Maybe some kind of stew that inhibits sight for 24 hours?
Parenting advice
Submitted 10 hours ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 hours ago
TachyonTele@piefed.social 10 hours ago
I’m thinking some sort of hot meal, that then blocks her vision
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
I had this idea of serving her a stew that severely impeded her vision for a day or so
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 hours ago
just take any stew … and add a tablespoon of real Japanese wasabi
faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 5 hours ago
Or perhaps some kind of stew that that nullifies ocular senses?
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Or maybe a stew that induces visual deprivation for a time period of 1 full rotation of the earth relative to the sun?
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 2 hours ago
Seriously though, whose stupid idea is this? Is this a thing that moms everywhere say to there hair-biting daughters? “You need to stop with that nasty habit sweety, our some day soon you’ll find yourself unable to see after lunch, and I’m not gonna tell you for how long!” And in the schools, stories go around like “Sally Newman was blind for a whole day last week, and she says her mom served her a stew that made her blind to make her stop biting hair!”???
Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Posting about Windows on Lemmy only to get “switch to Linux” in the comments:
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 hour ago
I’ve been probably saying that for longer than you have been alive
Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
I’m certain you could fix this issue by switching to Linux.
ignotum@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Can confirm, i used to have that same exact issue but it went away when i switched to linux
I use arch btw
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 hours ago
They wouldn’t be suggesting it if you used Linux
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 9 hours ago
I’m a single father so I don’t have the “maternal” instinct but I do have a voluminous mane of blonde hair as pictured.
Blade9732@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Did I just find Bret Michaels Lemmy account?
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I don’t see what one-day blinding stew has to do with hair biting. But, I’ll look into it.
glitch1985@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Common punishment since it doesn’t cause any permanent damage and makes the child realize how fortunate they are.
ScrooLewse@lemmy.myserv.one 7 hours ago
I’m sure you’ll see the light by then.
BannedVoice@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
This poor man probably thought he was really onto something by making that flyer. Now he is gonna feed his daughter blinding soup.
bampop@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Alright but where’s the recipe?
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
1 Day Blinding Stew is a great album name
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Blinding Stew must be a 90s grunge band, surely?
Chronographs@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
Bowling for Blinding Soup 1 Day Blind
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I once ate a nice chili which robbed me of my vision for an entire day.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 10 hours ago
I read this in lemongrab’s voice unfortunately
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 8 hours ago
No no that’s much better.
protist@mander.xyz 9 hours ago
I’m going to go out on a limb and say none of those clearly printed suggestions were written on that extremely course wooden telephone pole
Ersatz86@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Of coarse not
velindora@lemmy.cafe 9 hours ago
Knot a chance