Albania what are you doing? I thought you just made peace with Aberbaijan???

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• qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What in the fuck does this even mean?

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Giving your 83 AI babies government jobs = blatant nepotism

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Child labor laws in Albania does not extend to AI apparently

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• rbesfe@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Albanian sperm so strong it can get computer pregnant 💪 💪 💪 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱

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• MBech@feddit.dk ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Holy shit I would have a hard time announcing that with a straight face.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Especially because you know someone’s gonna ask who impregnated her…

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• Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  AI-Bania

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Damn, Albania is really on the forefront of AI research nowadays, aren’t they?

  Apparently they figured out how to have sex with an AI girlfriend.

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• papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yeah, this one appears to be legit. Wonderful.

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  • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    indianexpress.com/…/albanias-ai-minister-pregnant…

    I…don’t know what to say

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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• sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It was me. I fucked Diella. The children are mine.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ai ai ai

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    • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ia! Fhtagn! Ia! Cthulhu! Ia! Nyalarthotep!

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    • Burninator05@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      AI

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    you absolute sentient loom.

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• slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So she is having octogintatriplets, says le chat

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  • SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Le chat is French for “the cat”!

    The more you knowwwwwww

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That is a magnificent term

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    • slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      i think octoginta sounds more like a desease, like “oh no i forgot my octogintis meds” while milluplets sound like a fancy kind of pastry that used to hyped on tik-tok or something.This is fun! The devil would probably father sescentisexagintasextuplets (leChat guesses) which sounds like a sexy spell to assemble a book shelf.

      …i should sleep

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• Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So, is the leadership fucking stupid, or do they expect their voters to be fucking stupid?

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  • reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes.

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• ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It was already weird, stop making it weirder

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  someone translate it. i read it three times and I’m not sure I can understand it

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  • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My Interpretation is that they made ai assistants for each government official and then somehow got the weird idea to announce it like the woman who is the ai minister is giving birth to her ai children.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The thing about the AI minister is that she is an AI.

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• JustJack23@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I can’t believe I am saying this, but I would have preferred it presented as corporate “increasing productivity” speech

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