Parenting advice

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• protist@mander.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m going to go out on a limb and say none of those clearly printed suggestions were written on that extremely course wooden telephone pole

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  • Ersatz86@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Of coarse not

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    • velindora@lemmy.cafe ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Knot a chance

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Maybe some kind of stew that inhibits sight for 24 hours?

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m thinking some sort of hot meal, that then blocks her vision

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    • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I had this idea of serving her a stew that severely impeded her vision for a day or so

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      just take any stew … and add a tablespoon of real Japanese wasabi

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  • faintwhenfree@lemmus.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or perhaps some kind of stew that that nullifies ocular senses?

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    • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or maybe a stew that induces visual deprivation for a time period of 1 full rotation of the earth relative to the sun?

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  • bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Seriously though, whose stupid idea is this? Is this a thing that moms everywhere say to there hair-biting daughters? “You need to stop with that nasty habit sweety, our some day soon you’ll find yourself unable to see after lunch, and I’m not gonna tell you for how long!” And in the schools, stories go around like “Sally Newman was blind for a whole day last week, and she says her mom served her a stew that made her blind to make her stop biting hair!”???

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Posting about Windows on Lemmy only to get “switch to Linux” in the comments:

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  • phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I’ve been probably saying that for longer than you have been alive

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  • Impound4017@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m certain you could fix this issue by switching to Linux.

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    • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Can confirm, i used to have that same exact issue but it went away when i switched to linux
      I use arch btw

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  • dragonfucker@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They wouldn’t be suggesting it if you used Linux

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• Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m a single father so I don’t have the “maternal” instinct but I do have a voluminous mane of blonde hair as pictured.

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  • Blade9732@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Did I just find Bret Michaels Lemmy account?

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t see what one-day blinding stew has to do with hair biting. But, I’ll look into it.

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  • glitch1985@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Common punishment since it doesn’t cause any permanent damage and makes the child realize how fortunate they are.

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  • ScrooLewse@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m sure you’ll see the light by then.

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• BannedVoice@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This poor man probably thought he was really onto something by making that flyer. Now he is gonna feed his daughter blinding soup.

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• bampop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Alright but where’s the recipe?

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  1 Day Blinding Stew is a great album name

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Blinding Stew must be a 90s grunge band, surely?

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    • Chronographs@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Bowling for Blinding Soup 1 Day Blind

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• OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I once ate a nice chili which robbed me of my vision for an entire day.

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• Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I read this in lemongrab’s voice unfortunately

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  • ButteryMonkey@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No no that’s much better.

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