I want this to be real.
Scandal
Submitted 7 hours ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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DundasStation@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
ceenote@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
It would almost make Trump’s political career worth it.
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 43 minutes ago
People voted for this. 🤦
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Bro I didn’t ask for this
Tidesphere@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Oh hey Maga was right
Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files.
pennomi@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I don’t think anybody who pays attention is surprised about that.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
I like to think I’m moderately informed, but never in a million years did I think Trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob would be in the Epstein files.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
null@piefed.nullspace.lol 6 hours ago
He does love a Big Beautiful Bill.
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 42 minutes ago
Oh trump you blow hard…
s@piefed.world 7 hours ago
Honestly how bad must Hillary’s head game be if you’re not sated by Lewinsky and you find yourself going to Trump instead
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Or how good is Trump’s deepthroat game?
momentary@lemmy.ml 4 hours ago
He is rocking that whole neck vag thing…
certified_expert@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
What’s the reference? (preparing myself for some “normal” 2025 shit)
CelloMike@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Trump mayyyy have sucked Clinton off on Epstein’s island, according to the new email release…
certified_expert@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
lol Maga gotta be happy about it
big_slap@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
AHAHAHAHA!!!
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
Epstein email asking if Putin had pics of Trump blowing “Bubba”, which was one of Bill Clinton’s nicknames
someguy3@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Not “photos”, it’s “the photos” emphasis onthe which sounds uff much more real.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
marcos@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I imagine there’s something about Clinton on the Epstein emails, like everybody expects. But I’m also out of the loop.
big_slap@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
probably bill clinton links to epstien
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Please expose these pics Putin, wtf are you waiting for?
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
As Bezos demonstrated, if the pics are exposed, you have no power over the people in the pics.
SpicyLengthiness@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
Same reason why, if someone blackmails you with a pic, just let them release it. They likely won’t. But who cares. If my friends and family see a webcam vid of me furiously masturbating, that’s probably more damaging to them, than me. I’d just own it.
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Guess that makes sense.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Clinton is a maniac! he will let literally anyone suck his dick
psoul@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I mean, hard to say who owns the lips around your spigot when your head is busy with some top shelf fruit. 🚤
expatriado@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
what Clinton is going to do? come out and say “I did not have sexual relationships with that man, Mr Trump”
s@piefed.world 6 hours ago
“Do you, the people, really believe that Donald Trump would have sexual relations with an adult?”
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Uniparty? More like Lemon Party
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 44 minutes ago
I haven’t thought about that picture in a long time.
shalafi@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I am stunned you all are taking this seriously. He’s obviously joking. Sounds like a reference to Trump kissing Clinton’s ass.
Tryenjer@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
It doesn’t really matter. It’s funny and that’s enough to believe it was real.
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I wish you were right, but that genuinely doesn’t make any sense.
What even could be “the photos” of someone kissing someone’s ass in a metaphorical sense?
Especially when the context is a conversation with someone who owns a literal depraved-and-illegal-sex themed island designed specifically to generate blackmail on the wealthy and powerful.
Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 hours ago
Somebody, please, make an ai visualization of this.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 hours ago
Oh well be seeing it on Southpark. I’m hoping for sidelong glances between the two of them
dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org 3 hours ago
fonix232@fedia.io 6 hours ago
This is big
Donald Trump to Bill Clinton
arin@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
I want a phantom blowjob!
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
Trump’s portrayal as a muscled hunk makes a bit more sense now. It rarely attracts women.
BigDiction@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
/uj why does Bubba = Bill Clinton?
expatriado@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
because of all Bubbas, it offered the most meme potential
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
Nickname because he was from Arkansas, origin of Bubbas.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Musky!
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 6 hours ago
But the font is slightly different…
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
email supports font selection
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Suck it Donny!
CubitOom@infosec.pub 6 hours ago
Poor Bush is like, wtf…why didn’t I get sucked off by pedophiles?
switcheroo@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
So the P tapes Putin has as leverage over the orange cancer is actually P(enis) not P(ee)! 🤯 Putin has photos of drumpf blowing Clinton! It makes so much fucking sense! All the hatred drumpf has for Hillary, his fear of Putin, how he knew how to fellate that poor microphone!
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 16 minutes ago
We need to get Clinton, now being persecuted by White House for Epstein links, to say “I did not have sexual relations with that man, Mr Trump.” as a non-denial.