They’ll be counting the wrinkies on my asshole.
YouTube will start using AI to guess your age.
Submitted 5 months ago by HelloHotel@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world
https://www.cnn.com/2025/08/13/tech/youtube-ai-age-verification
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phutatorius@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
bhamlin@lemmy.world 5 months ago
And y’all made fun of me for putting sunscreen on my asshole!
lemmyknow@lemmy.today 5 months ago
When you log into YouTube, a patented recog device does read your anus to confirm your identity. Its CCDs convert light into text-based codes, which represent your unique fingerprint of anal terrain.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
In an alternate universe you wedge your iScan device into your butt cheeks so it maintains constant positive biometric contact with you as your token for authentication.
Your passcode plus biometric scan.
MrSulu@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
The highly sophisticated and clever AI has already brilliantly identified several underaged people who have youtube or associated gmail accounts that are older than the minimum age.
jj4211@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Nah, google accounts are a recent thing, no way can that be a thing… Can it?
Oh hell I’m old…
ErmahgherdDavid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
My Gmail account is old enough to buy drinks in a bar in the US (21)
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’m betting that it’s so “intelligent” that will guess underage even if the Google account was opened in 2004
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
IIRC that is one parameter they actually mentioned taking into account.
I guess my 2006 or 2007 or whatever YouTube account (which, yes, I later connected with my Google account - not all that much later, in fact) will perhaps qualify me for adult-only content finally.
Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 5 months ago
The have been thoroughly unable to guess my age for the last 18 years.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
How long before a certain orange moron starts complaining that it keeps thinking he’s 13 for some reason?
lemmyknow@lemmy.today 5 months ago
Damn, y’all really can’t think 'bout nu’in else, innit?
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Jokes are jokes. Guy wants to be in the spotlight, jokes on him, right?
Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
I assume they already did this for advertising purposes, just like every other platform trying to guess your demographics to sell you more useless shit.
lemmyknow@lemmy.today 5 months ago
And that’s not just a win for companies. The fact that my metadata is out there is great for me as a user. Like with targeted ads – I get tons of coupons from cool restaurants.
JeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The system relies on signals such as the types of videos a user searches for and watches, and how long their account has been active, to determine whether they are under the age of 18.
That’s not actually AI is it ?
vodkasolution@feddit.it 5 months ago
The day it starts I’m gonna upload a bunch of old videos in a playlist, looking to monetize
JohnEdwa@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
It’s going to be really hilarious if my account gets flagged by the AI.
I made it in 2004, it’s old enough to drink.aceshigh@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The account is, but it doesn’t say anything about the person using it.
jnod4@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Youtube/Google is bowing down to a government that is funding some very negative actions towards children across the ocean. Why aren’t they using this AI to solve this? /s
Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
I am almost 70 and my wife and have a great time confusing the AI targeted ads. I get tampon ads she gets men’s diaper ads. We never know what we are going to get since we are always feeding misinformation into our phones.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
What if you just play a bunch of home repair videos on the background? 🤔
Pro@programming.dev 5 months ago
Article date: Aug 13, 2025.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Cool, they poison their own tracking data.
HubertManne@piefed.social 5 months ago
Im told the technology can also estimate shoe size and the relative realtion of the two!
veeesix@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
I watch plenty of penguinz0, This Old House, Smosh, and lawn care videos. Can’t wait to find out what YouTube makes of that.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 months ago
I watch cartoons meant for kids. They’re gonna think I’m 7.
crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
I’ve got a random living room account that’s used for Gen alpha brain rot, 80s R&B music videos, video essays, nature live streams, kids shows, horror stories, and documentaries. good luck.
SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 5 months ago
They wouldn’t restrict access to information based on your perceived age, would they?
brsrklf@jlai.lu 5 months ago
I am guessing this is a rethorical question, but, they already forcibly flag videos as “made for kids” against the creators’ will (and despite very clear audience statistics proving it’s not).
So yeah, they are totally using their magic 8-ball to restrict your content.
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
They were sometimes restricting videos for swearing or mentioning mature topics while being “made for kids” even though the videos were clearly not for kids.
trashboat@midwest.social 5 months ago
I’ve been wondering lately how effective a service would be that takes your credentials for a service, such as YouTube, and starts engaging with content at random so that the data the service has on you is all junk
Don’t know how meaningful something like this would even be, but if all these companies are gonna try so hard to collect data on me then I’d rather fill that data with useless junk
Nightlight17776@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
With all the data they collect I wish they would target me with the right ads. I don’t want an AI girlfriend, to buy a toyota in spanish, or comemeritive trump merch
Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 months ago
Using an ad blocker I get nothing but the types of ads I wanna see 😌
Bonifratz@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I think my account is around 18 years old so let’s see what the AI thinks.
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Yep I’ve had my account since 2006. It’s old enough to vote.
JeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The system relies on signals such as the types of videos a user searches for and watches, and how long their account has been active, to determine whether they are under the age of 18.
Fandangalo@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Accounts used by multiple people enter the room.
By kids often use my account on our shared family TV. We have adults in 30s/40s, early teens, and toddlers all using YouTube for different things.
This is a stupid idea.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I don’t think big corp wants you account sharing. “Violates ToS” they say.
foggenbooty@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I don’t want account sharing either, except theres things like Google homes where you can’t sign in with more than one account. People sharing the same account in a TV aren’t trying to, it’s just the natural way they use it.
Fandangalo@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I don’t want ScreamingMinecraftYoutuber67 on my watch history, and yet, it’ll be there tomorrow morning.
/s
neclimdul@lemmy.world 5 months ago
👋
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 5 months ago
Youtube doesn’t have the best history for this. One channel makes stop motion animations and showcases Transformers. It got marked as a children’s channel. The channel went on to showcase Transformers doing lewd acts.
pleaseletmein@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
I remember when they first rolled out the “made for kids” video designation, “Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared” (a horror video) was labeled as children’s content by the AI until enough actual users had pointed out the error on Twitter.
JohnEdwa@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
Yeah, at one point Youtube in their wisdom decided that toys are for kids, so anything to do with them got forcefully marked as “for kids”. I remember many LEGO and RC channels have issues with it. And having your video or channel marked as “for kids” disables 90% of Youtube features - comments, likes, notifications, saving videos to playlists or watch later, end cards etc.
But eh, in the end it is FTC and COPPA telling them what they have to do.But even then, Youtube basically has only two age ratings - either the content is suitable for everyone (but you do have to mark if it is specifically aimed at kids under 13), or it’s age-restricted to adults only. Imagine if movies only had the options of “G” or “NC-17”.
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It annoys the shit out of me that they never made the “kids” section of youtube an entirely separate thing.
Like TV, they could curate the hell out of it and not just allow anyone to upload, but no, they instead made way too much money from elsagate videos and videos of kids swimming. Now that that’s gone, it’s now making money off of kids from AI slop.
JohnEdwa@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
It annoys the shit out of me that they never made the “kids” section of youtube an entirely separate thing.
That’s exactly what they did.
Ten years ago.
datavoid@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
I always knew my fascination with redstone would come back to bite me
Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
My planned solution is to use a browser on a proxy that clears cookies after closing.
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
I mean, I’ve heard of other sites using info like having a saved payment card in your own name, or the age of the account itself to know that the user is over 18 without needing ID.
But this is Google, they want to flex their analytics and get as much additional info on everyone as they can.
gary@piefed.world 5 months ago
This was literally the first thing that came to mind. So many people have android phones with cards already linked to google, paying for YouTube premium would do the same thing. But nope, Skynet is the better way to do it
altphoto@lemmy.today 5 months ago
Search… Sponge Bob Ross hand painting practice.
ccunning@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Is this why Google sent me an email saying they changed my settings and I can scan in my ID if I want to change them back?
tdawg@lemmy.world 5 months ago
They already do this. There was a way to check and there may still be. When I checked like 10 years ago it was wrong about everything. Age, hobbies, everything
So good luck yt I guess
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 months ago
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
This is one of the dumbest ideas I have ever heard in my life.
In particular if I am online and people are thrown off by my ADHD the VERY FIRST THING they do is assume I am a kid.
The idea that this isn’t considered an explicit oppression of neurodivergent adults is laughable to me.
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
I am autistic and like 60% of my watchtime is Minecraft smp.
I no longer have an account to proof my age, i download subscriptions using yt-dlp
I hope all the advanced science videos i am downloading somehow balance it out.
chuckles i am in line to get oppressed.
dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 5 months ago
I am autistic and have ADHD (inattentive, aka ADD), and when I was 13 people estimated my age in the mid 40s lmao
And yeah now I’m the opposite, feeling more free to just ramble and stuff, without spending tons upon tons of energy to keep my attention with the conversation. So will I spend 50% of my time making points completely irrelevant to the conversation? Yeah. But I’m happier for it :)
tonyn@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
If I were an AI guessing your age based on this comment… I would estimate your age to be somewhere in the 25-35 range.
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
If I were an AI guessing your age based on this comment… I would estimate your age to be somewhere in the 9-9000 range.
db2@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’ve never made a single comment or video post so good luck.
pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
They will base it on the stuff you consume. Like 90% of people online lurk and don’t comment anything
tidderuuf@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I watch a lot of gun videos on YouTube so they will probably assume I’m in high school.
acosmichippo@lemmy.world 5 months ago
or you’re about to go to a high school very soon!
kaitco@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Oof!
UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Start peppering your responses with archaic terms and slang… Confuse the hell out of them