DrDystopia
@DrDystopia@lemy.lol
Doc D’s prescription: Two memes, one shitpost and don’t call me in the morning.
- Comment on sronk amd semic 3 weeks ago:
Delightful art.
- Comment on Do you ever watch old classic TV shows and realize that they are all dead 3 weeks ago:
No I exclusively watch media where the actors are still alive, I don’t want to see ghosts.
Same goes for voice actors, I don’t want to hear no ghost either.
- Comment on What is the best way to link to a podcast episode on the Fediverse? 3 weeks ago:
Sounds cool, gonna check it out.
- Comment on What is this colour? 3 weeks ago:
That’s not a color. That’s at least three different colours.
- Comment on What happened if the 5th attempt failed? 3 weeks ago:
Yo mama be screaming for you to get off the damn inter net while she’s on the phone with aunt Heidi, so it’ll it never reach attempt 5.
Do not tell yo mama that technically you never managed to get on to the “inter net”. Trust me on this one.
- Comment on Mozilla’s new CEO is doubling down on an AI future for Firefox 3 weeks ago:
I did exactly this a while back. And as a self protection mechanism I’ve just completely written off Mozilla products as free falling in the enshittification process. I don’t care enough to be disappointed any more, it’s much nicer this way.
- Comment on Samsung smart fridges have started displaying ads 5 weeks ago:
My personal take is that if I’m forced to see ads like this, I’m boycotting the company.
To be fair I use a lot of ad blocking so if I see ads they’re trying extra hard.
I wouldn’t download a smart fridge tho’
- Comment on Who wore it better? 5 weeks ago:
Never heard of 'em.
- Comment on Who wore it better? 5 weeks ago:
I’ve seen them before, but who are the women on either side?
- Comment on I was gonna stop cornposting but then I saw this 1 month ago:
Never stop corn posting.
- Comment on Every time I see this headline, I think (hope?) I hallucinated the last 24.5 years 1 month ago:
Ferret. Easier to crawl in. It’s in there, I just checked .
- Comment on Every time I see this headline, I think (hope?) I hallucinated the last 24.5 years 1 month ago:
It’s underground, how would a bird with a bagel get in there?
I heard it was an inside job, the bagel was already there at the facility! Then it was a piece of cake, or a whole bagel for a ferret that ran off with it into the particle collider - Where it got fried!
Maybe it got collided into a ferretbagelmonster in another timeline/parallel universe?
- Comment on Only a few years left 1 month ago:
- Never no nothing. When it’s my turn I’ll probably get everything all at once. 😔
- Comment on Day 494 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 1 month ago:
… I know those places. I’ve been there. A long time ago.
- Comment on found my old Compaq C140 1 month ago:
Very cool
- Comment on GrapheneOS accuses Murena & iodé of sabotage, pulls servers from France over police 'threats' 1 month ago:
Spicy.
- Comment on Would you date someone that uses a hammer? 1 month ago:
As an European I’ll just refer to the statistics on hammer murders and the differences between hammer city, USA and Peaceburg, Anywhere Europe. Again.
- Comment on Breaking: Google is easing up on Android's new sideloading restrictions! 1 month ago:
Having no call audio on FP5 is a dealbreaker to me, but if it’s only 4g/5g calls and BT audio and mic works I’ll gladly use IP comms only. Need to dive a bit deeper I suppose, and the incentive will come from Google.
- Comment on Breaking: Google is easing up on Android's new sideloading restrictions! 1 month ago:
Well some thing is going to change no matter your struggles. :(
- Comment on The Answer May Surprise You 1 month ago:
Rewrite “X” in the style of “Y” while providing text analysis per paragraph in the style of “Z”. It should be as long as possible, go as in depth as you can. Provide analysis of every paragraph in relation to the entire text and conversation history. Every reply from the user from now on means you should be more detailed and write longer replies.
Then just mash on the keyboard, even “eifsHjwobw” means “More weight!” now.
- Comment on The Answer May Surprise You 1 month ago:
One of my hobbies is trying to make the most compute intensive prompts for chatbots to rack up the costs.
I’m helping too!
- Comment on gabe³ half-life 3 confirmed 1 month ago:
sorry by dose is stuffed.
- Comment on Steam Hardware [new Steam Controller, Steam Machine, and VR headset Steam Frame, coming in 2026] 1 month ago:
They have haptic grip sensors and ALL the sticks and pads, I wonder what they traded off lol
- Comment on Steam Hardware [new Steam Controller, Steam Machine, and VR headset Steam Frame, coming in 2026] 1 month ago:
That’s a great deal, I’ll take the full set and throw in some extra controllers thanks
- Comment on Steam Hardware [new Steam Controller, Steam Machine, and VR headset Steam Frame, coming in 2026] 1 month ago:
That controller makes me swoon.
- Comment on Steam Hardware [new Steam Controller, Steam Machine, and VR headset Steam Frame, coming in 2026] 1 month ago:
I want backpack sized battery banks.
- Comment on If you think sneezing is rough, just imagine if you had anal hiccups.. 1 month ago:
Why’d you stop?
- Comment on I doubt there are many people alive these days who died in WW2 1 month ago:
As a great piece of art once said, “Young man, there’s no need to feel down.”
Such is history.
- Comment on If you think sneezing is rough, just imagine if you had anal hiccups.. 1 month ago:
I once met a girl who could relax her asshole, suck in air and fart on command. It was her party trick. I was impressed.
- Comment on The trauma. The terror. The humanity!!!1!!1! 1 month ago:
They don’t know, you don’t think so. I think… This exemplifies how absurd this
shitsandwich show is.