slowmorella
@slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de
- Comment on Dangerous crow 19 hours ago:
fuck this crow fr
- Comment on There's nothing you can do about it 1 day ago:
this looks like something Ickplant would post.
- Comment on Salmon 2 days ago:
samone’a
- Comment on Salmon 2 days ago:
it was not supposed to be pronounched thus far?? lame!
- Comment on Here's a fun game. 1 week ago:
or My Big Fat Greek Dick
- Comment on Here's a fun game. 1 week ago:
- Aqua Dick
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to [deleted] | 11 comments
- Comment on *slurp* 2 weeks ago:
thanks!
- Comment on *slurp* 2 weeks ago:
probably the best version of this meme i have evr seen 😙👌
- Comment on *slurp* 2 weeks ago:
hey how did you make a metal band logo font?
- Comment on Too bad famous paintings like this don't have captions like the ones I added 2 weeks ago:
This picture was also in a “caption this” game in a german comedy show on youtube:
there from 14:23
- Comment on He comin' 4 weeks ago:
I first thought she is transporting two chairs on her shoulder.
- Comment on The Woofstream 4 weeks ago:
i’m think that’s a perfectly reasonable thing to study. Although i would be more interesred in a comparison of the aerodynamics of different breeds of hunting dogs while running.
- Comment on [OC] El Zappo & Mr. Quetsch [7/?] 4 weeks ago:
its cool how they now have eys and their pupils were focusing on the mushroom ghost thingy
- Comment on Caption this. 1 month ago:
motorized toadscrubbing device
- Comment on Caption this. 1 month ago:
8-step basketball-donutification method demonstrated on a football.
- Comment on The regrets of life 1 month ago:
I used to have a major crush on the brother of my best friend but never said anything. Mainly because i was a teenager and he was in his mid twenties and it would have made everything awkward between me and my best friend (it kind of feels forbidden where i come from). I think someone who seriously says something like this has nothing to lose or they know that nothing will ever happen anyway and they want to play mind games out of boredom or due to low self esteem .
- Comment on Jokes on you, I don't want to work 1 month ago:
poor Anne Hathaway with her HR-looks
- Comment on Caption this. 1 month ago:
only consume gay-rays indirectly.
- Comment on Yellow from the egg! 2 months ago:
sorry, i meant in your dear friends souffles case
- Comment on Yellow from the egg! 2 months ago:
also very nice
- Comment on Yellow from the egg! 2 months ago:
usually my mom uses the first when things/tools/equipment/objects do not work like they intended to do. or simply if she expected more the second one is is usually if someone or something looks ugly or if someone missbehaved or did something wrong. the third is mostly used when something is very ugly, of bad quality, just like in you case, tastes bad
- Comment on Genius 2 months ago:
sure… 9-8 min per job interview including welcoming the candidate, smalltalk, talking about the bullshit role you have to offer, listening to the candidates speech about why they are the best match for the bullshit role, asking critical questions about hypothetical job situations, pressing the candidate to buy a pyramid-scheme soda, saying goodbyes and escorting the candidate out.
sure that sounds realistic
- Comment on Yellow from the egg! 2 months ago:
beloved alternatives my mom usually drops:
“das ist nicht die Wucht in Tüten” (this ain’t the might in bags) “damit kann man keinen Blumentopf gewinnen” (one won’t win a planting pot for that) “das lockt niemanden vom ofen hervor” (nobody will be lured from behind the oven with that)
- Comment on Damn 3 months ago:
tha lashes are upside down 😔
- Comment on Best not fuck with the moths 3 months ago:
The police officers legs are missing or she is just one on the legless hovering kind.
- Comment on Pixelfed Uptick in Monthly Active Users 3 months ago:
How they managed that their application for an account got accepted.
- Comment on Pixelfed Uptick in Monthly Active Users 3 months ago:
I wonder how they got in
- Comment on they come 4 months ago:
Ahahahahahaha. Bugs are so awesome
