frustrated_phagocytosis
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- Comment on The President of the United States of America 4 days ago:
It's like being at home with dad, only dad doesn't have nuclear capabilities at his disposal
- Comment on OpenAI Is Having a Mental Health Crisis 6 days ago:
This can only be improved by their upcoming introduction of ads. Imagine it not only giving advice on committing suicide, but recommending sponsored guns, pills, or other tools on behalf of their advertisers!
- Comment on OpenAI says dead teen violated TOS when he used ChatGPT to plan suicide - Ars Technica 1 week ago:
"All of humanity" doesn't include suicidal people, apparently.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Why do anything to appeal to fucking Russian regime bullshit? Tell them to fuck off! Cowards.
- Comment on Crews Walk Out on Nashville Tunnel, Claiming Boring Company Failed to Pay Workers and Snubbed OSHA Concerns 1 week ago:
Didn't this project deliberately avoid city property to avoid needing their approval? I recall some shady dealings to dodge regulatory requirements.
- Comment on Women and men and consensual sex 2 weeks ago:
Growing up I never heard anything about not fucking people against their will: heard a lot about keeping my legs closed and deserving negative consequences from sex
- Comment on Google’s Sundar Pichai says the job of CEO is one of the ‘easier things’ AI could soon replace 2 weeks ago:
So, rehashing old ideas as if they were new, making decent products worse but charging more, lacking expertise and in-depth knowledge, using layoffs instead of good financial planning?
- Comment on ‘California sober’: marijuana may help you drink less, study finds 2 weeks ago:
No shit, it's hard enough to get off the couch, let alone go find or buy more alcohol. Personally alcohol taints the high so I never mix them anyway.
- Comment on Navy removes signs claiming a Mexican beach is US territory 2 weeks ago:
Shoot them on sight and they'll learn not to put those signs up, eventually
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Having a backyard or any space to grow plants is a privilege many don't have, besides the fact that vegetables don't like extreme climates
- Comment on ANTI PEE PAINT 1 month ago:
So the homeless people peeing on the streets will now definitely smell like piss wherever they go, instead of just maybe smelling like piss? Good times.
- Comment on Today's Massive AWS Outage That Took Down Your Favorite Sites Is Still Going On 1 month ago:
75%? Those are rookie numbers. Gotta get that up around 200, 250%, then we'll really get things started.
- Comment on Back in my day... 1 month ago:
I still have nightmares about dialing rotary phones . I miss old texting because I could do it without looking.
- Comment on arborholing 1 month ago:
I think it's the fungi manipulating all of us.
- Comment on Today's Massive AWS Outage That Took Down Your Favorite Sites Is Still Going On 1 month ago:
I literally noticed zero difference. But it sounds bad. Have they tried shoving more AI in there to fix the problem?
- Comment on Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents 1 month ago:
No.
- Comment on Donald Trump's speech at Israeli parliament interrupted as legislators call him "terrorist" 1 month ago:
Oh no, they're infested with antifa. Better arrest all the non-US citizens for proper investigation. Is there some sort of mark we could use to identify the non-antifa?
- Comment on Commercials seem to be normalizing an unhealthy work-balance more. 1 month ago:
The cold medicine commercials are big on going to work while ill. If you can't sleep because you're sick as fuck, please don't come to work and pass it to the rest of us!
- Comment on It's true... 1 month ago:
No way, we only care about what's on the inside. And if the inside is weird, even better! I love seeing some shit I've never seen before. We have meetings on odd findings because that's how you suss out patterns no one has picked up on before.
- Comment on Deaths Rose in Emergency Rooms After Hospitals Were Acquired by Private Equity Firms 1 month ago:
CMS didn't pick up on this? What are the damn inspections for if they don't suss out shit like this.
- Comment on Do you think he knows? He's gotta know. 1 month ago:
Does he actually fuck anyone? I thought most of his creepy harem conceived by IVF or IUI because he finds women repugnant but necessary for breeding.
- Comment on This is a real post from the official DHS account on X 1 month ago:
Apparently there were 2 similar incidents, one shot and tear gassed, according to ACLU: Pastor David Black of the First Presbyterian Church of Chicago in the Woodlawn neighborhood, whose peaceful, free expression of his religion has led to his being shot repeatedly in the head with near-lethal projectiles and sprayed in the face with tear gas.
For the second one, I can't find any media outlets covering it to link a news article, but there's a photo circling showing a man with a clerical collar being pepper sprayed.
- Comment on This is a real post from the official DHS account on X 1 month ago:
Didn't they shoot and mace a priest the other day?
- Comment on Deloitte will refund Australian government for AI hallucination-filled report 1 month ago:
Refund? No criminal charges for fraud or anything like that? It's gonna keep happening if no one gets punished for it.
- Comment on Discord customer service data breach leaks user info and scanned photo IDs 2 months ago:
No, that can't be right. Forced use of photo ID for age verification couldn't possibly lead to leakage of said IDs. The purity police assured us!
- Comment on America could have avoided all of this with a functional justice system 2 months ago:
Just gotta elect despicable criminals who aren't puritanical asshats, let them fight their own kind. Someone like that guy who took gold bar bribes, just let them go at each other mafia style so we can worry less about civil rights infringement. Politicians who might get garroted in a coatroom by the opposition wearing a rainbow pin should be less concerned about the woke agenda.
- Comment on I decided he should melt. I don't know why 2 months ago:
It's a witch, of course it melts. Why do you think it avoided drizzle during WWII memorial events?
- Comment on 'MAGA is a cult': Observers slam Charlie Kirk memorial as 'weird and embarrassing' 2 months ago:
He received the memorial he deserved: cringy, featuring speakers who used their time to stroke their own egos and play out some really odd historical fiction fantasy shit instead of eulogizing, and sponsored by a company founded by nerds who specialize in missing the point of epic narrative. Also, it was in Arizona.
- Comment on Parents outraged as Meta [Facebook] uses photos of schoolgirls in ads targeting man 2 months ago:
Are they not familiar with how Facebook started? This is not surprising.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Yes, this put me over the edge. I now have zero streaming services for American shows.