dylanmorgan
@dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
- Comment on Waymo Forced to Halt Overnight Operations As Punishment for Causing Nonstop Ruckus 11 hours ago:
Using “ruckus” I the title and not referencing Wu Tang in the article? Straight to jail.
- Comment on Insulin 2 days ago:
I’m not diabetic and the situation with insulin fills me with a white hot rage.
- Comment on I love the internet sometimes. 1 week ago:
Who am I? There’s a sign outside says Lou’s Tavern. I’m fuckin Lou. Who the fuck are you?
- Comment on Microsoft AI CEO pushes back against critics after recent Windows AI backlash — "the fact that people are unimpressed ... is mindblowing to me" 1 week ago:
Pro tip: when your customers don’t like your product, it’s not their fault. It’s yours, and the appropriate response is not complaining or incredulity that people don’t like it. The appropriate response is to change the product or scrap it completely.
- Comment on They Wylin' 2 weeks ago:
Listen, slick Willie might be a child raping scumbag, but he knows a DJT blowjob is going to be all teeth and self-aggrandizement. No one wants to have oral interrupted every 10 seconds by the person giving oral talking about how great they are at giving oral.
- Comment on Reddit mod jailed for sharing movie sex scenes in rare “moral rights” verdict 2 weeks ago:
Seems like this was based on the people whose images were being exploited complaining to the court, so their view of what infringes their reputation.
- Comment on Reddit mod jailed for sharing movie sex scenes in rare “moral rights” verdict 2 weeks ago:
Except a remake would not use the original actor’s image, a trailer is part of marketing the actor agreed to, and parodies are covered by fair use.
- Comment on Does anyone know what's inside this building? 2 weeks ago:
I hadn’t, but I also meant this guy:
- Comment on Does anyone know what's inside this building? 2 weeks ago:
But so has Bubbles.
- Comment on grindr dump (in post body) 3 weeks ago:
The point is, if 10% of guys in a given population are unspeakably awful, that’s the 10% who you will hear from on a dating app. You don’t get that from fems because they are typically being pursued on all dating and social media apps, because we still largely hold to the cultural norm that men/masc presenting people are responsible for asking the other person out.
It seems worse on Grindr because the majority of users are cis men-the very people who have been told since birth that it’s their job to pursue sexual connections. Of course that leads to poor behavior.
- Comment on They even do Price Discrimination on video games now 3 weeks ago:
The base game is $60 on the PlayStation store for me 😭
- Comment on ICE's 'Frightening' Facial Recognition App is Scanning US Citizens Without Their Consent 3 weeks ago:
Remember kids, Juggalo makeup defeats facial recognition. Woop woop!
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Welcome to our L. Notice there is no poo in it.
- Comment on Google pulls the plug on first and second gen Nest Thermostats 4 weeks ago:
If you can point out to republican voters how the DMCA fucks them too, you can bury your shitty GOP rep in calls and letters which might make them change.
Maybe.
- Comment on Why did Thanos, with the power of all the infinity stones, never think to try doubling the amount of resources in the world? 5 weeks ago:
That’s in the comics. We’re talking about the movies, where the personification of death is not a factor.
- Comment on Why did Thanos, with the power of all the infinity stones, never think to try doubling the amount of resources in the world? 5 weeks ago:
Because it’s a pretty dumb story at its core. Because they wanted the “worst villain” but couldn’t come up with something more interesting or intelligent than “misguided environmental terrorist.”
- Comment on I don't think so 5 weeks ago:
Yep. Much like the swastika was a Hindu and Buddhist symbol (that Hindus and Buddhists have largely given up b/c Nazis) “volk” is one of those things the Nazis tainted for good.
- Comment on I don't think so 5 weeks ago:
🤢🤮
- Comment on They say word-of-mouth marketing is the most effective form of marketing. What games did you (not) enjoy that came well-recommended by friends to you, and why did they recommend it to you? 1 month ago:
I never played RDR2 because I played 1 and GTA 4 and I just don’t like how Rockstar games play.
- Comment on They say word-of-mouth marketing is the most effective form of marketing. What games did you (not) enjoy that came well-recommended by friends to you, and why did they recommend it to you? 1 month ago:
Honestly impressive for a 20+ year-old game to still inspire hot takes.HL2 remains undefeated.
- Comment on They say word-of-mouth marketing is the most effective form of marketing. What games did you (not) enjoy that came well-recommended by friends to you, and why did they recommend it to you? 1 month ago:
This is kind of tangential to the question, but an incredibly irritating former friend would not shut the fuck up about Elden Ring for months after it came out and kept telling me to get it. I told him I didn’t like souls-like games and he said ER was “different” without explaining how. I still haven’t played it, even with recommendations from other people I trust. Same guy ensured I’ll never play Death Stranding, too.
- Comment on Framework supporting far-right racists? 1 month ago:
The issue with that is the toxic/racist/homophobic/transphobic people will by their behavior push out people who would otherwise contribute to development of projects. To have a big tent you can’t tacitly accept bigotry.
- Comment on You might be proud but she is disgusted 1 month ago:
Same. On the handful of occasions I’ve been asked I still don’t want to do it.
- Comment on You might be proud but she is disgusted 1 month ago:
Use tongs to remove the offending item from the area.
- Comment on Fake Protest Videos Are the Latest AI Slop to Go Viral in MAGA World 1 month ago:
Even if the images were real, I see a woman using her first amendment right to speech and assembly being assaulted by someone who has sworn to uphold the constitution.
- Comment on Flock Safety and Texas Sheriff Claimed License Plate Search Was for a Missing Person. It Was an Abortion Investigation. 1 month ago:
And if miscarriage is abortion, then “god” is the most prolific abortionist of all, since a majority of fertilized ova do not implant in the uterus or do implant but get expelled in the next period.
- Comment on Do you think he knows? He's gotta know. 1 month ago:
You don’t call a guy a “sexual matador” if he’s not a cuck. (He’s “dodging the bull.”)
I’d put $10 on Steven Miller being a virgin who has always just watched girlfriends getting fucked by other guys. Mostly because it would be worth $10 just to have him prove otherwise, ideally in the most technical sense (“I don’t watch, I jerk off as the girl tells me about it later.”)
- Comment on A cartoonist's review of AI art, by Matthew Inman 1 month ago:
I think pushing the button on a Casio keyboard is more akin to tracing your favorite comics panel than using an LLM image generator.
- Comment on when hell freezes 1 month ago:
Phrasing should be “I don’t think this is my order, much less my species.”
- Comment on US | White House official inadvertently reveals plans to send elite army unit to Portland 1 month ago:
The tapas chefs can do the world a solid and innovate the use of fly-agaric mushrooms in dishes for the airborne troops.
