Submitted 3 weeks ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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He (after he regains full consciousness) is about to launch into the most racist, conspiracy laden tirade you have ever heard in your entire life because the nurses at the dementia ward are 37 seconds late with his third serving of jello fat free tapioca pudding.
Anyone remember the six week political news event that wrapped around Obama wearing a beige suit and how that sullied the Office of the Presidency?
I ‘member. How about that time he used Dijon mustard and the time he put his feet up on the Resolute Desk?
Was it before or after he got his Nobel peace price for war crimes?
You couldn’t miss the point more even if you tried
trump rocking the ‘blowing bill look’
Yeah he’s dreaming about Bubba whipping out that foot-long.
Murmurs: “bubba”
And drops a snowglobe.
No need to look at the obituaries, it’s gonna be on the front page
I’d like to think I’ll hear honking and cheering, but I live in a purple area, and it could go either way for some of my neighbors.
So this is what a puppet looks like when you pull your hand out… Very interesting.
They don’t put the name tags on everything in the retirement home because the residents are so important. It’s because they forget.
Living in Florida might make you think it’s normal though what with all the retirees.
If Biden is “sleepy,” then Trump is a fucking mummy.
Maybe we’ll consider electing someone who isn’t a senior citizen, next time. Three terms of the two oldest presidents in US history seems like enough.
Every president since Clinton except Obama have been born within 5 years of each other. We’ve given the same generation power for over 30 years now
Dick Van Dyke 2028!
My kids used to make this same face when they were making a poopy in their diapers.
Clearly so does POTUS
The Geriatric Donnie and his vice president, the failed Appalachian abortion.
First Biden now this, seems like it’s too much to ask for that the US president isn’t suffering from dementia
Kinda hard when you keep electing presidents over 70
Especially when it’s one term in between as well.
I liked the sundowning president that passed meaningful legislation, didn’t consider half of Americans to be America’s enemies, had no felonies, and didn’t fuck kids.
But yeah, we need younger presidents.
He was no better than Trump in supporting the Gaza genocide though, war criminal like any other US president, he genuinely believed Israel are the good guys and that’s unforgivable
“And put a sign so everyone knows that I am the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. I want there to be NO confusion.”
Gotta have it on your hat and shirt, too
You’re not supposed to wear a band shirt to the band’s show, and you’re really not supposed to wear a band shirt to the band’s show when you’re in the fucking band. Absolutely reeks of desperation.
Or how about this “Please be patient, I’m the president of the United States”?
It's like being at home with dad, only dad doesn't have nuclear capabilities at his disposal
For a second I thought he was having a stroke and got excited
Remember when he was straight up having a stroke on live television back on 9/11 and nobody ever fucking talked about it? Biden’s well documented stutter that he’s had his whole life would pop up and every single media outlet questioned his mental faculties for the next week. Trump is in public looking like this and it’s just crickets:
man…Melania is creepy AF.
Not to defend Trump, but Biden was geriatric af and Trump seems to be the same. They tried to sweep it under the rug with Biden as well it’s just that MAGA are so obsessed with owning the dems that they kept looking for it, and as for their beloved cheeto ofc they don’t want to see any flaws
Cumming is natural and nothing to be ashamed of.
He’s reaching LLM levels of sentience in this pic
Bullshit, the LLMs I prompted have more humanity than him!
i would trust some random dude’s ai gf over some politicians to lead a country
Its lump.
She might be dead.
Lump sat alone in the oval office, shitting in his pants and killing citizens for profits.
45-47 (years past best by date)
looks like he’s in the throes of an anal orgasm.
Well he ain’t making it to the end of his term, for sure, but can that brain aneurysm please hurry a little? I need a president that might cause the world to survive climate change and well, there isn’t much time left, if any at all
That president ain’t couch fucker eyeliner boy…
Everyone can look stupid on a picture taken in the wrong moment. Its not about how trump looks on a photo, but what he does and what others do trough him.
Yeah, but he also looks like a centenarian’s vagina.
He looks like a dead fish.
Dreaming of Bill…
or Bubba the horse.
This picture is of a piece of shit too shitty even for shitposts.
It’s fitting that he’s a subhuman slave to his own handlers
He belongs in a museum
History of Fascism Museum
He belongs in a woodchipper.
One of the few museum pieces that Indiana Jones would gladly punch, and never be put on display. Probably put it in storage by the Ark of the Covenant, just in case it needs to be melted by Yahweh’s fury.
All I see is a felon rapist insurrectionist pedophile on his last leg.
Hope it hurts.
This looks like one of those Photoshop request pictures of a dying grandpa where someone will ask to digitally remove those two guys behind the window because they are ruining the photo.
Its just a corpse. A speaking, diaper shitting corpse
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
extremely depressing that this is the state of our country but a very small upside is that this is solid meme potential
kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s not crab for me (thank god), but yeah pretty much. That boy zonkin
Drusas@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
I'm so sorry that you're unable to enjoy nature's gift, the crab.
Furbag@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If nature has its way, soon we will all become crabs in beautiful carcinization. 🦀
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
It is not nature’s gift, it’s nature’s weird pet project that is inflicted on too much life. Stop making things crab evolution you unoriginal fuck.