ohlaph

@ohlaph@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TikTok may become more right-wing as China signals approval for US sale⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The optimism of using the word might is doing some heavy lifting here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨School pickup lines are wild⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet he’d rip his Achilles as well if he tried running more than the length of his micro unit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have one week to opt out or become fodder for LinkedIn AI training⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Flour Sugar Standard sugar Granulated sugar Powdered sugar Brown sugar One sugar shaped sugar One can of frosting Two muffin tins Seven eggs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft builds on Recall with Gaming Copilot — fails basic privacy tests⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, or simply stuff you uninstalled and they reinstalled it. I have uninstalled Teams several times now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨reaction⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Especially when the juices from everything makes the bun soggy before you can eat it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk says he needs $1 trillion to control Tesla's robot army. Yes, really.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Best healthcare with constant screenings. Catching most or all things early keeps them alive where it would cost us a mortgage or more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meet Mico, Microsoft’s AI version of Clippy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d rather not

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft pushing for profits "well above the industry average" is reportedly behind Xbox's layoff and cancellation misery⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think so. Basically squeeze what they can, tighten, squeeze some more, find that squeeze zone. Basically until they break that infliction zone. Then hold. Profit. Who cares about the future when their bonuses are today.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Pushes Xbox Division to Hit Higher Profit Margins⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They want that short-term squeeze.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apparently Palantir can access the content of social media accounts that were deleted a decade ago.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “deleted” eh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As Microsoft Forces Users to Ditch Windows 10, It Announces That It’s Also Turning Windows 11 into an AI-Controlled Monstrosity⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mateix eh? Go on…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Grooming habits, fitness, and confidence.

  And also makeup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A smart bed that can’t function without checking in with mother ship? That’s the dumbest thing ever. You can always tell the businesses that skipped testing lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft is being investigated by the FTC over antitrust concerns⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For now…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good News!⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In the search bar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What good thing just happened in your life?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I left a company after getting laid off and surprisingly found a job before the 60-day warn notice expired.

  Second day, the new company announced layoffs. Luckily, I wasn’t part of it, but that has been a wild ride.