dylanmorgan

@dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨9 arrests for violent fascists attacking police - 900 for grannies and disabled people holding placards⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m certain that’s part of it. Cops are bullies, bullies are ultimately cowards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nightmare blunt rotation... or killer rotation?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Let Luigi smoke while I kick the other 3 into a coma.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendogs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So, Nintendo is advocating that we get real deep in pussy. Good to know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If orange Hitler is going to post AI images of him being a "hero", it seems only right to counterpoint his images with images of him bukkake'd by minorities, acting as a human toilet, etc.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “I never ate shit directly out of putins ass, it was in a bowl! Look!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why I Ditched Spotify, and How I Set Up My Own Music Stack⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish I was the kind of person who would do this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK Cops 'Ashamed and Sick' of Enforcing Ban on Anti-Genocide Group Palestine Action⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Then they should refuse to do it, and make the police force go through the trouble of firing them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ditto⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can different species of mushroom be fruits of the same mycelium?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨XC Running: Does anyone else's parents do this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am really sorry to hear this. I’ve tried to help my kids keep their feet on the ground, but still encourage them to work hard and share the enthusiasm they have for the pursuits they have chosen. Your mom sounds like she’s dealt with disappointment and hasn’t processed it well, so she’s negative about your interest in running.

  For what it’s worth, I think you show a lot of effort and work ethic, and that’s what gets people to state. I think you should continue to be an example to your teammates and encourage them to look for the positives.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's weird that we "take a shit". I don't know what other people are doing, but i definitely leave a shit, not take it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Beavis, referring to Andy Rooney on Sixty Minutes: “and another thing. Why do they call it taking a dump? I’m not taking it anywhere!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People sticking Q-tips in their (E)ars and to a lesser extent, (N)oses and (T)hroats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨T-Rex Burger⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, back in 2004 a guy bought a 100x100 from In-n-Out. (100 patties, 100 slices of cheese.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Informative review ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Early on when it was coming into the US shops made the distinction, but Americans just sort of conflated the two. Makes it confusing if you want bubble tea with jelly and not pearls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Informative review ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This has bugged me for twenty years.

  “Bubble tea” refers to tea that is mixed in a shaker, creating a small layer of bubbles when it is served.

  “Bubble tea with pearls” is the one with tapioca pearls in the bottom. Milk tea is tea made with milk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If copyright on a work expired immediately after death, would be that a bad or good idea?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You might expand that to “society continuing to allow children to suffer because their parents are unable to care for them is a larger issue than the question of copyright.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coinbase CEO explains why he fired engineers who didn’t try AI immediately⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t modular code used to handle repetitive mundane bits?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨REDRUM⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I actually have a good friend who got into hermit crab rescue, it’s pretty cool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A real question about trans athletes and records⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree, and the ways in which it could materially matter (in the US, admission to and/or scholarships for better universities, for example) should be mitigated by making things like education available to all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It Took Many Years And Billions Of Dollars, But Microsoft Finally Invented A Calculator That Is Wrong Sometimes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jack Handey was an SNL writer, “Deep Thoughts” was a series of one-liners that aired between sketches in the early 90s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨advertisement⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you don’t want to eat shit, try eating fermented food, especially stuff you ferment yourself. Kimchi, sauerkraut, fermented pickles…all good for refreshing your gut biome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CUSTAAAAAAAARD⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had no idea. This will require an unbelievable amount of editing on my platypus furry porn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CUSTAAAAAAAARD⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But can you?

  I know that not every mammal’s milk can be made into cheese, the protein and fat balance is off in many animals that do not eat grass. Therefore I assume it is possible the platypus’ milk and eggs may not behave the same way cows milk and chicken eggs do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CUSTAAAAAAAARD⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are savory custards that do not require sugar. Just a bit of their sour toxin should give it a nice savory kick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FROG FACT MONDAY⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Every predator would stay away from this frog who is clearly out of its mind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sorry⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There really should be a “shut the fuck up and leave me alone” option.

  Like with all the political texts, I just respond “fuck off” and ~90% of them respond “you’ve been unsubscribed.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Toot toot⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That will definitely go over well with my neighbors

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Debatable⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He ate hot wings last night.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta appoints anti-LGBTQ+ conspiracy theorist Robby Starbuck as AI bias advisor⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “No, no, NO! The chatbot needs a more comprehensive lexicon of slurs! Did you feed it the entirety of stand up comedy by white men from 1960-1988 like I told you to?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta appoints anti-LGBTQ+ conspiracy theorist Robby Starbuck as AI bias advisor⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Facebook: at least we didn’t go with our first choice, David Duke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MD = oMega Dumbass⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your suggestion of a baseline unvaccinated value is worthless in this context, I think my analogy makes that clear.

  If you were comparing two different vaccines for the same virus, and one had an initial massive increase in antibody levels that then fell off, and the other just showed an increase with no falloff, that would be a meaningful comparison.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy be like⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pfft, as if a post on lemmy would ever get more than 1K upvotes.