Albanian sperm so strong it can get computer pregnant 💪 💪 💪 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱
Albania what are you doing? I thought you just made peace with Aberbaijan???
Submitted 2 weeks ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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rbesfe@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Unironically, Albania’s flag goes way harder than it has any right to.
Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Now the question is, who fucked the computer?
adminofoz@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
Who let JD Vance out again?
MBech@feddit.dk 2 weeks ago
Holy shit I would have a hard time announcing that with a straight face.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Especially because you know someone’s gonna ask who impregnated her…
Tja@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
The Holy Spirit ™
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sam Altman and Peter Thiel probably paid good money for that…
Or just some politician is suffering from heavy AI psychosis…
papalonian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah, this one appears to be legit. Wonderful.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
criss_cross@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
indianexpress.com/…/albanias-ai-minister-pregnant…
I…don’t know what to say
qarbone@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What in the fuck does this even mean?
Tja@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
My guess: they bought/implemented an ChatGPT subscription or AI agentic system for the party members, and they have a super weird way of announcing it… maybe to make it understandable to very non-technical people?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
Dumb people believe everything they read on the internet.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
It means it’s a corrupt dictatorship.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Stupidest dystopian timeline ever
KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
One minute ago I was mourning and feeling lost about the world. I open Lemmy and: 83 AI kids. This has been the entire last year: bouncing between feeling lost in life and feeling baffled by the stupidity of life. Our government AI minister is pregnant with 83 kids.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Also, our minister is a LLM!
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
It was me. I fucked Diella. The children are mine.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Ai ai ai
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Ia! Fhtagn! Ia! Cthulhu! Ia! Nyalarthotep!
toynbee@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
AI
themachinestops@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Chat Chippy tea.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
you absolute sentient loom.
slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
So she is having octogintatriplets, says le chat
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
That is a magnificent term
slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
i think octoginta sounds more like a desease, like “oh no i forgot my octogintis meds” while milluplets sound like a fancy kind of pastry that used to hyped on tik-tok or something.This is fun! The devil would probably father sescentisexagintasextuplets (leChat guesses) which sounds like a sexy spell to assemble a book shelf.
…i should sleep
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Le chat is French for “the cat”!
The more you knowwwwwww
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
It’s also what the chat in my name is from (my real name is a verb chatoyancy is related to).
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Damn, Albania is really on the forefront of AI research nowadays, aren’t they?
Apparently they figured out how to have sex with an AI girlfriend.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
So, is the leadership fucking stupid, or do they expect their voters to be fucking stupid?
reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Yes.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Could be a government having a little fun. It does distract from the dystopian nature of using LLMs like they apparently do …
Either way, voters are that stupid. See all the elections that the far right is winning.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
More likely is that they're not stupid. They're just not informed because they have other shit to do.
Bosht@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The world is so fucked I can’t even tell if this is satire at this point, regardless of itlf it’s posted here.
Luky_Se7en@feddit.it 2 weeks ago
First 5th world country 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱
Valmond@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
AI-Bania
vane@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
www.youtube.com/shorts/73Ii25cUyJc - he literally said that, I need to lay down
KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Can we talk about the second half where the guy’s proclaiming the benefit that when legislators miss sessions, the AI can tell them what they missed, and how they should respond??? Sounds wonderful. Let’s have our legislators getting orders from miss Edi Rama’s 83 slop-goblins.
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
It was already weird, stop making it weirder
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
someone translate it. i read it three times and I’m not sure I can understand it
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
My Interpretation is that they made ai assistants for each government official and then somehow got the weird idea to announce it like the woman who is the ai minister is giving birth to her ai children.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
The thing about the AI minister is that she is an AI.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My guesses:
- A LLM is roleplaying as a pregnant minister.
- A woman is “AI” minister and she’s pregnant, theres a typo and the government is publicly admitting corruption through nepotism.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
A LLM is "working" as a minister. The government prenteds this pretend person to be the lifegiver of 83 others.
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Jesus christ Albania
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Allah, actually. They’re muslim!
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I mean Jesus is a Prophet in Islam, a very major one actually.
JustJack23@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
I can’t believe I am saying this, but I would have preferred it presented as corporate “increasing productivity” speech
LemmyThinkAboutIt@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I don’t know how to insert gifs on Lemmy, but I feel this ones appropriate for the What the fuck gif.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
1984@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Nice to know the world has such amazing leaders. We will be alright!
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
i have no idea how i comprehend this. cannot compute.
Gladaed@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Wrong sub, irrelevant country and a terrible thing to read.
syreus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s a reference to Trump confusing Armenia with Albania while visiting bragging to the British PM.
Edi Rama(Albanian PM) joked with Emmanuel Macron(French President) and Ilham Aliyev(Azerbaijani President) later about the Trump’s “peace deal” and Aliyev busted out laughing.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Right sub, relevant country and an incredibly newsworthy shitpost.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
Giving your 83 AI babies government jobs = blatant nepotism
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Child labor laws in Albania does not extend to AI apparently
LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
Child labour laws are bourgeois decadence