frustrated_phagocytosis
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- Comment on ANTI PEE PAINT 3 weeks ago:
So the homeless people peeing on the streets will now definitely smell like piss wherever they go, instead of just maybe smelling like piss? Good times.
- Comment on Today's Massive AWS Outage That Took Down Your Favorite Sites Is Still Going On 3 weeks ago:
75%? Those are rookie numbers. Gotta get that up around 200, 250%, then we'll really get things started.
- Comment on Back in my day... 3 weeks ago:
I still have nightmares about dialing rotary phones . I miss old texting because I could do it without looking.
- Comment on arborholing 3 weeks ago:
I think it's the fungi manipulating all of us.
- Comment on Today's Massive AWS Outage That Took Down Your Favorite Sites Is Still Going On 3 weeks ago:
I literally noticed zero difference. But it sounds bad. Have they tried shoving more AI in there to fix the problem?
- Comment on Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents 3 weeks ago:
No.
- Comment on Donald Trump's speech at Israeli parliament interrupted as legislators call him "terrorist" 4 weeks ago:
Oh no, they're infested with antifa. Better arrest all the non-US citizens for proper investigation. Is there some sort of mark we could use to identify the non-antifa?
- Comment on Commercials seem to be normalizing an unhealthy work-balance more. 4 weeks ago:
The cold medicine commercials are big on going to work while ill. If you can't sleep because you're sick as fuck, please don't come to work and pass it to the rest of us!
- Comment on It's true... 4 weeks ago:
No way, we only care about what's on the inside. And if the inside is weird, even better! I love seeing some shit I've never seen before. We have meetings on odd findings because that's how you suss out patterns no one has picked up on before.
- Comment on Deaths Rose in Emergency Rooms After Hospitals Were Acquired by Private Equity Firms 5 weeks ago:
CMS didn't pick up on this? What are the damn inspections for if they don't suss out shit like this.
- Comment on Do you think he knows? He's gotta know. 5 weeks ago:
Does he actually fuck anyone? I thought most of his creepy harem conceived by IVF or IUI because he finds women repugnant but necessary for breeding.
- Comment on This is a real post from the official DHS account on X 5 weeks ago:
Apparently there were 2 similar incidents, one shot and tear gassed, according to ACLU: Pastor David Black of the First Presbyterian Church of Chicago in the Woodlawn neighborhood, whose peaceful, free expression of his religion has led to his being shot repeatedly in the head with near-lethal projectiles and sprayed in the face with tear gas.
For the second one, I can't find any media outlets covering it to link a news article, but there's a photo circling showing a man with a clerical collar being pepper sprayed.
- Comment on This is a real post from the official DHS account on X 5 weeks ago:
Didn't they shoot and mace a priest the other day?
- Comment on Deloitte will refund Australian government for AI hallucination-filled report 5 weeks ago:
Refund? No criminal charges for fraud or anything like that? It's gonna keep happening if no one gets punished for it.
- Comment on Discord customer service data breach leaks user info and scanned photo IDs 1 month ago:
No, that can't be right. Forced use of photo ID for age verification couldn't possibly lead to leakage of said IDs. The purity police assured us!
- Comment on America could have avoided all of this with a functional justice system 1 month ago:
Just gotta elect despicable criminals who aren't puritanical asshats, let them fight their own kind. Someone like that guy who took gold bar bribes, just let them go at each other mafia style so we can worry less about civil rights infringement. Politicians who might get garroted in a coatroom by the opposition wearing a rainbow pin should be less concerned about the woke agenda.
- Comment on I decided he should melt. I don't know why 1 month ago:
It's a witch, of course it melts. Why do you think it avoided drizzle during WWII memorial events?
- Comment on 'MAGA is a cult': Observers slam Charlie Kirk memorial as 'weird and embarrassing' 1 month ago:
He received the memorial he deserved: cringy, featuring speakers who used their time to stroke their own egos and play out some really odd historical fiction fantasy shit instead of eulogizing, and sponsored by a company founded by nerds who specialize in missing the point of epic narrative. Also, it was in Arizona.
- Comment on Parents outraged as Meta [Facebook] uses photos of schoolgirls in ads targeting man 1 month ago:
Are they not familiar with how Facebook started? This is not surprising.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Yes, this put me over the edge. I now have zero streaming services for American shows.
- Comment on Irish President suggests UN should exclude Israel and allies 1 month ago:
Please bomb the US first before you go
- Comment on Ubisoft's Saudi-funded Assassin's Creed DLC provokes staff unrest, but the publisher insists partnering with the controversial regime is A-OK 1 month ago:
The staff should refuse to contribute. Tell them no on religious grounds on account of chopping journalists into pieces being a big no-no.
- Comment on Chairman Comer Invites CEOs of Discord, Steam, Twitch, and Reddit to Testify on Radicalization of Online Forum Users - United States House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform 1 month ago:
Right answer: LOL get fucked
Predicted answer: We will do all the censoring you ask for and turn over all the records for users without even being asked, ensuring maximum impact to users who have nothing to do with this while gun-toting assholes continue to shoot up schools unabated because this is America. - Comment on ‘Maybe we should go after you’ Trump threatens ABC reporter asking about free speech 1 month ago:
Fundamental aspects of the press need to change or we'll continue watching them whitewash everything. Plus I wanna see SCOTUS justify gun control for Fox News people in writing.
- Comment on ‘Maybe we should go after you’ Trump threatens ABC reporter asking about free speech 1 month ago:
Carry a gun next time you ask questions, since they aren't thrilled about the 1st amendment, check them on the 2nd.
- Comment on Green MP spots banned cluster bombs at London arms fair 2 months ago:
Why does an arms fair even exist? Some psycho oligarch shit happening out there.
- Comment on Jair Bolsonaro found guilty by Brazilian Supreme Court 2 months ago:
More good news! Does Brazil euthanize traitors? Can we send some to add to the pile when they do?
- Comment on The USA prided itself on a nation of immigrant, heck even the Statue of Liberty says it. When did immigrants (US citizens from the old world) become anti immigrant and why? 2 months ago:
Within a single generation. My grandfather showed up here at 11 from Romania. Never became a US citizen. His son, my father, is a rabid anti-immigrant racist Fox News fan boy. It's disgusting. Ironically my mother's great-great grandmother lost her birthright citizenship by marrying a Finnish immigrant before the 14th amendment existed and had to reapply for her own citizenship along with her husband because women's status was tied to the male head of household at the time, and now he rants about how birthright citizenship is wrong, despite being the exact person who benefits from it.
- Comment on Gen Z are dipping into their retirements, skipping meals and selling their belongings just to get by, new reports find 2 months ago:
My retirement plan is to buy a gun for whenever I develop a disease that I can't afford to treat so I don't die in uncontrollable pain