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@tidderuuf@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that murder is now legal in California. Fully legal. Slaughter a family of four by driving over the speed limit. Go home.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  YSK that this YSK community has drastically lowered its standards for a YSK partly due to recent events that it I speak about I’ll probably be labeled a something and get reported and banned.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You Can't Trust the Internet Anymore⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s an older meme sir, but it checks out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that if you hesitate between Ketchup and Mustard, you should pick Mustard. It's healthier.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I like my roots in my ears, listen to them all day long.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ars Technica makes up quotes from Matplotlib maintainer("An AI Agent Published a Hit Piece on Me"); pulls story⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Simp a little harder for them next time. They appreciate it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Video Games Need to Be Cheaper to Buy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the last game I paid full price for was the MGS Collection for PC. Otherwise it’s waiting for sales, usually 75-80% off original price then I buy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ars Technica makes up quotes from Matplotlib maintainer("An AI Agent Published a Hit Piece on Me"); pulls story⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I was downvoted and insulted by this very Lemmy community when I said this just a month ago. Thank God people are starting to realize it now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ars Technica makes up quotes from Matplotlib maintainer("An AI Agent Published a Hit Piece on Me"); pulls story⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I pointed out a month ago that Ars Technica is a rot site and starting to be filled with AI regurgitated bullshit and got 80+ down votes and a few uneducated replies.

  Y’all feel better now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I dont think my opinion matters⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You should run for politics cause gdamn that’s exactly what I would vote for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I dont think my opinion matters⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you reply at all then they know they can send you future spam because a human looked at it and they really don’t care what you reply with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Metal Gear Solid: Master Collection Vol.2 - Announce Trailer | PS5 Games⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh thank God I can finally play MGS4 and put my PS3 to rest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meal⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Where the fuck you buy that giant can of diet Dr pepper? I need it now!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why ‘deleted’ doesn’t mean gone: How police recovered Nancy Guthrie’s doorbell footage⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s the old adage? If it’s on the internet it is there forever? ^except ^when ^nintendo ^IP ^lawyers or ^dmca ^douchebags ^are ^involved

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HP has laptop subscriptions now⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The Epstein class of billionaires demand that all serfs enter subscription for living, if you do not comply your taxes will find someone willing to enforce it. Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You get used to that shit at buffets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI start showing ads in ChatGPT⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  OpenAI: “Hire that Lemmy user now!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Biff Tannen as universe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that Dark Chocolate is healthier than White Chocolate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d rather enjoy my chocolate and die young than eat chalk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Homeland Security Spying on Reddit Users⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They can gauge this: Fuck ICE.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To make it more interesting I have program that randomly gives out coordinates. I then sharpen my aim to hit the required target⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  People can aim their shit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nvidia might not have any new gaming GPUs in 2026 — and could be 'slashing production' of existing GeForce models⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well what do most victims of exploitation and abuse do?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yet everyone swears they existed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never been into conspiracy theories but after seeing the Epstein files, the Snowden leaks and the Panama papers… It’s funny how the events of 9/11 sure were awfully convenient for a select few 100 families across the globe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intel announced plans to start making GPUs, challenging NVIDIA's dominance⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  At least they are admitting the Intel ARC was more of a joke rather than a graphics card.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Overwatch 2 Is Just 'Overwatch' Again And Five New Heroes Arrive Next Week⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Counter-Strike would like a word.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CEO of Palantir Says AI Means You’ll Have to Work With Your Hands Like a Peasant⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s probably a good analogy out there about addiction but I saw something flashy on my smartphone and got distracted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CEO of Palantir Says AI Means You’ll Have to Work With Your Hands Like a Peasant⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Because most Americans with slack jaws hunch over their smartphone gawking at tiktok videos of people they hope to one day be but never will.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Work smarter, not harder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And guess what! For $8 you can access all that data for anyone you want!

  Fuck us plebs amirite?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨India is offering foreign cloud giants a 21‑year tax holiday if they run global AI workloads from Indian data centers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Because the government will make sure those data centers stay powered while the rest of the plebs live in the stone age. I would say maybe Indians will vote some change but who are we kidding, Modi is there for life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Work smarter, not harder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  1: no one is hiring someone solely based upon your experience of working at any of those locations … Ever.

  2. Nearly every HR (realistically any job that earns offer 65k a year) have systems like TheWorkNumber, ADP, Credit Bureaus to get your employment records.

  3. If you done fucked up, they can request tax records and I can guarantee you that all those businesses you listed very much have their tax records available from the IRS.

  4. This idea worked like 10 years ago… Even shitty HR have figured this out by now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ChatGPT is down for many users in major OpenAI outage - 9to5Mac⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  First of many outages as they realize how much cash they are burning and can’t stay afloat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I used an original iPod Nano in 2026, and it worked surprisingly well⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And the battery didn’t bulge a few hours after a full charge?

  Doubt it.