frustrated_phagocytosis
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- Comment on You shall not cut! 3 days ago:
Just arrange the pepperoni in advance so you can cut normal without slicing them.
- Comment on I have seen a lot of movies where the Catholic School Nuns smack a students hand for being disruptive or something is this a trope or a real something? Like most notable in Blues Brothers 4 days ago:
No worries, they beat my dad in public school for the same thing. My mother told my kindergarten teacher to fuck off when she suggested my left handedness needed to be corrected (in 1989).
- Comment on I have seen a lot of movies where the Catholic School Nuns smack a students hand for being disruptive or something is this a trope or a real something? Like most notable in Blues Brothers 4 days ago:
Yes, they beat my grandfather for trying to be left-handed
- Comment on Butter 5 days ago:
It's not. That's an appropriate amount of butter for a whole stack of pancakes. I'd actually add more, and I'm lactose intolerant.
- Comment on Autofocusing Smart Glasses With Eye Tracking Tech Could Make Bifocals Obsolete 5 days ago:
Nausea-inducing bifocals? No thanks.
- Comment on Autofocusing Smart Glasses With Eye Tracking Tech Could Make Bifocals Obsolete 5 days ago:
My Bose noise canceling headphones do not allow noise canceling when you use the audio jack, only for Bluetooth. It's maddening. Found this out on a plane when it was too late to do anything about it.
- Comment on Trump: The U.S. will 'now' start hitting Mexican land targets 1 week ago:
Oh my god just put cobalt 60 in his filet o fish and put us out of our misery
- Comment on Is there anyway I can screw around with ICE? I need a new hobby I come from a long line of immigrants. If i send my home address and phone number will they actually come and deport me to choose a cntr 1 week ago:
Renee Good went outside Wednesday and never went back. If she's not safe, what .makes you think anyone is? That's why they want to do something.
- Comment on If it fits... 1 week ago:
Not in my area. You have to park in the same direction as the flow of traffic or get a ticket.
- Comment on Do you ever watch old classic TV shows and realize that they are all dead 4 weeks ago:
What's the oldest show with living actors in the main cast that's still in reruns? The Dick Van Dyke Show maybe?
- Comment on Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says people need to find success in traditional factory jobs again: ‘Every successful person doesn’t need to have a PhD’ 5 weeks ago:
You first, asshat!
- Comment on Border Patrol Agent Recorded Raid with Meta’s Ray-Ban Smart Glasses 5 weeks ago:
Meta definitely holding evidence of crimes on behalf of the feds, how can we get this data?
- Comment on Israel | Ben-Gvir's fascist lynch-mob wears noose lapel pins 5 weeks ago:
I just have to spend about 5 minutes with relatives or my old high school peers to hear the latest reason the Jews are responsible for the downfall of the US. In public. They proudly wear Aryan race tattoos and fully embrace sundown towns. Hell my mom is like racist lite compared to everyone else but she'll talk shit any time she sees a black person in her town.
- Comment on Israel | Ben-Gvir's fascist lynch-mob wears noose lapel pins 5 weeks ago:
They should get a tour of the deep rural US south. Plenty of families itching to hang a few Jews between football games. They'd say it was progressive since they're not hanging black folks.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Wasn't NOT advertising on X said to be illegal collusion against the platform? Shouldn't they be thrilled to host ads for the EU?
- Comment on YSK that in most countries, traffic fatalities have been falling. But in the U.S., the opposite happened. Americans die in rising numbers 1 month ago:
Yeah but I get to go 90-100 MPH between metro areas in my SUV now that the speed limit is 80-85 max. I fully accept that death might be involved.
- Comment on The President of the United States of America 1 month ago:
It's like being at home with dad, only dad doesn't have nuclear capabilities at his disposal
- Comment on OpenAI Is Having a Mental Health Crisis 1 month ago:
This can only be improved by their upcoming introduction of ads. Imagine it not only giving advice on committing suicide, but recommending sponsored guns, pills, or other tools on behalf of their advertisers!
- Comment on OpenAI says dead teen violated TOS when he used ChatGPT to plan suicide - Ars Technica 1 month ago:
"All of humanity" doesn't include suicidal people, apparently.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Why do anything to appeal to fucking Russian regime bullshit? Tell them to fuck off! Cowards.
- Comment on Crews Walk Out on Nashville Tunnel, Claiming Boring Company Failed to Pay Workers and Snubbed OSHA Concerns 1 month ago:
Didn't this project deliberately avoid city property to avoid needing their approval? I recall some shady dealings to dodge regulatory requirements.
- Comment on Women and men and consensual sex 1 month ago:
Growing up I never heard anything about not fucking people against their will: heard a lot about keeping my legs closed and deserving negative consequences from sex
- Comment on Google’s Sundar Pichai says the job of CEO is one of the ‘easier things’ AI could soon replace 1 month ago:
So, rehashing old ideas as if they were new, making decent products worse but charging more, lacking expertise and in-depth knowledge, using layoffs instead of good financial planning?
- Comment on ‘California sober’: marijuana may help you drink less, study finds 1 month ago:
No shit, it's hard enough to get off the couch, let alone go find or buy more alcohol. Personally alcohol taints the high so I never mix them anyway.
- Comment on Navy removes signs claiming a Mexican beach is US territory 1 month ago:
Shoot them on sight and they'll learn not to put those signs up, eventually
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Having a backyard or any space to grow plants is a privilege many don't have, besides the fact that vegetables don't like extreme climates
- Comment on ANTI PEE PAINT 2 months ago:
So the homeless people peeing on the streets will now definitely smell like piss wherever they go, instead of just maybe smelling like piss? Good times.
- Comment on Today's Massive AWS Outage That Took Down Your Favorite Sites Is Still Going On 2 months ago:
75%? Those are rookie numbers. Gotta get that up around 200, 250%, then we'll really get things started.
- Comment on Back in my day... 2 months ago:
I still have nightmares about dialing rotary phones . I miss old texting because I could do it without looking.
- Comment on arborholing 2 months ago:
I think it's the fungi manipulating all of us.