aarch0x40
@aarch0x40@lemmy.world
- Comment on I feel like a buffet would fix this 5 weeks ago:
First with the tiny penis and then with the premature ejaculation. It was the greatest premature ejaculation ever, received an award for it. Everyone loves his premature ejaculation and micro dick. They can’t stop talking about it, that’s how great it is.
- Comment on I Thought I Knew You 5 weeks ago:
How dare you! Think of the Investor’s Money! Mega yachts don’t buy themselves!
- Comment on I love fucking pasta 1 month ago:
Well, he did slip on a rubber first.
- Comment on I love fucking pasta 1 month ago:
Fancy Mac and cheese
- Comment on Global Warming [Photographic Evidence] 1 month ago:
This visual aid needs to be updated with the 2010s and 2020s. I’ll wait.
- Comment on Try Butt Nutts Today!! 1 month ago:
I’ll take eight!!
- Comment on I love fucking pasta 1 month ago:
It’s actually mac & cheese 🤤
- Comment on natural environment conditions 1 month ago:
Fire post!
- Comment on I love fucking pasta 1 month ago:
Spoiler Alert! It’s the alfedo primavera
- Comment on Maybe there was a cure for human cancer, but it didn't work at all in mice. 1 month ago:
There’s more profit in causing and treating cancer than curing it. Can’t weaken those revenue streams just so some poor people can go on living. If they were worth saving then they wouldn’t have been born better.
- Comment on Maybe there was a cure for human cancer, but it didn't work at all in mice. 1 month ago:
There are preventative measures but they’re all based on the rich not poisoning everyone for profit.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Stella clearly wasn’t a good wife. She probably asked Andy to do it.
- Comment on It's Time 1 month ago:
o i
- Comment on Jurassic Bark 1 month ago:
♪ If it takes forever ♪
♪ I will wait for you ♪
♪ For a thousand summers ♪
♪ I will wait for you ♪
♪ Till you’re back beside me ♪
♪ Till I’m holding you ♪
- Comment on Got Banned for Fixing Roku — The Paul Blart Mod Chronicles 1 month ago:
I had setup some Lemmy accounts a while back but was procrastinating on settling into them. Received a 2-week ban for a Rule 1 violation because context is irrelevant to Reddit. Took the opportunity to finally finish setting up in the Fediverse and haven’t opened Reddit since.
- Comment on Review season 1 month ago:
- Comment on hmm breakfast 1 month ago:
Everyone know it’s dangerous minorities that make you fat!
- Comment on hmm breakfast 1 month ago:
Ask your Doctor if c/lemmyshitpost is right for you! Side affects may include absurdity, nausea, diarrhea and gastrointestinal distress.
- Comment on hmm breakfast 1 month ago:
Who do these people think they are, making jokes on shitposts? I’d report myself to the mods if that was an option!
- Comment on hmm breakfast 1 month ago:
My comment was so serious, one could say it was super serious.
sips a cigarrette and take a drag off coffee
- Comment on hmm breakfast 1 month ago:
To be fair, cigarettes and coffee are probably healtier than all those foodproduct items on the left.
- Comment on bit nieche 1 month ago:
an homage to a another time?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
This isn’t a shitpost, it’s the truth.
- Comment on What if reincarnation is real, but you were probably plankton in your last life, so you don’t remember anything anyway? 1 month ago:
Damn, I didn’t realize plankton had it so hard. Makes sense that it would be krill or be krilled.
- Comment on What if reincarnation is real, but you were probably plankton in your last life, so you don’t remember anything anyway? 1 month ago:
Then wouldn’t he have gone to plankton heaven?
- Comment on What if reincarnation is real, but you were probably plankton in your last life, so you don’t remember anything anyway? 1 month ago:
You could take refuge in the fact that you were a very good plankton to make it all the way to human.
- Comment on bonding 1 month ago:
Not now, Boy! Daddy’s got a hot machine!
- Comment on Google flags Immich sites as dangerous 1 month ago:
Google, protecting you from privacy
- Comment on Miss hearing just one word can be a problem 1 month ago:
How could she miss it? That’s a pretty nice caulk.
- Comment on life purpose 1 month ago:
I don’t like to talk about my flair.
