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- Comment on Your name better be Caleb 14 hours ago:
Congrats for the ok weinering.
- Comment on World's Best-selling Video Game Consoles 6 days ago:
I think because it was the way I said dude?
- Comment on World's Best-selling Video Game Consoles 6 days ago:
The reason for the high sales of the PS2 was because it was a cheap DVD player at being nearly half the price of a stand alone DVD player.
Funny by the time I worked at Target when they discontinued selling VHS and a customer was arguing with me about why did we stop selling VHS and I replied, “Dude, buy a DVD player, there’s one on that shelf for $35, its cheaper than a toaster now.” My manager standing next to me wasnt too happy but the customer reluctantly bought the cheap ass-DVD player.
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- Comment on Gold and silver hit records as investors hunt for safety 2 weeks ago:
So I bought an ounce of gold from Costco for $2800 and then later sold for $4200. Sold a bunch of silver at $50 and thought that was nuts but it keeps going up.
Im not sure how you have the stock market so over valued and precious metals through the roof at the same time. Everyone else knows its a bubble but pretend it isnt.
- Comment on RAM and SSD prices are still climbing—here’s our best advice for PC builders 2 weeks ago:
Im going to get me a dual CPU thread riper server for $399 when the crash happens!
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¿Que?
- Comment on Valve: HDMI Forum Continues to Block HDMI 2.1 for Linux 4 weeks ago:
I mean we don’t use coax/channel 3 any longer. Just do it.
- Comment on Nvidia lobbies White House and wins loosened AI GPU export control to China — U.S. lawmakers reportedly reject GAIN AI Act. There is another bill in the works. 5 weeks ago:
Lift the ban on kei trucks you fucking cowards…
- Comment on What's the best way to answer someone who accuses you of being a bot because they don't like what you have to say? 5 weeks ago:
Ask them how is the weather in India?
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Yore correct, thanks.
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Gluck-gluck in a field?
- Comment on [Episode] One-Punch Man Season 3 • One Punch Man 3 - Episode 7 discussion 1 month ago:
Haven’t watched but I assume the synapses is, “It’s fucking sucks”?
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Electricity has a hard time flowing up and requires a special pumping system.
- Comment on Google’s Sundar Pichai says the job of CEO is one of the ‘easier things’ AI could soon replace 1 month ago:
When chatgpt first came out and my CEO scrubbed my entire devision while giving zero bonuses yet having the most profitable year I wrote a prompt for a speech and it was practically verbatim. There’s zero need for a CEO aside from maybe needing a fall guy with a golden parachute.
Subject: Q2 2023 Quarterly Update: Record-breaking Profits, Strategic Realignments, and Compensation Adjustments
Dear esteemed stakeholders,
I am thrilled to present to you the second-quarter update, brimming with noteworthy achievements and strategic developments that have significantly impacted our organization’s performance. Despite operating in a dynamic and highly competitive landscape, we have delivered outstanding financial results that surpass any previous decade’s records. I am excited to share these details and provide insight into the exceptional growth we have experienced in recent months.
Financial Highlights:
In Q2 2023, we witnessed a meteoric rise in our profitability, with net earnings reaching unprecedented heights, outperforming any comparable period over the past ten years. The diligent efforts of our teams, coupled with robust market conditions, synergistic acquisitions, and optimized cost structures, have paved the way for this remarkable achievement.
(Prompt outcome, probably could be more jargon heavy with chatgpt5!)
Strategic Realignment:
Our success can be primarily attributed to our relentless pursuit of strategic realignment initiatives across multiple fronts. By strategically refocusing our core business lines and leveraging our distinctive competencies, we have effectively capitalized on emerging market trends while fortifying our position as an industry leader.
Our investments in cutting-edge technology and digital transformation initiatives have empowered us to unlock new opportunities and drive operational efficiency. The implementation of data-driven analytics has yielded insightful decision-making capabilities, enabling us to optimize resource allocation and enhance overall productivity.
Product Portfolio Optimization:
Our product portfolio underwent a comprehensive review during Q2, resulting in strategic pruning and refocusing efforts. By prioritizing high-growth areas with maximum revenue potential and aligning our offerings with evolving customer needs, we have ensured a sharper competitive edge and amplified market penetration. This proactive approach has allowed us to streamline our operations while effectively positioning ourselves as a provider of innovative solutions.
Employee Recognition and Compensation Adjustments:
Regrettably, amidst these commendable financial achievements, it is imperative that we address a necessary adjustment to our compensation policies. While profits have soared, we have made the difficult decision not to award annual bonuses to our employees this year. This choice was made to safeguard the long-term sustainability and growth of our organization, considering the dynamic market conditions and the need for prudent financial management.
It is important to emphasize that this decision was not taken lightly, and we remain deeply committed to the well-being and development of our employees. Alternative avenues, such as performance-based incentives and recognition programs, will be explored to ensure ongoing motivation and engagement within our workforce. We firmly believe that nurturing a conducive work environment, coupled with career advancement opportunities, will continue to foster a culture of excellence and drive collective success.
Looking Forward:
Moving forward, we will remain steadfast in our commitment to driving sustainable growth, capitalizing on emerging market opportunities, and nurturing a resilient organizational culture. Our strategic initiatives will continue to prioritize innovation, operational excellence, and customer-centricity, ensuring our ability to adapt and thrive in an ever-changing business landscape.
I extend my deepest gratitude to each member of our organization, whose unwavering dedication and relentless pursuit of excellence have contributed to our resounding success. Together, we will navigate the evolving market dynamics and deliver sustainable value to our stakeholders.
Thank you for your continued support.
Sincerely,
[Your Name] CEO, [Company Name]
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I did a VM of Hearthstone from my PC before they had an android app. So uh, do they have a PC version?
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Man, used to be the shit if you had a voodoo card.
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Moist Flushable Wipes…or a garden hose.
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The world doesnt need to be saved, it needs to be fixed…
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Super yacht*
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*Home server farm.
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All trees are edible if youre not a little bitch.
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There’s a guy with 3 DUIs.
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- Comment on Due to Federal Government Shutdown, SNAP Benefits Suspended Beginning November 1, 2025 2 months ago:
Red states are going to lose their minds…and food.
- Comment on Legendary developer Tomonobu Itagaki, creator of Dead or Alive and Ninja Gaiden 2004, has died 2 months ago:
In remembrance, I will die 17 times in 3 minutes.
