DrDystopia
@DrDystopia@lemy.lol
Doc D’s prescription: Two memes, one shitpost and don’t call me in the morning.
- Comment on Why doesn't the US build a bridge here to connect Alaska to the mainland? Are they stupid? 27 minutes ago:
Yes, and how convenient I know a guy who has a bridge to sell as well!
- Comment on Things that make you go hmm... 1 day ago:
Dang you’re right. At first I didn’t notice but now I see it in 4K.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 day ago:
Ukuleles has that weird tiny low string, it’s like a crocked toe or something.
On a more practical not, pun intended, why not some type of guitar? It’s a much bigger family of musical instruments and once you know one…
- Comment on This is a real machine in Romania. Do 20 squats in front of it, and it prints you a free bus ticket. 3 days ago:
Ten squats? You will be allowed to run after the bus as it leaves the station but the but won’t stop and wait for you.
- Comment on Crime Fighter MSDOS 4 days ago:
Sounds cool, the only other game I’ve tried even remotely similar is that drug dealer game everybody had back in the day. Always wondered why the gamemechanics wasn’t incorporated into GTA.
Anyways…
- Comment on Good evening I choose getting the job done. 4 days ago:
Very shitty, very good.
- Comment on hat 5 days ago:
Oh damn son
- Comment on hat 5 days ago:
That’s a nice **** ** *hat you got there.
- Comment on hat 5 days ago:
Ever? Also better than any hat in the future? But what if they make a time travel hat or something, like the hat of eternal youth?
Even if it looked like an orange plastic bucket even you have to admit a time travel bucket hat is better than a bowler hat. Surely.
- Comment on Mars - everything about the planet mars 5 days ago:
I’m not gonna sell it to you, since i’m not a businessman.
Don’t sell yourself short, I am a conman and I can sell anything.
Want to buy a bridge? I’m a historical bridge realtor.
That’s all i can say today.
Maybe tomorrow you can reveal your secrets.
- Comment on Mars - everything about the planet mars 5 days ago:
What’s going on with the big ol’ red, still a dead pile of rocks? Did they find water and life? Did it turn out to be a hoax and that Mars isn’t even real?
Sell it to me, spaceman!
- Comment on Cheating in games are for losers, I prefer cyanocobalamin, phosphatidylserine and the proprietary n.r.GG Nootropic Blend. 5 days ago:
Paint thinner? Sounds like Diet Paint.
- Comment on Cheating in games are for losers, I prefer cyanocobalamin, phosphatidylserine and the proprietary n.r.GG Nootropic Blend. 5 days ago:
There’s so many
bad oneseh,good ones…There’s so many of them.
- Comment on Cheating in games are for losers, I prefer cyanocobalamin, phosphatidylserine and the proprietary n.r.GG Nootropic Blend. 5 days ago:
How about setting an age limit, like 18 ? Grown people can buy paint to drink if they want after all.
- Cheating in games are for losers, I prefer cyanocobalamin, phosphatidylserine and the proprietary n.r.GG Nootropic Blend.lemy.lol ↗Submitted 6 days ago to [deleted] | 10 comments
- Comment on Nextcloud and Thinkfree Office sign partnership agreement to add more choices for users - Nextcloud 1 week ago:
There are so many things I would like them to fix before they add more half-baked stuff.
- Comment on advertisement 2 weeks ago:
After a taste test I’ve concluded that my pee is strong enough.
- Comment on Say Hello to the World's Largest Hard Drive, a Massive 36TB Seagate 2 weeks ago:
Once upon a time there was minimum/recommended specs. 😔
- Comment on Day 365 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing (One Year Anniversary!) 2 weeks ago:
Very good.
- Comment on YouTuber Faces Possible Jail Time for Reviewing Gaming Handhelds 2 weeks ago:
Sure, and that’s the sort of protection I think should be practically non-existent.
- Comment on Why do so many people seem confused about what appeals to male gays? Do they not know how sexual orientation works? 2 weeks ago:
That too.
- Comment on YouTuber Faces Possible Jail Time for Reviewing Gaming Handhelds 2 weeks ago:
As an anti-capitalist I think the protection of any company should be global but also that their rights to protection should be practically non-existent.
- Comment on YouTuber Faces Possible Jail Time for Reviewing Gaming Handhelds 2 weeks ago:
It depends on the laws in the country where they’re produced and who are importing them to the dystopian country of Italy.
Most likely it is legal/greyzone where it was produced and was purchased online or sent per agreement as review/sponsored consoles so it’s easy to argue the YouTuber have imported illegal goods…
- Comment on When everything is fake and we continue to believe it 2 weeks ago:
Ignorance is bliss.
- Comment on What are you doing when you call someone, don't leave a voicemail or text, they call you back right away but you don't answer? 2 weeks ago:
You only call people in an emergency? How do you communicate with people outside of shouting range for less important topics?
- Comment on What are you doing when you call someone, don't leave a voicemail or text, they call you back right away but you don't answer? 2 weeks ago:
You technically did your job, nobody can fault you!
- Comment on What are you doing when you call someone, don't leave a voicemail or text, they call you back right away but you don't answer? 2 weeks ago:
I’d rather get sent straight to voice mail than hang around in the limbo that “Call waiting” is.
- Comment on Chip collector showcases 'rarest x86 CPU' in their hoard — Rise mP6 266 ticked along at 200MHz in 1998 2 weeks ago:
Well that’s obscure.
- Comment on Thanks I hate it 2 weeks ago:
Me:
Friend: Try bacon on jam on toast
Me: That sound awful
Friend: it’s delicious
Me: ok I try
Me tries
Friend: Was it any good?
Me: it was… ok
Friend: too bad I imagined it would be great
Me: what you never tasted?
Ex-friend: no
- Comment on Windows 11 will soon be able to describe images on your screen using AI — and it'll all be done locally 2 weeks ago:
I never cease to be impressed by the continual enshittification of Microsoft products, and the bar was pretty low to begin with.
