I love fucking pasta

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• sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He did canned beans too. I will not elaborate

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  • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’ll be disappointed if Bush’s isn’t the most fuckable brand of bean.

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    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Mom walked in without knocking and caught me rolling that beautiful bean footage.

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    • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Dammit. I ate some Bush’s beans with dinner tonight. Apparently I’m doing it all wrong.

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    • Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Bean footage isn’t so beautiful now, is it?

      tosses beans a towel

      Clean yourself up. You’re a mess.

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    • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      So you like some fur?

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Not safe for Lemmy.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No need to.

    So it’s all about food, huh? Not my thing, but I understand. We’ve all dipped our… toes… into the whipped cream/ chocolate syrup/ honey world.

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• aarch0x40@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Spoiler Alert! It’s the alfedo primavera

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  • crank0271@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Someone’s going to have to watch the video to confirm

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  • edinbruh@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What the fuck is an Alfredo?

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    • aarch0x40@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Fancy Mac and cheese

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m not sure if it’s true, but it does make all kinds of sense.

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    • aarch0x40@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s actually mac & cheese 🤤

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• siha@feddit.uk ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Matpat is not who he used to be…

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• couch1potato@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sauce?

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  • HeurtisticAlgorithm9@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Looks like it yeah

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    • winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I hope he takes the best pasta and finds the best sauce next

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  • Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    r/196, This person (I forgot which gender they like to go by) was a frequent poster there and would post these videos and a lot of other nsfw adjacent ones a few years ago.

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  • Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Pesto if you’re into the sloppy seconds nut.

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  • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Pomarolla

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• popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  5342

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• Brewchin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is this “if PornHub monetised and incentivised content creators like YouTube does”?

  Also: The pasta - cooked or raw? 🤡

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  • CandleTiger@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Nobody’s fucking raw pasta, mate

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    • Brewchin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You know this is the internet right? Nothing is beyond the realms of possibility if money is involved. Did Jackass teach us nothing?

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    • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Look up “one man one jar” and then tell me how certain you are about that statement.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      that doesn’t sound right to me

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    • zerobot@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      i must be nobody then 😳

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    • xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Gordon Ramsey approves

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  • zerobot@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    al dente is the only fuckable pasta imo

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  • aarch0x40@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Well, he did slip on a rubber first.

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      so he cant impregnate the pasta.

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• pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I think I actually watched this

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You think? You don’t remember? I’d remember that.

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    • pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Alr, ok, I definitely watched this

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• notarobot@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  No honey. I said “i fucking love pasta”. This is not a new kink you have to learn about. Just a misunderstanding

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I understood what you said. And I understood what I said.

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• 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  As an Italian, I’m lost for words

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  • FridaySteve@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Use expressive hand gestures. 🤌

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    • 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      my hands are trembling

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• Aliya@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This can’t be real

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  • synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It is a really video. It’s like, a surprising detailed review.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    First day on the Internet, eh?

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    • Aliya@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yes feels like :s , hard enough to believe that some guys stick their thing in pasta… but that someone actually made a serious review about it ? Guess, I wanna keep my naivety

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• NotSteve_@piefed.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Aw man this person lol. I remember them from the old world subreddit

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

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• RattlerSix@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Gotta be rotini, it’s ribbed

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Marketing!

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• Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So what’s the answer? I feel a chubby coming on and just can’t wait!

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I think we need some hypotheses here. My guess is that a short, springy pasta like a rotini or a fusili, or even a cavatappi, would be best, as opposed to something long and stringy, like spaghetti or fettuccine. Angel Hair would be far too delicate if the passion gets…vigorous.

  Thoughts?

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• dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Outrageous! What’s the link so I can make sure I never see it?

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• normalexit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Rhett and Link are really expanding the brand.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    As you can see, we can’t.

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• volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Can someone brave enough please FINALLY post the eventual tier list he comes up with

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• sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I miss anarchostripperism

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• lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Post needs a link with NSFW tag (for accessibility).

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Do calzones next!

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• MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Obviously it’s puttanesca

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ah, this generation has found its Jason Biggs.

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I was at the brewery recently and one of the televisions was just on a playlist of this YouTube channel with some old Italian grandmas, chilling at home, making handmade pasta.

  Would love a Collab.

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  • pendel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    But would he find out which grandma‘s pasta is the best to fuck or would he find out which grandma making pasta is the best to fuck?

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    • Guilvareux@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I think you’re actually describing a two part series

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This is getting better and better

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      ¿Por que no los dos?

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Giggity

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• RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  How does rigatoni rate?

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  • mriormro@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    RICKKKKYYYY. FUCKING RRRRRRRIGATONIII baby

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Finally mankind has evolved beyond feet, 20 more years like this and we might move past furry’s too

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ain’t no rule that pasta can’t go on furry feet, last time that I checked, mon frere.

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• DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fucking clickbait, which type is it?

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I suppose you would need to check the original source…

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    • DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Sigh, fine. Time to cook.

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• Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I think too many things are illegal. This is not one of those things.

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• frostysauce@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m in Oklahoma, anyone got a non-PH link?

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  • Peter1986C@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    He basically has them inside (translucent) sex toys and puts his dick in there. I am not sure you would be missing much. 😆

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  • mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yes. www.protonvpn.com

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• Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Everyone thinks they’re manicotti, but in the end, we’re all just ditalini.

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