Lushed_Lungfish

@Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If every school shooter in America targeted an Epstein client pedo instead, the problem would be fixed in a few years...⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Er, that is literally what is happening.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which game have you been most patient for?⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Titanfall 3. Took a while but it was worth every single moment that the devs spent polishing it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So... which one do I choose?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Back to what? The Dark Ages?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heavy snow when you're a kid is a dream come true, heavy snow when you're an adult is a nightmare.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh I don’t know, I still get snow days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Expecto patronum my ass!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Zoltraak-47

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WMD⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Try getting hit with a cooking chopstick. That shit stings.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Afghanistan | Taliban new penal code legalizes domestic violence against women⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  America: heavy breathing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Without hierarchies/authority figures, the bootlickers would be totally lost. 🤠⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I love how they are all “don’t tread on me” on the bumper sticker, but in reality they are all “step on me harder daddy”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Video games are losing the "attention war" to gambling, porn, and crypto, according to industry report⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m old enough to remember when games were being demonized. Don’t sound too bad now, eh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨between medicine and this, we do not honour rats enough⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry but “rat backpack”? You should have said rat pack as part of a rat patrol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You probably can't trust your password manager if it's compromised⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I just write down password hints on a scrap of paper.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A succulent meal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You need some fiber dude, but other than that, the only other thing you’re missing is a tankard of ale!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you get older you lose the ability to do things quietly, such as fart, or let young people live their lives.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno, personally, I think I’ve stopped letting things work me up.

  The only things that seem to get louder are my joints and back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DEAD OR ALIVE New Project - Teaser Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Regardless of the fan service, the core fighting mechanics are pretty solid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Star Wars: Galactic Racer - Gameplay Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, shades of Cyberspeed!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Star Wars: Galactic Racer - Gameplay Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It stands for Anti-Gravity. In the late 90s and early 00s, it was somewhat of a niche genre. Basically it was a racing game where your ride didn’t have wheels.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does most American's give shit to the French when if not for them we would have lost the revolution?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s the reputation that the French got in the second world war along with Charles De Gaulle having been a MASSIVE asshole.

  Thing is, the French are actually insanely good at war and often do not care about minor inconveniences like “the laws and customs of war” or “the Geneva Conventions”. It’s why half the words of the English military lexicon are French.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discord Alternatives, Ranked⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know and love your avatar btw!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discord Alternatives, Ranked⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bring back the old BBs!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hrmmm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, I heard that certain Samsungs can double as incindiary grenades…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All fight no flight⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not at all. They could be carried.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Praise Be⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pedophilia is already part of the Bible, is it not?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unfortunate Development for Duke Poop'Em⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Duke Nukem would 100% murder the shit out of Trump.

  The Duke is a successful businessman for one, women actually want to be with him and, most important, he is not a fucking pedo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's true⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought it was a rock formation in Australia?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay, so each has its use but I would offer this assuming we’re in a stern chase. Chain and bar to disable or at least lower speed and maneuverability so that the foe is unable to escape. Rake the stern with round to disable guns as you come up alongside, if you’re able to slow them enough, try to get raking shots from both broadsides by zig zagging your course. Canister and grape from your upper deck guns to sweep the foe if you intend to carry them via boarding, if not pound away with round shot and if you can, rake them again from forward if you over haul.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that everything the New York Times about Donald Trump actually happened⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For couch makers and furniture retailers, yes!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨...is this retro?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My first 360 game was FF XIII. Had a massive crush on Lightning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You people do know neither the Luftwaffe nor the Kriegsmarine are no longer immediate threats to the safety of the United Kingdom?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK how to protect yourself at a protest⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tape your blood type to somewhere you won’t loose.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the color of the Sun was orange, wouldn't the clouds and everything white also be orange? My friend is adamant that 30 years ago the "real" Sun was orange but got replaced with a white LED.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  LEDs don’t generate the necessary level of heat…