When AWS went down, the buttplug got stuck on max vibrate and overheated…
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Submitted 16 hours ago by Fontasia@feddit.nl to [deleted]
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over_clox@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
and I was like, I’ve already moved the pawn to E6
AreaKode@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Kill the WiFi!
Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
I sacrificed a Queen.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Amazon pulled an israeli pager attack on your ass. Literally.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Best. Day. Ever.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 hours ago
Imagine people in remote chastity cages.
the_q@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
To be fair a phone that can be docked and used as any number of other workstations should really be the goal. One device that can do everything is the dream… Running Linux also a requirement.
Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 15 hours ago
To be fair, what most buttplugs lack is internet connectivity and support for basic office software.
pennomi@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Now everyone can get fucked by Microsoft Excel
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I actually own a sex toy that, in order to use certain features, I need to connect to my phone via bluetooth and log in to their server on their app with a username and password. Careful what you wish for.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
To be fair, all that buttplugs lack is internet connectivity and support for basic office software.
Hey some do have internet connectivity.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
Why wouldn’t the buttplug have internet connectivity? Kids, remember to update your sex toys with the latest security patches!
couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
It says it’s connected & morse code exists
Dojan@pawb.social 6 hours ago
You’re describing Ubuntu’s Convergence, something Canonical was working on back in like 2011 I think.
Sucks nothing really came of it. By 2014 there were a few functional demos of it but you don’t really see it nowadays.
lath@piefed.social 11 hours ago
The dream is playing music on the strings of reality.
A phone is just a pitstop.NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 14 hours ago
The ER staff don’t like it when people dock phones with their butt.
RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
That was what the early Windows phones where doing. But the technology was still a bit clunky at the time.
camr_on@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
We made some progress for a bit when we had the Samsung Dex that could run Ubuntu. The closest thing I have now is the steam deck but it’s easier to just have a laptop that plugs in
sundray@lemmus.org 14 hours ago
Yes! Need a proper Linux phone at long last!
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
Someone is getting serious about their chess game
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I switched my house for a shitty apartment and I’m never going back. I switched my car for a streetcar and bus ride and I’m never going back. I switched my wife for being single, and she’s never coming back.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
Sounds like you need to play country music in reverse.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 13 hours ago
Replace things?
Virtually every computing device I’ve ever owned is somewhere in the house I’m in. I sold my first PC (a Leading Edge 8088 IBM clone) and I still regret it. It’d been hard to get hooked into my homelab, but I would have figured it out.
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Yeah but you cant shove it up your ass.
musaoruc@lemmy.ml 12 hours ago
Not with that attitude
curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 11 hours ago
If at first you don’t succeed…
Start with something smaller and work your way up or just push harder.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Virtually every computing device I’ve ever owned is somewhere in the house I’m in. I sold my first PC (a Leading Edge 8088 IBM clone) and I still regret it. It’d have been hard to get hooked into my homelab, but I would have figured it out.
look at this fancy bastard and his house that he owns with storage space.
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Well you see, they built that house entirely out of old computer cases nailed together.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 12 hours ago
You save a lot of money wringing every penny of value from all your electronics.
Zink@programming.dev 10 hours ago
I love the amazing advances in hardware and general tech that enabled this progression.
However, what I am finding only works better and better for my brain and well-being is to push in the opposite direction. I went from wearing a smart watch 23 hours a day, 365 days of the year for several years, to not even knowing where it is right now.
I do most of my computing/gaming/browsing on an old desktop PC running Linux. I just replaced the fans in one of the PCs that’s 15 years old because they sounded like a locomotive.
The best part though is getting up to get a drink, hit the restroom, or even go chill outside with my pets for an hour and just leave my phone wherever it’s sitting. Just some time to exist and pay attention to my senses and the world around me without getting fucking notifications.
Or hell, even being at work and literally working on technology while being isolated from the outside tech world trying to get my attention.
Though if you have a smart watch that can save you from missing notifications during those times. That’s why mine had to go, lol.
Hupf@feddit.org 2 hours ago
23 hours a day, 365 days of the year
hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I’ve worn a pebble smartwatch for a decade just to avoid all the annoying noises our phones make non stop. So i keep my phone on silent and I’ve got the pebble set to only get notifications for texts and calls neither of which i get a ton of on a daily basis. I like to be able to glance down and either ignore or pull out my phone and deal with.
I am also a big fan of leaving my phone in the other room and dont wear the pebble a lot on weekends just to get a break.
Magister@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Seriously I replaced my PC (you know, big tower with lot of fans) with a Beelink MiniPC and OMG I do not regret it! It is super small, like 4"x5", sitting on my desk, sometimes I can hear the fan but mostly never, it’s fast, quiet, powerful. Best thing ever.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Unless you want to do AAA gaming or 4k video editing, a cheap mini PC will be pretty much all you need. Those things have been getting pretty good lately.
Valmond@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Thinkcentre tiny here, good for absolutely everything except gaming. So I got a bigger box for that.
PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I want one of those internet connected buttplugs so I can actually get fucked by the gay people in my phone and not just the ones IRL.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
I have some remote controlled toys. Sounds fun but the apps are shit. Even with a partner it’s horrible to actually use it. You just want to get fucked but instead the app fucks you with ads, bugs and complicated constructions to get it working and that way to get fucked is really not something that makes you cum.
PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I have a bunch of FOSS apps made for a few different toy platforms already bookmarked if I got one, as well as a couple of VR “games” with support. I just don’t want to spend more than $100 on a toy that isn’t custom made from Bad Dragon.
yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 15 hours ago
My requirements are bidirectional communication. If the buttplug doesn’t register and decode clench-morsecode, I will not use it!
InnerScientist@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Of course!
Then, when AWS goes down it’ll turn on randomly, reset the password to the default 50 character password and not unlock until you’ve input it corectly.
huppakee@piefed.social 10 hours ago
Imagine you’d have to unlock your butt plug before it allows you to remove it. Kill me now.
Gutek8134@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Last one reminds me of Sandevistan BuTT-Plug
Rooty@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Internet connected buttplugs are great, there’s even a model where you can create an entire chatroom to take control of it 😈
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
I’ve spent way too long on the Internet.
Because I actually understand this.
I should probably spend less time on the Internet.