dylanmorgan
@dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
- Comment on TikTok claimed bugs blocked anti-ICE videos, Epstein mentions; experts call BS 43 minutes ago:
You mean “experts” who have even the slightest understanding of how software works?
- Comment on Le Tits, Now! 1 day ago:
It looks like there was some weird drama around her but I couldn’t find any details other than some vague claims about death threats.
- Comment on it's right there 😖 6 days ago:
One of the many calls of the void I experience frequently.
- Comment on AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns 1 week ago:
If no one buys these shoes that fall apart after breaking their toes, the growth of the Shoes-That-Injure-The-Wearer industry could really take a hit!
- Comment on Data centers will consume 70 percent of memory chips made in 2026 - supply shortfall will cause the chip shortage to spread to other segments | Tom's Hardware 1 week ago:
Except there are zero contracts in place to actually build those data centers, nor is there enough power generated to run them. I really wish tech journalists would do the background to determine if what these documented liars are saying is even possible, never mind likely.
- Comment on The consequences of not building enough housing 1 week ago:
Appropriate that something in a neoliberal community is in the shitposting community too.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Every day is violent swinging between 7 and 9.
- Comment on Being Trans Isn't Normal or Part of Nature...or is it...? 1 week ago:
Don’t Catholics subscribe to the doctrine of TRANSubstantiation?
- Comment on Sold in Belgrade... 2 weeks ago:
So…the orcs are the good guys in this one?
- Comment on The whole "toilet seat up, toilet seat down" gender debate could be solved by everybody putting the seat and lid down. 3 weeks ago:
Assuming 50% of people in the world have a penis (it’s lower but for the sake of argument we’ll say 50%), more than 50% of bathroom visits require sitting. People with vulvas need to sit, but so does anyone who is pooping, as well as anyone who has one of a number of conditions that makes standing during a bathroom visit untenable. Therefore, the seat should always be put down.
- Comment on MegaLag - The Honey Scam is Worse Than I Thought 3 weeks ago:
I appreciate the TLDW because the thumbnail made me think this was about bee vomit, not a scammy browser plugin
- Comment on Japan’s Birth Rate Set to Break Even the Bleakest Forecasts 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, I was looking around and I couldn’t find anything about an actual program which makes me think it may have been just a comment someone made suggesting something like that. I do remember thinking at the time that Japan is rather unwelcoming to immigration by non-Japanese people so there would have to be a major shift in culture to allow that kind of thing.
- Comment on Japan’s Birth Rate Set to Break Even the Bleakest Forecasts 4 weeks ago:
Didn’t they have a program a few years ago inviting foreigners to come and have (effectively) anchor babies?
- Comment on Maybe the RAM shortage will make software less bloated? 4 weeks ago:
Aw, that’s adorable. You still think good things might happen.
- Comment on Why are there so many Christmas songs, yet hardly any New Year's ones? 1 month ago:
Nope, it was written for a minstrel show, to mock black folks. The songwriter later moved south to join the confederacy.
- Comment on An Apple fan says they lost '20 years of digital life' after using an Apple gift card 1 month ago:
Yeah, his photos and other content he generated may be retrievable via personal backups, but if he bought media or apps from Apple, those are unavailable if he’s not authenticated via Appleid, and if his devices can’t authenticate he is basically unable to use them for anything.
- Comment on I browse. 1 month ago:
Sorry, let me clarify: your tattoos won’t look cool when you’re older. This dude isn’t you.
- Comment on Hmm 1 month ago:
“Hmmm,” as in “hmmm, is there already a dontputyourdickinthat community?”
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I think it would be both normal and probably welcomed by a lot of them (as long as you’re not pushing an MLM.) Worst case scenario, they decline your friend request, but it’s not “weird.”
- Comment on Israel’s IDF Bans Android Phones—iPhones Now ‘Mandatory’ 1 month ago:
I was mostly joking about apple’s rule that they don’t show villains in movies using Apple products.
- Comment on Israel’s IDF Bans Android Phones—iPhones Now ‘Mandatory’ 1 month ago:
Odd, I thought Apple didn’t want villains using iPhones.
- Comment on Waymo Forced to Halt Overnight Operations As Punishment for Causing Nonstop Ruckus 1 month ago:
Using “ruckus” I the title and not referencing Wu Tang in the article? Straight to jail.
- Comment on Insulin 1 month ago:
I’m not diabetic and the situation with insulin fills me with a white hot rage.
- Comment on I love the internet sometimes. 2 months ago:
Who am I? There’s a sign outside says Lou’s Tavern. I’m fuckin Lou. Who the fuck are you?
- Comment on Microsoft AI CEO pushes back against critics after recent Windows AI backlash — "the fact that people are unimpressed ... is mindblowing to me" 2 months ago:
Pro tip: when your customers don’t like your product, it’s not their fault. It’s yours, and the appropriate response is not complaining or incredulity that people don’t like it. The appropriate response is to change the product or scrap it completely.
- Comment on They Wylin' 2 months ago:
Listen, slick Willie might be a child raping scumbag, but he knows a DJT blowjob is going to be all teeth and self-aggrandizement. No one wants to have oral interrupted every 10 seconds by the person giving oral talking about how great they are at giving oral.
- Comment on Reddit mod jailed for sharing movie sex scenes in rare “moral rights” verdict 2 months ago:
Seems like this was based on the people whose images were being exploited complaining to the court, so their view of what infringes their reputation.
- Comment on Reddit mod jailed for sharing movie sex scenes in rare “moral rights” verdict 2 months ago:
Except a remake would not use the original actor’s image, a trailer is part of marketing the actor agreed to, and parodies are covered by fair use.
- Comment on Does anyone know what's inside this building? 2 months ago:
I hadn’t, but I also meant this guy:
- Comment on Does anyone know what's inside this building? 2 months ago:
But so has Bubbles.
