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- Comment on Your GF has always wanted to know the answer 9 hours ago:
There’s a reason why we don’t like standing next to each other at urinals.
- Comment on Pornhub, YouPorn, and Redtube and other content sharing platforms will block New users in the UK starting next week(February 2) 17 hours ago:
Oh no… Let’s just Google what other porn sites are out there. Oh look 1,642,000 results found…
- Comment on Who farted? 3 days ago:
It’s funnier when you realize the med student and surgeon are not in an operating room.
- Comment on Never-before-seen Linux malware is “far more advanced than typical” 1 week ago:
“oh no someone said the truth but it hurts my feelings” blocked
- Comment on Never-before-seen Linux malware is “far more advanced than typical” 2 weeks ago:
Do I need to repeat myself or is your skull too thick? Try using those links in a year from now Ars is literally an Arse of the tech industry.
- Comment on Never-before-seen Linux malware is “far more advanced than typical” 2 weeks ago:
With no indication that VoidLink is actively targeting machines, there’s no immediate action required by defenders, although they can obtain indicators of compromise from the Checkpoint blog post.
Don’t click on the article. It’s an AI regurgitated summary and internet rot site.
You’re welcome.
- Comment on A generation taught not to think: AI in the classroom 2 weeks ago:
Meanwhile Junior Devs: “Why will no one hire me?!?!”
- Comment on Same sh!t different hat 2 weeks ago:
He has time to talk to empty chairs but not his 20+ kids.
- Comment on Xbox 360 superfan amasses all 1,353 North American discs after two‑decade collection spree 2 weeks ago:
Me looking at a NAS in my closet: “Oh hey! Me too!”
- Comment on YSK: ICE is MURDERING in the streets! 2 weeks ago:
Oh, did the reality of the situation set you off? Maybe do more to vote instead of protesting a vote next time.
- Comment on YSK: ICE is MURDERING in the streets! 2 weeks ago:
Brown people: “Oh now you care?!?!”
- Comment on 200 million records exposed in massive Pornhub data breach — here’s what we know so far 2 weeks ago:
If I could wank it to scrambled porn 30 years ago then any subtext or dialogue is like a fart in the wind once I can going.
- Comment on Github Banned a Ton of Adult Game Developers and Won’t Explain Why 2 weeks ago:
The moment Microsoft bought it people should have started coding somewhere else. It’s just like everything Microsoft buys, it gets the Microsoft touch, survives for a bit, they make something to replace it and it’s gone forever.
- Comment on If it fits... 3 weeks ago:
Gonna be funny to see it bottom out trying to go over those curbs.
- Comment on Ars Technica’s Top 20 video games of 2025 4 weeks ago:
You know I was just thinking the other day about how badly Ars Technica needs to put out an article of their top video games because if anyone is an expert or can provide valuable ideas to the gaming industry it has to be the absolute garbage nearly tabloid and usually written by AI that never qualifies as real journalism from Ars Technica. I’m not sure if their goal has been to be the complete asses of tech news but they hands down take the cake and then providing this great list only solidifies them into the echos of history that literally no one will ever remember once they go bankrupt and no one cares to archive any piece of their trash of a site.
- Comment on Who's on the market for...? 4 weeks ago:
In like 10 years we are gonna find out those are worth like $50k
- Comment on I don't think having this in your mouth is going to soothe dryness 4 weeks ago:
I don’t know… Have you ever met a hooker with a sore throat?
- Comment on Fare thee well 4 weeks ago:
Oh thank God. Where else would I get my delicious meats?
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Welcome to modern astroturfing in the social media age.
- Comment on Google Removes Sci-Hub Domains from U.S. Search Results Due to Dated Court Order 5 weeks ago:
It’s a good thing Google posts the DMCA order so I can see what the URL is so I can never visit it ^by^ ^accident^
- Comment on Sir, they are attacking the whotilla 5 weeks ago:
If they got whopudding, I’m fine with all of that.
- Comment on Orange man good 1 month ago:
I thought it was a landmine.
- Comment on Disney invests $1 billion in OpenAI, licenses 200 characters for AI video app Sora 1 month ago:
Like… If you spend a few minutes looking around the ai generated porn you’ll see plenty of Disney characters. No license needed.
- Comment on Big Brother Is Watching Your Online Criticism of ICE Crackdowns 1 month ago:
Ya 2A. No idea why my phone used autocorrect of 5A earlier.
- Comment on Big Brother Is Watching Your Online Criticism of ICE Crackdowns 1 month ago:
If ICE wants to crack down on people’s 1A rights then they may quickly be finding issues with the 5A folks.
Well, in some states anyways.
- Comment on AI Slop Is Ruining Reddit for Everyone 1 month ago:
Yup very true. Even parts of Lemmy are showing brain rot, some instances are trying to limit to actual humans but there are ways around it.
- Comment on Everyone in Seattle Hates AI — Jonathon Ready 1 month ago:
She talked about Copilot 365. And Microsoft AI. And every miserable AI tool she’s forced to use at work. My product barely featured. Her reaction wasn’t about me at all. It was about her entire environment.
Bro should ask a coal miner what they think about their bbq grill next time.
- Comment on ‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted 1 month ago:
What a shitty design.
- Comment on It turns out Saudi Arabia will own 93.4 percent of EA if the buyout goes through, which is effectively all of it 1 month ago:
Oh good, I can continue not buying EA games.
- Comment on Why? 1 month ago:
Its depressing that I’m living through another golden age… Last time it was reddit, before that it was msn messenger. I can’t even remember what was before that. Probably chisels and slabs of rock.