dylanmorgan
@dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
- Comment on Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE 2 days ago:
2, maybe 3. Never used a typewriter, never owned an encyclopedia, I can’t recall ever sending a postcard.
- Comment on 90s band alignment chart 4 days ago:
Morphine should be as far to the right as they are to the left. Not sure what the original creator of the chart was thinking.
- Comment on Night dreaming is rated xXx 1 week ago:
C) I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.
- Comment on 🙄 Rule 1 week ago:
You absolutely can, comrade.
- Comment on 🙄 Rule 1 week ago:
In the heyday of punk there were also fascists claiming to be punk. They got the shit kicked out of them then, looks like it’s time to lace up the boots again.
- Comment on How Tesla blew its lead. 2 weeks ago:
True, I can’t imagine buying a used Tesla knowing that I’d still have to make monthly payments to keep some features.
I’m honestly surprised there isn’t a jailbreak community that completely replaces the Tesla OS with something else.
- Comment on How Tesla blew its lead. 2 weeks ago:
The article should just be “This Guy” followed by photos of Elon doing his thing for the last year or so.
- Comment on What's the best way for Elon to remove the parasite class? 🤔 4 weeks ago:
And therefore the best way for him to handle the parasite class would be quitting ketamine and using fentanyl instead.
- Comment on Judges Are Fed up With Lawyers Using AI That Hallucinate Court Cases 4 weeks ago:
Hold them in contempt. Put them in jail for a few days, then declare a mistrial due to incompetent counsel. For repeat offenders, file a formal complaint to the state bar.
- Comment on Is the pipeline true, fellas? 1 month ago:
No, we’re both basically anrarcho-communists.
- Comment on Is the pipeline true, fellas? 1 month ago:
I’m divorced and very anti-nazi, so it must be something else.
- Comment on Good morning. 1 month ago:
I’m sorry to hear that. I miss a lot, both the sex and the feeling of closeness with someone. My social life in general has more or less evaporated in the past few years, so the challenge of navigating someone new isn’t even an option for me.
- Comment on I feel my life is empty. Is there any way to stop this? 1 month ago:
I’m curious what kind of human contact you’ve “tried” that didn’t work. There’s a world of difference between contact that is mediated through the context of work or planned leisure activities with relative strangers and organic meaningful interaction. Humans need to be social and feel useful to those around them. If that is lacking in your life, I suggest volunteering somewhere. Your local humane society almost certainly needs volunteers who can wash dogs and cats, or help visitors interact with the animals. Or there are likely a number of places you can volunteer to help people who are hungry or unhoused.
- Comment on Good morning. 1 month ago:
Oh my, now I’m blushing.
- Comment on Good morning. 1 month ago:
If a woman did that to me I’d propose on the spot.
- Comment on Mexican president blasts US for harboring drug cartels 1 month ago:
Legalize drugs. It’s the only real way to end the violence.
- Comment on ICE Wants to Know If You’re Posting Negative Things About It Online 1 month ago:
ICE is full of sub literate rent-a-cops who want cover for their racism.
- Comment on ICE Wants to Know If You’re Posting Negative Things About It Online 1 month ago:
Maybe 30% of ICE personnel would understand that being the gestapo represents a “branding problem,” maybe 1% are ethical enough to feel bad about it but not enough to quit.
- Comment on ICE Wants to Know If You’re Posting Negative Things About It Online 1 month ago:
That seems overly complicated and counterproductive. How can ICE watch you fuck its mother if it’s sucking your balls? They should do that after you fuck its mother.
- Comment on Hyper-Normalization 1 month ago:
The Victor Pelevin novel Homo Zapiens touches on this a little as well.
- Comment on Twitterrific team launches new ‘Tapestry’ iPhone app for Bluesky, Mastodon, RSS, more 1 month ago:
I can’t either, looks like this is just for reading.
- Comment on I took the term "Tree Skirt" literally 2 months ago:
That’s really cool and creative. Is it uncomfortable to wear?
- Comment on Trying to reverse climate change won’t save us, scientists warn 5 months ago:
Not sure why you’re being downvoted. Glaciers formed over millennia. If they melt, they’re gone, even if we drop CO2 to pre-industrial levels. The Antarctic ice sheet is millions of years of snow that fell at the rate of a few inches a year and just didn’t melt. If significant portions of that fall off and melt, it’ll be millions of years more for the water it adds to the oceans to cycle back to the ice sheet again. The changes we have made will not be reversed automatically or in many cases at all.
- Comment on Trying to reverse climate change won’t save us, scientists warn 5 months ago:
Because it won’t work? That’s what I got from the article. I’m not sure what else you’re implying.
- Comment on Pressure vs Temp 5 months ago:
Gender chain-melted state? Gender superglass? Gender string-net liquid?
- Comment on bitey 5 months ago:
How is this calculated? Presumably you could directly measure all but the T-Rex and pliosaur, but how are those bits forces calculated?
- Comment on Should you trust that doctor? 5 months ago:
The meme references training, not physical ability. Strange should arguably be overlaid on Bones.
- Comment on let's settle this 5 months ago:
<pushes glasses up> it was actually Flavor-Aid.
- Comment on Badgers 5 months ago:
I remember learning that after my dad told me stories about badgers near the Minnesota farm where he grew up killing dogs significantly larger than dachshunds and thinking “how the fuck does that work??”
- Comment on Do you have what it takes to become a geologist? 5 months ago:
“That’s how I got the nickname ‘the Doc Ellis of geology’”