Small penis alert
School pickup lines are wild
Submitted 12 hours ago by paranoid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
But he’s got YUUGGGEEEE balls! You can see them in the back hanging from the trailer hitch.
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 hours ago
Gender-affirming care.
Pistcow@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
There’s a guy with 3 DUIs.
Montagge@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
Glifted@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I briefly contracted at SHAP (the plant that builds the 1500) and you’d have to be drunk to buy one of these piles of shit
FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
This month.
meco03211@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Saw this description of kid rock and it seems like it does here too. He’s got tattoos of his kids but not custody.
defuse959@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
Kid Rock makes music for people that know the age of consent in every state.
Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 7 hours ago
Hey… I’m so glad that guys kid is NOT homeschooled…
BetaBlake@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
His compensator is compensating
justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
Huh? What is it good for?
yakko@feddit.uk 11 hours ago
Picking up some groceries
Good god, y’all
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Um, money duhhh. Just sell to both sides and instigate.
silasmariner@programming.dev 7 hours ago
Grab that cash with both hands and make a dash
sirico@feddit.uk 10 hours ago
Scared of the outside world so it needs a scary face, sitting in a nice comfy air-conditioned cab on big pillowy tyre. How is this more manly than a bicycle?
zbyte64@awful.systems 10 hours ago
Where I am at there’s triple digit hear warnings, so there is a logic to this. On the other I have used my bicycle to pick up my daughter under such conditions so it is possible, but then she rightfully complains about the heat.
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Oh HEAT. I went through that whole thing thinking hearing and that the ambient noise levels were above 100dB…
candyman337@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
(obligatory DO NOT ACTUALLY so I don’t get removed)
Bet if you shot up this jackass’s car he’d be a lot less prepared than he fucking thinks
shalafi@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
You might be, very unpleasantly, surprised. The vast majority of us who carry guns train and are well versed in the law. Remember, when you hear crazy stories on the news, they are only reported *because they are crazy."
LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
Just a little higher and they’ll be able to pass over the children unscathed. Problem solved
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Some semi-matte olive paint and that mofo could have a Warthog.
Tracaine@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Why is everyone making fun of some guy’s truck? Further, OP why are you being a creeper and posting pictures of people online without their consent?
I guarantee no one here knows this man, he might be the nicest dude ever and just happens to like monster trucks or something. What the hell is wrong with you people? How about mind your own business instead of gossiping about someone who is (probably) just a random dad waiting to pick up his kid and go home to make dinner. Fucking weirdos.
UndergroundGoblin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
Found a Truck owner.
titanicx@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
Guaranteed this guy is an asshole and he deserves everyone calling him out on his shit ass truck.
shalafi@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I roll a 2004 F150 wearing a cowboy hat with an AR-15 in the passenger well. Anyone wants to check my politics is free to have a look at my comments.
waitaminute@midwest.social 5 hours ago
I feel like I saw this truck on long island. Same truck?
paranoid@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I’m close enough that it’s possible!
waitaminute@midwest.social 3 hours ago
What’s amusing is I wanted to get a photo of it but couldn’t and here it is.
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
Yeah, can’t they take the school bus or just walk?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 hours ago
School bus don’t go where they live, 16 miles outside of town.
y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
I used to live there (16 miles out of town, in the sticks) and the school bus still came. I had to walk a mile to get to the stop, because they didn’t like dirt roads. But then I got chased by a dog and my parents complained to the right people so I only had to walk like 1/4 mile to the stop from then on.
But yeah, that’s probably still not an option everyone
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
Looks like some of the trucks in my suburban neighbourhood that have never carried anything bigger than a Costco bag of dog food and an ikea chair, nor have they ever been more off road than parking on the grass at the park.
pennomi@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
My kids can’t ride the bus because they are “too close” to school, except it’s 1.6 miles away on a busy road with patches of no sidewalks. It would be trivial to have a bus drop them nearby but they instead want to waste the time of hundreds of parents every single day.
FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
The only place they could afford & it’s got all the comforts of an outhouse.
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
I lived 15 km from my school and I took the bus.
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I mean, it does look kind of cool. Can’t go wrong with matte black
DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I need some new insults to use. Everything i grew up calling these people is not okay to use anymore (fag, retard etc.) The more offensive the better. Thanks for the help.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Piss baby.
shalafi@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Weird to my old ass that 3rd-grade insults are verboten.
DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I agree. Weird to me too. Probably weird to my grandma that she can’t use the n word though so who knows? Maybe they’re right.
HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
How about “refag” or “fatard”?
DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I like these
realitista@lemmus.org 7 hours ago
Micropenis
Inucune@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Nepobaby.
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
At least it has a decent looking suspension, widened stance and big wheels of a prerunner. If this guy lives out in the desert, he likely has some fantastic fun with it.
What I don’t particularly like are the lifts that are terrible off road, like feet off the ground to the point where they’re tippy, yet have no travel
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
That’s a Ram I’m afraid. Dodge has no small/midsize truck in North America.
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
You know that thing has never seen anything wilder than a mall parking lot
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Desert offloading is a popular thing in the US southwest. I’d do it as much as I could if I lived there, and had a truck like that.
To be clear, unlike most lifted trucks, I’m just saying it has a plausible use. You could be right.
aim_at_me@lemmy.nz 10 hours ago
Wild that rangers are considered small.
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Yeah…
I hardly ever see Rangers in Texas, to the point I actually point them out like a rare car. But a ton of the traffic is full sized pickups.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Boyght from OAN’s shopping channel.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
Is that Snake driving that truck? I see the eye patch.
blave@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Snake Plisskin?
zbyte64@awful.systems 10 hours ago
The truck says “War” on it. This is why voucher schools exists, so that I, as a parent, don’t need to deal with this kind of parent and their kids.
SandraBollocks@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
like two peas in a pod
ExistingConsumingSpace@midwest.social 5 hours ago
Voucher schools exist because christofascists found another way to gut funding from public schools and place it in private hands.
rImITywR@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
The fact that school pickup lines exist is wild.
SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Sometimes, the parents forget to pick up the kids so the teachers get to decide if they leave a child all alone with no help or if the teacher works unpaid over time
Greatest country in the world…
shalafi@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
No. Bullshit. When I got cut loose from 70s-80s elementary I was on my fucking own. We could walk, ride, skate, whatever. We did not require a fucking adult to care for us. Bell rings? GTFO! BYE!
AA5B@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
It’s always money.
When I first moved to the town I live in now, I was impressed by the all new schools. However I eventually realized they replaced a bunch of older neighborhood schools with a smaller number of bigger schools. They saved money by providing a worse educational experience and making walking less likely.
We walked to my kids elementary school but the town saved money by not plowing the sidewalks in winter, nor forcing residents to. Our walk would require walking on a major street - until my ex went full Karen and made them plow
When my kids got to middle school, we were in “walking” distance so there was no bus. However that was a full mile including crossing a six lane road whose light was always broken. We ended up choosing a private school in a different town, so there were no buses nor walkability
Regional school districts are now common. More kids goto schools that are not even in their towns
TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca 10 hours ago
How do you envision kids being picked up after school? Free for all?
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de [bot] 9 hours ago
In my childhood in Germany kids didn’t need to be picked up or dropped off, we either walked or took public transit (not dedicated school buses either). As far as I can tell that’s still the case where I live. It’s a very different urban design that facilitates it, and it results in more human lives in my opinion.
Stez827@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
We envision them taking a bus, walking, or biking home. Not them each getting picked up individually by their parents
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 9 hours ago
I envision walkable communities
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Well in my country if a parent comes picking up their kids by car they have to park their car and walk to the school to pick their kids up. Waiting in your idling car in front of the school while taking up the lane is not allowed.
copd@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Just commenting to support and remind you upvote/downvote counts are not representative of correctness.
I’m british and although it’s easy easy to believe we all walk and get thr bus, the TRUTH is 6% of our schoolchildren have fully complete end to end transport paid by the state (yes taxis) - this is usually due to negligence of the parents.
There is a real requirement for kids to be picked up by cars and removing that option will only hurt the education of the innocent child.
People on this site are very quick to binary extremism and would immediately struggle if given power of choice over others in real world scenarios.
BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Ever heard of a thing called a school bus
shalafi@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I’m American and just commented:
When my step-son was in elementary, 20-years ago, anything outside of a bus or parent’s car was a non-starter. Fucking pathetic.
fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 9 hours ago
Get rid of this car oriented school design and make walking and biking viable again. Also school buses
fatboy93@lemmy.zip 9 hours ago
Because other countries exist?
I used to walk to school, later bike to school, went to school in a bus etc.
Only times I got picked up/dropped off was when I was sick or had issues with other modes of transport