They Wylin'
Submitted 4 months ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MTZ@lemmy.world 4 months ago
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Wait… what?
What the hell is going on?
MTZ@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Clinton was kickin back, getting his knob slobbed by Trump.
saruwatarikooji@lemmy.world 4 months ago
And apparently Putin has the photos to prove it.
zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 4 months ago
So both presidential candidates in 2016 have sucked off a previous president
bitchkat@lemmy.world 4 months ago
The same one even.
bytesonbike@discuss.online 4 months ago
What a time to be alive
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 4 months ago
Wow. That was not on my bingo card 😂🤣.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 months ago
Guys… What if this was the reason he didn’t want the Epstein files released? He doesn’t care about everyone knowing he’s a pedo; he just doesn’t want anyone to know he literally sucks cock.
MTZ@lemmy.world 4 months ago
That makes so much sense actually
orioler25@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It actually makes more sense tbh. Being queer is far worse to fascists than being a pedophile rapist. This is especially damning when the person he sucked off is prominent in the conspiracy theories he depended on for the past decade.
bugbearownsyou@lemmy.world 4 months ago
What are the odds Clinton tried to convince everyone he came across to suck him off?
And yes, pun intended.
bytesonbike@discuss.online 4 months ago
Bill Clinton got that rizz
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 months ago
I wonder if this is the real reason he hates Hilary?
DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org 4 months ago
His base will be like: Real men suck cock!
bytesonbike@discuss.online 4 months ago
Kinda like when that Proud Boy leader stuck a dildo up his ass during a live call
FatVegan@leminal.space 4 months ago
Eww you guys fuck pussies?
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Gaaaaay
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 months ago
We’ve been saying it all along! Make America Gay Again!
LiveLM@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
My main question is why Clinton would even accept receiving such an act from such a …character… Surely he had better options available???
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Madison420@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s about power not sexual attraction. It’s a submissive act to blow someone and they get off on that. What it really says is Epstein has enough power over him that it’s talked about as just another day.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 months ago
My guess?
Drugs, alcohol, and availability.
Xanthobilly@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Power. It’s about power amongst the elite.
ghen@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
I dunno Clinton likes em ugly
jj4211@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I doubt this one. It would require that Trump ever would care about the pleasure of anyone other than himself.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 months ago
you clearly never sucked dick before.
bytesonbike@discuss.online 4 months ago
Donny boy has GI issues, the diaper wear. GI issues can come from a lot of things, one major thing being stimulant abuse, like cocaine and meth. The 80s-90s was well known for their cocaine abuse, especially in the business setting.
So I guess what I’m saying is… Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
sunbytes@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Some people find power in performing a “submissive” act.
Other just find it nice to SCHLORP GHHLOORP GUUUGK SCHLORP.
Different uh… strokes for different folks.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 months ago
dunno ive seen his double bj dance
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 4 months ago
The implication, then, is that he really likes to suck dick.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Although, he does listen to the Village People quite a bit and apparently puts most of his time and energy into interior decorating…
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
and that dance is pure muscle memory…
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Dasus@lemmy.world 4 months ago
optissima@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
A dollar was dangled in front of him!
_stranger_@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Please of unknowable ancient powers of chaos and chance, let this email be the reason he takes the Hitler Express right out of town.
Signtist@bookwyr.me 4 months ago
If I had a nickle for every time a sitting president was shamed because Bill Clinton got a blowjob, I’d have 2 nickles. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
What happened?
Signtist@bookwyr.me 4 months ago
Bill Clinton was impeached in 1998 after it came out that a white house intern, Monica Lewinsky, had been giving him blowjobs, and now this.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 months ago
“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and blow somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, OK?”
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Must be a tall blowjob recipient?
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Or they’re standing on something.
Secret_Music@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
DaedalousIlios@pawb.social 4 months ago
The worst part is: everything that has happened over the course of his presidency has been so absurdly beyond parody that I almost didn’t notice that this was lemmyshitpost.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s lemmyshitpost, but it’s also true, to further flummox you.
1984@lemmy.today 4 months ago
I think we went into absurdo timeline when they launched cern… The matrix is currently playing out a lot of ridiculous scenarios…
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 months ago
i blame the weasels
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Seeing this RIGHT after watching the latest South Park episode…
Guess I need to do some fact checking before I get my hopes up
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 months ago
This is out south parking south park yes?
MTZ@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This far out South Park, yes. This was actually a unifying event where hundreds of thousands or maybe millions of people all united to create millions upon millions of memes about this one event. And it’s still happening, to some degree. Viral doesn’t even come close to describing what this has been.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Please let this be true, and let this be his downfall, not just because it’s deserved, but because it would be fucking hilarious.
LiveLM@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
If being a pedophile doesn’t bring him down but performing a homosexual act does I’m gonna be pissed
yakko@feddit.uk 4 months ago
The universe, powered by irony, might not cause anything funny to happen for the next three days, if this is true.
MTZ@lemmy.world 4 months ago
MTZ@lemmy.world 4 months ago
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Damn this looks like my cat. Rip bozo
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 months ago
RIP Bozo. And RIP Ralphie.
MTZ@lemmy.world 4 months ago
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
Listen, slick Willie might be a child raping scumbag, but he knows a DJT blowjob is going to be all teeth and self-aggrandizement. No one wants to have oral interrupted every 10 seconds by the person giving oral talking about how great they are at giving oral.
IWW4@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Please, someone post a corroborating link that Proves that this is true!!
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
I’m even american but this is funny lmao 🤣🤣🤣
MTZ@lemmy.world 4 months ago
DJT naming it The Big Beautiful Bill now makes a lot more sense.
Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 4 months ago
That’s gey
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s irresponsible to post this without a source
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Fuckin what
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
COCK DOCK SCHLONG PURPLE EHADED YOGURT SLINGER PRICK FUCKSTICK PENIS L.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 months ago
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