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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If everyone goes to baseball games by car and everyone gets wasted like Randy Marsh, how do people get home?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they limit to 2 per transaction (been awhile since I’ve been to a ballgame), but that definitely wouldn’t stop you from handing those to your wife and going to the next stall over and buying two more, or coming back for more after the next inning.

  As another commenter said, in baseball they usually stop all alcohol sales after the 7th inning. I’d guess they do similar with other sports. I can see that being enough time to be largely ok to drive (especially by the time you hoof it down to your car and make it out of the parking lot) assuming you only had 2-3 over the course of the whole game. If you’d been dropping a beer per inning, probably less so.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If everyone goes to baseball games by car and everyone gets wasted like Randy Marsh, how do people get home?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  One beer will give you like 0.05%*

  Maybe if you shotgun it on an empty stomach or something.

  With the weight of the average American, and the abv of the average American Miller Lite, one beer ain’t gonna get you anywhere near .05.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I came across the boldest, most unfiltered military guy there.

  Yeah, that ought to do it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨More Google Spyware to Enjoy!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So I found it and uninstalled it. But will it come back? If they snuck it on once, will they sneak it on again the next time Play Store notices it isn’t there anymore?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Extremely Rare Nintendo GameCube Prototype Listed for $100,000 on eBay⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What in the hell is going on with this article? Did the author get paid by the bold or something?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking pigeons⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve seen baby doves, which look pretty damn close to pigeons, and I can assure you that they are quite hideous.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Septic clean out cap⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you anneal your PLA+ prints or did they go outside straight off the printer?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Path of Exile II Queue Warning Issued as 1 Million Early Access Redemptions Are Hit - Insider Gaming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My friend finally convinced me to try PoE. I generally like it, but it seems… Unpolished? I dunno. Kinda stuttery. Too much going on. It’s like they’ve just accepted and (mostly) implemented every single feature request they ever got without necessarily thinking about how it should work with all the other stuff. Not really a fan of the item/jewel/currency system or the skill tree. Like, I just want to play the game and kill monsters and make things go boom, this is too much work and planning.

  I do love the carnage, though… When my level 5 or 6 fighter guy swung a regular white text sword for a regular non skill attack and it took out like 5 zombies at once, that was really nice. Never did that in Diablo.

  That’s my highly unscientific opinion after playing for about a week. Sounds like 2 is going to clean up and address some of my complaints, so I’m looking forward to it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wtf Cambrian⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok but now we have taxes and seasonal depression, so, like, who really won that game?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bro 😭😭⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe he expected the fans to have mercy on him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The amount of people your age is only going down with time.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What about the amount of single moms in my area?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kermit :)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hyalinobatrachium dianae

  Which is bunk. There’s, like, a spider species named sonicus hedgehogidae or some shit like that, for the lulz, but heaven forbid we name this guy after his lookalike.

  Yeah yeah, rules and conventions, blah blah blah. Some rules need to be broken.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They used to be all metal too. Its time for a revolution⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like it would be pretty much correct for a C8 but not the C7.

  Pics

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ANBERNIC Announces Their RG406H Android Handheld Emulator | Retro Dodo⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Been looking into these lately after seeing so many posts about them here. I think I’ve just about settled on either this one or the Retroid Pocket 5, they seem to be roughly similar from what I can tell. Looking forward to full reviews of both once they’re available to help make the decision.

  Halfway settled on the CubeXX at first, but I think the rectangle screen would be a little more useful than square, and there are a few PS2 and N64 games that I’d love to play and I think it’s too underpowered for that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And 299999999 is divisible by 13⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup, this is just a coordinated smear campaign from Big Integer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Return to office perks⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I do like my water to be well-cooked. Would you recommend this water cooker?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ploopy mouse movement is laggy, what can I do?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks. Imma see how it holds up for now after I cleaned it up a little, it does seem better so far. Good to know it’s likely my own lack of soldering skills and that it isn’t totally borked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ploopy mouse movement is laggy, what can I do?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t seem to be any rhyme or reason, just random. I just took it back apart and did my best to clean up a couple joints. Seems to be doing better so far, hopefully this was all I had to do.

  Please don’t laugh, like I said, it’s only my second time.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ploopy mouse movement is laggy, what can I do?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope, other mice are fine, just started with this one.

• Ploopy mouse movement is laggy, what can I do?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are there foods that dogs can safely eat but humans can't?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a lot more chances to jump off your float for a sec and enjoy the scenery on a long lazy river than there is on a water slide.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help designing a button?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Something like the reset button on the Prusa MK4 screen maybe?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a Hobby⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is just a screenshot from the Seek app.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Raspberry Pi is now a public company⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Welp, there went that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It still stings⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think Steve would happily encourage you to cap a single anything. If he knew it was the only option he may turn away and let you do what you needed to do. But he wouldn’t be happy about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Could I get an autopsy done on myself while I'm alive?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Highdeas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Car spotting game⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think I’ve ever seen any of those except for just plain Slug Bug.

  The other game we used to play, probably at least 20 years ago now, was if you saw an oncoming car with a headlight out, you’d yell “sex” and everyone has to touch the ceiling, and then iirc the original spotter got to punch the last person to touch the ceiling. Dunno if that’s still a thing or not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Safety first⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Clearly that man’s tongs weren’t tongy enough. And now he’s got no one to blame but himself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What games do you replay regularly/annually ?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve played Dragon Warrior on basically every piece of technology I’ve ever owned that is capable of NES emulation. PCs, phones, Raspberry PIs, all of it. Sometimes with game genie cheats, sometimes clean. I don’t know if it’s been “annually” per se, but it’s almost certainly the game I’ve replayed the most times over my life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The feud between Elon Musk and Sam Altman – explained | Technology⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Me have lot money. Him have lot money. Me get more money if him can’t get money no more. Money.

  Thank you for coming to my TED talk.