dragonfucker
@dragonfucker@lemmy.nz
Xi rides dragons and also “rides” dragons. xi/drag person-independent pronouns. That means xi’s pronouns are the same in first, second, and third person.
- Comment on Playing Outside Simulator coming 2025 3 minutes ago:
They widened the roads, increased the speed limits, and made the cars bigger and more blind.
So kids died, a lot, and parents banned going outside unaccompanied. Kids got tired of asking mum’s permission to go to the park like a baby, and just played video games instead.
- Comment on D-Link refuses to patch yet another security flaw, suggests users just buy new routers — D-Link told users to replace NAS last week 33 minutes ago:
Yes they do, but half decent manufacturers are extremely rare.
- Comment on Haha SO TRUE! 3 hours ago:
And on the other hand, some people end a 6 hour voice call with Obamacrons
- Comment on Bro 😭😭 5 hours ago:
You’re right, the difference being a few weeks is silly. There should be a tier system instead. Like 15-, 16-17, 18-20, 21-24. If you’re an old fart, you can only date over 25. If you’re within one of the tiers, you can date within the same tier and maintain any relationship that was started when you were previously in the same tier. Something like that, but with a little more polish.
- Comment on Reminder for all Lemmy moderators and admins. 1 day ago:
Outside? But that’s where the gay bashing and the vigilante mobs are!
- Comment on Frog's Gift 2 days ago:
Excellent comment ruined by using the conservative instance.
- Comment on Frog's Gift 2 days ago:
Rather have an assassination problem than a school shooter problem. If we let those crazy people shoot the president instead of a school, they can work out their hatred of humanity without harming anyone important.
- Comment on It's fire... Maybe concerning but fire still 2 days ago:
How would you like an all expenses paid trip to Antarctica?
- Comment on Petition calls to ban Elon Musk's X in Europe 2 days ago:
They only need to expand it a little bit. Add a rule against Nazi websites, and enforce it. That’s not restrictive very much at all. Drag has gone drag’s entire life without relying on Nazi sites
- Comment on Petition calls to ban Elon Musk's X in Europe 2 days ago:
You can describe something without quoting it
- Comment on From moms pov 2 days ago:
POV porn is dope tho
- Comment on Jesus Christ 2 days ago:
It is an act of god. Jesus is punishing the world for its sins. What sins, you ask, gay marriage and women voting? Hell no! The sin is emitting carbon dioxide. Jesus hates it when you do that. That’s why he made those molecules trap sunlight in the Earth’s atmosphere and that’s why he made the weather systems intensify when there’s more energy in them, resulting in bigger hurricanes. He’s really lazy, so he set it all up automatically to wipe out the human species if they emit too much carbon. It’s like the great flood. He told you never again. Next time you go emitting carbon, it’s gonna be heat, not water.
- Comment on Clippy's coming for you 6 days ago:
Congratulations, you’ve solved racism
- Comment on KING COLEOPTERA 6 days ago:
Actually, it’s an equation, an equivalence, or an equivocation.
- Comment on Kermit :) 6 days ago:
To be fair many dogs and cats dress the same way.
- Comment on same as it ever was 6 days ago:
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.
Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
I have buggered men
Secundus likes to screw boys.
If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a screw, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii.
The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
- Comment on well, at least I wasn't the only one to wonder 1 week ago:
“Sonic Hedgehog killed my child” is a way better story than measles or leukemia. In terms of parents of dead children, those parents have it the best.
- Comment on well, at least I wasn't the only one to wonder 1 week ago:
Drag has been diagnosed with disorders that are just named after some guy, and it was boring. The kids who get told they have Sonic Hedgehog mutation are lucky. If all of our disorders had fun names, then it wouldn’t be taboo.
- Comment on Oopsies 1 week ago:
Being a body-donor can’t benifit you
This assumes that “you” are a pattern of neural impulses (or a soul) rather than a body. If you’re a body, then you getting to beat your heart in someone else’s chest is surely a benefit.
Drag agrees that people are minds, not bodies. But it’s interesting to hear this logic from a country where so many people argue that a woman is a uterus, not an identity.
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- Comment on Jewel Beetles 1 week ago:
Hmmmmm, drag isn’t sure. They kinda look like beer bottles ngl
- Comment on Jewel Beetles 1 week ago:
All I wanna do
Is see you turn into
A giant woman - Comment on lab toys 1 week ago:
Yeah, it kinda hurts
- Comment on lab toys 1 week ago:
Drag is in pain when drag tries to fully extend the middle or ring finger with all others clasped.
- Comment on lab toys 1 week ago:
That’s impossible, because it would require tracking each digit at once. Counting in binary is kind of possible with fingers, but not with phalanges.
- Comment on lab toys 1 week ago:
No, counting with fingers is bad. Count with phalanges instead. It’s more efficient
- Comment on Tiny pp 2 weeks ago:
Drag doesn’t know a single person who buys into that penis size stuff and isn’t a conservative. In fact, most of drag’s friends have a penis and wants to get rid of it.
- Comment on Know thy enemy 2 weeks ago:
That’s because those plans and policies were drafted 10 years ago when coal was cheaper. These days the plans being made are based on solar, because solar is the cheapest.
- Comment on ATTN: GEOLOGISTS 2 weeks ago:
Why would they move the bottom of the world below 0 instead of just moving sea level upwards?
- Comment on ATTN: GEOLOGISTS 2 weeks ago:
They changed the height of bedrock?
