frustrated_phagocytosis
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- Comment on Do you ever watch old classic TV shows and realize that they are all dead 6 days ago:
What's the oldest show with living actors in the main cast that's still in reruns? The Dick Van Dyke Show maybe?
- Comment on Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says people need to find success in traditional factory jobs again: ‘Every successful person doesn’t need to have a PhD’ 2 weeks ago:
You first, asshat!
- Comment on Border Patrol Agent Recorded Raid with Meta’s Ray-Ban Smart Glasses 2 weeks ago:
Meta definitely holding evidence of crimes on behalf of the feds, how can we get this data?
- Comment on Israel | Ben-Gvir's fascist lynch-mob wears noose lapel pins 2 weeks ago:
I just have to spend about 5 minutes with relatives or my old high school peers to hear the latest reason the Jews are responsible for the downfall of the US. In public. They proudly wear Aryan race tattoos and fully embrace sundown towns. Hell my mom is like racist lite compared to everyone else but she'll talk shit any time she sees a black person in her town.
- Comment on Israel | Ben-Gvir's fascist lynch-mob wears noose lapel pins 2 weeks ago:
They should get a tour of the deep rural US south. Plenty of families itching to hang a few Jews between football games. They'd say it was progressive since they're not hanging black folks.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Wasn't NOT advertising on X said to be illegal collusion against the platform? Shouldn't they be thrilled to host ads for the EU?
- Comment on YSK that in most countries, traffic fatalities have been falling. But in the U.S., the opposite happened. Americans die in rising numbers 2 weeks ago:
Yeah but I get to go 90-100 MPH between metro areas in my SUV now that the speed limit is 80-85 max. I fully accept that death might be involved.
- Comment on The President of the United States of America 3 weeks ago:
It's like being at home with dad, only dad doesn't have nuclear capabilities at his disposal
- Comment on OpenAI Is Having a Mental Health Crisis 3 weeks ago:
This can only be improved by their upcoming introduction of ads. Imagine it not only giving advice on committing suicide, but recommending sponsored guns, pills, or other tools on behalf of their advertisers!
- Comment on OpenAI says dead teen violated TOS when he used ChatGPT to plan suicide - Ars Technica 4 weeks ago:
"All of humanity" doesn't include suicidal people, apparently.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Why do anything to appeal to fucking Russian regime bullshit? Tell them to fuck off! Cowards.
- Comment on Crews Walk Out on Nashville Tunnel, Claiming Boring Company Failed to Pay Workers and Snubbed OSHA Concerns 4 weeks ago:
Didn't this project deliberately avoid city property to avoid needing their approval? I recall some shady dealings to dodge regulatory requirements.
- Comment on Women and men and consensual sex 4 weeks ago:
Growing up I never heard anything about not fucking people against their will: heard a lot about keeping my legs closed and deserving negative consequences from sex
- Comment on Google’s Sundar Pichai says the job of CEO is one of the ‘easier things’ AI could soon replace 5 weeks ago:
So, rehashing old ideas as if they were new, making decent products worse but charging more, lacking expertise and in-depth knowledge, using layoffs instead of good financial planning?
- Comment on ‘California sober’: marijuana may help you drink less, study finds 5 weeks ago:
No shit, it's hard enough to get off the couch, let alone go find or buy more alcohol. Personally alcohol taints the high so I never mix them anyway.
- Comment on Navy removes signs claiming a Mexican beach is US territory 5 weeks ago:
Shoot them on sight and they'll learn not to put those signs up, eventually
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Having a backyard or any space to grow plants is a privilege many don't have, besides the fact that vegetables don't like extreme climates
- Comment on ANTI PEE PAINT 1 month ago:
So the homeless people peeing on the streets will now definitely smell like piss wherever they go, instead of just maybe smelling like piss? Good times.
- Comment on Today's Massive AWS Outage That Took Down Your Favorite Sites Is Still Going On 2 months ago:
75%? Those are rookie numbers. Gotta get that up around 200, 250%, then we'll really get things started.
- Comment on Back in my day... 2 months ago:
I still have nightmares about dialing rotary phones . I miss old texting because I could do it without looking.
- Comment on arborholing 2 months ago:
I think it's the fungi manipulating all of us.
- Comment on Today's Massive AWS Outage That Took Down Your Favorite Sites Is Still Going On 2 months ago:
I literally noticed zero difference. But it sounds bad. Have they tried shoving more AI in there to fix the problem?
- Comment on Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents 2 months ago:
No.
- Comment on Donald Trump's speech at Israeli parliament interrupted as legislators call him "terrorist" 2 months ago:
Oh no, they're infested with antifa. Better arrest all the non-US citizens for proper investigation. Is there some sort of mark we could use to identify the non-antifa?
- Comment on Commercials seem to be normalizing an unhealthy work-balance more. 2 months ago:
The cold medicine commercials are big on going to work while ill. If you can't sleep because you're sick as fuck, please don't come to work and pass it to the rest of us!
- Comment on It's true... 2 months ago:
No way, we only care about what's on the inside. And if the inside is weird, even better! I love seeing some shit I've never seen before. We have meetings on odd findings because that's how you suss out patterns no one has picked up on before.
- Comment on Deaths Rose in Emergency Rooms After Hospitals Were Acquired by Private Equity Firms 2 months ago:
CMS didn't pick up on this? What are the damn inspections for if they don't suss out shit like this.
- Comment on Do you think he knows? He's gotta know. 2 months ago:
Does he actually fuck anyone? I thought most of his creepy harem conceived by IVF or IUI because he finds women repugnant but necessary for breeding.
- Comment on This is a real post from the official DHS account on X 2 months ago:
Apparently there were 2 similar incidents, one shot and tear gassed, according to ACLU: Pastor David Black of the First Presbyterian Church of Chicago in the Woodlawn neighborhood, whose peaceful, free expression of his religion has led to his being shot repeatedly in the head with near-lethal projectiles and sprayed in the face with tear gas.
For the second one, I can't find any media outlets covering it to link a news article, but there's a photo circling showing a man with a clerical collar being pepper sprayed.
- Comment on This is a real post from the official DHS account on X 2 months ago:
Didn't they shoot and mace a priest the other day?