Software Engineers hate stand-up
Who is the enemy?
Submitted 8 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 8 months ago
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
We’re lured into a false sense of excitement, thinking it’s comedy. Instead, it’s tragedy.
Corn@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
EMS hate motorcycles and decorative throw rugs.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Do the floor rugs trip people?
MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 months ago
and those huge mirrors thar you just leaning against the wall
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Agree on the rugs but motorcycles are more of a “I hate people” thing. I’m an EMT that dailies a bike and tons of my coworkers ride too
SoyViking@hexbear.net 8 months ago
Nephrologists love donor cycles though
figjam@midwest.social 8 months ago
and anything vaugly shaped like a butt plug but is not a butt plug.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Reminded me of this post: lemmy.world/post/34770628
Apocalypteroid@lemmy.org 8 months ago
Not with that attitude
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
Also, actual butt plugs. Yes, they can and they will slip inside to the point you can’t get them out.
JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
Why do they hate the decorative throw rugs?
fox@hexbear.net 8 months ago
Extremely common trip and fall hazard, frequently in the homes of old people with bad balance and fragile bones
icelimit@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Get receive rugs instead, got it
Zerush@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
- Religion and Neo-Liberalism hate science
- Big corporations hate ad- and trackerblocker
- Drug barons hate legalizing
- Dictators and nazis hate the truth
- Developers hate Product Managers
- Linux users hate systemd
hactar42@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
I hated Product Managers as first but learned how they can be a valuable asset. Especially when dealing with customers or executives. They can handle all the crap throw at us and just filter down what we need know.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de [bot] 8 months ago
i love systemd
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
I love systemd too but I can’t remember how to use journald :(
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
You fail the test.
over_clox@lemmy.world 8 months ago
- Mechanics hate Engineers
muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com 8 months ago
Engineers hate architects
Maultasche@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Ents also hate Orcs
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It legit took me longer than it should have to realize it wasn’t talking about the tree people.
ik5pvx@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Who downvoted you? Saruman himself?
massive_bereavement@fedia.io 8 months ago
And anyone in a field related to studying living creatures in nature hate pesticides/herbicides.
Because pesticides harm everything that eats the thing that eats the thing that eats the thing that eats the pesticide.anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
Same thing with lead shot accumulating in large birds birds.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Wait, so the lead shots imbed in the animals that eat the lead shot large birds? And again for the animals that eat the animals that eat the lead shot large birds?
massive_bereavement@fedia.io 8 months ago
Ornithologists hate cats.
clif@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Me too
littlewonder@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Cats or people who allow their cats to be outdoors?
massive_bereavement@fedia.io 7 months ago
Yeah, I reread my comment and it can be interpreted either way, but it is definitely the second one.
There are also cats that wouldn't even catch a cold, but the issue is mostly with either stray cats or those that are allowed out.
shatterling@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Simple, common bird appreciators too
protist@mander.xyz 8 months ago
Don’t forget reptile and insect appreciators, we also hate cats
tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Death Star structural engineers hate the waste management guys
lvxferre@mander.xyz 8 months ago
Cardiologists hate deep-fried food.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Really? I feel like doctors really love all the stuff that they tell people not to do.
anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
youtu.be/CBv4bO_jC8I 27:09
alzymologist@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
dentists hate sugar drinks (I’m with them on this one) ophthalmologists hate screens urologists hate themselves
janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I thought you meant window screens for a second and was picturing some kind of weird eye injury epidemic involving enthusiastically looking out windows
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Psychologists hate cigars
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
ExceptFreud who famouslyl oved them
thessnake03@lemmy.world 8 months ago
What did you say about my mother?
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
take a long drag
I was thinking about your dad actually.
Lembot_0004@discuss.online 8 months ago
Game programmers hate graphical designers.
TheKracken@lemmy.world 8 months ago
And we hate game designers
massive_bereavement@fedia.io 8 months ago
What if graphic design is my passion?
Skua@kbin.earth 8 months ago
Then WordArt loves you too
airbreather@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Apples unite them all
Valmond@lemmy.world 8 months ago
CS people hate the printer
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Well that is accurate…
okr765@lemmy.okr765.com 8 months ago
PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean??
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 8 months ago
500years of printing and this is the best we got… Smh
MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 8 months ago
It means it’s time to take that copier to pasture.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
No idea, but we treat them all the same. 230vAC to the USB port.
kautau@lemmy.world 8 months ago
CSIT but yeah. I work in a company with people with masters in CS from Ivy League schools and they don’t understand the first thing about how hardware or their OS works. Common misconceptionunwillingsomnambulist@midwest.social 8 months ago
…which, in and of itself, is sad as hell because one of the course requirements (at least when I was working on my CS degree) was Operating System Concepts & Design.
unwillingsomnambulist@midwest.social 8 months ago
…and a lot of them hate the end-user, too. Why must we involve people in the whole computer thing? Isn’t an abacus and a box of crayons enough?
brown567@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Bold of you to assume the end user can handle crayons
BakerBagel@midwest.social 8 months ago
I work in a print shop and i also hate the printer.
Fuck you Xante. I hate you so much
TomMasz@piefed.social 8 months ago
HP printers in particular.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
Weirdly, i don’t hate HP printers (at least, the FutureSmart ones). Xerox can fuck right off with all those restarts just to change fucking settings though