Ding ding ditch is punishable by death apparently

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• NONE_dc@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is so freaking real. Some old folks seem to want that kids just stay still in silence like a furniture when they’re bored. No playing outside cuz “is annoying and dangerous”, not playing with their phones cuz “is unhealthy and dangerous”.

  What the hell should they do then?!

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  • InputZero@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I remember quite a few adults telling me that children should be seen, not heard when I was little. It was popular and sucked.

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    • Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My ex step mom (may she rest in piss) favorite saying. She said that shit all the time.

      Few others I don’t hate people, I hate their actions. (She had a lot of hate)

      Actions Speak Louder then Words (only good saying I took from her)

      She would say these things at least once a day. But always hated the seen but not heard one. Because I was an active kid and couldn’t be ignored.

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    • SonOfAntenora@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So there was this…what do you call it, lady who was very annoyed at any noise ever. Once she pulled a kitchen knife at us. Well well would you know that all parents and grandmas pulled legal action against that.

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  • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Build a nuke in the backyard, obviously

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    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The reference: nuclear Boy Scout

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  • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They want them to go toil in the mines

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    • potato_wallrus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Does that count as playing outside?

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  • Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Get a job

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The real answer.

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Die, i think, given our position on climate change. Kids shoukd die,

    We should all collectively commit suicide, and these damn kids should shut the fuck up while we do.

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Invest in real estate.

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  • fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A lot of people just hate kids. It’s a big problem

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• inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So this reminds me of when I was taking my CCW class and going over hypotheticals and legal ramifications.

  One scenario was you see a kid opening your fridge would you shoot the kid. Now there was a church group there that was also taking the class with us and a few of them raised their hands and one was called.

  His answer was yes.

  My group I was with all looked at each other and went WTF and just shook our heads, raised our hands and went of freaking course not because morally it would be soooo wrong even if it was legally okay.

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  • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m also from Texas and can count the number of responsible gun owners with one hand. I understand why we need to be armed; still there are a lot of people that shouldn’t. Your story reminds of that shooting that happened at a church that happen to have the good guy with a gun ^tm^. There was some talk about allowing some people to be armed at the church I was going to with my parents at the time. Some members and the pastor went to some event with a lawyer talking about some stuff around it and I joined out of curiosity. The overall meeting was pretty mehh, but there was a nice tangent about how much you can drink and still have your gun and ammo. Some cop that was in attendance tried to call them stupid, but they pushed back that its okay if you only drink such percent drink per hour or remove the receiver. Not a great look for the cream of the crop.

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    • wischi@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In understand why we need to armed;

      I don’t. Why?

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  • Geodad@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not according to the bible. Elisha called bears to maul kids for making fun of his bald head.

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this about the kids that got shot playing ding dong ditch the other day?

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  • meliaesc@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There was another one where the guy got in his car, chased them down, and ran them off the road. 3 murders charges.

    nytimes.com/…/doorbell-prank-california-sentence.…

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    • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wow, California too huh?

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  • potato_wallrus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sadly yes

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  • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ah fuck, I was really hoping this was a random meme and not related to anything topical.

    Guess that’s too much to ask for these days, unfortunately. Grim times.

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• etherphon@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cass said the boy’s death did not appear to involve self-defense because the shooting “wasn’t close to the house.”

  JFC…

  As ding-dong-ditch pranks surged after being posted to TikTok, other injuries have been documented in recent years.

  Yeah… boy what did we ever do without tiktok lol. Fuck off.

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  • chaogomu@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ding dong ditching used to surge whenever that one episode of the Simpsons played.

    Because kids will be kids.

    The injuries and deaths seem more linked to adults losing their God damn minds watching Fox News

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• jdf038@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  To be fair it was a millenial (42 year old) who did that. Still horrible. But yeah.

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  • Alaik@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I wanna say he was late gen X or xillenial, but ill freely admit I just don’t want my generation to take credit for his dumb ass.

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    • AlexLost@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s more than just dumb. It’s senseless. You gotta divorce yourselves from the love of the gun, cause this is never going to stop until you do. If it’s acceptable to you, carry on. Nothing to see here.

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• IWW4@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lmao as if boomers are that young…

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  • Bosht@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think boomer has morphed to fit a certain selection of people which basically means ‘old and out of touch’.

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    • bytesonbike@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Boomer is no longer a age range, it’s a personality.

      Like Karen.

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• BastingChemina@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Replace the gun with a car.

  How much of the “outside” can a kid access today without taking the risk of being it by a car ? As soon as he crosses the door of the house he risks his life.

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  • inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bad straw man, bad.

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    • astutemural@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not really, no.

      Firearms and cars are the top two causes of death for children in the USA.

      cdn.obsidianportal.com/map_images/…/Worldmap.jpg

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• MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Man… My parents used to kick us outta the house in the morning. They would tell us we could come back inside for lunch around noon but then we had to leave again. We would bike around and get into all kind of shenanigans. Call them from a payphone and instead of saying our name for the call we would just tell them where we were super fast and then they would hear that and decline the call lmao.

  As long as we came home before the sun went down or we called them from a friend’s house to get approval for a sleep over they didn’t really care what we did all day. Good times.

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  • fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Now the kids who got to do.that put GPS trackers in their shoes

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• abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Referencing this

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  • salacious_coaster@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m noticing a trend of no-context posts just assuming everyone just read/watched literally the same story as OP did.

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• kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Carl, of all people? 😂

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  • radiouser@crazypeople.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He absolutely wouldn’t tolerate happy children outside of his property.

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    • FriskyDingo@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Two scenes after Carl is mildly inconvenienced by happy children:

      “Hey where everybody going? The party’s just getting started!” As he’s surrounded by 3 whoorse he’d enlisted for the evening. Each more busted than the last.

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    • potato_wallrus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Especially if they’re in his friggin pool

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  • potato_wallrus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    youtu.be/oWaVYVJ02Ik

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They want kids to play outside so they have something to shoot.

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• obinice@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  American boomers*

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• FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is the first thing I saw on Lemmy today and it made my morning, thank you lol

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• ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cursed country.

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• Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They’re done playing video games. They’re doomscrolling now

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Boomers with boomsticks

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Band name? Band name.

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• PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I did this a lot as a kid. One time I went too far and my neighbor threw me up on a fence. He told me if I ever did it again, he would whip with a belt.

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  • Ugh@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Jesus Christ! That’s ridiculous. I am so sorry.

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    • PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I kinda deserved it. We were doing that shit at 2 am.

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• MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ding Dong ditch was knocking or ringing the doorbell and hauling ass away. These dipshits were beating and kicking on the door in a state where you can legally shoot through the door. Agree or disagree with that but if you live there you shouldn’t be so stupid.

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  • Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    These dipshits were beating and kicking on the door

    Where did you read that? All I’ve read so far was that they knocked and ran.

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    • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It was stated in the very first article I read. It was a local news site.

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  • Alaik@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You got a source on that? Depending on the time of night that changes the story a lot.

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    • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It was stated in the very first article I read. It was a local news site.

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• Hupf@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NIMBY

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Grandad plays GTA irl and you just complain.

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• Fleur_@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I think calling the police is more true

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• Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Only if you’re black or brown.

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• pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Coming from the generation that started that game, lmao.

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• postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  meme is killing it.

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  hey uhhh…you tink da gun sto still open?

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  gex

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ding Dong Death

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• Bucky@okaythen.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean if you try this in Texas, that’s on you. It’s front page news like every day.

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  • inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, we know Texans are immoral, irresponsible gun owners.

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  • firewyre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah how fucking old were you when you started reading the newspaper genius??

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    • Bucky@okaythen.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      websites have pages don’t they

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