Ceedoestrees

@Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alpha males⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s do it, but only if this online friendship doesn’t lead to a chance meetcute where my friend dies the will is contested, and you happen to be the best damn testicle lawyer this side of the Mississippi River.

  I’ve already given up on love and nothing will thaw this icy heart. Not even the best damn lawyer this side of the Mississippi River.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alpha males⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a signed document pledging the right testicle of a highschool friend that I technically own and collect upon his death. I don’t know how many testicles I have.

  I didn’t make that up for a hypothetical. This is how I live.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Expand North! So much room up there.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s most of my family and yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But he fucks her through a handmaid proxy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would I need to do to successfully paint with my own menstrual blood?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What valuable insight. A shame we didn’t have you at the critique.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s okay for toddlers to attend daycare. It is not okay for race jockeys to attend daycare.

  Guess I need to check my biases.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Where in this thread are people doing that? I only see a few comments in support of male support groups and none demonizing them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes? Clearly. Have you not ever been a woman?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m assuming all sorts of people get banned from places.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Do the men not know there are male-only support spaces and we’re okay with that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MILLIPEDE FACTS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Millipede Song: youtu.be/XQixwoQGZbg

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My world is so much better because of immigrants⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was gonna say this. I’ve been listening to Creole music all morning as “research” for my next writing project.

  Made me think about the volume of information we take in about other cultures through stories, art, music and food without ever opening a history book.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨King forgot his crown⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The consideration is the exclusive romantic relationship. They wouldn’t have given him gifts if they didn’t believe they were in a relationship.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does people doing things that upset others also upset you?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Interesting, I’ve heard that was a wheat allergy, if you react to flours in general. Since gluten is present in wheat flour, but a wheat allergy may include other grains that don’t contain gluten.

  Regardless, I’d find it so difficult it wouldn’t be doable to cater to that allergy in a restaurant or store that serves wheat products. There are gluten free production kitchens out there, but they might use other flours that share proteins with wheat, that could trigger an allergic reaction. So yeah, sounds tough as hell.

  To answer your question, to cater to all allergies, we could introduce regulations around opening packaged foods in places that -only- sell packaged products, and I would support it.

  People just shouldn’t be eating shit with their hands and touching stuff at the same time anyway, I’m more likely to admonish someone for that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does people doing things that upset others also upset you?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Correct me if I’m missing information, but I was the head chef at a restaurant that did gluten free stuff years before it became a common menu option. Additionally, I lived with a celiac for a few years. Admittedly, I’ve been out of the industry for a long time.

  As far as I knw, gluten allergies are only related to injestion, if people can have fatal responses to airborne particles, that was never a part of our food safety protocols. With celiacs, which behaves a bit differently from an allergy - they can have an extremely painful response to even small amounts of gluten, but it has to be injested. I mean, I baked bread with my roommate and he’d be fine, but he would have a reaction if he accidentally used my butter after I cut it with the same knife I used for bread.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does people doing things that upset others also upset you?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to think leashes should be optional until I had a dog who was perfect off-leash. I could be anywhere from a wooded path to a crowded sidewalk and that dog would be right beside me, but I only ever took her on hikes or through calm neighborhoods. Plenty of people knew my dog was friendly and would stop to pet her when I was out.

  My boyfriend at the time had her just as long as I did, but couldn’t control her off-leash as well as me. He tried anyway. He walked her next to a highway, she got overwhelmed, went chasing someone across the street, through traffic. Both him and the dog almost got fucked up on the highway when he tried to get her under control.

  After that I only let her off leash in places where it was safe and allowed because she’s a dog and it just takes one bad moment to get her or someone else killed.

  Beyond that personal anecdote, if you look at pet insurance claims statistics there are hell of a lot of accidents and attacks that start with “Dog was off-leash.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does people doing things that upset others also upset you?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Most people who have sexist or racist opinions don’t know their behavior is sexist or racist, most of it is conditioned socially.

  So maybe the perfume analogy is good?

  A person might not be aware is harmful, but there’s information about it, they just don’t seek it out. Maybe someone tried to explain their perfume is overwhelming, making it difficult for a small group of people to concentrate, but they’ve ignored them. When they see groups trying to get their perfume banned from public places they think those people are overreacting because they like the perfume. The perfume clearly isn’t hurting anyone because anyone who would be affected by it has left their workplace, or decided not to say anything because they keep getting ignored, and management thinks they complain too much, and they can’t lose their jobs. Socially, anyone who doesn’t like the perfume already avoids them. The perfume can’t be that big of a deal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like Ah, yes I need a trusty elastic around my ribs to gather sweat in the night so I sleep.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In heat⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  claps

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am two of them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Where does it say this guy, in a meme, that’s a joke, in a shitpost, on the internet, is straight?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am two of them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Any consenting time with dick expectations and clean zeros.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am two of them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Any consenting surface with zero dicks and clean expectations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am two of them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Any consenting adult with a clean dick and zero expectations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am two of them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Girl here. I would eat free onion rings.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you be dumb enough to wear this shirt in public?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  First old lady sits down on the other side. “She’s got two hands, don’t she?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make a new friend!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d take that gample for a chance at some whimsey. What else I doing with my life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you be dumb enough to wear this shirt in public?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Generous man, with two extra pumps. I dated a Mormon and got no pumps until I swapped his anti-seizure meds with caffeine pills.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I start a crypto wallet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah no worries. Didn’t mean to sound defensive. Making sure people know that pumping a coin isn’t the same as a pump and dump, and yeah, anyone getting into crypto should definitely know about all the rug-pulls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I start a crypto wallet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t call it a Pump and Dump for a reason.

  I knew the people involved and it looked like they were legitimately trying to develop a product. It was 50/50 pump scheme/real project, since they never did a rug pull. They were honest with themselves about most investors not a shit about their project, who going to sell high anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I start a crypto wallet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I say this as someone who’s been involved in cryptocurrency, in some way, for almost a decade: Do not look at it as a source of income. That’s my warning.

  Most the money I’ve made ofd crypto was by accepting it as a source of payment for freelance work, and selling when the price went up. I’ve made only one lucrative investment on a token and it’s because the developer team was a friend of a friend, I only spent the money I could easily afford and pulled out early, once it tripled. Don’t fall for FOMO, even if you could have made more money.

  If you go forward, stick with media put out by the major, legitimate exchanges. They have a lot of information on how to get started.

  Stay away from crypto-bro hype schemes, do not buy/trade anything from any project/company that isn’t legitimate, with a strong social media presence and a community.

  However, you can make good money off pump schemes if you’re in their communities and keeping and close watch on what they’re doing.

  Sign up for airdrops of new tokens and coins, shit you can get for free just by joining/signing up for something. A lot of times it’s trash you’ll never get rid of, sometimes it’s free money.

  I’ve been using metamask as a wallet for years, it’s one of the most accessible platforms and has a lot of information and support on how to use it.

  For the love of god do not look to NFTs as an investment.

  Never, ever, spend money you can’t afford to lose.