School pickup lines are wild

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• justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Huh? What is it good for?

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  • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Um, money duhhh. Just sell to both sides and instigate.

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    • silasmariner@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Grab that cash with both hands and make a dash

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  • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Picking up some groceries

    Good god, y’all

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Absolutely nothing!

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    • zout@fedia.io ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Say it again!

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• BootLoop@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah, can’t they take the school bus or just walk?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    School bus don’t go where they live, 16 miles outside of town.

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    • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I lived 15 km from my school and I took the bus.

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    • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Looks like some of the trucks in my suburban neighbourhood that have never carried anything bigger than a Costco bag of dog food and an ikea chair, nor have they ever been more off road than parking on the grass at the park.

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    • pennomi@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My kids can’t ride the bus because they are “too close” to school, except it’s 1.6 miles away on a busy road with patches of no sidewalks. It would be trivial to have a bus drop them nearby but they instead want to waste the time of hundreds of parents every single day.

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    • y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I used to live there (16 miles out of town, in the sticks) and the school bus still came. I had to walk a mile to get to the stop, because they didn’t like dirt roads. But then I got chased by a dog and my parents complained to the right people so I only had to walk like 1/4 mile to the stop from then on.

      But yeah, that’s probably still not an option everyone

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    • FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The only place they could afford & it’s got all the comforts of an outhouse.

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• ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Small penis alert

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  • FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But he’s got YUUGGGEEEE balls! You can see them in the back hanging from the trailer hitch.

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    • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Gender-affirming care.

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