuack@feddit.nl 2 months ago
Put a gun against the hull
Pulled the trigger, now it’s fullPeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Put a harpoon against my leg
Pull the trigger, now it’s a peg
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
wow. he’s pretty white for a black man.
axexrx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Im choosing to believe there was at least one person who took this at face value, as admission that charley Kirk was a ‘white passing’ black man, and was racist enough to decide he was never going to listen to another word CK said because of his race.
bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But is he pretty fly?
Probably not.
Cabbage_Pout61@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Guess he asked for a 13 and they gave him a 31
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Uno dos trés, quatro cinco cinco fuck I got shot in the neck!
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He had the opposite of what MJ has
Uncle Ruckus
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Reverse vitiligo!
Rakonat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t think he’s qualified.
kamen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Forget forgetting to switch accounts, he can’t even put together a complex sentence.
wischi@programming.dev 2 months ago
To be fair that’s actually really hard once you are dead.
kamen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I honestly forgot that… but the screenshot is from five years ago.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No, this is Patrick.
fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
NEIN HIER IST PATRICK!
Jimjim@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Damn some people are stupid…
python@lemmy.world 1 month ago
🎉were🎉
Jimjim@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No… the ones that deserved it didnt get it
watson@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Does it have a dick I can suck?
Alive
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt here and pretend he was making a weird joke
87Six@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Having a sense of humor like that would be worse than talking to himself
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But it would be in line with his persona as a conservative influencer 😉
Digit@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
Charlie was double wigga?
ryan213@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
The dead guy??
felixwhynot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sadly seems fake
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 months ago
Fake shit like this actually irritates me.
TaterTot@piefed.social 2 months ago
On one hand, I fully agree with you.
On the other, I find there to be a poetic irony to people just making shit up about him.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Man, if we can’t take posts in a shitpost community seriously, what can we take seriously?!?!
MTZ@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is a Shitposting sub though 🥴
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Lol why you subscribed to shitposts?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I know just what you need
chunes@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yup, it’s not on snopes, despite them having 6 pages full of Kirk-related articles.
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Thats because this is a parody, presumably made around the time of the shooting, referancing when US senator Dean Browning did exactly this.
ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Ya him replying to the account without noticing seems impossible. Either fake or the account was hacked at some point.
OwlVurdy@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
I was looking for this thread.