Is this from a Tim Robinson skit? I swear I’ve heard of this stew before…
Parenting advice
Submitted 3 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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oyo@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
causepix@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Looks like a truewagner bit
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Not that I’ve seen but it’s definitely the vibe.
bampop@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Alright but where’s the recipe?
Doomsider@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Asking for a friend who has a daughter who bites hair, definitely not for my daughter who also bites hair.
ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Dragonstaff@leminal.space 3 months ago
I didn’t have the stew that makes you go blind for one day, so I substituted beef broth. My daughter didn’t go blind. One star.
Rooster326@programming.dev 3 months ago
Calling All Dads…
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I once ate a nice chili which robbed me of my vision for an entire day.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Posting about Windows on Lemmy only to get “switch to Linux” in the comments:
jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 3 months ago
It’s easier to ignore asshole comment sections than an asshole OS.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Here, enjoy this stew.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 3 months ago
posting on lemmy that im switching from linux to windows
Rooty@lemmy.world 3 months ago
That sounds like good advice, you should take it.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Is it? I switched ten years ago, and I had to switch back in two years. And even this year, I couldn’t even finish writing my plugin on Linux because support for the software I needed is still lacking.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
I’ve been probably saying that for longer than you have been alive
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 3 months ago
They wouldn’t be suggesting it if you used Linux
Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
I’m certain you could fix this issue by switching to Linux.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Yup, I had a whole different set of issues to fix when I switched to Linux. 😅
ignotum@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Can confirm, i used to have that same exact issue but it went away when i switched to linux
I use arch btw
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 3 months ago
I’m a single father so I don’t have the “maternal” instinct but I do have a voluminous mane of blonde hair as pictured.
Blade9732@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Did I just find Bret Michaels Lemmy account?
protist@mander.xyz 3 months ago
I’m going to go out on a limb and say none of those clearly printed suggestions were written on that extremely course wooden telephone pole
Aeao@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Somebody hasn’t been eating their blind stew.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 months ago
Next thing you’re gonna tell me that one day blinding stew doesn’t exist either…
Aeao@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You eat it or we send you back up to deal with the Nords. You’re call.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 months ago
1 Day Blinding Stew is a great album name
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Blinding Stew must be a 90s grunge band, surely?
Chronographs@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
Bowling for Blinding Soup 1 Day Blind
BannedVoice@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
This poor man probably thought he was really onto something by making that flyer. Now he is gonna feed his daughter blinding soup.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I don’t see what one-day blinding stew has to do with hair biting. But, I’ll look into it.
ScrooLewse@lemmy.myserv.one 3 months ago
I’m sure you’ll see the light by then.
glitch1985@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Common punishment since it doesn’t cause any permanent damage and makes the child realize how fortunate they are.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 3 months ago
I read this in lemongrab’s voice unfortunately
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 3 months ago
No no that’s much better.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 months ago
Maybe some kind of stew that inhibits sight for 24 hours?
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
Seriously though, whose stupid idea is this? Is this a thing that moms everywhere say to there hair-biting daughters? “You need to stop with that nasty habit sweety, our some day soon you’ll find yourself unable to see after lunch, and I’m not gonna tell you for how long!” And in the schools, stories go around like “Sally Newman was blind for a whole day last week, and she says her mom served her a stew that made her blind to make her stop biting hair!”???
webadict@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Clearly, you don’t have the maternal instincts either.
faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 3 months ago
Or perhaps some kind of stew that that nullifies ocular senses?
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Or maybe a stew that induces visual deprivation for a time period of 1 full rotation of the earth relative to the sun?
TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 months ago
I’m thinking some sort of hot meal, that then blocks her vision
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
just take any stew … and add a tablespoon of real Japanese wasabi
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
I had this idea of serving her a stew that severely impeded her vision for a day or so
Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
Biting hair is not as bad as biting skin 🤔
My parent friends with kids that bite were biting back and it worked like a charm.