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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • jerkface@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Tech support hates boomers and zoomers

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    • Electricd@lemmybefree.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Pretty much everyone then

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      • jerkface@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Pretty much everyone who belongs on Golga Frinshan Ark Fleet Ship B

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    • TRock@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I enjoyed clueless people when doing tech support, it made me feel needed 😂

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      • Mossheart@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Clueless people who want help yes. Clueless people who are confidently wrong and refuse to listen to reason or accept personal responsibility for the fact they broke their stuff, no.

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    • Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Let’s hear it for the generation who had to fix computers as a survival skill.

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  • ASK_ME_ABOUT_LOOM@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dentists hate 1, 16, 17, and 32.

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    • vithigar@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t even have those anymore and now their absence is causing problems.

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    • Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Wisdom teeth? Yeah fuck those.

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    • Zink@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Did anybody else just get LOST flashbacks?

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  • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Microbiologists hate wild microbes everywhere

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    • Tecovirimat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’d argue that most wild microbes are not as bad as domestic microbes with all their antibiotic resistance development.

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      • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Honestly, I’d just rather not have any except ones I’m working on. Sterility requirements bring in a lot of headaches.

        A decent lab requires several intermediate clean zones and several layers of sterile coats, plus if anything opens outside the flow cabinet, it’s as good as empty, except now you also get to manage the contamination of the surroundings.

        And some molds are REALLY sturdy.

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  • meep_launcher@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Guitarists hate the G string

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    • roundup5381@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Same for strippers

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  • v4ld1z@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    SLTs hate pacifiers. They’re horrible for a child’s teeth, leads to costantly open mouths, are bad for posture etc… Most patients’ parents who come into therapy are good about weaning their kids but some don’t and don’t know about the harm either

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    • strung6387@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What does SLT mean?

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      • pipes@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Speech and Language Therapist

        or Swine, Lettuce, Tomato for a type of sandwich

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      • v4ld1z@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        As the other commenter said. Alternatives are also SLP - speech and language practitioner/pathologist, but I don’t think there’s a standardised name that’s always used in English. “Logopedics” is probably not used that often in English compared to “Logopädie” in German

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  • DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Neurophysiologist hate action potentials.

    To be fair, just because you (generally, if you do cool stuff) want to sort the signals you recorded from a brain, a lot of times this messy annoying and takes up a lot of time. Saw quite some people get pretty mad about sorting spikes

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  • figjam@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    pulmonologists hate vapes

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    • RecursiveParadox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Data? No, because there is none. And I have read every.single.study. They are all fucked in some way or another whether it’s methodology or the stats or the sample size/composition. Not a single real in vivo study. None. There is exactly one researcher in Greece doing decent work, and that’s it. I took a career change from my previous and now present career and worked in pharma and biotech research.

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      • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Former smoker, current vaper. I know inhaling anything other than clean air isn’t good for me, and I know nicotine addiction isn’t good. I plan on quitting, and I’m making decent progress to that point.

        But it bugs the shit out of me when people try to act like it’s worse than cigarettes. It’s not. Shitty Chinese vapes marketed to kids that we don’t know the ingredients of? Sure, ban em. Black market vapes made in some dudes garage with oil? Absolutely track em down and end that man’s whole career.

        But properly made, regulated vape juice in a rebuildable tank? Leave me the fuck alone. Please. Please do not take the thing that has helped millions of people quit smoking!

        Can you link me any decent articles to help the next time someone says some dumb reactionary shit?

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      • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Inb4 popcorn lung lmao.

        (Diacetyl, the chemical responsible, is also found in cigarettes, 2,000x more than in vape juice, and cigarettes have never caused popcorn lung. The only recorded case afaik comes from the powder form being used in a popcorn factory with no respirators, and it acted like asbestos sorta where it settles in the lungs. That’s a far cry from the liquid form that was in some vape juice before the freakout, which has never shown to cause popcorn lung, just like it doesn’t with cigarettes.)

        Inb4 vitamin A oil

        (Black market weed carts made by some dickhead in his garage who didn’t know what he was doing. Legalize it already ffs.)

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      • figjam@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Are you a lung doctor or are you someone who vapes and wants to be able to maintain the illusion that it isn’t harmful?

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  • kamen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Human being here. I hate people.

    /s

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Physical therapists hate motorcycles.

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  • RoabeArt@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Auto mechanics hate Fix-a-Flat, especially if a customer forgets to let them know their tire is ful of the stuff when it comes time to replace it.

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    • Mobiuthuselah@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We had a local shop owner killed when airing up a tire with fix-a-flat. His wife ran the shop after his death and she did not mince words when someone asked why the shop wouldn’t patch their tire that had fix-a-flat.

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      • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        We had a local shop owner killed when airing up a tire with fix-a-flat.

        How? Was he working on an industrial tire or something?

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    • ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I feel super sorry for whoever has to do my next tire change, the previous owner of my vehicle (just purchased otherwise it’d already have had a tire change) was using fix-a-flat for top ups so the didn’t have to lug out the air compressor.

      I have no idea how much goo is in these tires, but I can only assume they look like the aftermath of a ménage et troi with 3 “Slimers” from ghostbusters.

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      • RoabeArt@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Why do people do shit like this lmao.

        I’m surprised they could even put anything in the tire even after the first treatment. FAF by its nature seals holes, and usually the valve stem gets clogged as a result (the idea is to replace the tire after using the stuff, since it’s meant to be an emergency repair).

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    RFK?

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    • MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can confirm, but if it wasn’t him, they’d go out of their way to find someone just as bad.

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  • CloutAtlas@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Orthopaedic doctors hate chiropractors

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    • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I work in orthopedics and rehabilitation…for the most part the majority of chiropractors are harmless. If the patient believes a chiropractor is helping manage their pain, I don’t really care about the efficacy of the practice. Plus, most chiropractors are risk adverse enough to know not to work on areas where hardware has been installed.

      If we’re sticking to the format of items or activities that are a reason for a lot of our appointments… Ladders, motorcycles, bad drivers, trampolines, and electric scooters and diabetes are probably the top contenders.

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      • CloutAtlas@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Huh, my friend absolutely abhors chiropractics. But I guess also all the family members who don’t listen to her and instead waste money to get their spines fucked with

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And palaeoecologists hate people that borrow our lab, leave shit everywhere, and try to take it over. For FUCKS SAKE.

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  • floo@retrolemmy.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Orthopedic surgeons, hate motorcycles

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    • PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But transplant surgeons love them 😇

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  • Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Teachers hate AI

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  • Midnitte@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Metrologists hate Analysts

    All you have to do is rinse the LC with water my guy…

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  • NelDel@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Electrical engineers hate OrCAD, seriously. I keep a spare file on all of my work computers collecting when I see someone on line saying OrCAD sucks. Brings me comfort when the program crashes for the 5th time that day

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  • Geodad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Geologists hate engineers.

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    • sartalon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Why?

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      • Geodad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I don’t know if things have changed, but engineers have not historically taken the expert advice of geologists, and it has cost lives.

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      • Rekorse@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Sewer maintenance techs also hate engineers.

        Actually everyone hates engineers.

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  • Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Chefs hate everything and everyone, but especially instagram.

    My hell is a land of dishes that were sent back to be reheated.

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  • Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pharmacy: PBMs

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    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What does PBM mean?

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      • lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        In the United States, a pharmacy benefit manager (PBM) is a third-party administrator of prescription drug programs.

        […]

        PBMs play a role as the middlemen between pharmacies, drug manufacturers, wholesalers, and health insurance plan companies.

        Parasites who make money off of ripping off patients and fucking over pharmacists. They are the rotten core of the US healthcare system and the primary facilitators of the exploitation machine turning your misery into profit.

        They negotiate cheap prices from the manufacturers, charge the pharmacies (and by extension the patients) an arm and a leg and pocket the difference.

        I believe they’re also the ones that argue with the pharmacist whether the patient really needs that expensive life-saving medication their insurance doesn’t want to cover, because they get kickbacks for saving them money. Sure, you might have cancer, but have you tried Yoga instead of chemo?

        Dr. Glaucomflecken has a nice video on it as part of his series on US healthcare.

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    • chuymatt@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      All medical folks hate those bastards. The highest driver of increased prices, and only serves as the middle man.

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  • ronflex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    People saying users are the bane of IT professionals are just antisocial whiners. The real bane of an IT professional is fucking printers. Fuck printers.

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    • BlackVenom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The users are why printers are.

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  • MrSulu@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Proctologists hate deodarant cans

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    • thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I thought they’d absolutely love objects without flared bases - keeps them employ, and entertained!

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  • Pulptastic@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Differential cooling rates.

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    • sneekee_snek_17@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      But it’s crucial for bimetalic strips around the world

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      • Pulptastic@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        And detrimental to everything structural made of metal.

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  • Pandantic@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Elementary teachers hate full moons.

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    • Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Why?

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      • Pandantic@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Some may think this is woo woo or superstition , but I lost count of how many times I’ve been like, “why are all the kids acting crazy (even the ones who are normally sane)?” and it turns out it’s a super moon or just a regular full moon.

        I think it’s because kids still have that animal brain that sometimes overrides their logical brain.

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      • DynoNoob@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Werewolves, obviously.

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  • CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Geologists and biologists hate people who stack rocks

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    • AOCapitulator@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      biologists too?

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  • tengkuizdihar@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    probably overinflated, egoistitical, spineless, tech leaders.

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  • Custard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Data Engineers hate delimiters in data

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  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Paramedic - being awake.

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  • Dearth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Bike mechanics hate Slime

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